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There Are 4 Steps To Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together! Love U !!!

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-- ( . )v( . ) -- Take This Bra.you Dont Wear, It Is Of Your Girlfriend, She Forget It In My Home In Playing She Is Mad.i Cry If You Say Thanks...

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Boy Is Making Fun Of His Girl Friend And Says To Her In A Poem, Six Plus Three Is Nine, I Can Enter In You But You Cant Enter In Mine. Girl Instantly Replies, ...

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I'm Sure U've Met My New Girlfriend, She's Been Ur Best Friend For 8 Years.

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get???? .... ..... ...... ...... Kid: 3 New...

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Recommended Dosage Of Viagra: New Girlfriend: No Need Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet Mistress: 1 Tablet Wife: 2 Tabs+whisky+p**n Movie+will Power...

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Failure Is Not In That Your Girlfriend Leaves U... But It Is Only When U Send Her Virgin...

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Your Girlfriend Is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In Short She Is Your S.i.s.t.e.r.

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If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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Q:what Is The Difference Between A Wife And A Girlfriend? About 45 Pounds!

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Boyfriend: Do You Think My Salary Is Sufficient For You? Funny Girlfriend: It Is Sufficient For Me, But How Will You Survive? :p

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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..**.**. *iloveu! * ...*. .* .....*

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If Loving You Is A Sin, Then I Would Rather Live As A Sinner.

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Your Girlfriend Is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In Short She Is Your S.i.s.t.e.r.....

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When A Boy Opens The Door Of His Car For His Girlfriend, You Can Be Sure Of One Thing : Either The Car Is New Or The Girlfriend.

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When I Look At You, I Cannot Deny There Is God, Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One As Wonderful N Beautiful As You

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If You Read, You Owe Me A Hug If You Delete, You Owe Me A Kiss If You Save, You Owe Me A Date If You Return Text Message 2 Me, You Owe Me All 3 But If You Ignor...

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An Important Element Of Friendship Is Communication, And That's The Reason Why My Fingers Are Still Pressing The Keys On My Phone. Because I Don't Want To Cut T...

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I've Never Considered Her To Be My Rival Because She's Only A Miserable Stereotype From The Past

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Principal: Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya Toh First Time 100 Rs Fine, 2nd Time 200 Rs. Fine And 3rd Time 500. Munna Bhai: Monthly Paas Ka Kya Lega Mamu...

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Boy: My Gf Broke Up With Me And Sent Me Her Pics With Her New Bf. Frnd: Really Bad Then What Did U Do? Boy: I Sent Them To Her Dad. Be Innovative...

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What Is Girlfriend?? Ans:a Girlfriend Is Addition Of Problems,subtraction Of Money,multiplication Of Enemies,and Division Of Friends So Be Careful Stay Away ...

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Girlfriend: Are You Sure You Love Me, And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday.

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.-''''-.,.-''''-. ! I Miss ! . You . ..'''-.,.-''

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You Remind Me Of My Next Girlfriend.

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A Girl Turns To Her Boyfriend In A Crowded Movie Says,honey,the Guy Beside Me Is Masturbating ! He Says,ignore Him. She Says,i Can't !, He Is Using My Hand....

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No, Seriously, I Thought You Were A Man The Whole Time We Were Dating

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Girlfriend : Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else??? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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My Girl And Me, We Are So Perfect, She Loves Me, And I Love Myself Too...

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Son: Mum, I Have A New Gf Mum: That's Great! Son: There's A Small Age Difference Though... Mum: Age Is Just A Number Darling. So How Old Is She? Son: 3......

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Girlfriend: I Can't Marry You. I Am One Year Elder To You. Boyfriend: Very Good, I Love You So Much That I Can Wait For You For One Year.

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Always Keep Your Lover's Photo In Your Purse.when Ever You Are In Big Trouble See The Photo.you Will Feel That No Other Problem Bigger Than This...

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A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend. Friend Asked: Who Is She? Boy: My Cousin Friend: Last Year She Was My Cousin

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Girlfriend : Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday .

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What Happened To Your Girlfriend,that Really Cute Math Student? She No Longer Is My Girlfriend.i Caught Her Cheating On Me. How! Well,a Couple Of Nights Ago ...

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What Is A Girl Friend? Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies. Division Of Friends...

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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