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The Candle Of Hope Is The Source Of Light For Success In Life So Don't Loose It. Failures Try To Blow It Out Guard It With Both Your Hands. All The Best!

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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Mallika Went To A Swimming Pool In A Bra & Panty. Guard: Madam Here 2 Piece Costume Is Not Allowed! Mallika: Kaun Sa Utaroon?

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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A Ship Was Sinking. Captain: Does Any One Know How To Pray? A Priest Comes Forward And Says He Can Pray. Captain: Ok Priest, You Pray; Everyone Else In Ship Wil...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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As U Go 2 Bed 2night, I Ordered Bats 2 Guard U Tight. I Told Some Ghosts To Dance In White, 2 Make Sure U R Alryt, I'll Ask The Dracula 2 Kiss Ur Neck Goodnigh...

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As U Go 2 Bed 2night, I Ordered Bats 2 Guard U Tight. I Told Some Ghosts To Dance In White, & 2 Make Sure U R All Right, I’ll Ask The Dracula 2 Kiss Your Neck...

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