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What,s Going On ? I Keep Trying To Call U But Ur Phone Says The Person Your Yrying 2 Reach Is Giving Head.. Would U Swallow Allready, I Need 2 Talk 2 U

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Girl Saw.boy Pant Zip Is Open Girl Said:hy Ur Garage Is Open Boy Rply:did U C My Ducati Bike? Girl Said:no I Jst Saw A Cycle With Two Puntured Tyres..hahahaha...

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If I Were Dying, In The Morning. I Would Order Pizza, And A Six Pack. I Mean, I Might As Well, Go Happy Huh?

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This Goes To Everyone: A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It Had Kept Its Mou...

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How Do You Get A Pikachu On A Bus? You Pokemon :d

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Not Everything Is Meant To Be, But Everything Is Worth A Try..

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Girl: Never Make Me Feel Special If You Dont Mean It.. I Migth Fall When I'm Not Supposed To.. Boy: ..how Come I Wont Mean It?.. When In Fact.. You Are Suppose...

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Always Remember You're Unique - Just Like Everyone Else.

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I Am What I Am! And You Are What You Are! Thats Why I Love You! We Love Each Other! So Let's Get Married...

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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If Things Are Getting Special.. It Also Gets Confusing To Know If Everything Is Going To Be True..

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