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Men Think A Lot, So God Gave Them An Extra Head On The D**k! Women Talk A Lot So God Gave Them An Extra Pair Of Lips, Between Their Legs.

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In Train, Girl: My Head's Aching, Boy Kised Hr Head. Girl: My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kised Hr Neck. One Old Man: Hey Do U Have Any Treatment For Loose Motion? ...

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From Moon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings For U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been A Headache!!...

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Why Did Tiger Stick His Head In The Toilet? He Was Looking For Pooh!

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough $money$ You Can Buy Them Back. Happy Friendship Day!!!

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier........... If........... If........... If.......... If.......... Tree Had Fallen On Newton's Head,instead Of The Apple......

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Before Marriage- Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,u R Beautiful,i Luv Uaftr Marriage: Roses R Dead,i Have Flu,dont Get On My Head, Side Ho Tu.

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Friends Like Hair Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Money You Can Buy Them Back..

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At Any Time In Life... If U Get A Doubt About Out Friendship... Take A Coin And Toss... If It's Head I'm Your Friend... And... If It's Tails You Are My Friend.....

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I Would Write On All The Bricks “i Miss You” And Hope That 1 Falls On Your Head So You Know How It Hurts To Miss Someone Special Like You....

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Spring Slattern Of Seasons You Have Soggy Legs And A Muddy Petticoat Drowsy Is Your Hair Your Eyes Are Sticky Wth Dream And You Have A Sloppy Body From B...

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Hold You Head Up High, There Are Million That Would Watch You Die, But The Only Ones That Matter Are The Ones Who Want You To Fly

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Friends Like Hair Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Money You Can Buy Them Back......

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As I Lie Awake In My Bed. All Sorts Of Thought Run Through My Head, Like Why Do I Love You As Much As I Do. Then I Realise Its Because You Are You!

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Physics Would Hav Been More Easy If...... . . . If... . . The Whole Tree Would Hav Fallen On Newton's Head Instd Of A Single Apple...:-):-)

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Spring Slattern Of Seasons You Have Soggy Legs And A Muddy Petticoat Drowsy Is Your Hair Your Eyes Are Sticky With Dream And You Have A Sloppy Body From ...

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People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On Head A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks A Passionate Kiss Is On Lips A Romantic Kiss Is On Neck But Seriously Hottest Kis...

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier . . . . If . . . . . If . . . . . . . If . . . . . . . Tree Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of Apple.!...

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I've Written On All Bricks Of Wall I Miss U I Want One Brick To Fall On Your Head So That U Can Understand How Much It Hurts When I Miss U.

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Why Did The Little Boy Put Lipstick On His Head? He Wanted To Make Up His Mind!

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The Sun Shines So Big & Bright The Day Before We Had A Huge Fight Lets Put That Behind Us On This Day And Really Mean What We Have To Say Open Your Heart & Le...

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A Man Is The Head Of The Family And The Wife Is The Neck. The Neck Turns The Head Exactly The Way It Wants..

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