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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Peal Of The Lifetime : Don't Judge Ur Close One By The Way They Care.. Judge Them By The Way They Care... . . . . . . . Becouse Care Is The Outcome Of True Lo...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile!this Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth,twice A Day Everyday :

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does :)...

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One Who Somes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweet Hart!**...

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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe Xxx!

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Nevr Walk Away From Sincere Friendz.. When U See Sum Faults,b Patient Realize Dat Nobody Is Perfect. It's Affection Dat Matters, Not Perfection _ _:r)(g:...

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I Can See ‘tea’ In A Tea-cup Can You See The World In World-cup?i Can Sing On Any Stage Can You Sing In Coma-stage?i Can Fix My Passport Size Photo ...

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Peace – White Power – Red Knowledge – Yellow Development – Green Love – Pink Success – Blue I Wish U These All Colours Come In U R Life….!!...

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God Makes Our Life With Pain & Medicine.the Only Thing Is..he Fixes The Pain In Our Heart & The Medicine In Our Beloved Ones Heart...gud N8t .sweet Dreamzz !...

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Santa's Urine Report Got Exchanged With A Ladies Pregnancy Report. Dr. Told Santa, You Are Pregnant. Angry Santa Shouts At Wife, Maine Pehle Hi Kaha Tha, Mujh...

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Special Relations R Hard To Find, They R Rare One Of A Kind.. I Dont Care If I Have Few, I'm D**n Proud That I Have D Best That Includes U.. :-)...

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No Matter What We Have All, Rather Press The Refresh Button Every 5sec Than Study Eat The Skin From The Grape Before Eating It Smile Stupidly At A Text Laugh Su...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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Love - A Wildly Misunderstood Althoughly Highly Desirable Malfunction Of The Heart Which Weakens The Brain , Causes Eyes To Sparkle, Cheeks To Glow, Blood Press...

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Crying Is Start Of Life ....! Beauty Is Art Of Life .....! Risk Is Part Of Life .....! But Your Friend Ship Is Gift Of My Life .......

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Science Has Proved That Sugar Melts In Water,so Plz Dont Walk In The Rain, Otherwise I May Lose A Sweet Friend Like U!!!

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Hansi Ne Labon Pe Ana Choor Dia Hai, Khawabo Ne Palkon Pe Ana Choor Dia Hai Aati Nahi Hain Tab Se Hichkiyaan Bhi Aap Ne Jab Se Yaad Karna Choor Dia Hai. ...

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Its Difficult To Wait For Someone,its Difficult To Forget Someone,but Most Difficult Thing Is To Decide Whether To Wait Or To Forget.good Morning........

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Hi, I Am An Alien And I'm Checking For Some Chicks In Your Phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no Chicks Found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!...

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Everyone Tells Me I Should Forget About You, You Dont Deserve Me. Theyre Right, You Dont Deserve Me, But I Deserve You.

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If U Lov A Girl, Dont Keep Her In Ur Heart Keep In Nails... Bcoz If U Fail In Luv Dont Break Ur Heart Just Cut Nails... Tats Y Girls Keep Long Nail...asu......

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What Is The Similarity Between A Womans B****t And A Park ? . Actually Both Were Designed For Children But Adults Enjoy Them More! :p....

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Scientists All Over The World R Wondering, How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. Please Tell Them Ur Age...........

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R... And Later, We Dont Knw Who We R Witout Them.....!!...

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Art Of Living: First Of All,dont Make Friends. If Made,dont Go Close To Them. If Gone,dont Like Them. If Liked,then Plz.. Dont Leave Them....

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When Wordz Fail Eyz Works When Eyz Fail Heart Works When Heart Fails To Kia ??? . . . . Samajh Le Tapak Gaya;)

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(((((( )))))) (((( �) (� )))) (((((; ;))))) (((((( __, )))))) Dont U Ever Send Me Your Picture Again! U Scared Me To Death!

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I Cant Txt U Roses Or Fax U My Heart.id Email U Kisses But Wed Stil B Apart.i Luv U 2 Pieces N Just Wish Ud C Dat I Care 4 U So Much Coz U Mean Da World 2 Me.

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T R U T H Ppl Say Th8 Nvr Expect Anything 4m Others But The Fact Is When V Rilli Like Some1 V Do Expect Something 4m Them A Litle Care From Heart :...

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A Good Heart And Good Nature R 2 Different Things.a Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships.but A Good Nature Can Win And Sustain Life Long Relationship...

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Care For The One Who Shares With U, Share With The One Who Knows U, Know The One Who Misses U, Miss The One Who Well Wishes For U, Wish U All The Best.

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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Ortho Surgeon To Patient : Ive Good News And Bad News For You. The Bad News Is I Amputated The Wrong Leg. The Good News Is Your Bad Leg Is Getting Better....

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Pain Of Missing Frnds Is Realised Whn U R Alone Watching A Group Of Girls Standing In Front Of U And U Dont Have Anybody By Ur Side To Say.... What A Babes...

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The Most Beautiful Words By A Wounded Heart “i Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It”…

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Making A Million Frnds Is Not A Miracle,the Miracle Is To Make A Frnds Who Will Stand With U When Millions R Against U.

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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