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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Talk 2 Me Wen I'm Bored, B With Me Wen I'm Sad, Hug Me Wen I Cry, Care 4 Me Wen I'm Sick, Dont Ever Cry 4 Me Wen I Die! Just Treasure Me Wen I'm Alive.

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One Who Somes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweet Hart!**...

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Research Shows Men R Fatter Than Women Coz Every Night Men Get Fresh Milk 2 Big Papayas, While Women Only Get 1 Banana, 2 Peanuts 1 Tea-spoon Of Starch!....

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Definition Of My Friend- Medicine Wen I'm In Pain, My Letter Wen I'm Far, My Smile Wen I'm Sad, My Tears Wen I Cry, One More Breath Wen I Die.....

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A Doctor And A Nurse Have A Baby Boy. But The Boy's Father Is Not The Doctor And The Mother Is Not The Nurse. How Can It Be?answer: The Doctor Is The Mother (fe...

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Dont Make A Circle Around U, Dont Put Urself Within A Limited Frame, But Draw A Straight Line Going Towards The Infinity & Just Walk On It

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I Am In Hospital Now. After 5 Minutes, I Will Be Transfered To A Surgery Room. The Doctor Told Me, I Will Die If I Stop Receiving Your Sms.

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U R A Mate With A Heart Of Gold.how Much U Mean To Me Can Never Be Told.ur Sum1 2b Talkd Abt So Sweet N True.1 In A Million Dats U

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Hat Will You Call The Value Meal Consisting Of A Bun Bread, Tea And Soda? Bun, (tea) And Bubbly.

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Suffering Cheerfully Endured, Ceases To Be Suffering And Is Transmuted Into An Ineffable Joy.- Gandhi

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Friends R Very Worst Because, 1.they Occupy Our Heart. 2.they Dont Pay Rent. 3.they Dont Vacate Easily. 4.when They Leave,they Break The Heart..!...

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What’s Missing In H__rt? Ea Or U? Pick Ea & You’ll Get A Heart! If U Pick U, You Will Get Hurt! I’d Pick U Coz It’s Better To Get Hurt, Than Have A Hear...

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Doctor To Sardar: You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do U Want To See Any One Before U Die? Sardar: Yes, A Good Doctor

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Man Gives Blood To Save His Girlfriends Life. Later On They Split Up And Man Wants Blood Back. She Throws A Used Tampon At Him And Says: Pay You Monthly, You Ba...

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V Often Fail 2 Understand D Feeling Of 1 Who Is Vry Close 2 Our Heart, Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close Our Eyes Is Vry Difficult 2 Reed

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Heart Of Boys Are Like A Temple !! Holy Truthful Pure That's Why When Boys Say. 'i Love You'. . . . Girls Remove Their Sandals....

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas.

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I Might Run Out Of Cute Grafix To Send U, Sweet Thoughts To Tell U, Punching Lines To Hit U, But I'll Never Run Out Of This: Care For A Person Like U.

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does

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The More You Study. The More You Know. The More You Know. The More You Forget. The More You Forget. The Less You Know. So Why Study?...

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Problems Are Life Big Cotton Bags, It Looks Huge When You See It. But When You Handle It, It Becomes Lighter……. Life Is Also Like That…. So Dont Worry Abo...

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If Ur Legs Are Paining Dont Worry At All. Its Bcoz All D Time Y O U R Running In My Heart....

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You Think Im Dying Of Pain But Im Not, I Am Just Dying Because My Heart Is Still Cut And Not Yours But The Worse Thing Knows That You Don't Batter To Look Bac...

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Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow Don't Walk Behind Me, I May Not Lead Walk Beside Me, And Just Be My Friend.............

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Love And Friendship Are The Medicine For Any Kind Of Pain.. But There Is No Medicine Found In The World For A Pain Given By Love And Friendship.

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He Came At Night. Explored My Body. Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit Me. Sucked Swalowe When He Satisfied He Was Left I Was Heart Blood Mosquitoo...

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I Wrote Your Name On Sand It Got Washed. I Wrote Your Name In Air, It Was Blown Away, Then I Wrote Your Name On My Heart I Got Heart Attack.

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A Man Sees A Fat Man Sitting In A Train Cabin. Taunting, He Asks: Is This Cabin For Elephants Only! Fat Man Humbly Replies: No!even Monkeys Like You Can Sit!...

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Friend Is A Hope, When Life Is Low. Friend Is A Place When No Where 2 Go. Friend Is Honest, Wen It Is True. Friend Is Precious, When It Is U....

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Testing Ur Blood Pls Wait.. Lll 33 Lllll 66 Lllllllllll 100 Complete! Result:hiv H-honey I-in V-veins ....

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Our Life Is Long Time. We Meet For Short Time. But. You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time. My Sweet Friend. I'm Missing U This Time....

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A Sardar Doctor And Pundit Loved Same Girl. Pundit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Doctor Asked: Why ?? Pundit: An Apple A Day Keeps The...

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A Heart Dies When It Is Not Able To Share Its Feelings...., But A Heart Kills Itself When Another Heart Doesnt Understand Its Feeling

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The First Sunlight To Touch You Face Is My Wishper To God To Take Care Of You And To Make Your Day A Pleasant One..good Morning My Love!

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You May Never See How Much I Care For You. You May Never Hear How Much I Treasure You. You May Never Feel How Much I Miss You. Coz Only Here In My Heart Can You...

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If One Loves Flowers With The Same Heart That He Loves Beauties,he Feels A Special Charm In Themif One Loves Beautiful Women With The Same Heart That He Loves F...

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A Thermometer Is N0t The 0nly Thingthat Gets A “degree” Without Having A “brain”…! :pa Silent Msg F0r All Studnts;-)

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This Msg Has No Fat No Cholesterol N No Addictive This Is All Natural Except, With A Lot Of Sugar. But It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It.happy ...

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(((((( )))))) (((( �) (� )))) (((((; ;))))) (((((( __, )))))) Dont U Ever Send Me Your Picture Again! U Scared Me To Death!

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