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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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A Gud Friend Is Like A Gud Bra... Hard 2 Find- Comfortable- Supportive- Prevents U From Falling- Holds U Tight- And Is Always Close 2 Ur Heart!

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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Night Has Ended For Another Day, Morning Has Come In A Special Way. May You Smile Like The Sunny Rays And Leaves Your Worries At The Blue Blue Bay. Good Morning...

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The Stupid Guy And The Doctor There Was A Guy That Was Sick He Went To The Doctor And Said Doctor I Have A Fever The Doctor Said You Will Have To Take 4 Spoons...

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Mosam Ne Li Angdai, Humne Le Li Razai,icecream Se H Ab Ladai,mungfali Ghar Me Ayi,coldrink Se Muh Mod Liya,coffee Se Nata Jod Liya. Happy Winter Season.gdnt

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Every Time I Hold Her Hand, I Feel Like Holding My Cheeks. She Always Slaps Me On The Face.

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I Have A Heart Which Is To Heavy For Me Will You Wanna Share My Heart With You.....................

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It Goes In Dry It Comes Out Wet. The Longer Its In The Stronger It Gets.we Can Have It In Bed Just You And Me...its Not What You Think Its A Cup Of Tea!

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Women To Dentist: Its So Painful I Will Prefer To Get Pregnant Than Getting My Cavity Filled. Dentist: Make A Decision, I Will Adjust The Chair Accordingly....

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What Is A Friend? He Looks Out For You, Inspires You, Laughs With You, Cries With You, Understands You, Guides You And Walks With You. Thats What A Friend Is....

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When God Cares Us In His Arms We Will Always Be Safe. When God Loves Us We Will Always Be Happy. When God Heals Us We Will Always Be Healthy. When God Fo...

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Smile Is Start Of Life.......beauty Is Art Of Life.......risk Is Part Of Life.......but Friend Ship Is Gift Of Life....

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A Good Heart And A Good Nature Are Two Different Issues, A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships, But A Good Nature Can Win An Sustain Life Long Relationship...

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Education Gives Quality Of Life, Money Gives Quality Of Respect, Wife Gives Quality Of Love, But Friendship Gives Quality Of Heart...

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Alcohol Is Nt D Answer 2 All D Questions----swami Vivekanand But If U Dont Get D Answer It Helps U 2 Forget D Question ----vijay Mallya............

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Dont Place Ur Mistakes On Ur Head,its Weight May Crush U Down Instead Place Them Under Ur Feet & Use It As A Platform 2 View New Horizons,

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It Takes A Minute 2 Find A Friend ,an Hour To Appreciate Them, But Entire Life To Forget You!

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Value The Friend Who For Me Finds Time On His Calendar, But I Cherish The Friend Who For Me Does Not Consult His Calendar.

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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Define Guts.. Entering Late In Class, Havin Spicy Hair Color, I-pod In 1 Ear, Ph. On Othr Side N Sayin 2 Mam Hey Sweety Dont Wait 4 Me,carry On Babes!!...

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When I Die, Dont Come Near My Body, Bocz My Hands May Not Come To Wipe Your Tears Off That Time..

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1 Day U'll B Srprisd 2 C Me Beside U. U Me Laughing, U Me Crying, U Me Dreaming, U Me Holding On, U Me... Just U Me Sitting In A Mental Hospital Me Chec...

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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Doctor To Patient: You Are Very Sick. Patient: Can I Get A Second Opinion?. Doctor: Yes, You Are Very Ugly Too.

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Yo Mama So Fat When Her Beeper Goes Off, People Thought She Was Backing Up

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Love Is Greater Than What Anyone Can Express, Greater Than That Which Anyone Can Understand, Or Experience, And Yet.. It Is Always Fully Expressed, By Those...

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A Snake Has Its Poison In Its Teeth. A Dog In Its Tongue..a Scorpio In Its Tale.. Its Only The Human Who Have Poison In Their Hearts.

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... Hard To Find, Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your He...

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Friends And Medicines Play The Samerole In Our Life, Both Take Care Of Us In Our Pains, But The Difference Is, Friends Dont Have An Expiry Date....................

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Friend Is One Who: Finds You In A Rush Of People Inspires You To Do Something Is Life And Catch Your Emotions Never Leaves You Till Death....

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She Broke His Heart And Yelled Out To Himyou Have No Life, Go Away!he Stood There In Agony, And Whispered..but U R My Life.. :(...

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Exams R Here, At D Paper We Stare D Ans R No Where, Which Maks Us Pull Our Hair... D Teachrs Glare, And Grades R Below Fair, But Just Like The Past 15 Yrs...

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I Sent My Cares To The Wind ........ And Asked The Wind To Pass Them To U.............. When U Feel The Wind Blowing Against Ur Face.. Thats Me.. Saying....... ...

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Nobody Is Like You. Nobody Is Care 4 You, Nobody Misses You, Nobody Wants To See You Good, Nobody Is Your Best Friend, Nobody Is Happy With You......... Don't ...

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Someone Asked Me To Describe U In A Sentence! I Said, An Individual Who Makes Place In Others Heart Without Even Knocking At It.

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth,twice A Day Everyday :)...

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Can U Believe They Are Still Together After All The S**t That Has Happened Between Them For All These Years...who? . . . . . . . . . . . Ur Bums !!...

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