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Scientists Finally Found What Was Wrong The Female Brain. They Said The Left Side Had Nothing Right And The Right Side Had Nothing Left.

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Don't Walk Infront Of Me,i May Not Follow. Don't Walk Behind Of Me,i May Not Lead. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.

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Hey, Ur Blood Test Says Hiv Positive. U Have High Of Honey In Veins. No Wonder

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The Relation Between One Heart And Another Heart Is Called Love. But, The Relation Between Heart N Heartbeat Is Called Friendship......

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I Care For U Bcoz You Are My $weet _,_,_,_,_,_,_, I ,_,_,_,_,_) I _,_,_, I _,_,_,)r I E N D I O R E V E R I_,_ :-)...

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....can I Have Directions To ..your Heart? .........i' M Lost In Your ..eyes.....!!!!!!

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I Don't Care How Many Lips U Hv Kissed, How Many Shoulders U Have Embraced How Many Times Uve Said, I Luv U! All I Care Is Not B The First But 2 B Ur Last!

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra Hard To Find Comfortable Supportive Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart!...

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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated But You Can K...

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Smile To Old Means Respect Smile To Child Mean Innocence Smile To Friend Means Care Smile In Front Of Mobile, A Mental Case! Still Smiling? -) Pagal Ey Oy...

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A True Friend Is One Who Care U Always Think Good For U Even He Had Lot Of Problems.intention To Make U Perfect In The World In Commemorative To Others.

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It Goes In Dry It Comes Out Wet. The Longer Its In The Stronger It Gets.we Can Have It In Bed Just You And Me...its Not What You Think Its A Cup Of Tea!

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A Good Friend Is Like A 'computer''enters' Ur Life. 'saves' U In Da Heart. 'formats' Ur Problems.' Shifts' U 2 Opporunity Neva 'delets' U 4rm Da Heart

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If U Have Any Problems, Cool ....tell Me. I'll Help U... If U Dont Have Any Problms, Cool..... Tell Me, I'll Create Some For U.. Thts Friendship..:-)...

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Most People Walk In And Out Of Your Life, But Only Friends Leave Footprints In Your Heart..

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If Ever U Feel Tired, U Can Cme Take Rest In My Heart, If U Feel Tht My Heart Bearts R Distrbng U D'nt Worry I'll Stop My Heart Beats 4 U.

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One Night If A Big Fat Man Jump In At Your Window, Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack, Don't Worry Because I Told Santa Claus I Wanted As Gift For Christmas..

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People's Say That Never Expect Anything From Others.but Fact Is When We Really Like Someone We Do Expect Something From Them 'a Little Care From Heart'.

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Luv Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted Ppl.. . . . . . . Ppl Wid Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting...

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The Loss Of A Friend Is Like That Of A Limb. Time May Heal The Anguish Of The Wound, But The Loss Cannot Be Repaired.

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I Have A Heart And That Is True, But Now It Has Gone From Me To You, So Care For It Just Like I Do, Cause I Have No Heart And You Have Two.

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Why Do Relations Break?its Becos People Fail To Realize That:-"if U Cant Handle Someone At Their Worst,then U Dont Deserve Them At Their Best..!...

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If You R In A Dark Room... You Find Blood Everywhere... And The Walls Are Shaking... Don't Worry Friend U R At The Safest Place... You R In My Heart......

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How Do You Do? Are You Free? Doing Nothing? Great! Then Make A Place For Me In Your Heart, I'll See You Soon! Yours Faithfully, Heart Attack

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Why Girls Like Gold More Than Boys? Bcoz Gold Has 24 Carrot, But Boys Have Just 1 Carrot.

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When Does A Friend Becomes A Best Friend? When Hid Dialogue, I Care For You Converts Into I Will Kill You If You Don't Care For Me.

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Friendship Is Promise Made In The Heart.. Silently.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance... Unchangeable By Time... Always Take Care Of Beloved Friend.....

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I Opened My Wallet, I Found It Empty, Reached Into My Poket, I Found A Few Coins, Searched In My Heart, I Found You!!! Then I Realised How Rich I Am/

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3rd Person Never Create Misundrstandng Between 2 People. But Misunderstandng Between 2 People Create Space For 3rd Person So Take Care My Friend.

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Do You Know What Is The Full Form Of Maths Oh Don't Bother So Much, I M Telling U Mental Attack To Healthy Students True Na...............

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Set A Place For Me In Your Heart And Not In Your Mind For The Mind Easily Forgets But The Heart Always Remembers. I Love You.

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I Have A Pen Which Is Blue, I Have A Friend Which Is You. Flowers Will Die, Waters Will Dry, But Our Friendship Will Never Say Goodbye. ,

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas ***********...

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I 've Written A Nice Poem 4 You. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. You Should Know What You R.. Once You Know What You R.. Mental Hospital Is Not So Far...

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You Know Why Comp/it Girls Dont Love ' Mechanical Boys... .. ... .... Bcoz These Girls Only Have The Capacity Of A Pen Drive,not Of A Machine Shaft......

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50+ Ur Age + 365 & - 615.the Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age & 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Virgin Girlz - 'center Fresh' Married Women : 'polo' (mint Wid A Hole) Prostitutes : 'center Shock' !!!

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Man Gives Blood To Save His Girlfriends Life. Later On They Split Up And Man Wants Blood Back. She Throws A Used Tampon At Him And Says: Pay You Monthly, You Ba...

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A Friend Is Like Blood, They Are Not Beside Us Always. But They Come Out When We Are Wounded.

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When I'm Walking In Front Of U,i'm Protecting U. When I'm Beside U I'm There For U, When I'm Behind U, I'm Watching Over U. When I'm Alone... I'm Thinking Of U...

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