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Ager Kuttay Ko Coat Pent Pehna Dia Jae To Usay Kya Kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta Hi Kahenge. Lekin Aapne Jo Socha Wo Bhi Theek Hai:)

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Bermingham, Uk Main Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya...hum Is Harkat Per Ehtijaaj Karte Hain.....phenkne Waly Ko Mazeed Practice Karwai Jaye. :-)...

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai?????????????koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Ke Bata Dena....

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Kfc New Pricespiza@rs.200chicken@rs.150burger@rs.100pepsi@rs.50lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q Kap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote....

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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Skta He,zhr Ko Zhr Kat Skta He,tum Plz Apna Khyal Rakhna.tum Ko Kbhi Bhi Kutta Kat Sakta He..

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Aapki 1 Bat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai.aap Jab Bhi Koi Kam Karte Ho, Dillagake Karte Ho..kyun Ki,dimaag To Apke Paas Hay Hi Nahi

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Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?wah Wahzardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?aakhir Jootay Ki Bhi Koi Self Respect Hai. :-...

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Duniya Ki Sbse Sundar Jodi Kaun Si He?muskurahat Or Aasoodono Ka Ek Saath Milna Muskil He.. Lekin Jab Dono Milte He Wo Pal Sbsw Sundar Hota Hai...

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Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Honk Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahenk Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

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Kal Ho Na Ho Aaj To Hai Aaj Ho Na Ho Yeh Pal To Hai Yeh Pal Ho Na Ho Hum To Hai Hum Ho Na Ho Humari Dosti To Hai

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Kbhi Hath Pekbhi Hont Pekbhi Ankh Pekbhi Gal Pekbhi Nak Pe...kiss...qadar Makhiyan Tang Krti Haigarmi Mai.....

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To Impress A Girl Respect Her Honour Her Lov Her Protect Her Care Her For Girls: How 2 Impress A Boy Just Smile Khatam....................

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Waqt K Sath Her Cheez Badal Jati H Har Yaad Per Dhool Chadh Jati H Lekin Apki Tasveer Dil Ke Us Kone Me Rakhi H Jaha Saans Bhi Pooch Kar Jati H

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Unhe Kya Pata Ki Humne Toa Woh Khoya Jo Hamara Tha Hi Nahi,par Unhone Jo Khoya Woh Unke Siva Kisi Aur Ka Tha Hi Nahi………

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Dost Kaha Ho? Jaha Ho Wahi Pe Rehna. 3-4 Ghante Tak Bahar Mat Nikalna. Tumhari Jaan Ko Khatra Hai! Bahar Bandar Pakadne Wale Ghoom Rahe Hai...

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Student Ne Hawa Me Coin Uchala;head Aaya To Sona Hai,tail Aaya To Film Dekhni Hai,khada Raha To Gane Sunuga Or Agar Hawa Me Raha To...ma Kasam Padhunga...

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Hospital Attendance Langda Present Sir, Behrapresnt Sir, Andhapresnt, Mental Mental Mental Sms Baad Me Padhna Varna Absnt Lag Jayegi.gn...

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Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Hindi Movie? Santa: If The Movie Was Silent How Could You Know It Was Hindi? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks.

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Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala, . . . Is Liye Mujhe Result Ki Koi Na Day It'tala.

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;****; O ( @..@ )o (---) Paichan Kaun? Bandar Bi Nai, Monkey Bhi Nai, Tumhare Bachpan Ki Photo Hai.

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Hum Q Gam Kare Jo Hame Na Mile Gam To Wo Kare Jise Hum Na Mile

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Daulat Mitti Ki Tarah He&mitti Ko Pairo K Niche Rehni Chahiyeagr Sir Pe Chadhaogetoqabr Ban Jayegi&qabr Zinda Insano K Liye Nhi He...

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1.take A Bowl Of Grapes2.put It In Ur Hands3.stand In Front Of D Mirrorthe Dish Is Readydish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur....

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Gadhon Ki Race. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Fire. Abay Bhaaag Msg Baad Main Parh Pehle Baag.??....

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Ek Doggy Subah Se Sham Tak Bhonkta Khabaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaoha Bilkul Aisay Hi

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True Love Comes Quietly, Without Banners Or Flashing Lights. If You Hear Bells, Get Your Ears Checked.

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Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Apki Kismat Me Howo Nahi Jo Aap Chahte Hoq Kho Sakta Hapki Khwahis Kam Hopar Apki Kismat Me Jyada Likha Ho....

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzr Jaega..kuch Hi Palo Mein Exam Aa Jaega...thoda Padh Le Aye Dost...tu Koi Ranchoddas Chanchad Nhi.. Jo Bina Pade Top Kar Jaega...

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I Love You. . .. ... ... K Speling Thik Hai K Nae.sirf Ye Conform Krna Tha.log Pta Nahi Kia Smj Lety Hain

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Tu Dekh Ya Na Dekh, Tere Dekhne Ka Gam Nahi, Par Teri Ye Na Dekhne Ki Ada Dekhne Se Kam Nahi

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Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-china Khatray Se Khali Nahi Faraz,suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-d

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Dost Pathan Se:april Fool Manaya?pathan: Handost:kis K Saath?pathan:bv K 7!hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diajab Wo Rone Laga To Hum Bolaapril Fool,april Fool..!...

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Wo Kon Se 3 Haramjanwer Hy Jin K Daanthar Waqt Bahar Hoty Hyn1- Samandar Seal...2- Haathiaur3- Bhutto Ka Damaad .. =p Xd......

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Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz...aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.ha Ha

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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Main Ap Ko Batata Hun... . ..1.kachi Pencil Se. 2.paki Pencil Se. Hahahahaha

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Usne Sab K Samne Awaz Lagai . . Mene Awaz Suni To Usay Pehchan Liya . . Mene Churi Nikali . . Uski Taraf Tezi Se Badha. Aur Bola Khan Bhai! Churi Tez Kardo!...

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Logon Say Bevaja Behas Mat Karok Tumhari Izat Khatm Ho Jaeor Ziada Mazaq Na Karok Logon Ko Tum Saybaat Krne Ki Jurat Peda Ho Jaye

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzr Jaega..kuch Hi Palo Mein Exam Aa Jaega...thoda Padh Le Aye Dost...tu Koi Ranchoddas Chanchad Nhi.. Jo Bina Pade Top Kar Jaega...

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3 Cheze Zindgi Me 1 Baar Milti Hmaa Baap,husn,jawani3 Cheeze Soch Samjh K Uthaokadam,kasam,kalam3 Cheeze Soch K Kromohabt,baat,faisla

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Koshish Kro Kitum Dunia Me Rahodunia Tum Me Na Raheqkikashti Jab Pani Me Rehti He Taherti Heorpani Kashti Me Ajaye Towo Dub Jati He...

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