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Kfc New Pricespiza@rs.200chicken@rs.150burger@rs.100pepsi@rs.50lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q Kap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote....

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Mai Mar Jau To Mera Jism Jala Dena,lekin Usme Se Dil Nikal Lena,mujhe Parwah Nhi Apne Jalne Ki,lekin Parwah He Usme Rehnewalo Ki.

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Bermingham, Uk Main Sadar Zardari Per Joota Phenka Gaya...hum Is Harkat Per Ehtijaaj Karte Hain.....phenkne Waly Ko Mazeed Practice Karwai Jaye. :-)...

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Logon Say Bevaja Behas Mat Karok Tumhari Izat Khatm Ho Jaeor Ziada Mazaq Na Karok Logon Ko Tum Saybaat Krne Ki Jurat Peda Ho Jaye

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Khuda Se Kuch Mang Kar Na Mile To Naraz Mat Hona...qnki Khuda Wo Nhi Deta Jo Aapko Achha Lagta,,,balki Woh Deta Hai Jo Aapke Liye Achha Hota Hai.....

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Koshish Kro Kitum Dunia Me Rahodunia Tum Me Na Raheqkikashti Jab Pani Me Rehti He Taherti Heorpani Kashti Me Ajaye Towo Dub Jati He...

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Ek Ada Aapke Dil Churane Ki, Ek Ada Aapke Dil Me Bus Jane Ki, Chehra Apka Chand Sa Aur Ek Zid Hamari Chand Pane Ki.

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Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala, . . . Is Liye Mujhe Result Ki Koi Na Day It'tala.

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Kbhi Hath Pekbhi Hont Pekbhi Ankh Pekbhi Gal Pekbhi Nak Pe...kiss...qadar Makhiyan Tang Krti Haigarmi Mai.....

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Aftr Hard Work Frm Whole Daypatni-kitna Kmaya?papa-kya Bchaya?bchche-kya Laya?parmaa Puchtihaikuch Khaya?never Hurt Ur Mumma...

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Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me.........faqeer Or Bhikari K Hath Men B Mobile Homubarak Hoaap Ny Uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya....

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1.take A Bowl Of Grapes2.put It In Ur Hands3.stand In Front Of D Mirrorthe Dish Is Readydish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur....

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Nazre Mile To Use Izhar Kehte Hai,rato Ko Nind Na Aae To Use Pyar Kehte H. Smile De To Use Ikrar Kehte Hai,or Jo In Jhamelo Me Na Pade Use Samjhdar Kehte H.

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3 Cheze Zindgi Me 1 Baar Milti Hmaa Baap,husn,jawani3 Cheeze Soch Samjh K Uthaokadam,kasam,kalam3 Cheeze Soch K Kromohabt,baat,faisla

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Pyaray Dost!film Me Kaam Karoge?roll Sirf Itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamre Me Le Jaigi Or Apko Goli Mar Degi.film Ka Naam He,kutte Ki Mout...

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Ager Kuttay Ko Coat Pent Pehna Dia Jae To Usay Kya Kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta Hi Kahenge. Lekin Aapne Jo Socha Wo Bhi Theek Hai:)

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Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-china Khatray Se Khali Nahi Faraz,suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-d

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Stdent Kya Jane Papr Ka Kya Hoga, Marks Milenge Ya Zero Me Tie Hoga, Koi N Jane Apna Result Kya Hoga,to Chabi Ghuma Gadi Uda Gadi Uda K Bol-bhaiya All Is Fail...

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Ye Padh Lena Imp Hai Exam Mein Pakka Pucha Jaaega.. 1.roll No 2.exam 3.date 4.subject Ab Thanks Bol Kr Rulaaogi Kya?anything 4 U

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Aao Mil Kar Bethen December Ki Dhoop Main....shayad Ye Fursatain Na Aglay Saal Milen.

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Jab Paper Ho Out Of Cntrol. Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold. Answer Sheet Ko Karke Ke Fold, Aeroplane Banake Bol I Will .fail……! Student Kya Jane Result Ka Kya H...

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Dimag Or Dil Me Utna Hi Farq Hjitna Phonebook Aur Inbox Mephonebook Me Hazaro Milte Hai Lekininbox Me Sirf Apne Hi Milte Haicheck Kr Lo.

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Dost Pathan Se:april Fool Manaya?pathan: Handost:kis K Saath?pathan:bv K 7!hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diajab Wo Rone Laga To Hum Bolaapril Fool,april Fool..!...

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Nikalta Chand Sbko Pasand Hota Hai, Dubte Suraj Ko Kaun Dekhta Hai, Tuta Hua Tara Sbki Dua Isliye Purikrta Hai, Qki Use Tutne Ka Dard Malum Hota Hai...

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Usne Sab K Samne Awaz Lagai . . Mene Awaz Suni To Usay Pehchan Liya . . Mene Churi Nikali . . Uski Taraf Tezi Se Badha. Aur Bola Khan Bhai! Churi Tez Kardo!...

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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Main Ap Ko Batata Hun... . ..1.kachi Pencil Se. 2.paki Pencil Se. Hahahahaha

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Dost Kaha Ho? Jaha Ho Wahi Pe Rehna. 3-4 Ghante Tak Bahar Mat Nikalna. Tumhari Jaan Ko Khatra Hai! Bahar Bandar Pakadne Wale Ghoom Rahe Hai...

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Bijla+badal=savanaaya. Barat+ Baja= Dhulaaaya.ful + Najare = Basantaaya.aap + Aapki Hasi=bhago....bhut Aaya!!!!

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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Skta He,zhr Ko Zhr Kat Skta He,tum Plz Apna Khyal Rakhna.tum Ko Kbhi Bhi Kutta Kat Sakta He..

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Daulat Mitti Ki Tarah He&mitti Ko Pairo K Niche Rehni Chahiyeagr Sir Pe Chadhaogetoqabr Ban Jayegi&qabr Zinda Insano K Liye Nhi He...

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Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Hindi Movie? Santa: If The Movie Was Silent How Could You Know It Was Hindi? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks.

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1> Gussa Ki Halat Me Koi Faisla Mat Karo2- Khusi Ki Halat Me Koi Wada Mat Karo.,,

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Mai Kuch Din Apny Exam Ki Tension Ke Waja Se Khamosh Thapiyaroo...tum Samjhe K Maa Da Ladla Sudhar Gaya :-)

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I Love You. . .. ... ... K Speling Thik Hai K Nae.sirf Ye Conform Krna Tha.log Pta Nahi Kia Smj Lety Hain

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Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?wah Wahzardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?aakhir Jootay Ki Bhi Koi Self Respect Hai. :-...

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Aftr Hard Work Frm Whole Daypatni-kitna Kmaya?papa-kya Bchaya?bchche-kya Laya?parmaa Puchtihaikuch Khaya?never Hurt Ur Mumma...

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Kuch To Duniyadari Rakho.kuch To Dosti Yaari Rakho.call To Tusi Karte Nahi, Sms Hi Jaari Rakho.varna Mobile Almari Vich Rakho...:-);-)...

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Z*rdari Ne Apne Marne K Baad Body Parts Donate Karne Ka Ailan Kia Hay..

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzr Jaega..kuch Hi Palo Mein Exam Aa Jaega...thoda Padh Le Aye Dost...tu Koi Ranchoddas Chanchad Nhi.. Jo Bina Pade Top Kar Jaega...

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Student Ne Hawa Me Coin Uchala;head Aaya To Sona Hai,tail Aaya To Film Dekhni Hai,khada Raha To Gane Sunuga Or Agar Hawa Me Raha To...ma Kasam Padhunga...

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