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Dost Pathan Se:april Fool Manaya?pathan: Handost:kis K Saath?pathan:bv K 7!hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diajab Wo Rone Laga To Hum Bolaapril Fool,april Fool..!...

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Mit Jaye Gunahon Ka Tasawur Hi Jahan Se, Agar Ho Ye Yaqeen K Koi Dekh Raha Hai…!!!

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Har Tarf Padhai Ka Saya Hai,kitabo Me Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,tum To Jate Ho Tution Ladkia Dekhne..aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat Me Bhi Padhne Aaya Hai....

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Kuch To Duniyadari Rakho.kuch To Dosti Yaari Rakho.call To Tusi Karte Nahi, Sms Hi Jaari Rakho.varna Mobile Almari Vich Rakho...:-);-)...

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzr Jaega..kuch Hi Palo Mein Exam Aa Jaega...thoda Padh Le Aye Dost...tu Koi Ranchoddas Chanchad Nhi.. Jo Bina Pade Top Kar Jaega...

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Ye Padh Lena Imp Hai Exam Mein Pakka Pucha Jaaega.. 1.roll No 2.exam 3.date 4.subject Ab Thanks Bol Kr Rulaaogi Kya?anything 4 U

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Koshish Kro Kitum Dunia Me Rahodunia Tum Me Na Raheqkikashti Jab Pani Me Rehti He Taherti Heorpani Kashti Me Ajaye Towo Dub Jati He...

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Usne Sab K Samne Awaz Lagai . . Mene Awaz Suni To Usay Pehchan Liya . . Mene Churi Nikali . . Uski Taraf Tezi Se Badha. Aur Bola Khan Bhai! Churi Tez Kardo!...

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Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?wah Wahzardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya Defect Hai?aakhir Jootay Ki Bhi Koi Self Respect Hai. :-...

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Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz...aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.ha Ha

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3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nai Krtimout,waqt,umar3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjhokarz,farz,marz3 Cheeze Hamesa Dard Deti Hedhoka,bebasi,bewafai

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Z*rdari Ne Apne Marne K Baad Body Parts Donate Karne Ka Ailan Kia Hay..

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Waqt K Sath Her Cheez Badal Jati H Har Yaad Per Dhool Chadh Jati H Lekin Apki Tasveer Dil Ke Us Kone Me Rakhi H Jaha Saans Bhi Pooch Kar Jati H

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Ek Ada Aapke Dil Churane Ki, Ek Ada Aapke Dil Me Bus Jane Ki, Chehra Apka Chand Sa Aur Ek Zid Hamari Chand Pane Ki.

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Kfc New Pricespiza@rs.200chicken@rs.150burger@rs.100pepsi@rs.50lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q Kap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote....

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Lohe Ko Loha Kat Skta He,zhr Ko Zhr Kat Skta He,tum Plz Apna Khyal Rakhna.tum Ko Kbhi Bhi Kutta Kat Sakta He..

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Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Apki Kismat Me Howo Nahi Jo Aap Chahte Hoq Kho Sakta Hapki Khwahis Kam Hopar Apki Kismat Me Jyada Likha Ho....

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Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Honk Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahenk Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

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Ek Doggy Subah Se Sham Tak Bhonkta Khabaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaobaoha Bilkul Aisay Hi

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Sath Pane Ki Chaha Rakhte Ho,sath Chodne Ki Baat Karte Ho,abhi Dosti Hue, Pyaar Karne Ki Baat Karte Ho

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Ab Hum Apke Raste Me Kabhi Nahi Ayenge.hme Pta H Ap Hme Kaat Khayengehm To H Bahut Hi Garib Admi14 Injection Kaha Se Lagwaenge.

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Bijla+badal=savanaaya. Barat+ Baja= Dhulaaaya.ful + Najare = Basantaaya.aap + Aapki Hasi=bhago....bhut Aaya!!!!

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Suhaney Mosam Main Tumhara Saath Ho,garm Bister Main Kambal Orhay Tum Pass Ho,mere Hont Tumhien Choney Ko Tarsain,kash Aisa Kabhi Ehsaas Ho!...

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Raah Dekhi Apki,magar Sandesa N Ayadil Ki Bekarari N Hamse Sms Likhvayaummeed Hai Ap Hame Bhule N Hogejaldi Se Reply Bhejsogya Kya Lafange...

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Kbhi Hath Pekbhi Hont Pekbhi Ankh Pekbhi Gal Pekbhi Nak Pe...kiss...qadar Makhiyan Tang Krti Haigarmi Mai.....

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Z@rdari Ka Daura-e-china Khatray Se Khali Nahi Faraz,suna Hai Chinese To Kuttay Bhi Kha Jatay Hen...!:-d

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Irada Tha Jii Longa Tujhse Bicher Kar...=aesanam=guzrta Nahi Decemberc Akeley....!!!

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Aao Mil Kar Bethen December Ki Dhoop Main....shayad Ye Fursatain Na Aglay Saal Milen.

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Tu Dekh Ya Na Dekh, Tere Dekhne Ka Gam Nahi, Par Teri Ye Na Dekhne Ki Ada Dekhne Se Kam Nahi

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Gadhon Ki Race. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Fire. Abay Bhaaag Msg Baad Main Parh Pehle Baag.??....

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Teacher: Which Was The First Silent Hindi Movie? Santa: If The Movie Was Silent How Could You Know It Was Hindi? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks.

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Hum Q Gam Kare Jo Hame Na Mile Gam To Wo Kare Jise Hum Na Mile

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Uffo Kia Krte Ho Dur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga To Kia Soche Ga? Aqal Nahi Hy Kya? Uf Abi Nhi Karo Na Akele Me Krna Naak Saaf ;-> Hmesha Ganda Soch...

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Usne Sab K Samne Awaz Lagai . . Mene Awaz Suni To Usay Pehchan Liya . . Mene Churi Nikali . . Uski Taraf Tezi Se Badha. Aur Bola Khan Bhai! Churi Tez Kardo!...

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Unhe Kya Pata Ki Humne Toa Woh Khoya Jo Hamara Tha Hi Nahi,par Unhone Jo Khoya Woh Unke Siva Kisi Aur Ka Tha Hi Nahi………

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Dimag Or Dil Me Utna Hi Farq Hjitna Phonebook Aur Inbox Mephonebook Me Hazaro Milte Hai Lekininbox Me Sirf Apne Hi Milte Haicheck Kr Lo.

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Wo Kon Se 3 Haramjanwer Hy Jin K Daanthar Waqt Bahar Hoty Hyn1- Samandar Seal...2- Haathiaur3- Bhutto Ka Damaad .. =p Xd......

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Aftr Hard Work Frm Whole Daypatni-kitna Kmaya?papa-kya Bchaya?bchche-kya Laya?parmaa Puchtihaikuch Khaya?never Hurt Ur Mumma...

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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Main Ap Ko Batata Hun... . ..1.kachi Pencil Se. 2.paki Pencil Se. Hahahahaha

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai?????????????koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Ke Bata Dena....

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