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Roses Are Red. Lemons Are Sour. Lean Over And Give Me An Hour.

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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A Woman Walks Into A Drugstore And Asks The Pharmacist If He Sells Size Extra Large Condoms. He Replies, Yes We Do. Would You Like To Buy Some? She Responds, No...

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*horny Newton's 3 S*x Laws 1)a Hole Always Atracts A Pole 2)length Of Pole Is Equal 2 Depth Of Hole 3)up Down Motion Releases A Lotion Which Increases Populati...

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