Hospitality Recreation Messages

You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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Life Is Like A Book: Each Day A New Page With Adventures To Experience, Lessons To Learn And Good Deeds To Replicate. Have A Colorful Page Everyday....

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I Want To: Suck You Lick You Move My Tongue All Over You Feel You In My Mouth... Yep, That's How U...eat An Ice Cream!

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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Smokers Have Smoking Heart, Drinkers Have An Alcoholoic Heart. I Request You Plz Don't Eat Sugar Coz U Aready Have A Sweet Heart

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Whenever Life Seems To Be A Journey Through A Dark Tunnel... Take Me Along With You... I Promise.. . . . . . . . . . V Ll Put Disco Lights N Dance... :p...

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Everyday Everytime Everywhere I May Not Be With U But My Thinking My Care My Msg's My Prayers And My Lovely Wishes Are Always With U....

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A Smile Is The Best Lighting System Of The Face, The Best Cooling System Of The Head, And The Best Warming System Of The Heart. Keep Smiling! =)

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It Goes In Dry It Comes Out Wet. The Longer Its In The Stronger It Gets.we Can Have It In Bed Just You And Me...its Not What You Think Its A Cup Of Tea!

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I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose, And Then I Looked At You, And I Kept Looking At You, For The Rose Isn't As Beautiful As You

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Every Thing Is Incomplete Without 'me' __mory __lody Co__dy Ti__ Ga__ So__thing __aning __eting Even The __ssage So Dont 4get Me...

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I Woke Up This Morning Just Befo' The Break Of Day. I Was Bitter, Blue And Black, Lawd. There Ain't Nothing Else To Say.

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The First Day Of Spring Is One Thing, And The First Spring Day Is Another. The Difference Between Them Is Sometimes As Great As A Month.

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Nobody Is Like You, Nobody Cares 4 Youu, Nobody Misses Youu, Nobody Wants To See You Good, Nobody Is Your Best Friend, Nobody Is Happy With U...don't Cry...my N...

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Man 2 Wife On Wedding Night: R U Sure That Im The 1st Man U Have Slept With? Wife: Of Course Honey, I Stayed Awake With All The Others.....

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Laugh, Joke Is Not Over, U R Standing In Front Of Fridge, What Fridge Will Think, Do U Know???????? Cool Inside, Fool Outside Now Laugh!!!...

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Onion Frindship My Friendship Is Like As Onion, It Has Many Layers, Which Add Taste In Your Life, But If U Try To Cut It Off It May Bring Tear In Ur Life....

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U May Meet People,better Than Me,funnier Than Me,more Beautiful Than Me,but One Thing I Can Say 2 U_ I Will Always Be There 4 U When They All Leave

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The Length Breadth Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, “how Far Is Land”? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right...

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I Wanna Be A Butterfly I Wanna Fly With You Tonight With You I Wanna Touch The Sky I Wanna Be Your Butterfly Fly, Fly Butterfly And Take Me Higher Fly, Fly But...

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A Friendship Is Sweet When Its New Its Sweeter When Its True But Its Sweetest When The Friend Is Like U. Nrups

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Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body Heart Full Of Love. All These R My Prayer 4 U...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Night ...

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Elephant & Ant Were Walking On A Bridge. Then D Elephant Looked Down Toward D River. Suddenly Ant Bit The Elephant. Y?bcoz Ants Wife Was Bathing In The Riv...

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Dil K Konay Say Aik Awaz Aati Hay, Hamain Har Pal Un Ki Yaad Ati Hay, Dil Pochta Hay Bar-bar Hum Say, Jihain Hum Yaad Kertay Hain, Kia Unhain Bhi Hamari Yaad At...

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A Deep Friend Is Like Rainbow, When The Perfect Amount Of Happiness N Tears R Mixed, The Result Is A Colourful Bridge Between 2 Hearts.

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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B.f-best Friend C.f-close Friend D.f-dear Friend G.f-good Friend L.f-lovely Friend N.f-naughty Friend S.f-sweet Friend Which Friend Am I To U?...

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Watch Out Dear.there Is Lots Of Ants Coming To Get U Because They Have The Complete Information That You Are Very Sweet.

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If U Need A Friend And There Are A Hundred Steps Between Us, You Can Take The 1st Step To Get Near Me And I Will Take All 99 Step To Be There For You....

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Nobody Is Like U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Friend, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry....... My N...

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Walking With A Friend In The Darkness Is Better Than Walking Alone In The Light. As Thes Say Known Devil Is Better Than Unknown God!!

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There Are Good Ships, And There Are Wood Ships, The Ships That Sail The Sea. But The Best Ships Are Friendships, And May They Always Be....

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Gal-if My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Is Dinner. Wat Will U Lyk 2 Have? Boy-i Am On Diet. I Will Only Have Snacks In Between Lunch And Dinner!! :-...

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Sometimes V Maintain Silence 2 Protect A Beautiful Relation.but V 4get.....2 Much Of Silence Creates A Distance In Every Beautiful Realation..................

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My Friendship Is Like An Onion, Which Has Many Layers In It, It Will Add Taste To Your Life, But If You Try To Cut It, You Will Have Tears In Your Eyes....

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Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: (correcting Him) May I Go To The Bathroom ? Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!

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In Soft Gleaming Night Of Stars, May All Your Dreams Come True. May Every Star Of Every Night, Bring Love And Joy To You. Belated Happy Birthday To You....

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