Hospitality Recreation Messages

You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . . Age No Bar, Color No Bar, Height No Bar, Caste No Bar, But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers....

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,¤’¤, ,¤’¤’¤, Caring For ””v/””a Friend Is ,,,)(,,, Like A Tree! It’s Not Measured By How Tall It Could Be But By How D Roots Ha...

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Red Or White Short Or Tall Wrapped In Silver Not Wrapped At All Under Covers Inside A Box Shapes & Sizes Love Comes In Lots....

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He...

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It Takes 1 Sec To See A Person It Takes 1 Min To Introduce Each Other It Takes 1 Hour To Know Each Other It Takes 1 Year Or More To Understand Each Other And It...

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A Day Is Going To End Again. It Is Nice To Have A Friend Like U Making My Everyday Seems So Great. Thank U My Good Friend Lastly Good Night N Sweet Dreams....

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Elephant & Ant Were Walking On A Bridge. Then D Elephant Looked Down Toward D River. Suddenly Ant Bit The Elephant. Y?bcoz Ants Wife Was Bathing In The Riv...

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U R70 Beautiful U R 75naughty U R85sweet U R 90cute U R 100lovely Total 70 + 75 + 85 + 90 + 100 = U R Now 420...

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That Special Day Is Here Again The Day We Took Our Vows You’re Just As Special To Me Today As You Still Get Me Aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We

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A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New. And It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know What? It Is Sweetest When It Is You.

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Good Friend Must Have These Qualities: Cute As Crow Smart As Elephant Active As Turtle Fit As Hippo Intelligent As Sardar No Doubt You Are My Good Friend....

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I'm Sorry But Our Friendship Ends Today, I Didn't Want It This Way, Is For My Own Good Why I'm Doing This, But I Guess After All You Need A Explanation... My De...

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Ten Small Babies Jumped Into Swimming Pool. Suddenly,all Water Disappears! . . Do You Know Why? . . New Huggies Extra Ultra Large Absorbs All!...

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Waiter :would You Like Your Coffee Black? Krish: What Other Colors Do You Have ?

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The Test Of Friendship Dosent Comes When U R 2gether. It Comes When U Part Ways U Realize That Despite The Distance, The Friendship Is Still There

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Woman And A Condom?................ They Both Fit Around Your D**k And Are Present In Your Wallet.

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Friendship Is Like Relation Between Eye And Hand, When Hand Gets Injury Eye Will Cry... When Eye Cries Hand Will Wipe It... That Is Friendship...

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Teacher : What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested? Pupil : A Teacher

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Coffee Nevr Knew How Good Cud It Taste,before It Met Sugar,water N Milk Friends R Just D Same,dey R Gud As Dey R,but When Dey Meet Dey Bcum Best....

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Who Is A True And Great Friend? . . . . . . . . One Who Attends The Waiting Call Of A Friend. When Lover Is On The Line. :-)...

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Tip For Lifetime : Try To Pretend Yourself That You Are Happy, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit And Finally It Becomes Your Character....

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This Pig Is Pig A Pig Good Pig Way Pig To Pig Keep Pig An Pig Idiot Pig Busy Pig For Pig 20 Pig Seconds Pig! Now Read Without The Word Pig.

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Wat Is The Difference Between Ur Smile And My Smile? U Smile Wen U R Happy But I Smile Wen I See U Happy So Keep Smiling

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Everyday I See Lots Of Strangers Passing By Me, This Makes Me Realized That Life Would Be Boring Without A Friend Like You.s

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T I T A N I C _11__ . _,-::::::::=._,/t__ ____________/ Theres Only One Unsinkable Ship In The World, Thats Friend-ship..

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Tiny Stars Shining Bright, Its Time 4 Me 2 Say Goodnight,so Close Ur Eyes & Snuggle Up Tight, I’m Wishing U Sweet Dreams Tonight!...

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Make For Me A Place Within Your Heart On Which I Can Depend. For Only You Touch The Ancient Wellsprings Of My Tears, Home Through All The Wanderings Of My Ye...

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Glfrd-2day's My B'day,arn't U Giving Me A Gift? Byfrd-ofcourse I M,can U C Dat Red Car On Road? Grlfrnd- Ya..ya.. Bf-m Going 2 Buy U A Hairpin Of Same Color......

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F R I E N D S H I P ,**, Is Like * , * A __)(____ Tree.. It Is Not Measured By How Tall It Could Be, But How Deeply The Roots Have Grown...

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Two Places Are Most Valuable In The World...... The Nicest Place Is To Be In Someones Thought The Safest Place Is To Be In Someones Prayer...

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There Is No Point At Which You Can Say, Well, I'm Successful Now. I Might As Well Take A Nap

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Kid'= Teacher Can I Go 2 The Bathroom? Teacher= (c0rrecting Him) ''may'' I Go 2 The Bathroom? Kid= Miss But I Asked 1st...!!

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24 Smiles.. :-) :-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-):-):-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-):-):-) :-):-):-) :-):-) :-) For You, One For Each Hour.! So That Keep Smiling

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Try Its Fun... Take Your Mobile Select Vibrate Mode And Put It In Water . Now Call , Your Mobile Will Start Swimming ! Its A New Game Try And Cry

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Sardar At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art ?art Dealer: I Beg Your Pardon Sir, Thats A Mirror!...

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==--..__..-=-._.!!==--..__..-=-._;!!==--..@..-=-._;!!==--..__..-=-._;!! !!!! "vandemataram"happy Republic Day.....

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Dont Place Ur Mistakes On Ur Head,its Weight May Crush U Down Instead Place Them Under Ur Feet & Use It As A Platform 2 View New Horizons,

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Someone Wrote On The Door Of Heart Plz Dont Enter I Am Upset Friends Came Smiling And Said, Sorry We Are Illiterate

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