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Define B****t B= Beautiful R= Round Shaped E= Equipment A= Amazingly S= Soft With T= Tasty Milk

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Chees 4 Pizza.. Passport 4 Visa... Butter 4 Bread.. Ice 4 Freezer.. Cream 4 Cake... Water 4 Lake.. Leaf 4 Tree.. A Wife Like U Is 4 Ever 4 Me..entamoooooooooooo...

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Hard Words Cant Touch Any Soft Heart, But Soft Words Can Touch Any Hard Heart, So Speak In A Soft Way , The World Will Be Urs

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Don't Walk In Front Of Me, I May Not Follow. Don't Walk Behind Me, I May Not Lead. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend.-- .

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words...

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I Get The Best Feeling In The World When You Say Hi Or Smile At Me, Because I Know That Even For A Second That I've Crossed Your Mind.

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A-u R Attractive B-u R Best C-u R Cute D-u R Dear E-u R Excellent F-u R Funny G-u R Great H-he He He I- I Am J-joking...

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brohter For All Cute Girls....

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The Wind, The Naughty Wind, That Blows The Girls Skirt High... But The Nature Is Clever, It Sends Dust With The Wind, To Close The Boys Eyes...!

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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What A Pity! I’m Not At Your Place! Miles Separate Me From Youthis Night In My Dreams I’ll See Your Face Good Night, My Angel, I Hope You Miss Me Too!...

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Let’s Go, Get Up, Stop Faking It; Get Your Sorry Behind Off That Bed. Try Positive Thinking To Get Back To Work. Your Illness Is All In Your Head! At Leas...

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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I Ask Allah 2 Make U Happy, Make U Smile, Guide U Safely, Though Every Mile, Grant U Wealth, Give U Health & Most Of All Grant U Paradise!

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One Day Sky Was Crying. I Ask Him Why Are You Crying Today. He Told Me I Have Lost My Beautiful Start. It Was A Day When You Were Born. “happy Birthday”...

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I Can See ‘tea’ In A Tea-cup Can You See The World In World-cup?i Can Sing On Any Stage Can You Sing In Coma-stage?i Can Fix My Passport Size Photo ...

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One Day, God Asked Me, How Long Do U Need Dis Cute Friend With U? I Simply Put A Drop Of Water Into A River Told Till U Find This...!...

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Dear Valentine...

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_i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonig...

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Let's Get This Straight It's Called A 'dirt Road.' I Drive A Pickup Truck Because I Want To. No Matter How Slow You Drive, You're Going To Get Dust On Your Lex...

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Whats The Difference Between Exotic And Kinky? Exotic Is When U Use A Feather....kinky Is When U Use The Whole Chicken

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Chicken And Egg In Bed,chicken Has Head On Pillow Smoking. Egg Rolls Over Annoyed Saying I Guess We Answered That Question

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I Would Never Be Tired Of You Even If I Am With You All Day Long. In Fact I Grow To Like You A Little More Every Day. I Love You.

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If Wishes Come In Rainbow Colors Then I Would Send The Brightest One To Say Happy Holi.

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Wife: If I Sleep With Ur Most Loving Friend, What Will Be The First Thought That Will Come In Ur Mind? Husband: That U Are A L*****n.

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There Are Tulips In My Garden,there Are Tulips In The Park.but Nothing Is More Beautiful Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!

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Forgetting U Is Hard To Do. Forgetting Me Is Up To U. Forget Me Not,forget Me Never. Forget This Massage But Not The Sender.

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A Friend Is Sweet When Its New. But It Is Sweeter When Its True! But U Know What? Its Sweetest When Its U.

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The Loveliest Day Comes When U Wakeup Each Day Find Out That Luv Still Colours Ur World Through Friends, Who Truly Care Never Fail To Remember.

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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Advertisement By A Panty Manufacture (its Real): We Are Not The Best In The World , But We Are Closest To The Best Thing In The World.....

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When U Mix Rice In Milk U Call It Kheer. When U Mix Vinegar In Milk U Call It Paneer.. When U Mix A Sweet Person Like Me In Ur Life U Call It Takdeer. Miss Y...

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One Day A Guy Asks His Gf Do You Like Maths?if So Lets Go To My Place And Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!.

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What The Deferent Between The American Banana And The Brazilian Banana? If You Dont Now Ask Another Monkey

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31st Or 1st April Doesnt Matter. Fool Is Always A Fool,wishing U A Very Happy N Prosperous Fools Day.to D King Of Fools By The Prince Of Cools. Its Ur Day.:-)

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Jo Judai Mile To Woh Hai Ghum, Jo Dair Se Mile To Woh Hai Paisa, Jo Kisi Kisi Ko Mile Woh Hai Pyar, Jo Qismat Se Mile Woh Hain Aap

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Of All The Friends Ive Ever Met. Your The One I Wont Ever Forget. And If I Die Before You Do Ill Go To Heaven And Wait For You... Happy Friendship Day......

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Life Is A Oneway Road, Where U Can C Back,but U Can't Go Back.. So Don't Miss Anything & Enjoy Every Moment Of Life By Building Trust In Lovely Reationship...

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I Am 10 Letter Word, My 1234 Has Power To Rule, U Eat My 5678, My 89 & 10 Means Of A Lady, I Can Fly What Am I ????? Kingfisher...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, Bloody... Mosquito !!!...

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