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One Who Smokes, Has A Smoky Heart, One Who Drinks, Has An Alcoholic Heart... So Dear U Must Stop Eating Sweets... As U R Already A Sweetehart!**...

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A Good Friend Will Always Be In Memory A Better Friend Will Always Be In Dreams But The Best Friend Will Always Be In Heart Like U...

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She's A Stick Of Lollipop, My Candy Bar! So Juicy And Sweet, Melting In My Mouth, Strawberry Flavored... One Is Never Enough! She's A Piece Of Cheesecake, My S...

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Look…the Moon Is Calling U … See The Stars R Shining For U..hear My Heart Says: May Allah Build For U A Castle In Heaven And Made U Eat From Its Fruits !!!!...

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A Triangle Has 4 End, Square Has 3 End, Segment Has 2 End, But Our Friendship Has No End.

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I Offer My Opponents A Bargain: If They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us, I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.

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A Friendship Is Sweet When Its New Its Sweeter When Its True But Its Sweetest When The Friend Is Like U. .

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There Are Tulips In My Garden, There Are Tulips In The Park. But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!

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If U Free Solve This Riddlecan Sizzle Like Bacon, I Am Made With An Egg, I Have Plenty Of Backbone, But Lack A Good Leg, I Peel Layers Like Onions, But Still Re...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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It Only Takes A Minute To Get A Crush On Someone An Hour To Like Someone A Day To Love Someone But It Takes A Lifetime To Forget Someone/

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Universal Truth :when Girls Wear Tight Fittings, Neither They Are Comfortablenorboys Are Comfortable…. !!

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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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2day Is Missed Call Day, If U Like Me N Accept Me As A Frend, Den Give Me A Miss Call.. Pass Dis Msg 2 All Ur Frnds & C How Many Missed Calls U Get

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Aftr My Death I Ill Move Up To Sky.i Ill Write Ur Name On Every Star..so You Look Up Every Night To See How Much I Miss U,that Is My Friendship.

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There Are Tulips In My Garden. There Are Tulips In The Park But Nothing Is More Beautiful Then Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!!...

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I Wish Moon Always Be Full And Bright. And You Always Be Cool And Right. Whenever You Go To Switch Off The Light. Remember That I Am Wishing You Good Night.

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Fot The 1st Time In My Life, I Was Excited About Purchasing A Book... 32 Mating Positions.. When I Opened The Book, Bloody H**l!! It Was All About Chess.....

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One Day, God Asked Me, How Long Do U Need Dis Cute Friend With U? I Simply Put A Drop Of Water Into A River Told Till U Find This...!...

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Baby Im Gonna Take You High Ill Give You One Amazing Night Dont Be Afraid You Have To Try Just Spread Your Wings, Prepare To Fly Fly, Fly Butterfly And Take Me...

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Do U Know That, Fun As A Triple Scoops, Sweet As Chocolates, Bright & Cheerful As Flowers, Its U May Your Wishes Come True, And May Each Of Your Days Be Filled ...

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A Loving Memory Of Your Smiling Face, A Friend Like You Can Never Replace, Deep In My Heart You Will Always Stay, Truely Remembered Every Day...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Once Rajnikant Said Some Thing In Villain's Ear N Villain Died.......! Take A Wild Guess Wat Did He Say....? . .dhishkiyaon....:)

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If My Best Friend Jumped Off A Bridge....i Would Not.....i Would Be At The Bottom Waiting To Catch Him.

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Smile, Because You Are About To Recieve A Message From Someone That Cares, Kind N Lovely... X

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.b-)

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English Teachr: Make Sentence Using Neither-nor..! Boy: Wen Gurls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses Neither They Are Comfortable No We....

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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Don't Walk Behind Me I May Not Lead. Don't Walk In Front Of Me I May Not Follow. Just Walk Beside Me And Be My Friend

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Boyfrnd Want 2 Hav S*x Wid Girlfrnd, Ashamed Of His Small P*nis, Decided 2 Bring Gf In Dark Place, Opened His Zip N Put His P*nis On Gf's Hand. Gf:no Than...

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Everyday I See Lots Of Strangers Passing By Me This Makes Me Realised That, Life Would Be Boring, Without A Friend Like You

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Sumday I Wish To B Remembered As Ur Best Friend Bt Rather I Choose To Be Remembered As Ur True Friend Bcoz All Best Are Not True But All The True Are Always Be...

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Feeling Is A Painting-never Spoil It,face Is A Book-try To Read It,love Is Precious-don't Miss It,friendship Is Mirror-never Break It.

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With My 1 Heart... 2 Eyes... 5 Litre Blood... 206 Bones... 1.2million Red Cells... 60trillion D.n.a.'s... I Wish Uall The Very Best Of Luck......

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A Real Friend Is Not One Who Only Entertain You, But One Who Cares About You, One Who Will Be There When You Cry.

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Let’s Go, Get Up, Stop Faking It; Get Your Sorry Behind Off That Bed. Try Positive Thinking To Get Back To Work. Your Illness Is All In Your Head! At Leas...

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Two Prostitutes Talking Over A Cup Of Tea. Whats Your Day Been Like, Gloria? Exhausting, But Good Business. Ive Climbed Up And Down Those Stairs More Than 70 Ti...

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U R Walkin In Road. Grls R Lookin At U U R Smiling Smartly 2 Them. U Don't Care Any1. But Opps U Just 4got 2 Close Ur Pants Chain Again Have No Underware!

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_i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonig...

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