Hospitality Recreation Messages

I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. . . . . . . . . . . . . Pay The Bill......

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Q. How Can You Tell If Michael Jackson Has Company? A. There's A Big Wheel Parked Outside His House .

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I Was Counting The Stars One Night, For A Reason To Love You, I Was Doing Great Until I Ran Out Of Stars!

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Husband And Wife On Picnic. There Was A Donkey Eating Grass. Wife Said: See Your Relative Eating Grass, Say Hi Husband Said: Hello Father-in-law....

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily.

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow !!!!

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Life Is Full Of Beautiful Things: Soft Sunsets, Painted Rainbows Delicate Blossoms Luv Laughter Quiet Moments Fantatic People Like Me...

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Lots Of People Want To Ride With You In The Limo, But What You Want Is Someone Who Will Take The Bus With You When The Limo Breaks Down.

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Life Is A Train.. Love Is A Plain.. Family Is A Chain.. Experience Is A Gain.. Knowledge Is Brain.. But Good Frndship Is Main, So Plz Do Maintain..!!...

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Girls Think Boys Are Fit. Boys Think Girls Are S**y But Dont Worry Im Sure Science Will Come Up With Something To Help You......hahaha...

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My Best Of Best Frnds... 1. My Pillow 2.my Bathroom Mirror..... Dey R Alwayz There Wen I'm Crying Nd Hearing My Boring Stories......

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When U Find A Dream Inside Ur Heart… Don’t Ever Let It Go…coz Dreams R The Tiny Seeds Frm Which Beautiful 2morrow Grows. Happy Vasant Panchami & Sarasw...

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement So Make S*x A Daily Habit, U'll Always Be Smiling!...

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Walking Alone Is Not Difficult,but When We Have Walked A Mile With Someone Then Coming Back Alone Is Difficult.

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The Taste Of Water Can Be Enjoyed Only When We Are Thirsty..! Same Way, The Love Of A Persons Will Be Known When We Are Alone

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A Late Night Sms Greeting Doesnt Only Mean Good Night It Has A Silent Msg Saying.. U R My Last Thought At Night.. Goodnight....

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Nobody Is Like U, Nobody Cares 4 U, Nobody Misses U, Nobody Wants To See U Good, Nobody Is Ur Best Friend, Nobody Is Happy With U.... Dont Cry....... My N...

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Did You Hear About The Two Poofters Who Went To London ? ? ? ? They Were Really Pised Of When They Found Out Big Ben Was A Clock :d...

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Sit With Me When I Am Angry Talk To Me When I Am Sad Cry For Me When I Am Dead But Don't Forget Me When I Am Alive....

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There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy. You Naughty Mind! I Meant Her Heart!!

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I Want To Kiss Your Lips. I Want To Play With Your Teeth. I Want To Taste Your Tongue. Hey! Don't Get Angry Fren, I'm A Toothpaste.

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'

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A Friendship Is Sweet When Its New Its Sweeter When Its True But Its Sweetest When The Friend Is Like U.

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At This Moment 3.7 Millons Are Sleeping, 2.3 Millons Are Falling In Love, 4.1 Millon Are Eating And Only One Person In The Whole World Is Reading My Sms Good Ni...

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Take Good Care Of Yourself, Friend. We Hope To See You Up And Running And Back At Garden Again. The Place Just Isn”t The Same Without You.

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I Believe In Angels, The Kind That Heaven Sends. I'm Surrounded By Angels But I Call Them My Best Friends. Happy Friendship Day......

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I May Not Be The Perfect Friend Tat You Are Looking For, Not Even The Best Among Others. But Surely Im A Friend Who Wants To See U Happy For Ever.

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No Matter .. What Time What Place What Reason When U Need Sum1 ,, ..::: (.)(,) I'll Lwys /i Be Jl Jl By Your Side (,)...

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You Are So Sweet -you Make Sugar Jealous, You Are So Hot -you Make The Sun Feel Cold, You Are So Cute -you Make The Teletubbies Feel Ugly, You Are So Lovable -y...

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Boy- Make Road From India To Usa. God- Its Very Tough, Ask Something Else Boy- Make Girls Love Only 1 Boy Sincerely God- U Want Single R Double Road 2 Usa?...

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Its Hard To Sleep When You Know How Burdened Your Mind Is . . It Is Even Harder Going To Sleep When You Know There Is Left Over Pizza In The Fridge...

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Now That I Can Afford Expensive Jewelry, It's Not Safe To Wear It Anywhere.

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A Friend Is : 1 Funny 2 Sweet 3 Caring 4 Loving And ... 90 Smart Good Looking That's Why ... I'm Your Friend...

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You Have One Thing In Common With All Successful People-'24 Hours'.so Use These To Best You Can And Reach Out For The Stars

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Never 4get Old Friends. They R Hard 2 Replace. Friendships Is Like Wine: It Gets Better As It Grows Older. Just Like Us... I Get Better, U Get Older.

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Select One Dish, I’ll Tell You The Relation B/w You And Me?1-seekh Kabab 2-kaleji 3-karhai 4-qorma 5-tikka 6-kabab 7-biryani 8-roll Paratha 9-daal?? Tell Me ...

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U R My Sweet Friend Hona, I Never Want U 2 Khona, I Want A Place In Ur Heart Kona, Else I Will Start Rona, Plz 1 Smile Kar Dona..! :-)...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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On This Very Chill Chill Night,in Your Very Dark Dark Room,from Your Very Small Small Window,look At The Very Bright Bright Stars,wishing You A Very Sweet Sweet...

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