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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea Chai Piyo, Mast Jiyo...............................

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Teacher:why Do Buffaloes Look Sad After Giving Milk. Student:- Madam,if Some1 Rubs Ur B****t For 30mins Doesnt F**k U, How Do U Feel...:-)

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Avoid Aids: Wear Double Condom With Chili Powder In Between. If Outer Breaks She Will Shout. If Inner Breaks U Will Shout! Pass Ths 2 Create Aids Awareness.....

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Sweetest Kiss- On The Forehead, Loveliest Kiss- On Cheeks, Most Romantic Kiss- On The Lips, And The Hottest Kiss ? ? On The Bike's Silencer....

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: . Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Sometimes My Mind Asks Y I Miss U? Y I Care 4 U? Y I Remember U? Den My Heart Answered It Simply Bcsmental Patient Needs More Care...

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Sometimes I Feel Like I'm A Cup Of Coffee.. Lil Bitter.. Lil Sweet.. But .. Oooohh Sooo Hot .. :d...

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Im Not Fred Flintstone , But I Can Make Your Bed Rock Baby :d

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Womens Life Is Very Hard Morning: Wash The Dress Noon: Dry The Dress Evening: Iron The Dress Night: Remove The Dress And Midnight: Search The Dress...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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What Is Common Between The Sun And Women Panty? * Both Disappear By Night * Both Are Extremely Hot. * Both Looks Better While Going Down...

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You Know That I Love You Girl. Hot Like Mexico!enjoy! Stop In This Point,i've Gotta Chose...nothing To Loose...!

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....//// ./(*x*) ( , ) ( , ) ...) . ( ...( Y ) I Am Waiting For U S**y!

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Girl Saying I Am A Radio , My Left N****e Is Volume And Riht N****e Is Tuner .(the Boy Turn Both But No Sound ) Girl Says Stupid First Insert Ur Plug Down ........

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Do You Know Why God Has Created Spaces Between Our Fingers? . So That Some One Would Come In Your Life .. Hold Your Hand And Say.. With Love . . . Take This Ci...

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Earth Rotates Faster When Rajnikanth Does. . . . . . . . . . Moon Walk.

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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New Style Of Proposing. Boy: Can I Take Ur Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age....

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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Boy And Girl Were Check There Cloth In Bag Boys Found B_a He Give It To Her Girlfriend And Said Take Your Milk Bottle Cap Girl Found Underwear And Give It To ...

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day, With Few Friends Is Nice.. . . . . . . . . But . . . . . . . What About Having A Hot Friend, On A Cold Day After A Few Drinks...

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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Types Of Kisses : A Blessed Kiss Is On The Forehead.. A Sweet Kiss On The Cheeks.. A Passionate Kiss Is On The Lips.. But The Hottest Kiss Is On The.. I...

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hard Day With Few Friends Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... Speechless.......

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Why Girls Talking More And Boys Walking More? Ans- Because Girls Have Four Lips . . . Two Vertical , Two Horizontal And Boys Has 3 Legs...

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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Two Men , Meet Both Last Their Wife . 1st : How Does U R Wife Look Like.. 36:25:36, Fair ,blonde,blue,eyed And Yours. 1st : Forget Mine ,lets Search Yours....

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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