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Every Step U Take, Every Step U Make, Every Step U Type, Every Breath U Take, I Will Be Watching U, Bcoz U R My Friend.

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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When I Kissed U, I Was Afraid 2 Luv U Now That I Luv U, I'm Afraid 2 Lose U

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Who's Hot? It's U. Who's Charming? It's U. Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U...

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Never Play With Girl's Heart, She Has Only 1 Heart.. . . . . . It Is Ok To Play With Her B**bs, They Has Two....

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Love : Rose Are Red And Voilets Are Blue. I Say I Love U...wont U Say U Love Me To?

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Avoid Aids: Wear Double Condom With Chili Powder In Between. If Outer Breaks She Will Shout. If Inner Breaks U Will Shout! Pass Ths 2 Create Aids Awareness.....

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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Girl:lets Play Hide And Seek.if U Find Me U Can Kiss Me ! Boy:what If I Dont Find U ?? Girl:dont Worry I Will Be In Basement...!!...

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A Boy Pulls A Girl Into A Room,locks The Door, Puts Off The Light,pulls To The Bed,drags Her Into The Blanket. What Happened Next??? He Shows His New Radium W...

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is A Sign Of Loneliness, Every Smile Is A Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is A Sign Of Remembrance.

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Hi As Hot As Trump As Soft As Blanket As Sweet As Candy U'r Not Messaging Me Peach !!!?

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied - Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tighten...

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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Boy And Girl Were Check There Cloth In Bag Boys Found B_a He Give It To Her Girlfriend And Said Take Your Milk Bottle Cap Girl Found Underwear And Give It To ...

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As H E L L.

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A Boy Girl Go 4 Shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- U Hve Nothing In Ur Head Den Y R U Buying A Helmet? Boy- Yesterday U Purchsed A Bra, Did I Ask U Anything..?...

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Want To See A Hot Girl Bathing? Press . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Wasted So Much Time Pressing D...

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue The Sun Is Hot And So Are You

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha..

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_/ (_ /(. )( .) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ / ( .)(.) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ (.)(. ) ) . ( Ye!ye! _/ (_ / ) . ( ( . )( .) Ooooppsss!...

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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Last Nite I Wantd U.needed U So Badly Dat It Hurt.wantd 2 Taste U.i Wantd U In Me So U Could Work Ur Magic On Me...but I Couldnt Find ...

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Ti...

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Girl Saying I Am A Radio , My Left N****e Is Volume And Riht N****e Is Tuner .(the Boy Turn Both But No Sound ) Girl Says Stupid First Insert Ur Plug Down ........

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Rajnikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonalds.... . . . . . . . . And Got It.

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Point To Be Noted: Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!!...

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The Hottest Love Has The Coldest End. So Be Very Very Very Hot In Love To Have A Coolest End...

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New Style Of Proposing. Boy: Can I Take Ur Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age....

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Breaking News..... . . . . Facebook Has Now Joined Rajnikanth

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