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Sweet Short Sms By True Beloved Boy To His Love With Full Of Tears Filled Words. I Am Mad For Her.. But Why I Am I Not Made For Her...

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarge...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home ........

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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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S*x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S*x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gd For U.

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Teacher-what Is Opposite Of Laugh? Student-s*x Teacher-how? Student-laugh Is Ha Haa Ha And S*x Is Ah Aah Ah.

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Two Men , Meet Both Last Their Wife . 1st : How Does U R Wife Look Like.. 36:25:36, Fair ,blonde,blue,eyed And Yours. 1st : Forget Mine ,lets Search Yours....

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...!...

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Banta Sing: U Get Marry With Santa After My Death, Wife: But Why? He Is Ur No 1 Enemy,banta!, This Is Only Way To Take Revenge With Santa Singh.

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Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Gl...

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An Old Man Age 90 And His Wife Is 85. They Both Got Love .and The Old Man S U C K. Then After That He Was Death. . Because Of Expired Milk.........................

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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A Gd Friend Is Like A Gd Bra...hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close To The Heart.....hello My Gd Bra :)

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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Who's Hot? It's U. Who's Charming? It's U. Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U...

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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One Day 14 Boys Decided 2 Propose A Girl 12 Boys Came With Rosesone Boy Camewith A 'ring'-that's Confidence.... ... ... ... .. Another Boy Wit A Condom-over Con...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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If You're Cute , You Can Call Me Baby . If You're Nice , You Can Call Me Sweetie . But If You're Hot , You Can Call Me Tonight .

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Im So Hot Thinking About You Cant Wait To Taste You I Love When You Touch Me Guess What Im Wearing Thinking About What I Want To Do To You Hey S**y,i Have Some ...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Ohhh Katty I Love You Naughty You Are So Much Hotty But So Cuty Love You Lotty Don't Be Fatty It's Not My Duty Love It.............................................

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Once Rajnikant Entered A Race, He Came . . . . . . . . First, Second And Third

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2 Pegs Of Whisky 500 Rs 4 Tequila Shots 1000 Rs 6 Cans Beer 300 Rs Driving Home The Girl Who Drank All This- Priceless.

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