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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Why Katrina's Ball Is So Milky ........................... .............................. ................................... .....................................

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Want To See A Hot Girl Bathing? Press . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Wasted So Much Time Pressing D...

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And I'll Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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Rajnikant Teaches Movies How To. . . . . . . . Act.

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I Am A Dog And U R A Flower, I Am A Dog And U R A Flower, So Let Me Lift My Leg N Give U A Shower!

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced Dont Look At A Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On Head A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks A Passionate Kiss Is On Lips A Romantic Kiss Is On Neck But Seriously Hottest Kis...

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Which Is Faster, Hot Or Cold? Hot -- Because You Can Catch A Cold!

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True...

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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If Size Doesn't Matter, How Come My Girlfriends Vibrator Isn't Three Inches Long And Crooked ...?

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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Last Nite I Wantd U.needed U So Badly Dat It Hurt.wantd 2 Taste U.i Wantd U In Me So U Could Work Ur Magic On Me...but I Couldnt Find ...

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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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Friend And Blood Have Only One Difference. Blood Enters In Heart And Flow Out, But A Friend Enters In Heart And Stay Inside Forever.

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Once In A Fight Rajnikanti Got Angry And Showed The Middle Finger To A Lady....... . . . . . The Lady Got Pregnant

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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You Know That I Love You Girl. Hot Like Mexico!enjoy! Stop In This Point,i've Gotta Chose...nothing To Loose...!

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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