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Teacher:why Do Buffaloes Look Sad After Giving Milk. Student:- Madam,if Some1 Rubs Ur B****t For 30mins Doesnt F**k U, How Do U Feel...:-)

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As H E L L.

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hard Day With Few Friends Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... Speechless.......

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Boy: Please Whisper Those Three Little Words That Will Make Me On Fire. Girl: Go To H**l!

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play Magic? She Asks: What Do You Mean? He Says: We Go To My Place, Have S*x And Than You Disappear!

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A Female Secretary Was Helping Her Boss To Set His Email Idand Asked Him What Would You Like To Use As Your Password. Wantin He Said: Pe N Is Sd The Password ...

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea Chai Piyo, Mast Jiyo...............................

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Most Touching Lines Just Before Death. . Don't Burn Me Immediately After My Death. My Friends Have Habit Of Coming Late.

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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6 Rules 2 B Happy: Free Your Heart From Hatred, Free Ur Mind From Worries, Live Simply, Expect Less, Give More And Always Have Me As Ur Friend.

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Breaking News..... . . . . Facebook Has Now Joined Rajnikanth

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Wanna See A ''hot N S**y Girl''?? Press Down... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Remember,i've Only One To Show U.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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_i__i _, (____=/ _i__i _, -------- , -- -- =____/7 (____=/ _i__i _, D0 I Have Permisi0n Ton Of Make On Emergency Landin In Ur Bedroom 2nite...

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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If You're Cute , You Can Call Me Baby . If You're Nice , You Can Call Me Sweetie . But If You're Hot , You Can Call Me Tonight .

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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If I Said U Had A Hot Body Would U Hold It Against Me?

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Which Is Faster, Hot Or Cold? Hot -- Because You Can Catch A Cold!

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Sometimes I Feel Like I'm A Cup Of Coffee.. Lil Bitter.. Lil Sweet.. But .. Oooohh Sooo Hot .. :d...

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I Dont Have The Measels, I Am Not Confined To Bed, Asperin Wont Help Coz It Aint My Head, I Dont Have Back Ache Or The Flu, Its More Serious...i Am Missin U!

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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One Day 14 Boys Decided 2 Propose A Girl 12 Boys Came With Rosesone Boy Camewith A 'ring'-that's Confidence.... ... ... ... .. Another Boy Wit A Condom-over Con...

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Sweetest Kiss- On The Forehead, Loveliest Kiss- On Cheeks, Most Romantic Kiss- On The Lips, And The Hottest Kiss ? ? On The Bike's Silencer....

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