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Girl To Mom: Is It True That Babies Come Out From The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peanus ? Mom: Yes Girl: Wow!my Baby Will Come Out From My Mouth

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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What Is Common Between The Sun And Women Panty? * Both Disappear By Night * Both Are Extremely Hot. * Both Looks Better While Going Down...

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Adult Super Dirty N Funny: Girl1:i Will Go Under Car,so 1 Month No Challege Girl2:i Will Go Under Truck,so 2 Month No Challenge Boy:ok...both Of You Come Under ...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Ti...

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If A Married Women Is Called Polo.. The Mint With A Hole.. Whats An Un_married Women Called ?? Center Fresh

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Rajnikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonalds.... . . . . . . . . And Got It.

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home ........

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Me In Hot Red Underwear Led In Your Warm Bed Waiting For You To Get Home After A Long Day At Work I'm All Ready For You To Put Your Hands All Over My Body

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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A Girl Enters A S3x Shop. Girl: Where Is The Vibrator Section? Clerk: Over There Madam Girl: How Much For This Big Red One? Clerk: Sorry Madam, That Is A Fi...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Never Play With Girl's Heart, She Has Only 1 Heart.. . . . . . It Is Ok To Play With Her B**bs, They Has Two....

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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Of All The Babes Ur My Selection.please Dont Giv Me A Rejection.my Teeth Are Clean For Ur Inspection So Giv My Mouth A Tongue Injection!

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Boy: Please Whisper Those Three Little Words That Will Make Me On Fire. Girl: Go To H**l!

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When I Kissed U, I Was Afraid 2 Luv U Now That I Luv U, I'm Afraid 2 Lose U

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What Kisses Mean!kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Carried...

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Dear Customer, You Are Requested To Switch . . . Off Your Mobile To Avoid Any Burn Injuries. . . . As The Sender Of This Msg Is A D**n Hot Personality...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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I Love You In Blue. I Love You In Red But Most Of All. I Love You In Bed.

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Having A Cold Drink On Hot Day With A Few Friend Is Good..... But... How About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drink......

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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In First Night Husband Wife Claiming Virginity . Wife :- If This Is Your 1st Time, Then How U Did So Well...? Husband :- If This Is Your 1st Time , Then How U ...

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What Is A Beautiful Girl??? An Innocent Dove, A Pillar Of Beauty, A Temple Of Love, A Faithful Companion, A Friend In Distress, The Richest Treasure A Man Can P...

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A Female Secretary Was Helping Her Boss To Set His Email Idand Asked Him What Would You Like To Use As Your Password. Wantin He Said: Pe N Is Sd The Password ...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Come On .... Have Fun Chew Me... Taste My... Sweetness... Dont Bite Me.... I M Sweet Chewing Um

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And I'll Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day, With Few Friends Is Nice.. . . . . . . . . But . . . . . . . What About Having A Hot Friend, On A Cold Day After A Few Drinks...

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Katrina - Shall We Play Cricket Tonight? Salman - But Why In Night? Katrina - Bcoz I Have Two White Balls :d

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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