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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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What Kisses Mean!kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Carried...

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And I'll Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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My Friend Wants To Know If You Think Im Hot

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As H E L L.

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend 1)beautiful 2)intelligent 3)gentle 4)brave 5)optimists 6)obedient 7)bombshell 8)sporting In Conclusion, B.i.g.b.o.o.b.s...

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Every Tear Is A Sign Of Brokenness, Every Silence Is A Sign Of Loneliness, Every Smile Is A Sign Of Kindness, Every Sms Is A Sign Of Remembrance.

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_/ (_ /(. )( .) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ / ( .)(.) ) . ( Shake It.. _/ (_ (.)(. ) ) . ( Ye!ye! _/ (_ / ) . ( ( . )( .) Ooooppsss!...

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All The Girls In Town Are Saying Your One Hot Lay So All I Want To Know Is.. Where Do I Take A Number?.

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy

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Im So Hot Thinking About You Cant Wait To Taste You I Love When You Touch Me Guess What Im Wearing Thinking About What I Want To Do To You Hey S**y,i Have Some ...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Gl...

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New Style Of Proposing. Boy: Can I Take Ur Photo. Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her Younger Age....

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Nice Kiss Is On Head. Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. Romantic Kiss Is On Neck And Seriously Hottest Kiss Is On Iron Try It Now. Mmmmuah...

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The Hottest Love Has The Coldest End. So Be Very Very Very Hot In Love To Have A Coolest End...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home ........

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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You Are So Fiery Hot The Sun Is Envious

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Katrina Started To Touching Salman's Bamboo And Get It Increasing,but ... ... ... Alas Her Ball Was Also Increasing Too Highly That The Bra Broken And Milk Was ...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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A Girl Enters A S3x Shop. Girl: Where Is The Vibrator Section? Clerk: Over There Madam Girl: How Much For This Big Red One? Clerk: Sorry Madam, That Is A Fi...

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Should I Call The Fire Department ???? Coz You're Smokin' Hot ! :d

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Adult Super Dirty N Funny: Girl1:i Will Go Under Car,so 1 Month No Challege Girl2:i Will Go Under Truck,so 2 Month No Challenge Boy:ok...both Of You Come Under ...

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Ti...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Where Should One Use Perfume? A Young Woman Asked. Wherever One Wants To Be Kissed, I Said..:p

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2 Girls R Sitting At D Computer. Gal 1 :isn't It Amazing That This Little Instrument Does The Job Of 10 Men? Gal 2: But I Still Prefer Men

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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A.what R U Doin??? B.readin History.. A.ok Tell Me.what Happens When Hitler Is Reversed.. B.ahh....reltih.. A.no. B.ah...lerhit... A.no... ...

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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Girl To Mom: Is It True That Babies Come Out From The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peanus ? Mom: Yes Girl: Wow!my Baby Will Come Out From My Mouth

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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