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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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Adult Super Dirty N Funny: Girl1:i Will Go Under Car,so 1 Month No Challege Girl2:i Will Go Under Truck,so 2 Month No Challenge Boy:ok...both Of You Come Under ...

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(2 Boys 1girl) Boy-1:wow! Its So Big Boy-2:like This U Look So Beautiful ... Girl: Aah!!haaa!!!....... (after 9 Months) Boys To The Girl-: Tht Does Not Belongs ...

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Im So Hot Thinking About You Cant Wait To Taste You I Love When You Touch Me Guess What Im Wearing Thinking About What I Want To Do To You Hey S**y,i Have Some ...

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Height Of Irritation: Hanging From A Cliff With An Ant On Ur Balls.

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Avoid Aids: Wear Double Condom With Chili Powder In Between. If Outer Breaks She Will Shout. If Inner Breaks U Will Shout! Pass Ths 2 Create Aids Awareness.....

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Once Rajnikant Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc... . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .and Compute Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question...!

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One Day 14 Boys Decided 2 Propose A Girl 12 Boys Came With Rosesone Boy Camewith A 'ring'-that's Confidence.... ... ... ... .. Another Boy Wit A Condom-over Con...

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend 1)beautiful 2)intelligent 3)gentle 4)brave 5)optimists 6)obedient 7)bombshell 8)sporting In Conclusion, B.i.g.b.o.o.b.s...

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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If A Married Women Is Called Polo.. The Mint With A Hole.. Whats An Un_married Women Called ?? Center Fresh

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarge...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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I Love You In Blue. I Love You In Red But Most Of All. I Love You In Bed.

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Why Aishwarya Is Not Getting Pregnant ? - - - - - Because Abhishek Still Playing Cricket...

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: . Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And I'll Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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Love : Rose Are Red And Voilets Are Blue. I Say I Love U...wont U Say U Love Me To?

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Son- Dad 2dy Onwards In School There Will B 1 Period Of Sx Education Dad- Gud, But Y R U Shaking Ur Pnis.. Son- O Dad..! Dis Is My Home Work

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hard Day With Few Friends Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... Speechless.......

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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced Dont Look At A Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Nice Kiss Is On Head. Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. Romantic Kiss Is On Neck And Seriously Hottest Kiss Is On Iron Try It Now. Mmmmuah...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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