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She Pulled To Make It Straight And Licked To Make It Stiff And It Was Perfect, So She Inserted It Into The Hole. Guess What She Is Doing ?? : : : : Inserting Th...

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Once A Child Went To Kashmir And Started Playing, By Making Small Mountains From Ice Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas And That Child Is Called . . ...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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Womens Life Is Very Hard Morning: Wash The Dress Noon: Dry The Dress Evening: Iron The Dress Night: Remove The Dress And Midnight: Search The Dress...

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Height Of Irritation: Hanging From A Cliff With An Ant On Ur Balls.

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied - Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tighten...

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Nice Kiss Is On Head. Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. Romantic Kiss Is On Neck And Seriously Hottest Kiss Is On Iron Try It Now. Mmmmuah...

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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2 Pegs Of Whisky 500 Rs 4 Tequila Shots 1000 Rs 6 Cans Beer 300 Rs Driving Home The Girl Who Drank All This- Priceless.

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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All The Girls In Town Are Saying Your One Hot Lay So All I Want To Know Is.. Where Do I Take A Number?.

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Last Nite I Wantd U.needed U So Badly Dat It Hurt.wantd 2 Taste U.i Wantd U In Me So U Could Work Ur Magic On Me...but I Couldnt Find ...

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Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated. But U Can Kiss Me Baby I'm Vaccinated Baby

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Banta Sing: U Get Marry With Santa After My Death, Wife: But Why? He Is Ur No 1 Enemy,banta!, This Is Only Way To Take Revenge With Santa Singh.

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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Some Thing Can Not Be Described. Some Moments Can Not Be Shared. Some Feelings Can Not Be Explained. Some Words Can Not Be Described.. But..nothing Can Be Hidde...

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Q: Which Runs Faster, Hot Or Cold? A: Hot. Everyone Can Catch Cold.

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When I Kissed U, I Was Afraid 2 Luv U Now That I Luv U, I'm Afraid 2 Lose U

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Boy: Please Whisper Those Three Little Words That Will Make Me On Fire. Girl: Go To H**l!

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Avoid Aids: Wear Double Condom With Chili Powder In Between. If Outer Breaks She Will Shout. If Inner Breaks U Will Shout! Pass Ths 2 Create Aids Awareness.....

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True...

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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