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S*x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S*x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gd For U.

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I Dont Have The Measels, I Am Not Confined To Bed, Asperin Wont Help Coz It Aint My Head, I Dont Have Back Ache Or The Flu, Its More Serious...i Am Missin U!

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Having A Cold Drink On Hot Day With A Few Friend Is Good..... But... How About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drink......

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If I Said U Had A Hot Body Would U Hold It Against Me?

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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A.what R U Doin??? B.readin History.. A.ok Tell Me.what Happens When Hitler Is Reversed.. B.ahh....reltih.. A.no. B.ah...lerhit... A.no... ...

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A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play Magic? She Asks: What Do You Mean? He Says: We Go To My Place, Have S*x And Than You Disappear!

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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(2 Boys 1girl) Boy-1:wow! Its So Big Boy-2:like This U Look So Beautiful ... Girl: Aah!!haaa!!!....... (after 9 Months) Boys To The Girl-: Tht Does Not Belongs ...

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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Adult Super Dirty N Funny: Girl1:i Will Go Under Car,so 1 Month No Challege Girl2:i Will Go Under Truck,so 2 Month No Challenge Boy:ok...both Of You Come Under ...

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Hot Fresh Strong Coffee Is Waiting For You! Good Morning

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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Rajnikant Can Throw A Person Out Of The Window In A . . . . . . . Basement.

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Girl Saying I Am A Radio , My Left N****e Is Volume And Riht N****e Is Tuner .(the Boy Turn Both But No Sound ) Girl Says Stupid First Insert Ur Plug Down ........

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Recently ,china Airports Were Closed Due 2 Heavy Fog. . . . . . . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was Having Hukkah From India...

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One Night While Rajnikant Was Not Sleeping, Was Mumbling Some Random Numbers... . . . Thats How The Log Table Was Invented.

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Katrina Started To Touching Salman's Bamboo And Get It Increasing,but ... ... ... Alas Her Ball Was Also Increasing Too Highly That The Bra Broken And Milk Was ...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Come On .... Have Fun Chew Me... Taste My... Sweetness... Dont Bite Me.... I M Sweet Chewing Um

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Types Of Kisses : A Blessed Kiss Is On The Forehead.. A Sweet Kiss On The Cheeks.. A Passionate Kiss Is On The Lips.. But The Hottest Kiss Is On The.. I...

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Ohhh Katty I Love You Naughty You Are So Much Hotty But So Cuty Love You Lotty Don't Be Fatty It's Not My Duty Love It.............................................

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People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On Head A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks A Passionate Kiss Is On Lips A Romantic Kiss Is On Neck But Seriously Hottest Kis...

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It's Sad For A Girl To Reach An Age When Men Consider Her Charmless But Its Worse For A Man To Reach An Age When Girl Considers Him Harmless .....

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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Sounds Women Make During S*x. 1) Asthmatic - Ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - Yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - More. More...more. 4) Religious - Oh God. Oh God.

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha..

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Click Here And Press F1 For H...... . . . . . . Hot Help

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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If You're Cute, You Can Call Me Baby. If You're Nice, You Can Call Me Sweetie But If You're Hot, You Can Call Me Tonight

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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Womens Life Is Very Hard Morning: Wash The Dress Noon: Dry The Dress Evening: Iron The Dress Night: Remove The Dress And Midnight: Search The Dress...

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Sweet Short Sms By True Beloved Boy To His Love With Full Of Tears Filled Words. I Am Mad For Her.. But Why I Am I Not Made For Her...

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Boy: Please Whisper Those Three Little Words That Will Make Me On Fire. Girl: Go To H**l!

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