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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue The Sun Is Hot And So Are You

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Every Step U Take, Every Step U Make, Every Step U Type, Every Breath U Take, I Will Be Watching U, Bcoz U R My Friend.

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Recieves Gifts.who Opens Her Heart Recives Love.who Opens Her Legs Recieves Happines.

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Tighty Ohohohohh Hotty

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As H E L L.

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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One Day 14 Boys Decided 2 Propose A Girl 12 Boys Came With Rosesone Boy Camewith A 'ring'-that's Confidence.... ... ... ... .. Another Boy Wit A Condom-over Con...

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You Know That I Love You Girl. Hot Like Mexico!enjoy! Stop In This Point,i've Gotta Chose...nothing To Loose...!

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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A Girl Enters A S3x Shop. Girl: Where Is The Vibrator Section? Clerk: Over There Madam Girl: How Much For This Big Red One? Clerk: Sorry Madam, That Is A Fi...

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Some Thing Can Not Be Described. Some Moments Can Not Be Shared. Some Feelings Can Not Be Explained. Some Words Can Not Be Described.. But..nothing Can Be Hidde...

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Teacher-what Is Opposite Of Laugh? Student-s*x Teacher-how? Student-laugh Is Ha Haa Ha And S*x Is Ah Aah Ah.

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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If You're Cute , You Can Call Me Baby . If You're Nice , You Can Call Me Sweetie . But If You're Hot , You Can Call Me Tonight .

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Point To Be Noted: Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!!...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Last Nite I Wantd U.needed U So Badly Dat It Hurt.wantd 2 Taste U.i Wantd U In Me So U Could Work Ur Magic On Me...but I Couldnt Find ...

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Sweet Short Sms By True Beloved Boy To His Love With Full Of Tears Filled Words. I Am Mad For Her.. But Why I Am I Not Made For Her...

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Who's Hot? It's U. Who's Charming? It's U. Who's Sweetest? It's U. Who's Smart? It's U...

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Rocking Aids Awareness Quote: Either Use 1st Hand (or) Just Hand. Be Aware Of Hiv Or Aids .

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The Hottest Love Has The Coldest End. So Be Very Very Very Hot In Love To Have A Coolest End...

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha..

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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A Man Used Artificial P***s Many Yrs Wife Caught Him:how Could You Cheat Me...? Man Angrily: Ok Ok I'll Explain About The Toy But You Explain About Kids...?...

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I Love The Way It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh.. And Creates A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It Thrusts In And Out, Up And Down... Cant Wait To Brush ...

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Kisses Spread Germs And Germs R Hated. But U Can Kiss Me Baby I'm Vaccinated Baby

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Dont Be Afraid When I Touch You Baby I Just Wanna Love You We Can Get Busy In The Dark . . .

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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