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If You're Cute, You Can Call Me Baby. If You're Nice, You Can Call Me Sweetie But If You're Hot, You Can Call Me Tonight

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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My Friend Wants To Know If You Think Im Hot

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Santa Completed His Mbbs Did His First Operation. Soon After Finishing,the Patient Died. He Prayed: Vaheguru Plz Accept My First Gift...

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I Love 3 Things! The Sun, The Moon And U! The Sun For The Day, The Moon For The Night And You Forever!

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Girl:lets Play Hide And Seek.if U Find Me U Can Kiss Me ! Boy:what If I Dont Find U ?? Girl:dont Worry I Will Be In Basement...!!...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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Me In Hot Red Underwear Led In Your Warm Bed Waiting For You To Get Home After A Long Day At Work I'm All Ready For You To Put Your Hands All Over My Body

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(2 Boys 1girl) Boy-1:wow! Its So Big Boy-2:like This U Look So Beautiful ... Girl: Aah!!haaa!!!....... (after 9 Months) Boys To The Girl-: Tht Does Not Belongs ...

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Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Gl...

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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I Really Wanna Do It W/ You, Get Hot, Sweaty, And Listen To You Breathe Hard. So, Wanna Go Running?

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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Having A Cold Drink On Hot Day With A Few Friend Is Good..... But... How About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drink......

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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What Is Xex: It Is Science With Wife. It Is An Art With A Girlfriend. It Is Commerce With A Prostitute. And It Is Just A Social Service With Auntie's....

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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Is Your Name Summer? 'cause You Are As Hot As H E L L.

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Love : Rose Are Red And Voilets Are Blue. I Say I Love U...wont U Say U Love Me To?

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If I Could Give You One Thing In Life I Would Give You Ability To Se Youe Self Trough My Eyes.only Then Would You Realise,how Special You Are To Me!

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend 1)beautiful 2)intelligent 3)gentle 4)brave 5)optimists 6)obedient 7)bombshell 8)sporting In Conclusion, B.i.g.b.o.o.b.s...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue The Sun Is Hot And So Are You

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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Friend And Blood Have Only One Difference. Blood Enters In Heart And Flow Out, But A Friend Enters In Heart And Stay Inside Forever.

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating, Start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week..

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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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She Pulled To Make It Straight And Licked To Make It Stiff And It Was Perfect, So She Inserted It Into The Hole. Guess What She Is Doing ?? : : : : Inserting Th...

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Point To Be Noted: Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!!...

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Sometimes My Mind Asks Y I Miss U? Y I Care 4 U? Y I Remember U? Den My Heart Answered It Simply Bcsmental Patient Needs More Care...

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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