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One Line About My Friends : Everyone Is Not My Friend But My Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone

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You=my Honey You=beautiful You=intelligent You=delicious You=sweet You=prfect You=nice Me=liar.

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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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Definition Of Boss: Boss Is A Person Who Thinks Dat 9 Women Together Can Produce A Child In 1 Month And If Achieved Then He Wud Want Twins From Next Month

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Friends Are Like A Page In A Book Of Life, Every Page With A Different Subject But Best Friends R D Index Page Covering Every Subject. Thx 4 Being Index Pag...

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then At Least Confuse Them Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . This Is Law Of Answering In Examination...

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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their Looks And Not Their Minds?? Ans: Because They Know That Men Are Stupid, But Not Blind...!!! :...

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“value Of Relation”is Not That How Much You Feel Happy With Some One . .but It Is Thathow Much Some One Feels Alone Without You!

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Friendship Is A Network That Needs.. No Recharge! No Roaming! No Validity! No Activation! No Signal Prbms! Just Dont Switch Off Ur Heart......

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You Know What Is The Most Beautiful Part Of Our Friendship.............? ...

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Friendship Is Like Playing On A See-saw, Not Only Bcoz It's Always Fun With Each Other But Also Bcoz Smone Won't Mind Going Down To See Another One Rise.

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Boy: Are You A Cliff? Girl: Why? Boy: Because I Just Can't Help Fall From You.

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When You Are Counting All Your Friends, The Oldest, The Best The New... I Wud Like To Stand By Ur Side Say Two Little Words...me Too

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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If You Broke Heart Any One. One Day Your Own Heart Will Broke Some One. Than You Know The Pain Of Broke Heart.

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What Do You Say To A Paki That Asks You Out? Asif What Do You Call A Paki With A Ferrari? A Thief What Do You Call A Paki Prostitute? Lahore. What Do You ...

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The Only Thing We Never Get Enough Of Is Love And The Only Thing We Never Give Enough Of Is Love. -henry Miller..........

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Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid? . . . . . . Bcoz She Wanted A New Surname After Marriage. Not Kapoor Agiain....

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A Couple Walking In The Park Noticed A Young Man And Woman Sitting On A Bench, Passionately Kissing. Why Don't You Do That? Said The Wife. Honey, Replied He...

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Pretty True.. In Childhood... We Pretended 2 Cry Whn Sleepy, 2 Attract Mom's Atention... Now.. V Pretend To B Asleep Wen Actualy V R Cryng Quitely. Dats Lyf....

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If Someone Ask Me What Is Life? . . I'll Just Come Close 2 You Take Your Hand Into My Hand Then Say! My Frend Is My Life. (always-b-happy)...

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One Of The Intelligent Monkey Is Missing In Zoo Its Name Is Is Is Is Is Dont Worry Its Not U Bcoz It Is Intelligent...

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Loveis A Small Coin Life Is A Big Coin Wife Is A Lucky Coin Lover Is A Sweet Coin But, Friendship Is A Gold Coin Keep It Safe It..!...

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There Are Tulips In My Garden, There Are Tulips In The Park, But Nothing Is More Beautiful Than Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!

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Response After S*x- Prostitute : Takeout Cash. Girlfriend : Enjoyed Honey. Neighbourhood Girl : When U Will Come For More? And Wife : Don't Talk About This...

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Good Friends Are Like Tom And Jerry.sometimes,small Fights And Craps Keep Them Apart But They Always Come Back To Run A Long Episode.

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A Friend Is Never Measured By The Number Of Times He Made U Laugh. But By The Number Of Times He Made U Smile After U Cried.

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Boy1:meet My Wife Tina Boy2:oh! I Know Her Boy1:how? Boy2:we Were Cought Sleeping Together Boy1:what The H**l Boy2:during Lecture In Maths Class Think +ve...

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Fantastic Nose Cut :- Boy :- Hi, Will You Dance With Me ? Girl :- I Don't Dance With A Kid. Boy :- Really Sorry. I Didn't Know You Are Pregnant.....

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Friends Are Like Films.. Some Are Musical Some Are Romantic Some Are Adventures Some Are Comedy Some Are Tragedy But Very Few Are Oscar Winning.... Just ...

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I Sent My Cares To The Wind, And Ask The Wind To Pass Them To U, When U Feel The Wind Blowing Towards Ur Face Thats Me, Saying Take Care.

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Life Is Short, Live It! Love Is Small, Flirt It! Troubles Are Momentary, Face It! Memories Are Sweet, Cherish It! I’m Too Good, Accept It!

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Tha Nhs Regrets To Inforn You That Your Birth Was An Accident. Please Report To The Nearest Hospital To Be Put Down. We Apologize For Any Inconvenience.

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S3x Is Like Pizza. When Its Good, Its Very Good. When Its Bad, Its Still Pretty Good...

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Sum Say They Luv The Rain,bt When It Rains They Use An Umbrella.. Sum Say They Luv Da Sun,bt Wen Da Sun Shines,hey Search 4 Shade.. Sum Say They Luv Da Wind,b...

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Love Can Be Expressed By Sayin I Love U... Bt How Can Be Friendship Expressed??? How?? Think?? Guess?? U Cant Guess.. Bcoz Friendship Is Unexpressable......

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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There Is Big Difference Between Friendship And A Rose... Roses Last Only A While ... But Friendship Is For Ever

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control...

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Love Isn't Like A Gift To Where U Can Surprise Some1 With It And Hope They Like It,its Something U Need To Work Into And Then Eventuality Surprise Ur Receiver W...

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