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If U Break Our Friendship I'll Hang Myself With The Noodles, Cut My Veins With A Rubber Knife And Blast My Head With A Water Pistol..i'm D**n Serious So Keep In...

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Congratulations! You Have Won A Huge Place In My Heart. You Must Come And Take It Or You Will Never Be Happy.

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Tink Dirty.

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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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A True Friend Never Gets In Your Way Unless You Happen To Be Going Down. Arnold Glasow

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I'm With You Reading This , Looking At Your Eyes And Your Lips, Touching Your Lips Softly With My Fingertips. Making Love To You In Every Kiss....

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Someone Asked Me,'do You Know Where Heaven Is?', And I Said Softly Back, 'right Between His Arms'...

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Being Deeply Loved By Someone Gives You Strength Loving Someone Deeply Gives You Courage.

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Stick Your Tongue Out.move It Up And Down.relax.now Move It Left And Right.well Done! Uve Now Completed Christopher Reeves Workout Video!!

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In Life.. Some Know You.. Some Remember You.. Some Like You.. Some Understand You.. Some Care For You.. But.. A True Friend Does All Above Always Hopes The Bes...

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Im Still In Love Im Tellin You Straight Up Still In Love I Cant Believe We Could Break Up Im Still In Love Can We Get Can We Get Back To It Can We Get Can We Ge...

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Accident Do Happen... I Slip, I Trip, I Stumble, I Fall, N Usually I Dnt Care At All But Now I Dnt Knw Wot 2 Do Coz, I Slipped N Fell In Love Wid U.......

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand, But The Waves Washed It Away, Then I Wrote It In The Sky, But The Wind Blew It Away, So I Wrote It In My Heart And That's Where I...

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If U Like Ur Style Then U Follow Ur Own Style Dont Follow Any Another One Style

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Serenade And The Smoke Gets In My Eyes Could It Be You're An Angel In Disguise Smuggled In Through The Bathroom Skylight Quick Inhale And The Perfume Gets Me Hi...

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Father: Would You Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor? Suitor: Of Course. Father: You're Not Good. We Don't Want Fools Stupid In Our Family

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Teacher Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life..?? . . . . Student: My Father,s Cheque Book..!...

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Look At Wat U Did.....!!!!! I Hurt My Knee When I Fell For You

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There R 3 Laws Of Dealing With Girls Like 3 Laws Of Newton's In Physics. 1. Never Trust A Girl 2. Never Tell The Truth Infront Of Her 3. Love = Money In Bank * ...

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Hello, Say Hello !! When A New Day Comes With The Morning Sun Fall In Love !! Say Hello !! Theres Nothing You Can Lose When You Try Falling In Love...

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Friend In Different Lanaguages Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian : Dost German : Freund Herbew : Chaver French : Ami Pinoy : Kaibigan Dutch : Vrend Mexi...

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Vacancy In My Heart 4 A True Friend Eligibility: Loving Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not Required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: Asap, R U Interested...

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A Lady Was Wearing Jeans In A Train A Man Who Saw That Her Zip Was Open Said: Madam, Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They Want A Cigarette...

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Sometime In Life, We Run So Fast That We Dont Notice Anyone Running Wid Us, We Notice Them Only When We Fall They Stop To Pick Us Up. They Are Called Frie...

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Maths Nd Women Are The Two Most Complicatd Things In The World... . . . . . . But Maths Atleast Has Some Logic.:-)...

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A Man Falls In Love Through His Eyes, A Woman Through Her Ears.

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Why Do Friends Keep Forwarding Msgs Instead Of Talking To Each Other...?? The Reason Is That We Have Nothing To Say, Bt Still Want To Be In Touch.... :)...

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Friendship Is All About Three Things -winning, Losing N Sharing. Winning Your Friends Heart, Losing Your Self Ego, And Sharing Joys N Sorrows.

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If U R In A Dark Room, U Find Blood Everywhere And Wals R Shaking Dont Worry Friend................... U R At The Safest Place U R In My Heart...

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I Live Inside Of You Nothing In This World Can Make Me Change It Shades Of Grey ,my Life Is Only In Pain Without You And I Cant Take It

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Do Not Count What U Have Lost. Just See What U Have Now, Because Past Never Comes Back But Sometimes Future Can Give U Back Ur Lost Things!...

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Fill In The Blank...im Ur .....friend- A)-cute B)-sweet C)-loving D)-boy/girl E)-best Of All Reply Is A Must...

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Boy 1 -i Got A Laptop Mobile (n8) Ipod Ps3 All In A Month Boy 2 -what Does Your Father Do Boy 1 - He Sell Onions...

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Silence Between 2 Unknown People Creates A Relation. But.. Silence Between 2 Known People Breaks D Relation. So Keep In Touch.. Take Care.!...

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You Can Fall From The Sky... You Can Fall From A Tree... But The Best Way To Fall... Is To Fall In Love With Me...

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Flowers Of True Friendship Never Fade. Even In Harsh Condition ,friendship Never Gives Up, It Is A Promise Made Forever.

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What A Nice Feeling To Be In Love With Allah No Pain, No Disappointment And No Worries. Just Blessings, Blessings And Blessings....

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I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U I Love U Dont Be So Confused, I Love Other Alphabets Too:p,q

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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