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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Boys Pledge: India Is My Nation. All Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Occupation, Setting Is My Profession, In Between What D H**l Is Education.....

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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In India, Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise U Wont Get A Job.in America-study Wel My Son,othrwise Any Indian Wil Grab Ur Job

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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As Promised To Obama,india Is Giving Jobs To Americans... Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruitment ...!!

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Never Forget The Heros Who Scrificed Their Lives To Bring Up This Glorious Day To India..happy Independence Day..

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Do You Know Which Is The Most Romantic State Of India? Guess!!!!!!!! Oh Yes. It Is West Bengal And You Know Why????? Every Night Candle-light Din...

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Boy- Make Road From India To Usa. God- Its Very Tough, Ask Something Else Boy- Make Girls Love Only 1 Boy Sincerely God- U Want Single R Double Road 2 Usa?...

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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Rajasthan You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dinner. (thanks To Rajasthan Electrici...

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American's At The Roof Of Eiffel Tower Wow! What A View. Indian's At The Eiffel Tower Roof Top- Let's Spit And See Whose Spit Reaches The Ground First...

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Pm : We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year... Obama : How Many? Pm:100 35 Obc 25 Sc 20 St 10 Handicapped 5 Sports Person 4 Management Quota N If Possi...

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American:india Is Backwrd In Technology? Angry Santa Started Shakng His Body. American:y R U Shaking?santa:i'm Dancing Wid My Wife Thru Bluetooth. Harripppaaa.....

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Watch Nd Tv News Jaldi!!! India Is Selected For Super 8 Because Sirlanka, Players Got Cought In Drug Test! Bewakuf April Fool!...

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Difference Between Rain In India And Dubai:in Dubai After Rain,water Disappears In 5 Mins.in India After Rain,the Road Disappears In 5 Mins...!...

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Oct-2 For Gandhi, Nov-14 For Neharu, Apr-24 For Sachin, Aug-15 For India, Apr-01 Only For You. So Enjoy The Day !!!

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Foreigner Went To Temple And Saw People Putting Coin In Box And Praying. Foreigner:wow..how Amazing! People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiv...

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Never Forget The Heros Who Scrificed Their Lives To Bring Up This Glorious Day To India..happy Independence Day..

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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Devil: Send Sam To America, Tom To Britain, Pat To France, Ching To Japan.. Assistant: Whom For India? Devil: None, I Am Satisfied With Babes!...

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Na Sar Jhuka Hai Kabhi Aur Na Jhukayenge Kabhi, Jo Apne Dum Pe Jiyen Sach Me Zindagi Hai Wahi. Live Like A True Indian. Happy Independence Day..

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Difference Between Rain In India And Dubai:in Dubai After Rain,water Disappears In 5 Mins.in India After Rain,the Road Disappears In 5 Mins...!...

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Other Might Have Forgotten,but Never Can I,the Flag Of My Country Furls Very High, Happy Republic Day

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A Machine Invented 2catch Thieves Was Tested. In Uk,it Caught 50 Thieves In 30 Min, Spain:it Caught 110 India:in 15 Min Machine Ws Stolen.. . .

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.a Sardar Stands Up- We Must Find & Stop Her!....

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Every One Likes To Join In Govt College But Not Govt School.! Every One Likes To Go To Govt Job But Not To Govt Hospital.! Incredible India. Jai Ho:)...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...

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