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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Q: When Do U Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake?a: On Their Wedding ! Q: Y Dogs Dont Marry?a: Bcoz They R Already Leading A Dogs Life! Q: Y Doesnt The India...

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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..-._.--. '-., .' _-' I '-._ _.._._.-.' Love ' -' .-''._/| My , ';'- '. India / '. .' '.,_,.'jai Hind....

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In Usa Every Edison's Bithday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins. But In India Due To Over Respect, We Celebrate It Daily For 6-8 Hours India Rocks...

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As Promised To Obama,india Is Giving Jobs To Americans... Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruitment ...!!

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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..-._.--. '-., .' _-' I '-._ _.._._.-.' Love ' -' .-''._/| My , ';'- '. India / '. .' '.,_,.'jai Hind....

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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Never Forget The Heros Who Scrificed Their Lives To Bring Up This Glorious Day To India..happy Independence Day..

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Na Sar Jhuka Hai Kabhi Aur Na Jhukayenge Kabhi, Jo Apne Dum Pe Jiyen Sach Me Zindagi Hai Wahi. Live Like A True Indian. Happy Independence Day..

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A Teacher Was Lecturing On Population Explosion - In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. Santa Stood Up And Said - We Must Find Stop Her!....

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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Difference Between Rain In India And Dubai:in Dubai After Rain,water Disappears In 5 Mins.in India After Rain,the Road Disappears In 5 Mins...!...

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!.............

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Do You Know Which Is The Most Romantic State Of India? Guess!!!!!!!! Oh Yes. It Is West Bengal And You Know Why????? Every Night Candle-light Din...

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Oct-2 For Gandhi, Nov-14 For Neharu, Apr-24 For Sachin, Aug-15 For India, Apr-01 Only For You. So Enjoy The Day !!!

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Rajasthan You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dinner. (thanks To Rajasthan Electrici...

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I Am 11 Letter Word. I Am A Famous Place In India. Letter 6,7,8,9,10,11 Is A Fruit. 6,7,5,3 A Part Of Face, 6,2,3,8 A Geometrical Shape. Which Place Am I?...

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I Am 11 Letter Word. I Am A Famous Place In India. Letter 6,7,8,9,10,11 Is A Fruit. 6,7,5,3 A Part Of Face, 6,2,3,8 A Geometrical Shape. Which Place Am I?...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population – In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid.a Sardar Stands Up- We Must Find & Stop Her!....

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Q: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!!

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A Machine Invented 2catch Thieves Was Tested. In Uk,it Caught 50 Thieves In 30 Min, Spain:it Caught 110 India:in 15 Min Machine Ws Stolen.. . .

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India...........

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Voda F One Ai R Tel A I Rcel Id E A Bs N L In D Icom How Crazy Even Network Can't Stay Without A Friend....

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7th Largest Country ' 4th Largest Army, 3rd Largest Railway, 2nd Highest Population, 2nd Fastest Growing Country, 2nd In Production Of Rice And Tea.1st In Produ...

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Oct-2 For Gandhi, Nov-14 For Neharu, Apr-24 For Sachin, Aug-15 For India, Apr-01 Only For You. So Enjoy The Day !!!

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Wipro-weak Input, Poor Rubbish Output Hcl-hidden Costs Loses Tcs-totaly Confusing Solutions Ibm-implicitly Boring Machines Press Down 2 C D Best Company I...

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American: In Our Country , Marriage Even Takes Place With Email. Santa: In India, It Is Only With A Female

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Lux Is The Soap Of India. Mrf Is The Wheel Of India. Amul Is The Taste Of India. U Are The Waste Of India. Sender Is The Star Of India.......

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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