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As Promised To Obama, India Isgiving Jobs To Americans.............. . . . . . . . . . . Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruit...........

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Lux Is The Soap Of India. Mrf Is The Wheel Of India. Amul Is The Taste Of India. U Are The Waste Of India. Sender Is The Star Of India.......

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Recently ,china Airports Were Closed Due 2 Heavy Fog. . . . . . . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was Having Hukkah From India...

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!.............

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India...........

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Professor :- When Could Be The India's Biggest Confusion Day??? Student :- Sir When Raksha Bandan Comes On 14th Feb.!

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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Pm : We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year... Obama : How Many? Pm:100 35 Obc 25 Sc 20 St 10 Handicapped 5 Sports Person 4 Management Quota N If Possi...

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Difference Between Rain In India And Dubai:in Dubai After Rain,water Disappears In 5 Mins.in India After Rain,the Road Disappears In 5 Mins...!...

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Love Is Just Like Watar,no Colour,no Shape,no Taste...but It Still Essential For Happy Living,so Keep It Up 4ever.

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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I Am 11 Letter Word. I Am A Famous Place In India. Letter 6,7,8,9,10,11 Is A Fruit. 6,7,5,3 A Part Of Face, 6,2,3,8 A Geometrical Shape. Which Place Am I?...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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A Teacher Was Lecturing On Population Explosion - In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. Santa Stood Up And Said - We Must Find Stop Her!....

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When Rajnikant Switch On His Ac Without Closing The Door..... . . . . . . . . . . Winter Starts In India. !!!...

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Foreigner Went To Temple And Saw People Putting Coin In Box And Praying. Foreigner:wow..how Amazing! People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiv...

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American's At The Roof Of Eiffel Tower Wow! What A View. Indian's At The Eiffel Tower Roof Top- Let's Spit And See Whose Spit Reaches The Ground First...

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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Time Waits For No Man. Unless That Man Is Rajnikant

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American:india Is Backwrd In Technology? Angry Santa Started Shakng His Body. American:y R U Shaking?santa:i'm Dancing Wid My Wife Thru Bluetooth. Harripppaaa.....

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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Boy- Make Road From India To Usa. God- Its Very Tough, Ask Something Else Boy- Make Girls Love Only 1 Boy Sincerely God- U Want Single R Double Road 2 Usa?...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Haryana You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dear (thanks To Haryana Elect...

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