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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.

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Tarif K Kabiil Hum Kaha, Charcha To Aapki Chalti H, Bhagvan Ka Diya Sab Kuch H Apke Paas Bas Ek Sing Or Punch Ki Kami Khlti H.

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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Kya Apke Seeng Hai? Kya Hua Nahi Hai Don't Disappoint Koi Baat Nahi.dil Chhota Mat Karo... Kisi Bhi Gadhe Ke Nahi Hote Ha..ha..ha.

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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.

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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!

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Birds Love You, Monkeys Love You, Hippos Love You, Snakes Love You, Tortoise Love You, Giraffe Loves You..... Please Go Back To Zoo, They All Really Miss U!

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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.

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Beautiful Flowers Die. Nice Stories End Lovely Songs Fade.. .. Momeries Are Forgotten .. All Things Comes To End.. But People Like You Always Remain Forever .. ...

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire

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Hi Want To Talk To U Now ... Can U Call Me Plz..... Nothing Special But Need 2 Speak 2 U I Want 2 Hear Your Voice..... Just 2 Hear Whether I Can Hr=ear D Dogs C...

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...

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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kheta Hai-maa Main Kitna Badsoorat Hoo?ispe Uski Maa Kheti Hai Beta Tu Toh Phir Bhi Tikh Hai Zara Use Dekh Jo Sms Pad Raha Hai.

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Cheese Is Cheese Butter Is Butter If U 4get Me I Will Throw U In *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

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What Is The Full Form Of Singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..

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Koi B Kuch B Khane Ko De Mat Khana Plz Idhar-udhar Nigah Rakna Kyuki Goverment Ne Kutta Mar Muhim Start Ki Hai

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Solid Insultgirl To Slim Boy:apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy....

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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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Yash Johar Is Producing A New Film & Is Searching 4 New Talent. I've Suggested Ur Name. Pls Go & Meet Him. The Movie's Name Is Aqal Ho Na Ho

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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I Read A News That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Is Injured. If U R Safe Sms Me.

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st, Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd, Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....

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Sometimes, My Mind Asks. Why I Miss You? Why I Care For You? Why I Remember You? Why I Text You? Then My Heart Answered, Mongoloids Need More Care! Hehehe. Now,...

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Wen It Rains I M Sure U Must B Very Happy.u Must B Feelin Like 2 Go Out Dance Urslf Sing Songs,splash Water. Right? Wats New? Every Frog Feels D Same. .

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Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange... Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey And . . . ! U 2

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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =p ;->

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Is Dil Ka Kaha Mano 1 Kaam Ker Do, 1 Bay Naam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kar Do, Meri Zaat Pay Faqat Itna Ehsaan Kar Do, Ghar Say Naha K Niklo, Poray Muhallay Ko ...

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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...

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