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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...
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A Monkey Came Running To My Room. He Wanted 2 Trouble Evil People. I Suggested Ur Name Oh No, He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Seniors...
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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…
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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?
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Kya Apke Seeng Hai? Kya Hua Nahi Hai Don't Disappoint Koi Baat Nahi.dil Chhota Mat Karo... Kisi Bhi Gadhe Ke Nahi Hote Ha..ha..ha.
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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.
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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d
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Beautiful Flowers Die. Nice Stories End Lovely Songs Fade.. .. Momeries Are Forgotten .. All Things Comes To End.. But People Like You Always Remain Forever .. ...
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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...
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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.
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Straight Insult- Husband: What Rubbish Food You Have Made. It Just Tastes Like Cow Dung- Wife: 0h God! Dis Man Has Tasted Everything.. :)...
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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...
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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire
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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !
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I Searchd Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate 4 U. But, I Did'nt Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You N Ur Smile... . . . Next Joke Tomorrow At Same Time..
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Today I Saw A Person Looking Exacly Like You. I Accidently Called Ur Name. But That Person Therw Away The Banana And Jumped On Another Tree. R U Twins ????...
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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....
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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours
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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..
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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...
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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke...“you Are So Beautiful...
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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . . To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai
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Kya Ankhen Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K Aaya Hai Bura Laga? Nhi? Toh Wapas Chad Jao...
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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar...
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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.
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High Clas Insult. Girl 2 Boy : Your Hair R Just Like A Grass. Boy : Thats Y I M Thinking That Why A Donkey Is Standing With Me???? B-
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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......
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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...
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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...
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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!
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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...
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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!
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Super Straight Insult: -) Hsband-wt Rubbish Food U've Made? It Tastes Like Cow Dung. Wife-oh God! This Man Has Tasted Everything!
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Hsband-wt rubbish food u've made? it tastes like cow dung.
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