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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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Ek Dog Subah Se Saam Tak Bhonka Rahta Tha. Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bho Bho Bho Haan Bilkul Aise Hi Bhonkta Tha Apke Tarah.--)
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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.
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Aap Ne Kisi Murakh Ko Dekha Hai.........do Min Wait....karo............ Aaina Dekho Pata Chal Jayega. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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One Day A Monkey Looked Into Mirror & Said, Oh My Ugly Face, Fat Nose And Killed Himself. Promise Me U Will Not Look Into Mirror, Coz I Dont Wanna Loose You!
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High Clas Insult. Girl 2 Boy : Your Hair R Just Like A Grass. Boy : Thats Y I M Thinking That Why A Donkey Is Standing With Me???? B-
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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....
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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….
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When Somebody Who Is Deeply In Love With You Tells That You Are Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic, I Agree. That’s True, Believe Me, I Swear Because Love Is De...
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!
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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...
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No Visits… No Calls.. No Sms’s… No Letters… No Missed Calls.. I’m Worried… Kya Hua Zoo Walon Nay Dobara Pakar Liya Kya?
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I Chased Love, I Found Friendship, I Chased Desires, I Found Hopes, I Chased Reality, I Found Dreams, I Chased A Monkey I Found You..
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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d
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Warning! Cell Phone Emits Dangerous Radiations Which Causes Brain Cancer ..!! But How Lucky U R?..! ?no Brain? ?no Tension?
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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...
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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.
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Solid Insultgirl To Slim Boy:apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy....
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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...
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Today I Saw A Person Looking Exacly Like You. I Accidently Called Ur Name. But That Person Therw Away The Banana And Jumped On Another Tree. R U Twins ????...
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Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen .. Aap Ki 2 Tangeen. Ye Baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Aj Dogs Day Hy,...too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy?.isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...
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A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew, An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign, A Winner Uses His Thumb 2 Show Victory, But A Monkey Is Using His Thumb 2 Read This Sms
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!
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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...
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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...
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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...
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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.
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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke...“you Are So Beautiful...
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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...
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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...
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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...
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Breaking News: Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certificate Jali Nikal Aaya Hai -express News- Har Harami Par Nazar.
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi, Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki, Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire
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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...
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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.
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