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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...

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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d

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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…

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Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange... Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . . To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fear But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Your Fear. Go Ahead, Take A...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Do U Remembr Ur Childhod? Wen U Went To A Toy Shop Nd Asked Shopkeper- Uncle Hw Much Cost Of Dat Monkey?... Nd Shop Keper Rply- That Is A Mirror My Child....

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Tarif K Kabiil Hum Kaha, Charcha To Aapki Chalti H, Bhagvan Ka Diya Sab Kuch H Apke Paas Bas Ek Sing Or Punch Ki Kami Khlti H.

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A Man Is Waiting For Women Mother For Children. Business Man For Customer Farmers For Crops. One Monkey Is Waiting To Read My Sms... Ehe Ehee Hee

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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“solid Bezati” Boy To Slim Girl: Apni Body To Dekho Jese Haddiya Hi Haddiya Ho…!¡ Girl : Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rhi Hu K Mere Pas Kutta Kyun Khar...

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...

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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected.. .....because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.

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Aaj International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day Hai, So Ye Msg Unko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Me Smart Hai. . Imandari Se Bhejna . Meri Tarah Mazak Mat Kar...

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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...

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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill

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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...

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Aap Aise Don Ho Jiske Paas Har Taale Ki Chabi Hai... Boleto??? Don+key= Donkey

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediatel...

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Teacher: Billy, Stop Making Ugly Faces At Other Students!.. Billy: Why?.. Teacher: Well, When I Was Your Age, I Was Told That If I Kept Making Ugly Faces, My ...

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Koi B Kuch B Khane Ko De Mat Khana Plz Idhar-udhar Nigah Rakna Kyuki Goverment Ne Kutta Mar Muhim Start Ki Hai

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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6 Truths Of Life:- 1. You Cannot Touch All Of Your Teeth With Your Tongue. 2. All Idiots, After Reading The First Truth, Try It. 3. The First Truth Is A Lie....

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Winter Comes Again And Again. Summer Comes Again And Again, But A Person Like U Never Comes Again And Again Because God Never Makes A Mistake Again And Again.2

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Recipe: 1. Take A Bowl Of Grapes. 2. Put Your Hand In It. 3. Stand In Front Of Mirror. The Dish Is Ready. Recipe Name: Langur Ke Haath Mein Angur.ha!h...

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