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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - It's Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp .... I'm Playing Cards And We've Misplaced The Jok...

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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miwhy Do U Think I Sms U Ss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just T...

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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.

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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.

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Aap Ne Kisi Murakh Ko Dekha Hai.........do Min Wait....karo............ Aaina Dekho Pata Chal Jayega. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....

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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kheta Hai-maa Main Kitna Badsoorat Hoo?ispe Uski Maa Kheti Hai Beta Tu Toh Phir Bhi Tikh Hai Zara Use Dekh Jo Sms Pad Raha Hai.

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Aap Aise Don Ho Jiske Paas Har Taale Ki Chabi Hai... Boleto??? Don+key= Donkey

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...

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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi N...

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The Empty Space.

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Teacher: Billy, Stop Making Ugly Faces At Other Students!.. Billy: Why?.. Teacher: Well, When I Was Your Age, I Was Told That If I Kept Making Ugly Faces, My ...

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediatel...

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Yash Johar Is Producing A New Film & Is Searching 4 New Talent. I've Suggested Ur Name. Pls Go & Meet Him. The Movie's Name Is Aqal Ho Na Ho

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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey And . . . ! U 2

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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected.. .....because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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One Day A Monkey Looked Into Mirror & Said, Oh My Ugly Face, Fat Nose And Killed Himself. Promise Me U Will Not Look Into Mirror, Coz I Dont Wanna Loose You!

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Jali Ko Rakh Kehta Hain Buji Ko Aag Kehte Hai Jis Chis Ki Aap Me Kami Hain Use Dimaag Kehte Hain

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Warning! Cell Phone Emits Dangerous Radiations Which Causes Brain Cancer ..!! But How Lucky U R?..! ?no Brain? ?no Tension?

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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U R U Ltimate U R L Ovely U R L Ikable U R U Nique In Short …… U R Ullu!!!

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Humko Yun Pagal Banana Chod Do. Bewajh Har Bat Pe Satana Chod Do. Tumhari Khusbu Alag Hi Hoti Hai Yaar. Ab To Vim Bar Sabun Se Nahana Chod Do.

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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...

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