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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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I Chased Love, I Found Friendship, I Chased Desires, I Found Hopes, I Chased Reality, I Found Dreams, I Chased A Monkey I Found You..

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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...

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Birds Love You, Monkeys Love You, Hippos Love You, Snakes Love You, Tortoise Love You, Giraffe Loves You..... Please Go Back To Zoo, They All Really Miss U!

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Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange... Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

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If I'd Had A Face Like Yours, I'd Sue My Parents !

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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“solid Bezati” Boy To Slim Girl: Apni Body To Dekho Jese Haddiya Hi Haddiya Ho…!¡ Girl : Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rhi Hu K Mere Pas Kutta Kyun Khar...

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I Read A News That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Is Injured. If U R Safe Sms Me.

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said-we Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Ur Name. They Said -we Cannot Disturb Our Boss.

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Do U Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out, Then People Started Shouting ‘twins Twins’

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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up

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Aaj International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day Hai, So Ye Msg Unko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Me Smart Hai. . Imandari Se Bhejna . Meri Tarah Mazak Mat Kar...

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal Load Sheding Khatam H0 Jae Gi.. ;->

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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...

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Wen It Rains I M Sure U Must B Very Happy.u Must B Feelin Like 2 Go Out Dance Urslf Sing Songs,splash Water. Right? Wats New? Every Frog Feels D Same. .

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Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Wa Wa. Thandi-thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana Bandar B Msg Pad Raha H, Educated Hua Zamana.. Wa Wa..

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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =p ;->

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Aap Ne Kisi Murakh Ko Dekha Hai.........do Min Wait....karo............ Aaina Dekho Pata Chal Jayega. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...

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Koi B Kuch B Khane Ko De Mat Khana Plz Idhar-udhar Nigah Rakna Kyuki Goverment Ne Kutta Mar Muhim Start Ki Hai

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...

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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.? . . K . . Kash Us Din “main Jaldi Sojata”

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar ..... Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar

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Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho, Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho, Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaaun Tumhen Dinner Pe, Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho!

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6 Truths Of Life:- 1. You Cannot Touch All Of Your Teeth With Your Tongue. 2. All Idiots, After Reading The First Truth, Try It. 3. The First Truth Is A Lie....

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Dear I Want 2 Ask U 1 Thing. Dis Is My Long Time Qustn Since I Strtd Talkin 2u. Ans Me Sincerely.dnt Get Angry Pls U Look Like Monkey Or Monkey Look Like U;-) S...

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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....

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