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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.
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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =p ;->
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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire
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Height Of Insult!! Boy 2 His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No. Boy: So Why Do U Wear A Bra??...
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A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew, An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign, A Winner Uses His Thumb 2 Show Victory, But A Monkey Is Using His Thumb 2 Read This Sms
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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d
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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.? . . K . . Kash Us Din “main Jaldi Sojata”
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Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho, Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho, Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaaun Tumhen Dinner Pe, Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho!
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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Will Computer Think...?.... 'intel Inside..., 'mental Outside..'
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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.
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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...
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Aap Ne Kisi Murakh Ko Dekha Hai.........do Min Wait....karo............ Aaina Dekho Pata Chal Jayega. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.
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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.
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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy.. §unflower Jitna Peela Hy.. Paani Jitna Geela Hy.. Aap Ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->
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Do U Remembr Ur Childhod? Wen U Went To A Toy Shop Nd Asked Shopkeper- Uncle Hw Much Cost Of Dat Monkey?... Nd Shop Keper Rply- That Is A Mirror My Child....
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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...
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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The Empty Space.
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Aj Dogs Day Hy,...too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy?.isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...
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Jb Teri Yaad Aati He To Tera Sms Padh Leti Hu,jb Tuje Dekhna Ho To Aankhen Bandh Kar Leti Hu, Jb Teri Aavaj Sunni Ho To Raste Me Kutte Ko, Lat Mar Deti Hu....
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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.
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Breaking News: Siyasat Daano Ki Jaale Degriyan Hoti Hain Magar Asif Z*rdari Ka Birth Certificate Jali Nikal Aaya Hai -express News- Har Harami Par Nazar.
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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...
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Teacher Student Se: “table Pe Ink Kis Ne Grai Hai?” Is Jumlay Ko Apni Zaban Mai Kis Trha Kaho Ge? . Studnt: “ye Kis Kuttey K Bachy Ne Apni Auqat Dikh...
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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.
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Hi Want To Talk To U Now ... Can U Call Me Plz..... Nothing Special But Need 2 Speak 2 U I Want 2 Hear Your Voice..... Just 2 Hear Whether I Can Hr=ear D Dogs C...
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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...
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Height Of Insult: A Boy Msgd Hos Aieee Rank To His Frnd.. Frnd's Reply: Oye Tune Naya Number Kab Liya?? :d
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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d
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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai
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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi N...
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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...
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