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Ek Dog Subah Se Saam Tak Bhonka Rahta Tha. Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bho Bho Bho Haan Bilkul Aise Hi Bhonkta Tha Apke Tarah.--)

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Will Computer Think...?.... 'intel Inside..., 'mental Outside..'

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Aapne Dil Churaya Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Nind Churayi Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Hasi Churai Hum Khamos Rehe But It's 2 Much Yar Chappal To Rehne Dete.

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Jb Teri Yaad Aati He To Tera Sms Padh Leti Hu,jb Tuje Dekhna Ho To Aankhen Bandh Kar Leti Hu, Jb Teri Aavaj Sunni Ho To Raste Me Kutte Ko, Lat Mar Deti Hu....

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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...

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Yaar Aaj Ka Din Bada Fuddu Hai.... Fuddu Se Yaad Aaya Kaisa Hai Tu..!!

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Solid Beztiiiii... Girl Friend - Januu Ek Baat Kahu... . . . . . . . Boy Friend - Nahiiiiii.... Or Thora Durrr Ho Kr Beth !!!

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If I'd Had A Face Like Yours, I'd Sue My Parents !

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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Warning! Cell Phone Emits Dangerous Radiations Which Causes Brain Cancer ..!! But How Lucky U R?..! ?no Brain? ?no Tension?

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Aapke Karib He To Duniya Bhar Ke Pagal Khaaney Chaltey Hein...aap Akela Mat Samjhiye Khud Ko... Kyunki Wahan Aap Jaise Hazaaron Pagal Paltey Hein

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Super Straight Insult: -) Hsband-wt Rubbish Food U've Made? It Tastes Like Cow Dung. Wife-oh God! This Man Has Tasted Everything!

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Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !!never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =p ;->

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Height Of Insult!! Boy 2 His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No. Boy: So Why Do U Wear A Bra??...

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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up

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Baba Ke Dharshan Karlo Kya Hua, Dharshan Nahi Hue Kyuki Gadho Ko Ye Dikhaye Nahi Dhete

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Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange... Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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'sach Ka Samna' Jawab Sirf Haa Ya Naa Me Dena Hai. Aapke Liye 1 Sawal:- . Kya Aapne Bhikhari Ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt Hai To Reply Kar...

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kheta Hai-maa Main Kitna Badsoorat Hoo?ispe Uski Maa Kheti Hai Beta Tu Toh Phir Bhi Tikh Hai Zara Use Dekh Jo Sms Pad Raha Hai.

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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I Chased Love, I Found Friendship, I Chased Desires, I Found Hopes, I Chased Reality, I Found Dreams, I Chased A Monkey I Found You..

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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...

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Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d

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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!

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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...

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Humko Yun Pagal Banana Chod Do. Bewajh Har Bat Pe Satana Chod Do. Tumhari Khusbu Alag Hi Hoti Hai Yaar. Ab To Vim Bar Sabun Se Nahana Chod Do.

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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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Kabhi Hausla Bhi Aazmana Chahiye, Bure Waqt Me Muskurana Chahiye... Jab 7ve Din Mein Khujli Ho To 8ve Din Nahaa Lena Chahiye..

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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...

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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...

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Haridwar Main Baba Ka Mela Laga Hua Hain Prasad Main Kambal Bate Ja Rahe Hain. Kisi Our Ko Mat Batana Ye Sms Sirf Selected Bhikariyo Ko Bheja Ja Raha Hain.

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Jali Ko Rakh Kehta Hain Buji Ko Aag Kehte Hai Jis Chis Ki Aap Me Kami Hain Use Dimaag Kehte Hain

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