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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...
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Sir: Bachomy Name Is Khanfilm Dekh Ke Kya Sikhe? Santa: Yahi Ki Ladkiyo Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Paglo Se Bhi Pat Sakti Hai!!
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Dear I Want 2 Ask U 1 Thing. Dis Is My Long Time Qustn Since I Strtd Talkin 2u. Ans Me Sincerely.dnt Get Angry Pls U Look Like Monkey Or Monkey Look Like U;-) S...
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4 Roses, Just For You! 1st For Friendship. 2nd For Wealth. 3rd For Happiness. And The Last One.. Kaan Ke Upar Laga Lena, Mast Lagega.
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Super Straight Insult: -) Hsband-wt Rubbish Food U've Made? It Tastes Like Cow Dung. Wife-oh God! This Man Has Tasted Everything!
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Hsband-wt rubbish food u've made? it tastes like cow dung.
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Good News! Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Call...
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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
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A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew, An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign, A Winner Uses His Thumb 2 Show Victory, But A Monkey Is Using His Thumb 2 Read This Sms
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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.
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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill
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Kya Ankhen Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K Aaya Hai Bura Laga? Nhi? Toh Wapas Chad Jao...
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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,
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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi, Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki, Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been... ..........a Headache!...
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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours
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Aapke Karib He To Duniya Bhar Ke Pagal Khaaney Chaltey Hein...aap Akela Mat Samjhiye Khud Ko... Kyunki Wahan Aap Jaise Hazaaron Pagal Paltey Hein
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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...
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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...
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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke...“you Are So Beautiful...
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Straight Insult- Husband: What Rubbish Food You Have Made. It Just Tastes Like Cow Dung- Wife: 0h God! Dis Man Has Tasted Everything.. :)...
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Aaj International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day Hai, So Ye Msg Unko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Me Smart Hai. . Imandari Se Bhejna . Meri Tarah Mazak Mat Kar...
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Solid Beztiiiii... Girl Friend - Januu Ek Baat Kahu... . . . . . . . Boy Friend - Nahiiiiii.... Or Thora Durrr Ho Kr Beth !!!
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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar ..... Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar
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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!
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Kabhi Hausla Bhi Aazmana Chahiye, Bure Waqt Me Muskurana Chahiye... Jab 7ve Din Mein Khujli Ho To 8ve Din Nahaa Lena Chahiye..
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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d
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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.
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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.
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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...
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U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st, Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd, Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...
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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miwhy Do U Think I Sms U Ss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just T...
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When Somebody Who Is Deeply In Love With You Tells That You Are Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic, I Agree. That’s True, Believe Me, I Swear Because Love Is De...
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - It's Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp .... I'm Playing Cards And We've Misplaced The Jok...
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Haridwar Main Baba Ka Mela Laga Hua Hain Prasad Main Kambal Bate Ja Rahe Hain. Kisi Our Ko Mat Batana Ye Sms Sirf Selected Bhikariyo Ko Bheja Ja Raha Hain.
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I Searchd Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate 4 U. But, I Did'nt Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You N Ur Smile... . . . Next Joke Tomorrow At Same Time..
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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...
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