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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!
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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...
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U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st, Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd, Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....
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Each Of Us Has His Own Fear But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Your Fear. Go Ahead, Take A...
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Dear I Want 2 Ask U 1 Thing. Dis Is My Long Time Qustn Since I Strtd Talkin 2u. Ans Me Sincerely.dnt Get Angry Pls U Look Like Monkey Or Monkey Look Like U;-) S...
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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d
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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?
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A Man Is Waiting For Women Mother For Children. Business Man For Customer Farmers For Crops. One Monkey Is Waiting To Read My Sms... Ehe Ehee Hee
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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.
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Kya Ankhen Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K Aaya Hai Bura Laga? Nhi? Toh Wapas Chad Jao...
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Height Of Insult!! Boy 2 His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No. Boy: So Why Do U Wear A Bra??...
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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...
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Hi Want To Talk To U Now ... Can U Call Me Plz..... Nothing Special But Need 2 Speak 2 U I Want 2 Hear Your Voice..... Just 2 Hear Whether I Can Hr=ear D Dogs C...
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi, Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki, Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...
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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…
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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...
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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,
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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...
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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...
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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...
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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.
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Recipe: 1. Take A Bowl Of Grapes. 2. Put Your Hand In It. 3. Stand In Front Of Mirror. The Dish Is Ready. Recipe Name: Langur Ke Haath Mein Angur.ha!h...
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Press Down If You Think You Are Mad, I Can’t Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case:p
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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...
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Solid Insultgirl To Slim Boy:apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy....
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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill
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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...
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Kabhi Hausla Bhi Aazmana Chahiye, Bure Waqt Me Muskurana Chahiye... Jab 7ve Din Mein Khujli Ho To 8ve Din Nahaa Lena Chahiye..
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...
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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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Haridwar Main Baba Ka Mela Laga Hua Hain Prasad Main Kambal Bate Ja Rahe Hain. Kisi Our Ko Mat Batana Ye Sms Sirf Selected Bhikariyo Ko Bheja Ja Raha Hain.
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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up
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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.
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