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Wen It Rains I M Sure U Must B Very Happy.u Must B Feelin Like 2 Go Out Dance Urslf Sing Songs,splash Water. Right? Wats New? Every Frog Feels D Same. .

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Will Computer Think...?.... 'intel Inside..., 'mental Outside..'

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi N...

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Tumsa Koi Zamin Par Hua To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi, Tumsa Koi Zamin Par Hua To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi, Ek To Jhel Liya Dusra Aaya To Kayamat Hogi....

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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4 Roses, Just For You! 1st For Friendship. 2nd For Wealth. 3rd For Happiness. And The Last One.. Kaan Ke Upar Laga Lena, Mast Lagega.

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?

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Boy:y Did Gandhi Ji Have No Hair On His Head? Teacher:its Sign Of Intelligence. Boy:ohh! Now I Am Understand Y Girls Have So Long Hair! .....

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy.. §unflower Jitna Peela Hy.. Paani Jitna Geela Hy.. Aap Ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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Aap Ne Kisi Murakh Ko Dekha Hai.........do Min Wait....karo............ Aaina Dekho Pata Chal Jayega. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Aapke Karib He To Duniya Bhar Ke Pagal Khaaney Chaltey Hein...aap Akela Mat Samjhiye Khud Ko... Kyunki Wahan Aap Jaise Hazaaron Pagal Paltey Hein

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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.? . . K . . Kash Us Din “main Jaldi Sojata”

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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Yaar Aaj Ka Din Bada Fuddu Hai.... Fuddu Se Yaad Aaya Kaisa Hai Tu..!!

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Tu Chand Mange Me Chand Dedu, Tu Raat Mange Me Raat Dedu, Tu Dil Mange Me Dil Dedu, Tu Jaan Mange... Bas Yaar Bhik Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti Hai..

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Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho, Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho, Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaaun Tumhen Dinner Pe, Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho!

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Kya Apke Seeng Hai? Kya Hua Nahi Hai Don't Disappoint Koi Baat Nahi.dil Chhota Mat Karo... Kisi Bhi Gadhe Ke Nahi Hote Ha..ha..ha.

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...

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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...

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An Insult...... Boy:- I Like Your Teeth Very Much. Grl (smiled N Said) Oh Really! Why? Boy: Coz Yellow Is My Favourite Color.

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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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Tarif K Kabiil Hum Kaha, Charcha To Aapki Chalti H, Bhagvan Ka Diya Sab Kuch H Apke Paas Bas Ek Sing Or Punch Ki Kami Khlti H.

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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Aap Aise Don Ho Jiske Paas Har Taale Ki Chabi Hai... Boleto??? Don+key= Donkey

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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Ek Dog Subah Se Saam Tak Bhonka Rahta Tha. Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bho Bho Bho Haan Bilkul Aise Hi Bhonkta Tha Apke Tarah.--)

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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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