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Computer Yug Me Bandro Ne Bahut Taraki Karli Hai, Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bander Hath Me Mobile Pakad Kar Kitne Mast Andaj Se Sms Pad Raha Hai

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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Baba Ke Dharshan Karlo Kya Hua, Dharshan Nahi Hue Kyuki Gadho Ko Ye Dikhaye Nahi Dhete

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Is Dil Ka Kaha Mano 1 Kaam Ker Do, 1 Bay Naam Si Mohabbat Mere Naam Kar Do, Meri Zaat Pay Faqat Itna Ehsaan Kar Do, Ghar Say Naha K Niklo, Poray Muhallay Ko ...

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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!

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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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If I'd Had A Face Like Yours, I'd Sue My Parents !

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Jb Teri Yaad Aati He To Tera Sms Padh Leti Hu,jb Tuje Dekhna Ho To Aankhen Bandh Kar Leti Hu, Jb Teri Aavaj Sunni Ho To Raste Me Kutte Ko, Lat Mar Deti Hu....

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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Height Of Insult: A Boy Msgd Hos Aieee Rank To His Frnd.. Frnd's Reply: Oye Tune Naya Number Kab Liya?? :d

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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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4 Roses, Just For You! 1st For Friendship. 2nd For Wealth. 3rd For Happiness. And The Last One.. Kaan Ke Upar Laga Lena, Mast Lagega.

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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.? . . K . . Kash Us Din “main Jaldi Sojata”

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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Khud Ko Kr Le Kanjus Itna Ki Hr Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider Khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche- Sir Ji, R U Sure Msg Bhejna Hai Ya Sending Fail Kr Du..

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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Do U Remembr Ur Childhod? Wen U Went To A Toy Shop Nd Asked Shopkeper- Uncle Hw Much Cost Of Dat Monkey?... Nd Shop Keper Rply- That Is A Mirror My Child....

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke...“you Are So Beautiful...

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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...

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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...

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A Monkey Came Running To My Room. He Wanted 2 Trouble Evil People. I Suggested Ur Name Oh No, He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Seniors...

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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.

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Press Down If You Think You Are Mad, I Can’t Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case:p

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Koi B Kuch B Khane Ko De Mat Khana Plz Idhar-udhar Nigah Rakna Kyuki Goverment Ne Kutta Mar Muhim Start Ki Hai

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Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill

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Warning! Cell Phone Emits Dangerous Radiations Which Causes Brain Cancer ..!! But How Lucky U R?..! ?no Brain? ?no Tension?

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Look At D Sun U Can Feel D Power Of God Look At D Moon U Can Feel D Beauty Of God Look At D Mirror U Can Feel D Mistake Of God

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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...

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Hi Want To Talk To U Now ... Can U Call Me Plz..... Nothing Special But Need 2 Speak 2 U I Want 2 Hear Your Voice..... Just 2 Hear Whether I Can Hr=ear D Dogs C...

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