Insult Messages
Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhaage Hue Langur, Abe Sade Hue Kele Ke Chhilke, Chuse Hue Aam, Circus K Retired Bander, (aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna Feel Hota Hai).
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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.
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Today I Saw A Person Looking Exacly Like You. I Accidently Called Ur Name. But That Person Therw Away The Banana And Jumped On Another Tree. R U Twins ????...
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Khud Ko Kr Le Kanjus Itna Ki Hr Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider Khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche- Sir Ji, R U Sure Msg Bhejna Hai Ya Sending Fail Kr Du..
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Baba Ke Dharshan Karlo Kya Hua, Dharshan Nahi Hue Kyuki Gadho Ko Ye Dikhaye Nahi Dhete
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Kya Apke Seeng Hai? Kya Hua Nahi Hai Don't Disappoint Koi Baat Nahi.dil Chhota Mat Karo... Kisi Bhi Gadhe Ke Nahi Hote Ha..ha..ha.
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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?
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Computer Yug Me Bandro Ne Bahut Taraki Karli Hai, Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bander Hath Me Mobile Pakad Kar Kitne Mast Andaj Se Sms Pad Raha Hai
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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....
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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kheta Hai-maa Main Kitna Badsoorat Hoo?ispe Uski Maa Kheti Hai Beta Tu Toh Phir Bhi Tikh Hai Zara Use Dekh Jo Sms Pad Raha Hai.
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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...
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Sir: Bachomy Name Is Khanfilm Dekh Ke Kya Sikhe? Santa: Yahi Ki Ladkiyo Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Paglo Se Bhi Pat Sakti Hai!!
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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...
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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-baar ..... Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar
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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.
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'sach Ka Samna' Jawab Sirf Haa Ya Naa Me Dena Hai. Aapke Liye 1 Sawal:- . Kya Aapne Bhikhari Ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt Hai To Reply Kar...
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Wen It Rains I M Sure U Must B Very Happy.u Must B Feelin Like 2 Go Out Dance Urslf Sing Songs,splash Water. Right? Wats New? Every Frog Feels D Same. .
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Each Of Us Has His Own Fear But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Your Fear. Go Ahead, Take A...
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!
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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours
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Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal Load Sheding Khatam H0 Jae Gi.. ;->
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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...
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“solid Bezati” Boy To Slim Girl: Apni Body To Dekho Jese Haddiya Hi Haddiya Ho…!¡ Girl : Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rhi Hu K Mere Pas Kutta Kyun Khar...
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Hi Want To Talk To U Now ... Can U Call Me Plz..... Nothing Special But Need 2 Speak 2 U I Want 2 Hear Your Voice..... Just 2 Hear Whether I Can Hr=ear D Dogs C...
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One Day A Monkey Looked Into Mirror & Said, Oh My Ugly Face, Fat Nose And Killed Himself. Promise Me U Will Not Look Into Mirror, Coz I Dont Wanna Loose You!
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Teacher: Billy, Stop Making Ugly Faces At Other Students!.. Billy: Why?.. Teacher: Well, When I Was Your Age, I Was Told That If I Kept Making Ugly Faces, My ...
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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,
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Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d
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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.
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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.
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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediatel...
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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi, Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki, Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!
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Close Ur Eyes N Think About Yourself, Ur Face Ur Style Ur Nature Ur Smile Ur Looks Now Open Your Eyes Free Main Horror Film Dikhai Na? Chalo Thanks Bolo;-)
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...
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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...
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