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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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Humko Yun Pagal Banana Chod Do. Bewajh Har Bat Pe Satana Chod Do. Tumhari Khusbu Alag Hi Hoti Hai Yaar. Ab To Vim Bar Sabun Se Nahana Chod Do.

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...

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Sometimes, My Mind Asks. Why I Miss You? Why I Care For You? Why I Remember You? Why I Text You? Then My Heart Answered, Mongoloids Need More Care! Hehehe. Now,...

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If I'd Had A Face Like Yours, I'd Sue My Parents !

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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?

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An Insult...... Boy:- I Like Your Teeth Very Much. Grl (smiled N Said) Oh Really! Why? Boy: Coz Yellow Is My Favourite Color.

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.

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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!

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A Monkey Came Running To My Room. He Wanted 2 Trouble Evil People. I Suggested Ur Name Oh No, He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Seniors...

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Animals Ki Khasiyat Bandar-inteligent Dog-wafadar Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padna . . . . . Maan Jao . . . . Plz Mt Padho . . Gadha-wahi Krta H Jis Kam...

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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A Man Is Waiting For Women Mother For Children. Business Man For Customer Farmers For Crops. One Monkey Is Waiting To Read My Sms... Ehe Ehee Hee

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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill

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Aj Dogs Day Hy,...too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy?.isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . . To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai

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No Visits… No Calls.. No Sms’s… No Letters… No Missed Calls.. I’m Worried… Kya Hua Zoo Walon Nay Dobara Pakar Liya Kya?

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Jb Teri Yaad Aati He To Tera Sms Padh Leti Hu,jb Tuje Dekhna Ho To Aankhen Bandh Kar Leti Hu, Jb Teri Aavaj Sunni Ho To Raste Me Kutte Ko, Lat Mar Deti Hu....

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected.. .....because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...

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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi N...

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Close Ur Eyes N Think About Yourself, Ur Face Ur Style Ur Nature Ur Smile Ur Looks Now Open Your Eyes Free Main Horror Film Dikhai Na? Chalo Thanks Bolo;-)

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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6 Truths Of Life:- 1. You Cannot Touch All Of Your Teeth With Your Tongue. 2. All Idiots, After Reading The First Truth, Try It. 3. The First Truth Is A Lie....

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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....

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