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Teacher Student Se: “table Pe Ink Kis Ne Grai Hai?” Is Jumlay Ko Apni Zaban Mai Kis Trha Kaho Ge? . Studnt: “ye Kis Kuttey K Bachy Ne Apni Auqat Dikh...

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Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen .. Aap Ki 2 Tangeen. Ye Baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

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Aapne Dil Churaya Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Nind Churayi Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Hasi Churai Hum Khamos Rehe But It's 2 Much Yar Chappal To Rehne Dete.

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Tumsa Koi Zamin Par Hua To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi, Tumsa Koi Zamin Par Hua To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi, Ek To Jhel Liya Dusra Aaya To Kayamat Hogi....

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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miwhy Do U Think I Sms U Ss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just T...

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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...

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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...

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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...

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U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st, Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd, Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Wen It Rains I M Sure U Must B Very Happy.u Must B Feelin Like 2 Go Out Dance Urslf Sing Songs,splash Water. Right? Wats New? Every Frog Feels D Same. .

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Ek Dog Subah Se Saam Tak Bhonka Rahta Tha. Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bho Bho Bho Haan Bilkul Aise Hi Bhonkta Tha Apke Tarah.--)

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!

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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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Cheese Is Cheese Butter Is Butter If U 4get Me I Will Throw U In *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Close Ur Eyes N Think About Yourself, Ur Face Ur Style Ur Nature Ur Smile Ur Looks Now Open Your Eyes Free Main Horror Film Dikhai Na? Chalo Thanks Bolo;-)

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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4 Roses, Just For You! 1st For Friendship. 2nd For Wealth. 3rd For Happiness. And The Last One.. Kaan Ke Upar Laga Lena, Mast Lagega.

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,

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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.

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Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhaage Hue Langur, Abe Sade Hue Kele Ke Chhilke, Chuse Hue Aam, Circus K Retired Bander, (aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna Feel Hota Hai).

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6 Truths Of Life:- 1. You Cannot Touch All Of Your Teeth With Your Tongue. 2. All Idiots, After Reading The First Truth, Try It. 3. The First Truth Is A Lie....

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...

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I Would Love To Take U To A Romantic Dinner, Sit By The Candellite, Shower U With Flowers And Whisper Those Three Magical Words - Pay The Bill

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Recipe: 1. Take A Bowl Of Grapes. 2. Put Your Hand In It. 3. Stand In Front Of Mirror. The Dish Is Ready. Recipe Name: Langur Ke Haath Mein Angur.ha!h...

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Sir: Bachomy Name Is Khanfilm Dekh Ke Kya Sikhe? Santa: Yahi Ki Ladkiyo Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Paglo Se Bhi Pat Sakti Hai!!

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Khud Ko Kr Le Kanjus Itna Ki Hr Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider Khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche- Sir Ji, R U Sure Msg Bhejna Hai Ya Sending Fail Kr Du..

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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Sometimes, My Mind Asks. Why I Miss You? Why I Care For You? Why I Remember You? Why I Text You? Then My Heart Answered, Mongoloids Need More Care! Hehehe. Now,...

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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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