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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...
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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....
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Forest King Virappan Died Last Week. In His Memory Let Us All Switch Off Our Mobiles For 2 Mins. Plz Forward This To All Local Criminals, As I Did.
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Why Do U Think I Sms U ? Is It Because I Care ? Or I Miwhy Do U Think I Sms U Ss U ? Or I Love U ? Or I Need You ? No ! It's B'coz... I Need A Person For Just T...
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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.
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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.
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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....
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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...
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Dear I Want 2 Ask U 1 Thing. Dis Is My Long Time Qustn Since I Strtd Talkin 2u. Ans Me Sincerely.dnt Get Angry Pls U Look Like Monkey Or Monkey Look Like U;-) S...
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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said-we Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Ur Name. They Said -we Cannot Disturb Our Boss.
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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.
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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...
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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediatel...
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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up
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Husband: Jaan Socha Call Kar Loon, Tum Miss Kar Rahi Ho Gi! Wife: 5 Minute Pehley Jo Larai Hui Thi Wo Kya Tha? Husband:fittay Mounh! Phir Ghar Ka Number Mil G...
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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...
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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...
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High Clas Insult. Girl 2 Boy : Your Hair R Just Like A Grass. Boy : Thats Y I M Thinking That Why A Donkey Is Standing With Me???? B-
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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!
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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...
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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.
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“solid Bezati” Boy To Slim Girl: Apni Body To Dekho Jese Haddiya Hi Haddiya Ho…!¡ Girl : Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rhi Hu K Mere Pas Kutta Kyun Khar...
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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...
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Aapne Dil Churaya Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Nind Churayi Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Hasi Churai Hum Khamos Rehe But It's 2 Much Yar Chappal To Rehne Dete.
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Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhaage Hue Langur, Abe Sade Hue Kele Ke Chhilke, Chuse Hue Aam, Circus K Retired Bander, (aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna Feel Hota Hai).
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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai . . . . To Is Ma?n Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!
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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.
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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?
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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!
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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.
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Jb Teri Yaad Aati He To Tera Sms Padh Leti Hu,jb Tuje Dekhna Ho To Aankhen Bandh Kar Leti Hu, Jb Teri Aavaj Sunni Ho To Raste Me Kutte Ko, Lat Mar Deti Hu....
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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d
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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire
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Teacher: Billy, Stop Making Ugly Faces At Other Students!.. Billy: Why?.. Teacher: Well, When I Was Your Age, I Was Told That If I Kept Making Ugly Faces, My ...
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