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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy.. §unflower Jitna Peela Hy.. Paani Jitna Geela Hy.. Aap Ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->

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A Monkey Came Running To My Room. He Wanted 2 Trouble Evil People. I Suggested Ur Name Oh No, He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Seniors...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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Tarif K Kabiil Hum Kaha, Charcha To Aapki Chalti H, Bhagvan Ka Diya Sab Kuch H Apke Paas Bas Ek Sing Or Punch Ki Kami Khlti H.

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No Visits… No Calls.. No Sms’s… No Letters… No Missed Calls.. I’m Worried… Kya Hua Zoo Walon Nay Dobara Pakar Liya Kya?

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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6 Truths Of Life:- 1. You Cannot Touch All Of Your Teeth With Your Tongue. 2. All Idiots, After Reading The First Truth, Try It. 3. The First Truth Is A Lie....

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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kheta Hai-maa Main Kitna Badsoorat Hoo?ispe Uski Maa Kheti Hai Beta Tu Toh Phir Bhi Tikh Hai Zara Use Dekh Jo Sms Pad Raha Hai.

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Sir: Bachomy Name Is Khanfilm Dekh Ke Kya Sikhe? Santa: Yahi Ki Ladkiyo Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Paglo Se Bhi Pat Sakti Hai!!

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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Teacher Student Se: “table Pe Ink Kis Ne Grai Hai?” Is Jumlay Ko Apni Zaban Mai Kis Trha Kaho Ge? . Studnt: “ye Kis Kuttey K Bachy Ne Apni Auqat Dikh...

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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Yaar Aaj Ka Din Bada Fuddu Hai.... Fuddu Se Yaad Aaya Kaisa Hai Tu..!!

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.? . . K . . Kash Us Din “main Jaldi Sojata”

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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...

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One Day A Monkey Looked Into Mirror & Said, Oh My Ugly Face, Fat Nose And Killed Himself. Promise Me U Will Not Look Into Mirror, Coz I Dont Wanna Loose You!

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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Computer Yug Me Bandro Ne Bahut Taraki Karli Hai, Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bander Hath Me Mobile Pakad Kar Kitne Mast Andaj Se Sms Pad Raha Hai

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fear But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Your Fear. Go Ahead, Take A...

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I Searchd Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate 4 U. But, I Did'nt Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You N Ur Smile... . . . Next Joke Tomorrow At Same Time..

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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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The Only Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It If You Cant Ignore It, Top It If You Cant Top It Laugh At It. If You Cant Laugh At It You Probably Des...

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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open.man Asks: Did U C My Black Merc Parked Inside?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat Tire

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey Donkey ? Monkey Saves This Message Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours

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Press Down If You Think You Are Mad, I Can’t Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case:p

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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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Flowers+butterfly = A Beautiful Scene. Stars+moon = A Romantic Night. Rain+monsoon = A Lovely Weather. U+ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot Aaya....

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