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Height Of Insult!! Boy 2 His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No. Boy: So Why Do U Wear A Bra??...

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Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal Load Sheding Khatam H0 Jae Gi.. ;->

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediatel...

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Boy:y Did Gandhi Ji Have No Hair On His Head? Teacher:its Sign Of Intelligence. Boy:ohh! Now I Am Understand Y Girls Have So Long Hair! .....

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Winter Comes Again And Again. Summer Comes Again And Again, But A Person Like U Never Comes Again And Again Because God Never Makes A Mistake Again And Again.2

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Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi, Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi, Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki, Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi!!

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An Insult...... Boy:- I Like Your Teeth Very Much. Grl (smiled N Said) Oh Really! Why? Boy: Coz Yellow Is My Favourite Color.

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Do U Remembr Ur Childhod? Wen U Went To A Toy Shop Nd Asked Shopkeper- Uncle Hw Much Cost Of Dat Monkey?... Nd Shop Keper Rply- That Is A Mirror My Child....

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Ek Dog Subah Se Saam Tak Bhonka Rahta Tha. Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bhow Bho Bho Bho Haan Bilkul Aise Hi Bhonkta Tha Apke Tarah.--)

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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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I Read A News That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Is Injured. If U R Safe Sms Me.

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Aapne Dil Churaya Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Nind Churayi Hum Khamos Rehe Aapne Hasi Churai Hum Khamos Rehe But It's 2 Much Yar Chappal To Rehne Dete.

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Computer Yug Me Bandro Ne Bahut Taraki Karli Hai, Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bander Hath Me Mobile Pakad Kar Kitne Mast Andaj Se Sms Pad Raha Hai

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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case.!!...

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Yaar Aaj Ka Din Bada Fuddu Hai.... Fuddu Se Yaad Aaya Kaisa Hai Tu..!!

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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Some One.......miss U......needs U.......worry S About U....lonely Without U....guess Who....? Monkey In The Zoo...ha Ha Ha

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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Will Computer Think...?.... 'intel Inside..., 'mental Outside..'

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The Empty Space.

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Close Ur Eyes N Think About Yourself, Ur Face Ur Style Ur Nature Ur Smile Ur Looks Now Open Your Eyes Free Main Horror Film Dikhai Na? Chalo Thanks Bolo;-)

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U Have A Brain Disease. Your Brain Is In 2 Parts, Left And Right. Left Brain Has Nothing Right In It And Right Brain Has Nothing Left In It.

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...

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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up

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I Am Your Girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. Theek Kaha Na ? In Short I Am Your S.i.s.t.e.r. :p Happy April Fools Day...

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon?...

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Rahul Mahajan's Status On Facebook. Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain, Now Give Me Another Wife, That I Can Beat Up Once Again !

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...

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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…

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High Clas Insult. Girl 2 Boy : Your Hair R Just Like A Grass. Boy : Thats Y I M Thinking That Why A Donkey Is Standing With Me???? B-

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