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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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If I'd Had A Face Like Yours, I'd Sue My Parents !

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Sometimes, My Mind Asks. Why I Miss You? Why I Care For You? Why I Remember You? Why I Text You? Then My Heart Answered, Mongoloids Need More Care! Hehehe. Now,...

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Arz Kiya Hai... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Tuhaar Chehraa Moti Samaan... Moti Hamaar Kutte Ka Naam.

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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U R U Ltimate U R L Ovely U R L Ikable U R U Nique In Short …… U R Ullu!!!

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Kya Ankhen Kya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K Aaya Hai Bura Laga? Nhi? Toh Wapas Chad Jao...

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Humko Yun Pagal Banana Chod Do. Bewajh Har Bat Pe Satana Chod Do. Tumhari Khusbu Alag Hi Hoti Hai Yaar. Ab To Vim Bar Sabun Se Nahana Chod Do.

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U R Ultimate U R Lovely U R Likable U R Unique In Short ...... U R Ullu !!!

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!

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Abe Khajur, Zoo Se Bhaage Hue Langur, Abe Sade Hue Kele Ke Chhilke, Chuse Hue Aam, Circus K Retired Bander, (aisa Kisi Ko Na Kehna Feel Hota Hai).

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Great News Dude, I've Found A Local Prostitute Who Charges By The Inch.., Obviously I Can't Afford Her, ...but I Thought It Might Be A Cheap Night Out For You!

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi N...

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Aaj International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day Hai, So Ye Msg Unko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Me Smart Hai. . Imandari Se Bhejna . Meri Tarah Mazak Mat Kar...

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Close Ur Eyes N Think About Yourself, Ur Face Ur Style Ur Nature Ur Smile Ur Looks Now Open Your Eyes Free Main Horror Film Dikhai Na? Chalo Thanks Bolo;-)

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When Somebody Who Is Deeply In Love With You Tells That You Are Cute, Beautiful, & Angelic, I Agree. That’s True, Believe Me, I Swear Because Love Is De...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Solid Beztiiiii... Girl Friend - Januu Ek Baat Kahu... . . . . . . . Boy Friend - Nahiiiiii.... Or Thora Durrr Ho Kr Beth !!!

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Aj Dogs Day Hy, . . . Too Samjh Gaya Na Me Ne Tujhe Q Msg Kia Hy? Isi Liay To Me Kehta Hun, Mere Dost K Pas Kutta Dimag Hy Ishare Me Smjh Jata Hy...

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke...“you Are So Beautiful...

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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A Man Is Waiting For Women Mother For Children. Business Man For Customer Farmers For Crops. One Monkey Is Waiting To Read My Sms... Ehe Ehee Hee

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Socha Tumhe Chaand Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Daag Hai, Socha Tumhe Sooraj Kahu… Par Usame Bhi Aag Hai, Phir Socha Tumhe Bandar Kahu… Par… Usame Bhi Dimaa...

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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!

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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...

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Do U Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out, Then People Started Shouting ‘twins Twins’

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Baba Ke Dharshan Karlo Kya Hua, Dharshan Nahi Hue Kyuki Gadho Ko Ye Dikhaye Nahi Dhete

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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Good News! Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Call...

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Sleeping Duration For Women 5 Hrs For Men 6 Hrs For Children 7 Hrs For Monkey 8 Hrs Hello My Dear U R 8 Hrs Is Over Get Up

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High Clas Insult. Girl 2 Boy : Your Hair R Just Like A Grass. Boy : Thats Y I M Thinking That Why A Donkey Is Standing With Me???? B-

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Ultimate Insult.. I Love Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!!:d

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror… 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth….

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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Kya Apke Seeng Hai? Kya Hua Nahi Hai Don't Disappoint Koi Baat Nahi.dil Chhota Mat Karo... Kisi Bhi Gadhe Ke Nahi Hote Ha..ha..ha.

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