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Aap Mujhe Itna Pasand Ho Jaise - Ullu Ko Raat Dentist Ko Daant Gadahe Ko Laat Garib Ko Gaddi Kutte Ko Haddi Aur Nange Ko Chaddi. Haso Mat. Pasan...

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U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st, Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd, Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....

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Kfc New Prices Piza@rs.200 Chicken@rs.150 Burger@rs.100 Pepsi@rs.50 Lakin Ap Phir B Kuch Kha Nhi Sakte Q K Ap K Pas Tou Sms K Liye B Paisy Nhi Hote.

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew, An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign, A Winner Uses His Thumb 2 Show Victory, But A Monkey Is Using His Thumb 2 Read This Sms

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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Life's Like A Movie! If U R Sad- Drama, If U R Afraid- Suspense, If U R Angry- Action, If U Look In Mirror- Comedy!.. Now U R Smiling! That's- Horror!! ;-...

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Aaj International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day Hai, So Ye Msg Unko Bhejo Jo Apki Nazar Me Smart Hai. . Imandari Se Bhejna . Meri Tarah Mazak Mat Kar...

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Today I Saw A Person Looking Exacly Like You. I Accidently Called Ur Name. But That Person Therw Away The Banana And Jumped On Another Tree. R U Twins ????...

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Jis Waqt Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga, Ek Saroor Sa Uske Dil Pe Chaya Hoga... Pehle Socha Hoga Tujhe Jannat Mein Rakh Lun.. Phir Usse Zoo Ka Khayal Aaya Hoga...

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Tumhari Aankhe Chanda K Saman,tumhara Chehra Chanda K Saman,tumhare Nak Bal Kan Sab Chanda K Saman,kyoki Chanda Hai Mere Bhaish Ka Naam....

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The Only Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It If You Cant Ignore It, Top It If You Cant Top It Laugh At It. If You Cant Laugh At It You Probably Des...

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I Love Your Smile Ultimate Insult.. I Iove Your Smile Becoz.. . . . . . . My Favorite Colour Is Yellow!! :d...

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No Visits... No Calls.. No Sms's... No Letters... No Missed Calls.. I'm Worried... Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya?

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Touch Ur Heart, U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Ur Heartbeat.. Touch Ur Head, . . . . U Will Feel The Rhythm Of Empty Pot.. Tin…tin..-(:-d

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Cheese Is Cheese Butter Is Butter If U 4get Me I Will Throw U In *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Do U Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out, Then People Started Shouting ‘twins Twins’

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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Yaar Aaj Ka Din Bada Fuddu Hai.... Fuddu Se Yaad Aaya Kaisa Hai Tu..!!

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Read Each Word Reversely: A’ Suomaf Rotcod Dlot Em Taht Ylno Latnem Stneitap Evah Eht Tnelat Ot Daer $m$ Revenehw Sti Nettirw ‘…ylesrev...

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Press Down If You Think You Are Mad, I Can’t Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case:p

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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy.. §unflower Jitna Peela Hy.. Paani Jitna Geela Hy.. Aap Ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->

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Taste Dis Sms Did U Feel Da Taste Of Ginger? No? Sure? Well..... Bandar Kya Jaane Adrak Ka Swaad!!

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Dear I Want 2 Ask U 1 Thing. Dis Is My Long Time Qustn Since I Strtd Talkin 2u. Ans Me Sincerely.dnt Get Angry Pls U Look Like Monkey Or Monkey Look Like U;-) S...

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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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Height Of Insult!! Boy 2 His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No. Boy: So Why Do U Wear A Bra??...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Aap Aise Don Ho Jiske Paas Har Taale Ki Chabi Hai... Boleto??? Don+key= Donkey

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...

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Khud Ko Kr Le Kanjus Itna Ki Hr Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Provider Khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche- Sir Ji, R U Sure Msg Bhejna Hai Ya Sending Fail Kr Du..

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Haridwar Main Baba Ka Mela Laga Hua Hain Prasad Main Kambal Bate Ja Rahe Hain. Kisi Our Ko Mat Batana Ye Sms Sirf Selected Bhikariyo Ko Bheja Ja Raha Hain.

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Height Of Insult: A Boy Msgd Hos Aieee Rank To His Frnd.. Frnd's Reply: Oye Tune Naya Number Kab Liya?? :d

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Boy:y Did Gandhi Ji Have No Hair On His Head? Teacher:its Sign Of Intelligence. Boy:ohh! Now I Am Understand Y Girls Have So Long Hair! .....

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Kabhi Hausla Bhi Aazmana Chahiye, Bure Waqt Me Muskurana Chahiye... Jab 7ve Din Mein Khujli Ho To 8ve Din Nahaa Lena Chahiye..

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