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Think U R Sitting In Front Of Computer, What Will Computer Think...?.... 'intel Inside..., 'mental Outside..'

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Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy K Is Saal Load Sheding Khatam H0 Jae Gi.. ;->

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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A Child Uses Its Thumb 2 Chew, An Illiterate Uses His Thumb 2 Sign, A Winner Uses His Thumb 2 Show Victory, But A Monkey Is Using His Thumb 2 Read This Sms

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Ring Me! I Will Tell You! Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental...

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected.. .....because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Jali Ko Rakh Kehta Hain Buji Ko Aag Kehte Hai Jis Chis Ki Aap Me Kami Hain Use Dimaag Kehte Hain

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I Love All The Stars Shining In The Sky, But They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones Around Your Head..ha!ha!ha!

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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It.

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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Boyfriend Talking To His Girlfriend. Bf: Baby If You Have No Feet Will You Wear Slippers? Gf: No Bf: If You Have No Fingers Will You Wear A Ring? Gf: No, Wh...

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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...

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Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ Lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz Inn Main Say Koi Bhi Lay Lo But Aaj Naha Lo…plz…

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Sweet In Your Speech...... Purity In Your Heart ....... Peace In Your Eyes ....... Strength In Your Hands .... But Why Clay In Your Head?

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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy.. §unflower Jitna Peela Hy.. Paani Jitna Geela Hy.. Aap Ka §crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..;->

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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Bhuto Sa Chehra Tera Chudeel Si Muskan Hai Rang Tera Dekh Ke… Rup Tera Dekh Ke Kutte Bhi Hairan Hai

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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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A Man Is Waiting For Women Mother For Children. Business Man For Customer Farmers For Crops. One Monkey Is Waiting To Read My Sms... Ehe Ehee Hee

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey Haila...! U 2

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Rose Is Laal, Sky Is Neela & Your Mind Is Khali Pateela. Sorry Bura Lga Kya? Coffee Is Hot, Water Is Cool, I'm Smart & You're Fool. Lo Or Bura Maan Lo....

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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...

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Solid Insultgirl To Slim Boy:apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy....

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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.

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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai, Zara Time Nikaal Ke Aayiye To. Ek Chuha Marwana Hai. Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,

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Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain Simple Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The Empty Space.

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U R Very Special To Me. I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U. I Always Pray That U Should B Safe. So Plz B Careful Whenever U Jump From Tree To Tree...

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4 Roses, Just For You! 1st For Friendship. 2nd For Wealth. 3rd For Happiness. And The Last One.. Kaan Ke Upar Laga Lena, Mast Lagega.

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Aaj Kal Tum Mushkurati Bahut Ho, Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho, Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaaun Tumhen Dinner Pe, Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho!

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected & Only You Were Selected. . . . . . . Because I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement.

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Height Of Insult: A Boy Msgd Hos Aieee Rank To His Frnd.. Frnd's Reply: Oye Tune Naya Number Kab Liya?? :d

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Do U Remember The Day We Travelled In A Car? I Put My Dog Out Of The Window, U Put Ur Face Out, Then People Started Shouting ‘twins Twins’

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Do U Remembr Ur Childhod? Wen U Went To A Toy Shop Nd Asked Shopkeper- Uncle Hw Much Cost Of Dat Monkey?... Nd Shop Keper Rply- That Is A Mirror My Child....

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said-we Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Ur Name. They Said -we Cannot Disturb Our Boss.

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One Day A Monkey Looked Into Mirror & Said, Oh My Ugly Face, Fat Nose And Killed Himself. Promise Me U Will Not Look Into Mirror, Coz I Dont Wanna Loose You!

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Baba Ke Dharshan Karlo Kya Hua, Dharshan Nahi Hue Kyuki Gadho Ko Ye Dikhaye Nahi Dhete

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