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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Don't Wait Until Its Too Late To Tell Someone How Much You Love, How Much You Care, B/c When They're Gone, No Matter How Loud You Shout Cry, They Want Hear You...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Light House It Doesnt Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention When You Are Lost It Simply Stands Tall And Shines...

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Life Is Beautiful.life Is Short. One Day- One Hour- One Min- It's Not Come Again.so Plz -avoid Fight -avoid Angry -spread Your Smile!...

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Cutest Proposal A Boy Rings D Door-bell Of A Girls Home. Asks , Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again....

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Girl To Boy: See Your Hair,look Like A Grass. Boy To Girl: Ohh.... I Was Thinking, Why A Buffalo Standing Here.

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Respect Those Friends Who Fined Time For You In Their Timetable,, But Love Those Who Dont Consult Their Timetable When U Need Them...

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4 All My Dear Friends!!! The World Is Round, We Will Meet Again..... When We Will Meet Again, I Will Ask You How Are You? Hope You Will Not Ask Who Are You?...

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill . . . . So, Please Dont Look At Me . . . . I Dont Wanna See You Die.!...

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A Rose Say I Miss You.... A Smile Say I Like You.... A Ring Say I Help You.... But My Small Sms Say I Cant Forget You.......

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Sms Not Only Mean S- Short M- Messaging S- Service It Also Means S- Some M- Moment S- Shared With You So, Sms Ur Friends Daily And Enjoy Life ???4...

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Straight Insult: Husband:what Rubbish Food You've Made .just Like Cow Dung,:-o Wife: Oh God! This Man Had Tasted Everthing.'!!

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The Word Hello Means: H=how Are You E=evrything Alright L=like 2 Hear From You! L=love 2 See You Soon O=obviously I Miss You..so, Hello

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If U R Stressed, You'll Get Pimples.. If U Cry,u'll Get Wrinkles.. So, Y Don't U Smile Get Dimples?

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'one Day A Man Inserted An Advertisement In The Local Classifieds: Wife Wanted. Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: You C...

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Live Well, Laugh Often, And Love With All Of Your Heart!

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Boy-can I Touch Your Software Girl-frist Show Me Your Hardware Boy-should I Install It In Your System Girl-cover It With Antivirus And Then Install....

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Sorry, . . . . . Don't Get Confused, Aray Baba Sorry Means S Some O One Is, R Really R Remember Y You...

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If 1000 People Miss U.. I'm First One Of Them,, If Only One Misses U.. That Must Be Me !,, If Nobody Misses U.. Be Sure That I'm Dead !...

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People Say Friends Are Made In Heaven And They Come In Our Life. But I Made Friends Like U In This World And Made My Life Heaven.........

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When Emotions Play Their Role Heart Cries.. When Heart Cries It Does Not Make Any Sound And The Person Who Listens To The Mute Sound Is Called Friend....

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Single Candle Can Illuminate An Entire Room A True Friend Lights Up An Entire Life Thank U 4 Bringing This Light Of Friendshp In My Life Happy Friendship Day...

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Congratulations! You Have Won A Huge Place In My Heart. You Must Come And Take It Or You Will Never Be Happy.

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Evry Day I Wake Up N Think Of U Wat Was Life Vthout U N How Pleasent Is Now Now I Feel,evrythng Is Alive,whole World Is Beautiful Gud Mrg

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Two People Can't Wish To Be Frends Long If They Can't Manage To Forgive Each Other's Minor Failings.

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Love Is A Small Coin Life Is A Big Coin Wife Is Alucky Coin Lover Is A Sweet Coin But Friendship Is A Gold Coin Keep It Safe....

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When Love Fails,emotions Work.... When Emotions Fails,memories Work. When Memories Fails Words Work... When Everything Fails, Talk To Ur Best Friend,it Really W...

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz . . . . From This 1 Is Missing . . . . . Trying To Read It Again There Is No 1 In Alphabets...

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A Very True Msg: ''the Taste Of Water Can Be Enjoyed Only When We Are Thirsty'' Same Way: The Care Of True Person Will Be Known Only When V R Alone

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Wife: Honey...what Are U Looking For? Husband:nothing.. Wife:nothing...?u've Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour??? Husband: Was Just Looking For...

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Stars Has 5 Ends Square Has 4 Ends Trinagle Has 3 Ends Line Has 2 Ends But Circle Of Our Friendship Has No End... .

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Always Be Like A Baby! Because The Baby Does Not Know About Its Past As Well As Its Future.. But It Enjoys Every Second Of Its Life.

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Cls Room Is Just Lke A Train.1st 2 Benches R Reserved Coaches. Middle 3 Benches R Genral Compartment Last 2 Benches R Vip Sleeper Coaches.

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Three Things In Life Never Come Back Words Opportunity Time Three Things In Life Are Never Sure Dreams Success Fortune Three Things In Life That Make You A Gr...

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A Little Kid:my Mummy Said If You Don't Stop Bullying Me Then She's Going To Kick Your A*s!! Other Little Kid:well Tell Your Mummy To Bring It On! Mum Flys T...

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Care For The 1 Who Shares With U, Share With The 1 Who Knows U, Know The 1 Who Misses U, Miss The 1 Who Well Wishes 4 U, Wish U All The Best...

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Life Has Made Me Realized That What Is Valuable Is Not What I Have In My Life But Who I Have In My Life So Thanks U Being A Part Of It

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In Our Friendship, You Happy Me Too Happy, You Sad Me Too Sad, You Laugh, Me Too Laugh, You Cry Me Too Cry And 1 Day If I Die Will You Cry?...

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Sweet Persons Talk From Telenor. Lovers Talk From Ufone. Beauties Talk From Jazz. Legends Talk From Warid. But Brilliants Never Talk. They Send Sms.....

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Girl: Excuse Me Brother Thats My Seat. Boy: Ok But I'm Not Ur Brother My Father Never Touched Your Mom Girl: True,but My Father Did Moral: Dont B Ove...

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