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Worried Mom Gives Her Daughter Pack Of C*nd*ms B4 A Hot Date.. Gal Laughs N Hugs Her Mother?' 'time Has Changed Mom..? I'm Dating Tina.'' Give Me Carrots.-)...

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Wat It Do ? Ballen ! Lowrider

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Height Of Coolness: Finishing The Paper,coming Out Of D Exam Hall,having A Coldrink Asking Ur Friend:.. Dude,which Paper Was It..!!

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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**a Friend Is Someone Who Understands Your Past, Believes In Your Future, And Accepts You Just The Way You Are.**

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Many People Say That I'm Stone Hearted But Things Written On Stone Will Stay Forever Like Ur Name In My Heart As My Sweet Friend.

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Don't Wait Until Its Too Late To Tell Someone How Much You Love, How Much You Care, B/c When They're Gone, No Matter How Loud You Shout Cry, They Want Hear You...

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Girl To Boy: See Your Hair,look Like A Grass. Boy To Girl: Ohh.... I Was Thinking, Why A Buffalo Standing Here.

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In Our Friendship, You Happy Me Too Happy, You Sad Me Too Sad, You Laugh, Me Too Laugh, You Cry Me Too Cry And 1 Day If I Die Will You Cry?...

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If U See Some One Without A Smile, Give Him One Of Yours, Because U R Among A Few Good People Who Can Shine Others Lives By Just Walking With Him A Few Miles......

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I M Going To Give Fresh Flowers 4 U 4 Ur Loving Thoughts And Prayers To Make U Lighter Brighter.......

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Angle To Girl You Time Is Over, Grl: Is There Any Way To Escape? Agnle Yes If You Kiss The One Who Is Reading Dis Msg. Grl: Aaaaaa Thoo, Lets Go... :-)...

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I Miss You Everytime I Go To Sleep I Dream Of You, It Feels Like Heaven I Feel You Everytime You Go Away I Think Of You, It Seems Like Dying

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Stars Has 5 Ends Square Has 4 Ends Trinagle Has 3 Ends Line Has 2 Ends But Circle Of Our Friendship Has No End... .

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Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying.. When A Person Askied What He Was Doing.. He Replied.. Oye! Higher Studies Yaar

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Usually I Send Sms To People Who Are Either Very Good,very Close Very Special,but In Your Case I M Making An Exception B/c U Are All The Three!!!!

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz . . . . From This 1 Is Missing . . . . . Trying To Read It Again There Is No 1 In Alphabets...

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What Is Laziness: Its A Talent Of Taking Rest Before U Get Tired.. Cuz Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. Be Lazy Go Crazy... !

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Being A Friend Is Not Just Sharing A Joke, A Conversation, A Cup Of Coffee Or A Funny Story. It Means Sharing An Honest And True Part Of Yourself. ..

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Laugh, Joke Is Not Over, U R Standing In Front Of Fridge, What Fridge Will Think, Do U Know???????? Cool Inside, Fool Outside Now Laugh!!!...

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Every Relation Is Beautiful But Real Love Is Most Beautiful, Every Light Is Good But Sunlight Is Most Good Every Frnd Is Sweet Bt U R So Sweet........

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Boy - If You Have Not Hand You Wear Gloves? Girl - No Never.. Boy - So Why Do You Wear A Bra?????

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I Made A List Of Special People In My Life With Pencil But Wen I Came To Ur Name I Used Permanent Marker Bcoz I Decided 2 Keep U Forever As My Friend.....

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Do Not Save Your Loving Speeches For Your Friends Till They Are Dead Do Not Write Them On Their Tombstones, Speak Them Rather Now Instead.

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If U Say.. 'nobody' Likes U! 'nobody' Fights 4 U! 'nobody' Cares 4 U! 'nobody' Even Miss U! Den My Dear, I'll Change My Name To 'nobody'...

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Classroom Is Just Like A Train 1st 3 Benches Are Vip Executive Coach, Middle 3 Benches Are General Compartments D Last 3 Benches R Sleeper Coach....

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I Am The Best I Can Prove I Can See The Tea In Tea Cup Can You See The World In World Cup? I Can Paste My Passport Size Photo In A Passport Can You Paste You...

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Frndship Is Not A Fassion Selection Collection Calculation Generation Realisation Celebrataion Imagination Its Only Foundation Of 2 He...

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'love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. - - - - - People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p'...

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Laziness Is The Mother Of All Habit... But Ultimately She Is The Mother And We Should Respect It. Isn't It?

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Doctor's Prescription 4 U. A Cute Little Smile 4 Breakfast. More Laughs 4 Lunch. Lots Of Happiness 4 Dinner. Doctor's Fee? An Sms When U R Free.....

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Dairy Milk's Full Form D- Darling A- Always I- I R - Remember Y- You M- Meet I- Immediately 4 A L- Lovely K-kiss For That Girls Always Want Dairy Milk...

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Hey Honey, We Have Been 2 Gether A While Now And 2 Nite I Think Its Time For U To.... Ride It, Turn The Lights Down Lown, Baby Let Me Feel U Ride It, From Head...

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The Loveliest Day Comes When U Wakeup Each Day Find Out That Luv Still Colours Ur World Through Friends, Who Truly Care Never Fail To Remember.

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A Husband Stung Bye Bee.. On His Panes.. And Its Become Swollen,. His Wife Prayed On God May U Remove Of The Pain And Leave The Size Hehehe...

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Always Be Like A Baby! Because The Baby Does Not Know About Its Past As Well As Its Future.. But It Enjoys Every Second Of Its Life.

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Friendship Is A Silent Gift Of Nature.. More Old .. More Strong.. More Deep.. More Clear.. More Close.. More Warm.. Less Words.. More Understanding.......

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It Feels Nice When Some1 Misses U, Feels Good When Some1 Loves U. Feels Better When Some1's With U. But It Feels The Best When Some1 Never 4gets U............

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Boy May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks But Marks May Help U To Get Lot Of Boys So Love Ur Studies, Not Boys )

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To Live A Life I Need Heartbeat, 2 Have Heartbeat I Need A Heart, 2 Have Heart I Need Happiness, To Have Happiness I Need A Friend, And 4 A Friend I Need U.alwa...

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