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New Style Of Prposing: . Boy:can I Take Ur Photo? . Girl:why? . Boy:i Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Their Mom Looked In Her Young Age.....

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into A Dark Room, Locked The Door, Put Off The Light, Pulled Her To The Bed, Dragged Her Into The Blanket, And Said, Howz Ma New Radiu...

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Press Down......down More......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost There......yeah......oh S**t......harder......so Good! Yeah, That's Textual ...

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Every Indian Women Is Rani Kaxmi Bai In Her Life. Rani - Before Marriage. Laxmi - After Marriage. Bai - After Children.

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement So Make S*x A Daily Habit, U'll Always Be Smiling!...

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Star + Moon = Romantic Night Birds + Sky = Lovely Day Dreams + Love = Beautiful World But U + Ur Sweet Smile = Haiwan Jaag Utha!...

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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1 Day There Was This N***d Man & Elephant, The Elephant Looks At D N***d Man For A Few Seconds, Ask D N***d Man, How Can You Breath Through That Little Thing?

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Their Are Moments In Life When You Really Miss Someone. And You Wish You Could Just Pluck Them From Your Dreams......

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Wat Girls Wear Under Her Pants . . . . . .think . . . Ans: She Wear Sandle! I Ask Under Not Inside:- Dirty Mind...

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Warning ! ! ! This Is A Virus . . . When You Turn Your Phone Off It Won't Work Again

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