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Husband To A Newly Wed Wife.i Could Go To The End Of The Worldfor U,, Wife Thanks, But Promise Me U Will Stay There.

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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I...

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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know... Night.

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Advice 4 Lyf Life Is Too Short..:) So Plz Don't Waste Ur Time In Removing Pendrive Safely..;) Aise Hi Khinch Liya K...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar: Next Is Urine Test Share...

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Girl Setting Password With Boy-friend Sitting Beside Her She Types “brain” As Password Boy-friend Fell Off His Chair Laughing Bcoz Laptop Replied: Too Sm...

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For Her: Ur Words R My Food, Ur Breath My Wine, U'r Everything To Me.... Bcos... I Love U...

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Q: Why Do Blondes Love Lightning? A: They Reckon Somebody Is Taking Their Photo.

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours.

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World's Smallest Leave Letter: Respected Sir, Tomorrow I Wont Come To Class, Do Whatever U Can. Thanking You.

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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Sampoo K Add Me Baal Dikhate Hai, Colgate K Add Me Daant Dikhate Hai, Toh Whisper K Add Me Humare Saath Dhokha Kyu? Jaago Grahak Jaago...;)

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Mummy, Mummy, Are Little Birds Made Of Metal? Of Course Not, Darling, Why Do You Think That? I Just Heard Dad Say Hed Like To Screw The A**e Off The Bird Nex...

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Help: Cops Are After A Suspect Who Smart, Witty, S**y And Good Lookin...so Where You Gonna Hide Me?

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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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A Man Asked God What's The Difference B/w Your Love And Human Love God Replied: A Bird In The Sky Is My Love... A Bird In The Cage Is Your Love...

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When There Is A Long Gap B/w Engagement And Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited?? Boy..? No...! Girl..? No...! . . . Its The Mobile Company...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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1 Admi Ki 6 Unglya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kehte The, Btao Kyo.? . Socho . Qki Radhe Shyam Hi Uska Naam Tha,;) Har Jagah Faltu Dimag Nahi Lgana ...

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A Small 2 Seater Plane Was Crashed In Graveyard. A Sardar Was Investigation Officer. In Report He Said: 500 Dead Bodies Are Found And Digging For Rest....

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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89 Percentage Of Teachers Are Suffering From Throat Cancer. So Please Cut The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. . . . .

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One ...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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God Asked Me What Do You Want A Million Dollar, Or A True Friend??like The One Reading Msg... I Said Million Dollar!! Be Practical Yaar! Mil Ke Udayenge Na!!!...

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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7-8 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kia Mujhe Lekin Ab Tum Mujhe Or Dur Nhi Rkh Sakte Aaj Nhi To Kal Tm Mujhe Jarur Apnaoge Wid Luv Tumhra Purana Sweater Happy Winter...

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead We...

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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.

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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...

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Two Lawyers Were Walking Down Rodeo Drive, And Saw A Beautiful Model Walking Towards Them. What A Babe, One Said, I'd Sure Like To Fu*k Her! Really? The Other...

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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Gal-if My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Is Dinner. Wat Will U Lyk 2 Have? Boy-i Am On Diet. I Will Only Have Snacks In Between Lunch And Dinner!! :-...

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If U Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks And The Sings Of Skin Ageing, Then Try . . . . . . . . . . . . Adobe Photoshop...

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes ............ . . . . .... . . . Now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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