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We Spend Our Whole Life In Buying New Clothes, But The Best Time We Enjoy Are Without Clothes...:-)

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A Girl Loved A Boy Sincerely, Truly More Than Her Own Life...! For More Jokes, Recharge Rs.30/month. . .conditions Apply!

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...

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Whn U Were Born... The Clouds Parted... Sun Shined And God Appeared In Front Of All People N Said.. Sorry For The Mistake Kindly Adjust.......

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Do Not Stand Too Much In Front Of Mirror. Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love With You, . . Because . . You Are So Cute And Dashing... . . . . . . . . For More Jo...

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A Boy Called Fm Radio Said: I Have Found A Purse With 15 Thousand Rupees,a Credit Card An I.d Card Of Ms.ramya,no.13 Halls Rd, Chennai. Rj: How Honest Sir...

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When U Fall 4m Great Height,trust Me I'll Always B Der 2 Catch U..... /o/ () !! O__ ()-- !! O () !! ---o 0ops! Once More Plz.........

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Peter Found His Wife Na*ed On Bed, Shouting Heart Attack While He Went To Call Ambulance,little Tim Said,uncle Tom Is Hiding Na*ed Under Bed. Peter Found Tom Na...

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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You Bring A Mobile Charger To Your Friend And ...hold The Wire In Two Hands Ask Him - What You Are Holding. -- He Will Reply - Wire.and Now ..remove The Wire I...

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Dear Teacher, You Control My Grades, How I Talk, And My Clothes? You Went To Far Trying To Control My Bladder. Signed, Students.

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Friendship Isn't How U Forget But How U Forgive,not How U Listen But How U Understand,not What U See But How U Feel,and Not How U Let Go But How U Hold On!!!

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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If You Really Want To Know The Meaning Of Life? Then Then Look In The Dictionary .!

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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missing The Joker!!

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Principal Pappu Se: India Ka Jhanda Sbse Pehle Kaha Lgaya Gya? Pappu (kaafi Sochne K Baad): Dande Par. Lol. . Moral- Pappu Itna V Bevkuf Nhi He..

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everythin...

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Once A Girl Askd A Boy-y We Have Units To Measure Weight, Force,speed, Distnce Etc Bt Nothin To Measure Luv,trust, Frndshp.y? Boy Thought For A While, Took Her ...

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Hitler : There Is No Word Like Impossible In My Dictionary..! Sardar: What Is The Use In Saying It Now. You Should Have Checked The Dictionary When You Boug...

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Touch It Gently... Put Ur Finger Inside.. If Da Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers.. Rub It Up Down Gently....... That's The Right Way Of Washing The Glass!!!

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!

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Teacher: What Is Your Name? Student: Mera Naam Suraj Prakash Hai. Teacher: When I Ask A Question In English, Answer It In English. Student: My Name Is Sunlig...

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Is This What U Call Love?? U Kiss Me,u Hug Me..??? Dont U Feel Guilty To Your Parents?? How Dare U Do This To Me... I Never Thought Tht U Do This To Me.. Oh My...

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Question: Ms America, How Do You Describe A Male Organ In Your Country? Ms America: Well, I Can Say That Male Organs In America Are Like Gentlemen. Question: Ho...

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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I Want To Kiss Ur Lips I Want To Play With Ur Teeth I Want To Teaste Ur Tounge Hey ! Dont Get Angry Fren I M Toothpaste Happy Valentine Dear...

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...

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Q: When Do You Know You're Really Lonely? A: Your Own Tongue Starts To Feel Good In Your Mouth.

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Women's Nature As Per Bra Size.. 3o=innocent 32=calm 34=defensive 36=se.xy 38=hot 4o=aggressive 42=out Of Control 44=neighbour's Pride, Owner Cries.....

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The Most Active Person In The World -one Who Invented Alarm. The Most Lazy Person In The World -one Who Invented Snooze In Alarm.. -

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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...

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Let Me Guess What U R Doing Reading Book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching Tv?g Nah! Caught U! Missing Me And Reading My Sms Na.!! Oh Now U R Smiling...

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China Cricket Kyu Nhi Khelta?? . Qki Technical Problem Hai Sab K Face 1 Jaise Hote Hai Jo Out Ho Jaye Woh Muh Dho K Phir Se A Sakta H.

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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That We Cannot Include In Our Cv Despite Of Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Refferences.. )...

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Teacher :name The Animal Which Live In Water & Land Student :simple 'frog' Teacher :now Name Such 4 Animal Student :simple Frog's Mother,frog's Father,frog S...

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He Took Me From A Bar He Took Me In His Car He Took My Top Off He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine!...

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