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Q: What's The Definition Of Indefinitely? A: When Your Balls Are Slapping Up Against Her A*s, You Are In.....definitely.
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Trying To Get A Drunk Girl To Finish Is Like Trying To Take A Drunk Girl Home When She Can't Remember Where She Lives. She's Like, 'that's Not It, That's Not It...
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Rajni Slam Book:- Name:rajnikant(name To Suna Hoga) Hobby:playing With Tigers And Lions My Record:faught With Elephant And Broke Its Neck,jumped Over A Giraffe ...
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HOBBY:Playing with tigers and lions
My record:Faught with elephant and broke its neck,Jumped over a giraffe in long jump compition
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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...
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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......
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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.
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Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner : What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans: Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage System.....
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In Mahabharata, Krishna: Dear Arjuna,,whom Do U Want?..my Akshohini Sena? Or Me? Arjuna: Neither..i Have Rajinikant
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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...
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3 Kinds Of Men In The World: Some Remain Single Make Wonders Happen. Some Maintain Girlfriends See Wonders Happen. Other Get Married Wonder What Happened....
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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...
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What Did One Cannibal Say To The Other Cannibal When They Were Eating A Clown? Does This Taste Funny To You?
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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....
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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100 Gorgeous Babe !...
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I Saw U On Road Today. ... U Were Lukin So Fine, ... Ur Face So Divine, ... Ur Walk So Perfect. ... My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: ... Who Let The D...
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A Boy Pulled A Gal In2 A Room,lockd D Door,put Off D Lite,pulled Her On D Bed,dragged Her In2 D Blanket N Said: Look My New Lighting Of Radium Watch.
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An Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. There Was Alcohol On His Breath And Lipstick On His Collar. I Assume That There Is A Very Good Reason For You To Come...
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Mummy, Mummy, I Have Discovered How Babies Are Made!!!! I Saw Daddy Put His W***y In Your Mouth Last Night. No, Thats Not Right, Replied Mummy, Thats How I Ge...
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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...
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Husband Says When I'm Gone You'll Never Find Another Man Like Me. Wife Replied What Makes You Think I'd Want Another Man Like You!
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Always Keep Ur Picture In Ur Pocket.. U Know Why? Whenever U'll Face Any Problem Just See Ur Picture And Say 3 Times, If I Can Face This, I Can Face Anything......
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Boy Asks A Girl: How Much Calcium Is There In Woman's B*****s? Girl: I Don't Know But It Has Enough Calcium To Help A Man's Boneless Thing Stand Up!....
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Salesman:this Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50. Santa:that Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them:p
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Child Donkey: Mummy Mai Kis Ke Saath Khelu, Sabhi Donkey Kam Me Vyast Hai.mother Donkey: Thodi Der Ruk Beta Uncle Abhi Sms Padh Kar Free Ho Jayenge....
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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..
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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And What's There In Between Your Legs? . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!...
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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!
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You Want Date Tomorrow?! (edit Date Tomorrow), There, That's The Date Tomorrow! How About The Date On The Other, You Want?!...
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Girl 2 Doctor : I Have Got A Bad Discharge,, Doctor : Drop Your Pant*y..he Finger Her For 20 Mint. And Say ..how Does It Feel ??? Girl : Nice ...but The Disch...
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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...
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News Headline:- Shop Keepers Across The Country Have Refused To Sell Amul Macho Range Of Undergarments. Reason Sighted Was That Buyers Used To Curse The Shop Ow...
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Appu: Would You Like Me To Help You With Your Homework. Pappu: No Thanks, I Can Get It Wrong By Myself.
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A Man Wanted 2 Get Married!he Had A Choice Of 3 Women!1st Woz A Rich Docter,2nd Woz A Poor Cleaner 3rd Woz A Prostitute!who Did He Pick?the 1 Wid Big T**s!
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Two Men Were Sitting At The Bar Talking Over Past Times... One Said To The Other, I Will Never Forget The Day I Turned To The Bottle As A Substitute For Wome...
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Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Tujhe Aai Ho Bade Zor Se Susu, Aur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile !
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The Longest Five Minutes In The World Are The Last Five Minutes Of A Lecture, While The Shortest Five Minutes Are The Last Five Minutes Of An Exam...
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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.
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