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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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***newsflash*** Tell All Your Female Friends That I Can Get 100 Tampons For 1 ... No Strings Attached ...but For A Limited Period Only! ...a Bloody Good Deal!...

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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What Did The Paper Clip Say To The Magnet? . . . . . . . I Find You Very Attractive.

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Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue . . . . . . . Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue . . . . . Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue..... . . . Tu Kiti Pan Khali Ja Tari..... . . Rose Is Red, Sk...

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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Butter! Butter Who? Butter Open Quick, I Have To Go To The Bathroom!

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3 Kinds Of Men In The World: Some Remain Single Make Wonders Happen. Some Maintain Girlfriends See Wonders Happen. Other Get Married Wonder What Happened....

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Manager You R Appointed And Your Salary Is 10,000 Next Year It Will Be 20,000! Sardar: Ok I Will Join Next Year!

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A 50 Years Old Man Asked The Trainer In Gym: I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls, Which Machine Should I Use? Trainer: Sir! In This Age Use The Atm Machine. :d...

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Indian Gal Maried A Spanish Went 2 Spain She Dint Knw Spanish.if She Wntd 2 Buy Leg Piece Of Chiken She Wud Lift Hr Skirt N Sho Her Leg.dis Went 4 Smtym 1 Day S...

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Some Great **** Sayings... U Make Me Wet & Put Me In Ur Mouth Everyday -tootbrush. And The Most Killer One U Cannot Njoy Me Unless U Spread Me -butter..:-p...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One ...

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A Girl Went Into A Doctors Office With A Strawberry Up Her A*s, The Doctor Said I've Got Some Cream For That.

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Father Went To School For Getting Report Of His Son. Father: Madam When Will You Give Me Report? Teacher: After The Periods.

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar: Next Is Urine Test Share...

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I Saw U On Road Today. ... U Were Lukin So Fine, ... Ur Face So Divine, ... Ur Walk So Perfect. ... My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: ... Who Let The D...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Playing Cricket And Rain Stopped Due To Heavy Play... Rajinikanth Can Lift Up A Chair While Sitting On It

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A - U R Attractive B - U R The Best C - U R Cute D - U R Dear 2 Me E - U R Excellent F - U R Funny G - U R Good-looking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking L...

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# How True.. .a Cigarette Shortens Your Life By 2 Min, A Beer Shortens Your Life By 4 Minutes, A Working Day Shortens Your Life By 8 Hours!

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Seat To A Lady. Mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing. Son: But Mum, I Wa...

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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How Do You Know If A Woman Is Wearing Knickers? . . . . Check For Dandruff On Her Shoes! Ha Ha Ha

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Wife:“shaadi Ke Shuru Mein Jb Me Khana Pakati Thi,aap Zyada Mujhe Khilate Or Khud Kum Khaty The,par Ab Aisa Kyo Nahi Hai” Husband:“kyo Ki Aab Tume Pakana...

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of... S E X S - Smile E - Energy X - Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always Be Suc's*x'ful! In Life......

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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A Man Is Talking To God. The Man: God, How Long Is A Million Years? God: To Me, It's About A Minute. The Man: God, How Much Is A Million Dollars? God: To ...

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight..or Do I Have To Walk By Again???

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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Husband Sitting With His Wife In Restaurant, . Drinking Beer N Says:- I Love U Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? .husband:- Its Me, Talking To Bee...

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...

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I Like Your Style, You Got Sheer Class, But Babe, My God, I Want Your A*s!

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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What Does A Rubik's Cube And A Pen*s Have In Common? They Both Get Harder The Longer You Play With Them.

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Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea... You Stand By The Ironing Board While I Sit On The Sofa And Fart.

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Difference Between Friends And Wife U Can Tell Ur Friend U R My Best Friend But Do U Have The Courage To Tell Ur Wife U R My Best Wife?...

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