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Three Monkey Has Escaped From Zoo. One Is Climbing On Tree Another Is Running On The Wall And The Third One Reading This Sms..
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3 Monkeys Escape From A Zoo. The First Was Seen Eating A Burger. The Second Was Seen Drinking A Soda, And The Third Was Seen Reading This Message!
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Rajinikanth Killed The Dead Sea. There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, It's Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live. Rajinikanth Gave Mona Li...
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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...
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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....
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Man 1 : From The Letters A To Z , B Has More And More Cold............ Man 2 : How??? Man 1: Because B Is Present Between Ac...... Man 2 : ???????? --hahahahhah...
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Love You So Much That I Can't Say It With Words Love You So Abundantly That I Can't Put It In A Gift Box Love You So Endlessly That I Can't Measure It With Time...
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A Dentist Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dr. Madam U R Holding My Balls , Lady Yes It Is Just Remind U That We R Not Going To Hurt Each Other..
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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.
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Why Do Indian Women Pray 2 God 4 Same Husband In Next Life? 2 Ensure The Efforts Taken 2 Train Him In Dis Life,do Not Go In Vain!
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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...
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Sardar - Where Is A Free Gift On The Shampoo Which I Purchase From You Yesterday Shopkeeper- Their Is Nothing Free With That Shampoo Sardar - You Trying To Make...
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Father 2 Son: If U Don't Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me Dad. After Some Days.... Father: How Is Ur Result?? Son: Sorry John Uncle..!!.....
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Sardar Ko Sapne Me Kisi Ladki Ne Chappal Mari, 2din Bad Sardr Ne Apna Bank A/c Band Kr Diya. Qki Bank Me Likha Thahum Aap Ke Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hai.
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Onion Got Married 2cabbage & The Next Morning A Friend Asked Onion How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Ga...
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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects
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Mam: Agar Me Teri Maa Ban Jauto Tuje 2 Din Me Sudhar Du! Golu: Madam Me Abhi Jake Apne Bapu Ko Btata Hu Ki.. Bapu Teri Lotery Lgne Wali Hai.
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Homework: (noun) A Punishment Given To Students By Teachers After The Students Have Already Put In 7 Hours Of Hard Labor. (see Torture, Wrong, Boring, Cruel, Un...
Send this joke SMS a punishment given to students by teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See torture, wrong, boring, cruel, unjust)&
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January - Rose February - Propose March - Gift April - Lift May - Chatting June - Dating July - Miss You August - Kiss You September - Anger October - Danger No...
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Beat This !! Sachin Tendulkar: Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy. Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of My Energy :p
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Man: John Where Were U Born? John: London Man: Which Part? John: Oye What Part Part, Whole Body Is Born In London!!
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Santa At An Interview In An It Company. Manager: Do You Know Ms Office? Santa: If You Give Me The Address, I Will Go There Sir.
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There Are 4 Steps To Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together! Love U !!!
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Maths And Women Are 2 Most Complicated Things In This Wold. But.... Maths, Atleast , Has Logic!...
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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum
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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? 'w' Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War Wine Women Finally Wife..-)...
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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.
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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...
Send this joke SMSkeyboard alphabets r nt in order, when wil u release d corrected version.
2)There is start button but there is no Stop.
Finally 1 personal question y is ur name gates,even though u sell windows&
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Two Muffins Were Baking In An Oven. One Muffin Turns To The Other And Says, Holy S**t It's Hot In Here! The Other Muffin Says, Holy S**t... A Talking Muffin!...
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What Is Wife? 'wife Langar Ke Prasad Ke Jaisi Hoti H Jisme Chahte Huye Bhi Koi Nuks Nahi Nikal Sakte, Shradha Aur Majburi K Sath Chupchap Khaye Jao.
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...
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The Police Got A New Bullet Proof Jacket.. . . . . . . . Its A T-shirt With Rajinikant Photo Printed On It.....
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Before Marriage:roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage:roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don?t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.
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L O N G T I M E A G O Only I D I O T S Used To Resd My S M S. And T O D A Y The H I S T O R Y Continues!
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Yo Mamma Joke 01: Yo Mamma So Poor She Runs Back Of A Garabage Truck With Her Grossery List ...
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Rapist, Psycho And G*y In A Prison: Rapist: If A Cat Would Be Here I Could Have Raped Here. Psycho: I Could Have Raped Her Ntil I Die. . . . . G*y : Mea...
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