Joke Messages

Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole. :-)

Send this joke SMS

Raju:“me Sick, No Work” Boss Sms Back: “when I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It” 2 Hours Later Raju Sms 2 Boss: “me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet. Lol

Send this joke SMS

Don't Feel Sad...don't Feel Blue...frankenstein Was Ugly Too...

Send this joke SMS

While Making Love, He Says: - Darling, Let's Do 68! - 68??? What's That? - You Do It To Me And I'll Owe You One.

Send this joke SMS

Husband Says To His Wife Do You Fancy Playing The Rape Game? Wife Says, No. Husband Replies Thats The Spirit!

Send this joke SMS

Two Snakes Meet Each Other.. First Snake:i Hope I Am Not Poisonous. Second Snake:why? First Snake:because I Bit My Lip!

Send this joke SMS

First Kid: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously. Second Kid: Oh My God! Did You Survive That A...

Send this joke SMS

My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love? God Replied, Dear, Result Is Near.

Send this joke SMS

Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell!

Send this joke SMS

Q: What Do Disney World Viagra Have In Common? A: They Both Make You Wait An Hour For A Two Minute Ride.

Send this joke SMS

Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...

Send this joke SMS

What's The Speed Limit Of S*x? 68 At 69 You Have To Turn Around

Send this joke SMS

Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

Send this joke SMS

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ? Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata…. Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

Send this joke SMS

Interviewer: Congrats, You Are Selected. Your 1st Month Salary Is Rs: 6000. Next Month Salary Will Be 10000. Sardar: Ok Sir, Ill Join Next Month....

Send this joke SMS

Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

Send this joke SMS

Where Do You Find Mangoes? Mango Tree? Fruit Shop? **** No **** Where Ever Woman Goes, Peeche-peeche Man-goes!

Send this joke SMS

One Day An Angel Tested Me He Erased My All Memory Asked? Do You, Remember Anyone Now? 'i Told Your Name. Angel Smiled Said Some Virus Can't Be Deleted...

Send this joke SMS

Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

Send this joke SMS

U Picked Me Up, . U Took Me Home, . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . U Took Off My Top, . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . Thank God Im A Bottle Of Pepsi......

Send this joke SMS

Height Of Courage: A Senious Student While Ragging A Junior I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers Dats Ok Sir.....but I Will Marry Ur Sister

Send this joke SMS

My Darling My Love, My Beautiful Wife. Marrying You Screwed Up My Life.

Send this joke SMS

Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Popcorn Garm Tve Par Kyu Ucchalte H. ? ? ? Kabhi Khud Beth Ke Dekh Lena Pta Chal Jayega.

Send this joke SMS

We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...

Send this joke SMS

In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

Send this joke SMS

Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

Send this joke SMS

Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

Send this joke SMS

Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...

Send this joke SMS

An Idiot Takes Off His Cloths And Hangs Them , The Cloths Fell Off The Ground Idiot : Thanks God I Wasn't Inside My Cloths !!!

Send this joke SMS

Boss: (to Employee) - Experts Say Humor On The Job Relieves Tension In This Time Of Down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's There? Boss: Not You Anymore...

Send this joke SMS

A Cool Thought . Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.. . . There Are So Many New Ones.. Try A Diferent 1 Each Day.. After All, Variety Is The Spice Of...

Send this joke SMS

Sardar: How Much Is My Mobile Bill??? Customer Care Girl: Sir,just Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status.. Sardar: I Asked Mobile Bill... Not Current Bill ...

Send this joke SMS

What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

Send this joke SMS

Before Marriage: Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don`t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.

Send this joke SMS

Teacher : If A=b And B=c, Then A=c, Anyone Can Give Me A Practical Example From Real Life? Student : Oh Sir, I Love You And You Love Your Daughter, Then I Love...

Send this joke SMS

Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...

Send this joke SMS

Wife: (standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled And No Longer Pretty. Will You Still Give Me A Compliment? Funny Husband: Your Eyesight Is Still E...

Send this joke SMS

Father Asked The Boy, So,you Wanna Become My Son-in-law? The Boy Replied, Not Really Sir, But This Is The Only Way To Marry Your Daughter!

Send this joke SMS

A Man In H**l Asked Devil: Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay. Devil : Nothing, H**l To H**l Is Free.

Send this joke SMS

Financial Management! A Begar Found 100rs He Decided To Have A Great Dinner In 5 Star He Went To A Hotel N Enjoyed The Diner, When Bill Came He Said I Hav No ...

Send this joke SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!