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Can Anyone Tell Me Y Girls Didnt Put Mobile In Their Bra......... Ans: Coz Vibraton Of Mobile Convert Their Milk Into Curd
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Wife: I Hav Read In Newspaper Dat Widows Mak D Best Wives. Husband: May B! Bt U Cant Xpect Me 2 Kil Myself Dat U Can B Gud Wife 2 Sum1.
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. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....
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Dear Teacher, You Control My Grades, How I Talk, And My Clothes? You Went To Far Trying To Control My Bladder. Signed, Students.
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Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Tujhe Aai Ho Bade Zor Se Susu, Aur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile !
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Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...
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Teacher: Because Of Gandhijis Hard Work What Do We Get On 15th August? Student: A Holiday
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Two Guys Walk Into A Bar And Sit Down To Eat Their Lunches. Then The Bartender Says, ''sorry, But You Can't Eat Your Own Food In Here.'' So The Two Guys Look...
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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...
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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......
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Sardar Mobile Company Me Job K Lie Gaya Pahle Hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pe Use Maar K Bhaga Dia Sawal Tha? Sbse Mashoor Network Kaun Sa Hai? Sardar:cartoon Net...
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It's Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Imprtant That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!
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4 Dost Road Pe Kutte Ka *** Dekhte Bole-aaj Rat Aise Hi *** Karenge. Dusre Din Sab-bahut Maja Aaya,lekin Dukhi Sardar-meri Biwi Sadak Pe Ane Ko Tayar Nahi Hui...
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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...
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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery...
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For Her: Ur Words R My Food, Ur Breath My Wine, U'r Everything To Me.... Bcos... I Love U...
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Agar Kabhi Tut Ke Bikhar Jao To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena... Kyonki Mere Paas Rs 5/- Wala Feviquick Bekar Pada Hai....
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Wife: Why Are You Back Home So Early? Husband: At Office Boss Told Me Go To He*l... ) :)
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Guy : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nine, I Can Put Mine In Urs But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nin...
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Teacher: Everyone Write Your Lover Name On A Paper After 2 Seconds, Girls: Finished Madam After 10 Minutes, Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!...
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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...
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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...
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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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Q: Why Couldn't The Blonde Manage To Make Ice-cubes? A: She Couldn't Find The Recipe.
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I Was Just Reading Through That Book 50 Things To Do Before You Die And I Was Really Surprised That None Of Them Was Shout For Help!.
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Height Of Over Love: A Boy Doesnt Chat Wid His Gf Cz He Feels Dat Her Hand Myt Pain While Typing The Text...! Rofl!! :d...
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89 Percentage Of Teachers Are Suffering From Throat Cancer. So Please Cut The Classes As Much As Possible And Save Our Teachers. . . . .
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Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea... You Stand By The Ironing Board While I Sit On The Sofa And Fart !!
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. . How Can You Tell When An Auto Mechanic Just Had S*x? One Of His Fingers Is Clean
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Maths And Women Are 2 Most Complicated Things In This Wold. But.... Maths, Atleast , Has Logic!...
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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...
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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everythin...
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Yesterday I Decided To Commit Suicide.i Went Near The Railway Track I Felt My Mobile Vibration,it Was A Msg From You, After I Read It, I Decided To Live You Ar...
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Finally That Day Has Come Would U Like To Leave U? Dont Think It Do U Love Me Really? And More Did U Deceive Me With Another Girl? Never Will U Kiss Me ? Of Cou...
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