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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...
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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
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Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...
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Anmol Vachan Agar Apko Koi Pathar Mare To Ap Usey Phool Maro,..par Dhyan Rahe,........phool Gamle Ke Saath Hona Chahiye.
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1 Day An Angel Tested Me. He Erased All My Memory And Asked: Do U Remember Anyone? I Told Ur Name Angel Smiled And Said: Some Viruses Can't Be Deleted....
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Boy: I Think You Are Abcdefghijk Girl: What Does It Mean? Boy: Awesome, Beautiful, Charming, Delightful, Elegant, Fierce, Gorgeous, And Hot Girl: Really? How...
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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...
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Supervisor To A Student Supervisor: Why R U Tensioned? Did U Forget Hallticket, Id Or Calculator? Student: Oh! No Sir By Mistake I Brought 2morow's Exam Bit T...
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Always Keep Your Lover's Photo In Your Purse.when Ever You Are In Big Trouble See The Photo.you Will Feel That No Other Problem Bigger Than This...
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N****e N****e Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy.
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Girls Are Super Heroines... * * * * * * * * Who Else Can Bleed For 7 Days And Not Die:pp
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Difference Between Friends And Wife U Can Tell Ur Friend U R My Best Friend But Do U Have The Courage To Tell Ur Wife U R My Best Wife?...
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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...
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Gosh ! I Saw This Girl In The Mall,she's So Gorgeous , She Got This Strong S*x Appeal,so Cute,so Pretty,resembling As A Princess . Tug!! Shocks!! I Bump Myself ...
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Baby... U Know That I Miss U I Just Wanna Get With U Came Here Baby I Wanna Kiss U Dont U Wanna Kiss Me?? . . . . . . . Mmmm What Do U Think? Can I Send Thi...
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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr
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Insan Ko Sabse Bda Shock Kab Lgta Hai?? . . . . . Think . . . Think Jab Use Ye Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Sms Pack K Sms Kar Rha Hai...:);)
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Teacher: Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time.
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Man Gives Blood To Save His Girlfriends Life. Later On They Split Up And Man Wants Blood Back. She Throws A Used Tampon At Him And Says: Pay You Monthly, You Ba...
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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get???? .... ..... ...... ...... Kid: 3 New...
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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym...
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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.
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Intelligent Santa : Teacher 1ce Told To Write An Essay On Cricket Match.. All Students Were Busy Writing Except Our Santa He Wrote : Due To Heavy Rains The...
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Boy: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,'to The Only Gal I Ever Loved!' Boy: Great! I Want 10 Of Them...
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Adult 18+ Only ? Wife:- If I Will Die.... Husband:- Then I Will Also Die. Wife:-why Will You Die? Husband:- Because I Can't Bear This Much Happiness :d...
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A Boy Called Fm Radio Said: I Have Found A Purse With 15 Thousand Rupees,a Credit Card An I.d Card Of Ms.ramya,no.13 Halls Rd, Chennai. Rj: How Honest Sir...
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'reality Of Life': Har Insan Itna Kharab Nhi Hota Jitna Vo Aadhar Card Me Dikhta Hai. Aur Itna Accha Bhi Nhi Hota Jitnafacebookpar Dikhta Hai.....:)
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Woman-hey Your Parents Knows That You Smoke? Boy-your Husband Knows That You Are Having A Relationship With Him?
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Bride's Dad Hands A Note To The Groom: 'goods Delivered Are Not Returnable.' Groom Gave Another Note Back To Father: 'contract Void If Seal Is Broken.'
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Teacher: I Killed A Person Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense. Student: The Future Tense Is You Will Go To Jail.
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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.
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. A Terror For The Day: . When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . . . You Know Why? . Because, . I Was A . Bright Student...
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Boy1: I Got A New Car, A Laptop Ipod And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Brother, Wht Does Ur Father Do? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy1: He Sells Onions N Tomatos...
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