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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy

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Now Medical Science Proved That In A Lip Kiss 0.7gm Protein 0.45gm Fat 0.19gm Chemical 50 Variety Of Bacteria Will Die. ...

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U All Nonsense Fellows Makin Jokes On Rajinikant. See Now Wat Happened He Is Angry And . . . . Decided 2 End The World On Dec 2010...

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A Girl Asks Her Mom:i Want Some Fresh Air, Can I Go For A Walk? Mom: Alright,but Ask Your Fresh Air To Drop You Home By 10 P.m

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds Itimpossible To Teach You Anything!son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Do U Know Whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now Reverse Da Order, Can U Guess The Full Form Of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everythin...

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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Appu: Would You Like Me To Help You With Your Homework. Pappu: No Thanks, I Can Get It Wrong By Myself.

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Imagine That Ur In The Forest Where There Is A Tiger In Front Of You Right About To Eat You. What Do You Do? U Stop Imagining.

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Doctor To Sardar: You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do U Want To See Any One Before U Die? Sardar: Yes, A Good Doctor

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Why Aishwarya Is Not Getting Pregnant ? * ** *** **** ***** **** *** ** * Because Abhishek Still Playing Ungali Cricket..

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Why'd The Couple Stop After 3 Children? Cos They Heard Every Fourth Child Born Is Chinese.

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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Ah-- I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!

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A Naughty Thought: . . Its Really Hard T0 Wait F0r The Right Pers0n In Life, . . . Especially When The Wr0ng 0nes Are Damn Attractive.. ::-

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Q. What Is The Difference Between The Manchester United Goalkeeper And A Taxi Driver? Ans- The Taxi Driver Will Only Let In 4 At A Time.

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To Be A Good Professional, .... .... .... .... .... .... Always Start To Study Late For Exams. Because It Teaches How To Manage Time And Tackle Emergencies!!...

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Taliban Taliban Yes Papa Explosive Your Bomb No Papa Telling Lie No Papa Open Your Jacket Thaaaa Thaaaaa Thaaaa........:)...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I...

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What Do Cows Do For Fun? They Go To Moo-vies!

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1 Admi Ki 6 Unglya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kehte The, Btao Kyo.? . Socho . Qki Radhe Shyam Hi Uska Naam Tha,;) Har Jagah Faltu Dimag Nahi Lgana ...

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U Are A.. B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? You Are Really B***h

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The Elephant Told The Camel Do U Have U B***s Backwards?? The Camel Answer Isnt How Funny How This S**t Is Camin From A Guy Who Has A D**k On Its Face?? Lol!!

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Three Monkey Has Escaped From Zoo. One Is Climbing On Tree Another Is Running On The Wall And The Third One Reading This Sms..

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Girl:mom I Have Started Loving A Boy.! Mom:what!?how Old Is He?what Does He Do?..girl:he Is 3 Months Old Hapily Kicken In My Stopmach

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Sardr Rapin A Girl In Car. A Policman Came Said Wht R U Doin? Sardr:im Rapin Her. Polce:ok Im Next. Sardr:fine, But I Hav Nevr Rape A Policman...

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Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A Pc? Pc Won't Laugh At 3 Floppy !!

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Q. What Do U Call A Pregnant Manchester United Fan? Ans- A Dope Carrier.

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Boss: (to Employee) - Experts Say Humor On The Job Relieves Tension In This Time Of Down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's There? Boss: Not You Anymore...

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The Best Anti-virus Program For A Computer Is Safe-s.ex. Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive!

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Mbbs Final Exam Question: Fill In The Blanks. If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her Pu_s_ Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote Pulse

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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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The Se.xiest Message Ever: A Quote On Girls T-shirt No Use Of Looking They Wont Get Bigger, Unless You Work On Them.

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Punjab Police Ka Jalwa... Santa Taalaab Me Nanga Naha Raha Tha.. Police-chal Oye Baahar Aakar Kapde Pehen Le Teri Talaashi Leni He..:d

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