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I Want To Touch Ur Lips Taste Ur Tongue Smell Ur Breath Hai Wat Hapen I Am Ur Colegate

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My Girlfriend Asked, Do You Want To Get Married? I Said, Sure. She Said, Great, When? I Said, Well Like Every Other Guy, When I Meet The Right Girl.

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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Q: Why Are The Condoms Transparent ? A: So That The Sperm Can Atleast Enjoy The Scenery!

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Whenever I Find A Key To Success ............ . . . . . . . . . . Somebody Change The Lock

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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You Bring A Mobile Charger To Your Friend And ...hold The Wire In Two Hands Ask Him - What You Are Holding. -- He Will Reply - Wire.and Now ..remove The Wire I...

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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...

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Two Girls Boasting About Their Boyfriends. Jacks Unbelievable, Said The First Girl. He Walks Right Up To Me And Puts It Straight In. Thats Nothing, Said The...

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Always Remember: A Good Friend Never Allows You To Do Stupid Things.... Alone :d...

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Appu : I Am The 4th Husband Of My Wife. Pappu : You Are Not A Husband But A Habit.

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Jesus, Krishna , Ram, Gandhi And Budha? Sardar: All Are Born On Government Holidays...!!!

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W Who?, Why?, What?, When?, Which?, Whom?, Where?, Wife?

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The Hardest Part About Being Friends, Is Loving You So Much

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction (left Or Right)? San...

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I Asked My Wife, Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said, Somewhere I Have Never Been! I Told Her, How About The Kitchen?...

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Girl:its Too Tight Boy: Dont Worry Ill Do It Slowly, Gal: Push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal: Its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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Friend Search: Friend Detector Activated...calibration Complete, Now Searching.....still Searching....still Searching......sorry, No Friends Found.

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In A Park,a Boy And A Girl Were Sitting. They Saw 2 Dogs Kissing Each Outher. Girl: If U Dont Mind Can I Also? Boy : Ok! But Be Careful Its A Dog .................

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Law Of Conservtion Of Knowledge: This Law States Dt, Whatever B D Topic Whoever B D Techer,knowledge B4 D Lecture Aftr D Lecture Alwys Remains Constant!...

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Dancing Together For The First Time, The Man Turned To His Partner And Said, My Dear, Do You Know The Minuet? Good Gracious, No, I Dont Even Know All The ...

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The Sardarni Asked Her Lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, If We Get Engaged Will You Give Me A Ring? Sure Replied Santa What's Your Phone Number?...

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Why Does A P***s Have A Hole In The End? So Men Can Be Open Minded.

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Girls Express There Feelings With Tears. Boys Express There Feeling With Beer.

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Always Keep Ur Picture In Ur Pocket.. U Know Why? Whenever U'll Face Any Problem Just See Ur Picture And Say 3 Times, If I Can Face This, I Can Face Anything......

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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I'm Not Single Because I Don't Get Offers I'm Single Because I Won't Settle For Less Than I Deserve..... :-)

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification? Santa:- Sir, I Am Phd. Manager:(shocked) What Do U Mean By Phd? Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty.......

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He Came At Night Explored My Body Got On Top Of Me Touched Me He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed When He Was Satisfied He Left I Was Hurt.. Bloody Mosquito!!!...

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Kid: Daddy, Daddy! Someone Ate My School Sandwich Which I Left In My Bag In June! Kid: Daddy! Kid: ...daddy?

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Seat To A Lady. Mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing. Son: But Mum, I Wa...

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Breaking News: Nasa Does Not Exists Any More...! Coz . . . . . . . Rajnikant Purchased All The Rockets For Diwali Celebration........

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Why Katrina Have Small But Hot Bal ....... .... .... Because Salman Has Already Drink It Man

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Message Of Great Comparison.. Whats Common Between Politicians And Sperms??.. Only One In A Million Do Their Job!!

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