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A Man Wanted 2 Get Married!he Had A Choice Of 3 Women!1st Woz A Rich Docter,2nd Woz A Poor Cleaner 3rd Woz A Prostitute!who Did He Pick?the 1 Wid Big T**s!

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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Santa: Why Do You Close Your Eyes While Playing The Piano? Banta: I Can't See The Agony Of The Audience.

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Women's Life Is Very Hard. Moring-wash Clothes. Noon-dry Clothes. Evening-iron Clothes Night-remove Clothes Late Midnight Searching Clothes.

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Wat Vil U Cal D 3rd Edition Of Nano Car? . . Dont Know? I Mst Say Ur Chemistry Izzz Vry Weak. Work On It! . . Its Sodium Nitrate. Bcozzz It...

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He: Darling, If You Marry Me, I Will Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She: And What About The Big Wishes.

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...this Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... Now Read Without The Word Dog......

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Q. Why Cant U Get A Cup Of Tea At Old Trafford? Ans- All The Mugs Are On The Field And All The Cups Are At Anfield!

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A Banana Peel And A Banana Are Robbing A Store. 'don't Worry,' Says The Peel. 'i've Got You Covered!'

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Child Donkey: Mummy Mai Kis Ke Saath Khelu, Sabhi Donkey Kam Me Vyast Hai.mother Donkey: Thodi Der Ruk Beta Uncle Abhi Sms Padh Kar Free Ho Jayenge....

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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!

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'reality Of Life': Har Insan Itna Kharab Nhi Hota Jitna Vo Aadhar Card Me Dikhta Hai. Aur Itna Accha Bhi Nhi Hota Jitnafacebookpar Dikhta Hai.....:)

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Congrats.your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....

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China Cricket Kyu Nhi Khelta?? . Qki Technical Problem Hai Sab K Face 1 Jaise Hote Hai Jo Out Ho Jaye Woh Muh Dho K Phir Se A Sakta H.

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You Know Why Women Starts With W Because All Questions Start With W Who?, Why?, What?, When?, Which?, Whom?, Where?, Wife?

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1 Day An Angel Tested Me. He Erased All My Memory And Asked: Do U Remember Anyone? I Told Ur Name Angel Smiled And Said: Some Viruses Can't Be Deleted....

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Don't Admire Ur Beauty 2much Infront Of Mirror Even Mirror Will Fall In Love With U On Seeing Ur Beauty :- Nice Na... I Have More Jokes Like This I'll ...

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Men Want 3 Qualities In Wives: Economist In Kitchen, Artist In Home And Devil In Bed. But They Get: Artist In Kitchen, Devil In Home And Economist In Bed...

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A Small 2 Seater Plane Was Crashed In Graveyard. A Sardar Was Investigation Officer. In Report He Said: 500 Dead Bodies Are Found And Digging For Rest....

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True Story.... Ladkiyo Ki Scooty Pe Bhale 2 Ki Jagah 4 Brakes Hi Lagwa Do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rokti Pairo Se Hi Hai .......

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Joke Of The Century: Teacher Asked Sardar, If U Dial 001, Then What Will Happen? Sardar: Police Jeep Will Come In A Reverse Gear .!...

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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Friend Search: Friend Detector Activated...calibration Complete, Now Searching.....still Searching....still Searching......sorry, No Friends Found.

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Mam: Agar Me Teri Maa Ban Jauto Tuje 2 Din Me Sudhar Du! Golu: Madam Me Abhi Jake Apne Bapu Ko Btata Hu Ki.. Bapu Teri Lotery Lgne Wali Hai.

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India Is Nation And Dadar Is Station, Wha Wha India Is Nation And& Dadar Is Station, Do Not Fall In Love, First Complete Your Education..!!

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A Cool Thought . Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.. . . There Are So Many New Ones.. Try A Diferent 1 Each Day.. After All, Variety Is The Spice Of...

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Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Evry Night Dr: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok Sardar: Can I Take Tommorrow, Tonight Is Final Game !!!!...

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Laloo And Rabri Were On An African Safari When A Lion Suddenly Dragged Rabri With His Jaws. Rabri: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let Me Change The ...

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Question: What's The Difference Between Pinocchio And Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's Nose Doesn't Grow When He Lies.

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L O N G T I M E A G O Only I D I O T S Used To Resd My S M S. And T O D A Y The H I S T O R Y Continues!

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Define Guts? Its When Ur Girlfrnd Catches U In Theater With Another Girl And U Say Sweet Heart, The Next Show Is With U

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A Baby Monkey Asks His Father, Father Why R We So Ugly ? The Father Says To Him, Don't Stress My Son U Should See The One Who Is Reading This! Lol :d

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I've Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox Bt I Cnt Send U All Of Them It Vl Take A Lot Of Time So Im Sending U Jst 1 Joke U R So Beautiful

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Maths And Women Are 2 Most Complicated Things In This Wold. But.... Maths, Atleast , Has Logic!...

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Dad: Wats Ur Result? Son: Ive Faild In 5 Subjects. Dad: Now Onwards Dont Cal Me 'dad'. Son: Com On Dad!its My Schl Test Not A Dna Test.

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My Sister Came Back Home Crying To My Mum After Her New-wed Honeymoon. Mum : Why Are You Crying My Girl? Girl : We Ended Up Quarelling On The First Night.. ...

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Why Do Blondes Drive Bmws? Because They Can Spell It

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I Am An Assignment...... Wanna Take Me Home?! Ahihihi

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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