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Two Young Medical Students Were Standing On A Street Corner Observing People As They Passed And Discussing Any Abnormalities With Each Other That They May Have....

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A Boy Watches His Mum And Dad Having S*x He Ask, What Are You Doing ? His Dad Replies, Making You A Brother Or Sister! Boy Say, Do Her Doggy Style I Want A Pupp...

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Husband Says To His Wife Do You Fancy Playing The Rape Game? Wife Says, No. Husband Replies Thats The Spirit!

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Rajinikanth Once Got Into A Fight With A Vcr Player. Now It Plays Dvds. Rajinikanth Can Slam A Revolving Door.

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U All Nonsense Fellows Makin Jokes On Rajinikant. See Now Wat Happened He Is Angry And . . . . Decided 2 End The World On Dec 2010...

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Beat This : Sachin Tendulkar : Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy.. ..................................... Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Our Energy..!!

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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.

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Men Are Like Tape Recorder.. Forward,backward,forward,backward, Forward,backward, Stop Eject

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Manager You R Appointed And Your Salary Is 10,000 Next Year It Will Be 20,000! Sardar: Ok I Will Join Next Year!

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Once Rajnikant Tried Horse Riding Without A Horse, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now That Is Known As Gangnam Style.

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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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Anmol Vachan Agar Apko Koi Pathar Mare To Ap Usey Phool Maro,..par Dhyan Rahe,........phool Gamle Ke Saath Hona Chahiye.

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Your Smile Is So Delightful; It Encourages Me And Gives Me Power Equal To Thousands Of Mainframes Processing Power.

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***newsflash*** Tell All Your Female Friends That I Can Get 100 Tampons For 1 ... No Strings Attached ...but For A Limited Period Only! ...a Bloody Good Deal!...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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If You Are Sitting In A Group Of People And Their Heads Are Down While Ur's Is Up, Its Not The Proof Tht U R A Self Confient Person, Its Just. . . That U Dont...

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Rakhi Sawnt Ka Gang Rape Ho Rha Tha. Wo Chila Chila K Kh Rhi Thi. Kutto Kamino,bhagwan Ke Liye.. ! ! ! ! ! ! Lado Mat.!! Sabko Milegi

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A Devil Came Running To My Room. He Wanted To Have Trouble With Good People. I Suggested Your Name. Oh No! He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Superiors!

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When I Was Young I Used To Pray For A Bike, Then I Realized That God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Prayed For Forgiveness.

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In Usa,every Year,thomas Alva Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Cutting Current For 2min.. But Here Due To Over Respect, V Celebrate It For 6-8hours...

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How Do You Express Two Words,with Exactly The Opposite Meanings,in A Single Sentence...?any Guesses?no?say:happily Married

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News Headline:- Shop Keepers Across The Country Have Refused To Sell Amul Macho Range Of Undergarments. Reason Sighted Was That Buyers Used To Curse The Shop Ow...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air And Said, Head, I Will Go To Sleep. Tail, I Will Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p

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Once Rajinikanth Pencil Broke While Giving The Cat Exam. Then Onwards, Cat Was Online... :)

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God Said: Let There Be Music Nd There Was My Voice, Let There Be Love And There Was My Heart Nd Then God Said Again, Let Ther Be Beauty And...

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The Boy To His Father: Is It Real That Love Is Blind? The Father:it's True Look At Your Mom And You Will Know !!

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People Say U Cant Live Without Love But I Personally Feel, Oxygen Is More Important Takecare

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Did You Hear About The Idiot Who Walked Around The World? He Drowned.

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead We...

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To Reduce Depression Of Students Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots.. Sir- Wat Did U Learn From D Movie? Students- During Kiss, No Harm From Nose.

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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Appu-oye!wat R U Doing? Pappu-recording Babys Voice. Appu-y? Pappu- When He Grows Up,i Shal Ask Him Wat He Meant By Dis ... ?

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Q: Why Couldn't The Blonde Manage To Make Ice-cubes? A: She Couldn't Find The Recipe.

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Kanjus: Ek Toothbrus Dena, Mere Brus Ka Ek Baal Toot Gya Hai! Shop'kpr: Ek Baal Tootne Pr Ek Brus Kyu Le Rhe Ho? Kanjus: Jo Baal Toota Hai Wo Aakhri Tha....

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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After Thrashing Away For A Good Five Minutes, The Man Lay Back On The Bed Smiling Smugly...... How Was It For You, Darling, Good? Quite Painless Actually, She...

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Two Snakes Meet Each Other.. First Snake:i Hope I Am Not Poisonous. Second Snake:why? First Snake:because I Bit My Lip!

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3 Monkeys Escape From A Zoo. The First Was Seen Eating A Burger. The Second Was Seen Drinking A Soda, And The Third Was Seen Reading This Message!

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :...

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