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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......
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Height Of Addiction- Just Before A Prisoner's Execution The Officer Asked Him About His Last Request.he Said....i Want 2 Update My Facebook Status!.! :-d
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A Dad Askd His Adopted Son- Son, What Is The Height Of Laziness..? Son- I Am Ur Adopted Son !! Wat Else...!!=))=)):-p
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Joke Of The Century: Teacher Asked Sardar, If U Dial 001, Then What Will Happen? Sardar: Police Jeep Will Come In A Reverse Gear .!...
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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!
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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...
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We Spend Our Whole Life In Buying New Clothes, But The Best Time We Enjoy Are Without Clothes...:-)
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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely...
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Is This What U Call Love?? U Kiss Me,u Hug Me..??? Dont U Feel Guilty To Your Parents?? How Dare U Do This To Me... I Never Thought Tht U Do This To Me.. Oh My...
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Golu-mere 3 Bete Engineer Bane Par 1 Kambakht Daku Ban Gya. Molu-to Use Ghar Se Nikal De. Golu-yahi To Dikkat H, Kama Ke Wahi To Lata H!
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What Is A Kiss? Its An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Wil Lead To Deeper Penetration W/ Fast Acceleration That Will Lead To The Next Generati...
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Why Do Girls Wear Panties?? State Law Requires All Manholes To Be Covered When Not Being Serviced!
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L O N G T I M E A G O Only I D I O T S Used To Resd My S M S. And T O D A Y The H I S T O R Y Continues!
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Life Me Pyar Bhut Kimti H 1 Chinese Writer Ne Likha H Shingoya Chi Cahongo Itma Sin Shun Una Moe Pngo Ching Blkul Sahi Bat Mere To Ansu Hi Nikal Gaye
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A Boy Was Going With His Girlfriend. Friend Asked: Who Is She? Boy: My Cousin Friend: Last Year She Was My Cousin
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Japanese Prime Minister: Give Me Bihar For 3 Years, We Will It Into Japan. Laloo: Give Me Japan For 3 Months, I Will Turn It Into Bihar.
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Boy:i Am Not Rich Like Rohit,i Dont Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit.but I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too,but Tell Me More About Rohit
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How Dogs And Women Are Alike..... Neither Believe That Silence Is Golden. Neither Can Balance A Checkbook. Both Put Too Much Value On Kissing....
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Whenever I Find A Key To Success ............ . . . . . . . . . . Somebody Change The Lock
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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...
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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......
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Black Husband: If I Die, Will You Remarry? Black Wife: No! I'll Stay With My Sister. But If I Die Will You Remarry? Black Husband: No, I'll Also Stay With You...
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Your Smile Is So Delightful; It Encourages Me And Gives Me Power Equal To Thousands Of Mainframes Processing Power.
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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...
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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...
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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..
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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...
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Once In A Lifetime Opportunity For All Manchester United Fans! The Trophy You Won In 1968, 1999 And 2008 Is Permanently On Display On In The Liverpool Fc Trophy...
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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? 'w' Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War Wine Women Finally Wife..-)...
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A Man At A Gas Station Noticed A Spaceship Landing In Front Of Him An Alien Stepped Out Of The Ship And Started To Pump Gas The Man Saw The Letters (ufo) He Ask...
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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............
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Wife: Do You Love Me? Husband: Yes. Wife: How Much Do You Love? Husband: How Much Do You Need?
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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.
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Astudent Was Asked To Meke A Sign Board For Traffic Rules Near A College Campus. He Wrote: Drive Carefully. Don't Kill The Students. Just Wait For The Teachers...
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4 Dost Road Pe Kutte Ka *** Dekhte Bole-aaj Rat Aise Hi *** Karenge. Dusre Din Sab-bahut Maja Aaya,lekin Dukhi Sardar-meri Biwi Sadak Pe Ane Ko Tayar Nahi Hui...
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A Man In H**l Asked Devil : Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay Devil : Nothing. H**l To H**l Is Free...
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Take Time Each Day 2 Thank God 4 Ur Blessings, U May Not Be As Cute As I Am, But U Can Be Look Full Dat At Least U Have A Face... H...
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