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Takat Ki 3 Item.. Ghee Asar Krta Hai 3 Din Me.. Doodh Asar Krta Hai 3 Ghante Me.. Aur Daaru Asar Krti 3 Minute Me.. Don't Wait, Save Time.
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Sir: What Do U Know About Chemistry? Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin,...... Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin.....
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Imagine That Ur In The Forest Where There Is A Tiger In Front Of You Right About To Eat You. What Do You Do? U Stop Imagining.
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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missin The Joker!
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Love Is Like Pent But Frndshp Is Like An Undrwear When Pent Burst Then Underwear Keeps The Thing Hidden From People So Thankz For Being My Underwear......
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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...
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Before Marriage:roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage:roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don?t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.
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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...
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A Lady Goes To Police Sation...and Says That My Husband Went To Sabji Market To Bring Potatoes Nd Hasn't Returned...yet Santa Inspector Thinks For A Long While....
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My Funny School Day- Sitting In The Last Bench Looking Up Nd Thinking... . . . . . . Agar Fan Tut Gaya To Kiske Upar Girega.
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Beauty Is Not Judged By Ur Clothes Or Ur Appearance Its Judged By Ur Inner Beauty So Plz Change Ur Underwear Daily
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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....
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Orry 4 Disturb U. Can U Fax Me Ur Photo, Its Very Urgent, Serious Matter Has Comeup Actually, We R Playing A Cards And I Lost The Joker...............
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Once Rajinikanth Told A Kid, Go To H*ll. Today That Kid Is Known As Yamraj Airtel Uses Rajinikanth's Sim...
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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...
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Teacher Asked, If U Have 10 Dollars And Ur Father Gave U Another 10 Dollars, How Much Will U Have Now? Jeremy Replied, Still 10 Dollars. Teacher Puzzled, Oh.....
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Adult 18+ Only ? Wife:- If I Will Die.... Husband:- Then I Will Also Die. Wife:-why Will You Die? Husband:- Because I Can't Bear This Much Happiness :d...
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Wo Kehte H Ladne Se Mohabbat Badhti Hai.. Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski Ankh Pe Mukka Mar K Bhag Aaye! :- . (( _/ /_ Thik Kiya Na.!
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2 Drunks Home After A Long Nite In A Club. One Goes Over To The Mirror And Looks Into It, And Says: I've Seen That Face Before. The Other Guy Pushes Him Aside,...
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Some Great **** Sayings... U Make Me Wet & Put Me In Ur Mouth Everyday -tootbrush. And The Most Killer One U Cannot Njoy Me Unless U Spread Me -butter..:-p...
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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...
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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...
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When I Was Young I Used To Pray For A Bike, Then I Realized That God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Prayed For Forgiveness.
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I Love U, I Love U, I Love U, I Love U, I Love U, I Love U, I Love U. Hey! Don't Get Excited, I Love Other Alphabets Too...v, W, X, Y, Z ! !...
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Krish:daddy,4+3 How Much? Dad: Idiot,you Don't Know Anything? Go And Bring Calculator From Inside. I Will Teach.
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Two Golden Rules To Follow.....in Your Life...... 1) I'm Always Right...... 2) When Ever You Feel (your Name) Is Wrong........ Slap Yourself And Read Ru...
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The Ones Who Liked Jab Tak Hai Jaan Are Human Beings.... . . . . . . . . The Ones Who Didn't, Are Being Humans...
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Students Poem...... God Made Bees, Bees Made Honey, We Do Study And, Teacher Get Money.
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What Is The Difference Between A Panty And A Stage Curtain?????? When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty , Its The ...
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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...
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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. ....pay The Bill........
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Sonu Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Sonu: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Sonu: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoon.
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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............
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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I...
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Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner : What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans: Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage System.....
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