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True Frnds Stand Behind U During Ur Bad Times Do U Want A Documentary Proof 4 Ths? In Future Check Out Ur Mariage Video, U Vl Find All Ur Frnds Behind U!!

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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A-u R Attractive B-u R D Best C-u R Cute D-u R Dear 2 Me E-u R Excellent F-u R Funny G-u R Gud Looking H-he He He I-i M J-just K-kidding...

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A Boy Watches His Mum And Dad Having S*x He Ask, What Are You Doing ? His Dad Replies, Making You A Brother Or Sister! Boy Say, Do Her Doggy Style I Want A Pupp...

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3 Monkeys Escape From A Zoo. The First Was Seen Eating A Burger. The Second Was Seen Drinking A Soda, And The Third Was Seen Reading This Message!

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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.

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Manager You R Appointed And Your Salary Is 10,000 Next Year It Will Be 20,000! Sardar: Ok I Will Join Next Year!

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The Lovers Are Great Prefourmers In Loveing Time At The Marrage Time No This Perfourmers

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Santa: Yaar Banta, Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya Karun? Banta: Message Sending Failed Likh Ke Bhej De

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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The Se.xiest Message Ever: A Quote On Girls T-shirt No Use Of Looking They Wont Get Bigger, Unless You Work On Them.

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Do U Know That Why Does Most Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips? B'coz It Is D Best Most Beautiful Way To Shut The Women's Mouth Atleast For Some Seconds...

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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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Astudent Was Asked To Meke A Sign Board For Traffic Rules Near A College Campus. He Wrote: Drive Carefully. Don't Kill The Students. Just Wait For The Teachers...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...

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Pathan: Is Sheeshay Ki Kia Warranty Hai? Dukandar: Ap Is Ko 100 Manzil Se Nechay Girao Ye Sheesha 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Tootay Ga. Pathan: Pack Kar Do…!!!

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Wife Of A Mech Engineering Give Birth To A New Born... Doc- Congrats!! U Have Receive A Spare Part From Ur Machine... Engineering- Is It A Nut Or A Bolt... Ha-h...

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Teacher: What Is Your Name? Student: Mera Naam Suraj Prakash Hai. Teacher: When I Ask A Question In English, Answer It In English. Student: My Name Is Sunlig...

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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I Want To Touch Ur Lips Taste Ur Tongue Smell Ur Breath Hai Wat Hapen I Am Ur Colegate

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The Friend Who Luv U Will Fight U More Too Bt If U Drop A Tear He Will Fight Da World 2 Stop Ur Tears So Never Lose The Loving Friend ) Like Me......

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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.

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...this Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... Now Read Without The Word Dog......

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. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....

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When There Is A Long Gap B/w Engagement And Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited?? Boy..? No...! Girl..? No...! . . . Its The Mobile Company...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In ... The Zoo ......

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha You Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know, Coz The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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My Darling My Love, My Beautiful Wife. Marrying You Screwed Up My Life.

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Congrats.your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....

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A Man Before Marriage Is-superman After Marriage-gentleman 5 Years Later-watchman 1oyears Later- Apne Hi Jaal Me Fasa Hua Spiderman.

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Love Is Like Pent But Frndshp Is Like An Undrwear When Pent Burst Then Underwear Keeps The Thing Hidden From People So Thankz For Being My Underwear......

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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...

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Golu-mere 3 Bete Engineer Bane Par 1 Kambakht Daku Ban Gya. Molu-to Use Ghar Se Nikal De. Golu-yahi To Dikkat H, Kama Ke Wahi To Lata H!

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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...

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Ah-- I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!

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The Best Anti-virus Program For A Computer Is Safe-s.ex. Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive!

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Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari Zulfon K Liye Kya Laya H0on, Girl Khush Ho Kr: Janu Kya..? Boy: Ustra . . Ganji Karuga Bandariya, Mere B Jue Kr Di Tune..

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I Can Tell Any Woman's Future By Touching And Feeling Their N***d Buttocks........ I Call This Divine Knowledge Of Mine As: ? ? ? ?? ??? A*s-trology :-)...

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