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A Little Girl Went Into Her Parents Bedroom To Find Her Parents In Bed!!!!! Well! She Exclaimed........ And You Tell Me Off Just For Sucking My Thumb!!!!!!...

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A Family Of Mice Were Surprised By A Big Cat. Father Mouse Jumped And And Said, Bow-wow! The Cat Ran Away. What Was That, Father? Asked Baby Mouse. Well, Son,...

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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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Daddy : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It!!!

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A Friend Is Someone Who, Upon Seeing Another Friend In Immense Pain, Would Rather Be The One Experiencing The Pain Than To Have To Watch Their Friend Suffer.

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy.ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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Intelligent Santa : Teacher 1ce Told To Write An Essay On Cricket Match.. All Students Were Busy Writing Except Our Santa He Wrote : Due To Heavy Rains The...

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Girl:u Dnt Luv Me Nymore :-( Boy Huged Her Tightly N Talking Softely In Her Ear,dekh Abhi Examz Ne Dimag Khrab Kr Rakha H....tu Dimag Ka Dahi Mt Kr...

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Once Rajinikanth Told A Kid, Go To H*ll. Today That Kid Is Known As Yamraj Airtel Uses Rajinikanth's Sim...

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Husband Says To His Wife Do You Fancy Playing The Rape Game? Wife Says, No. Husband Replies Thats The Spirit!

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Define Guts? Its When Ur Girlfrnd Catches U In Theater With Another Girl And U Say Sweet Heart, The Next Show Is With U

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Dhhom-3 With Go Green Theme. Jhon N Hrithik Rob Money N Escape On Super Bikes. Rajnikanth Catch Both On Cycle N Says, Save Fuel , Use Cycle....

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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Man To Se.xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir....

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We Spend Our Whole Life In Buying New Clothes, But The Best Time We Enjoy Are Without Clothes...:-)

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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....

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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me. Wife: You Are Right, I Still Got Mine With Me!!!

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Lady:shoes Dikhaiye Shopkeeper:kitane Number Ka? ? Lady: 36 ? ? Shopkeeper:jaao Jaao Madam, Ghar Se Soch Kar Nikla Karo, Ki Kya Lena Hai.

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It's Late At Night And The Husband And Wife Are In Bed.. They Jst Abt To Fall Asleep When Hubby Whispers, How About A Little Loving Honey??? Oh No, She Replie...

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Laloo And Rabri Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Laloo Thinks For A Moment And Tells Rabri: Dear, Let's Move ...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Nigh...

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Dr: I Have A Medicine, It Will Make U Young Again! 70yr Old Man: No! I Don't Want To Be Young. Dr: Why? Old Man: I Will Not Get My Pension Then!

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Everyone Wants Change But No One Brings It By Themselves.... Great Lines Said By.... . . Ramlal (city Bus Conductor) Log Chillar Nai Leke Ate Yaar....

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In Math, It's Never A Question Of Who, What, When, Why Or How... Its Always A Question Of Huh?

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In 1oo Mtr Race,it Was Announced 1 2 3 Start All Started Running Except Krish. Coach:why Are You Still Waiting? Krish:my No Is 4

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When Ur Life Is In Darkness Pray 2 God Ask Him 2 Free U From Darkness If After U Pray Ur Still In Darkness, Plz Pay Ur Electricity Bill!...

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Advice 4 Lyf Life Is Too Short..:) So Plz Don't Waste Ur Time In Removing Pendrive Safely..;) Aise Hi Khinch Liya K...

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Message Of Great Comparison.. Whats Common Between Politicians And Sperms??.. Only One In A Million Do Their Job!!

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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Universal Truth We Learnt: Sun Rises In The East Fact: Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates..! Moral: Education Spoils Our Commonsense;)...

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The Good Thing Abt Vodka Is That It Looks Like Water.... And The Good Thing Abt College Is That.... Water Bottles Are Allowed....!!!

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What Sexual Position Do You Have To Be In To Make The Most Ugliest Kid?. . . . Ask Your Parents!

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True Frnds Stand Behind U During Ur Bad Times Do U Want A Documentary Proof 4 Ths? In Future Check Out Ur Mariage Video, U Vl Find All Ur Frnds Behind U!!

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Santa-5min M Exm Chhor K Jane Laga Teahr-kya Hua Paper Nai Ata? Santa-wo Bat Nai H, Muje Kal K Paper Ki Tayari Krni G Ek Ek Minit Kimti H.

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Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...

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The Elephant Told The Camel Do U Have U B***s Backwards?? The Camel Answer Isnt How Funny How This S**t Is Camin From A Guy Who Has A D**k On Its Face?? Lol!!

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Boy: I Am 20 Yrs Old And U ? Girl: I Am Also 20 Years Old. Boy: Then Come. Girl: Y? Boy: To Play 20-20

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Boy : Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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