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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpiness And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king...

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Mummy, Mummy, I Have Discovered How Babies Are Made!!!! I Saw Daddy Put His W***y In Your Mouth Last Night. No, Thats Not Right, Replied Mummy, Thats How I Ge...

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Newton In Romantic Mood...... Universal Law: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer Fromone Girl To Another Girlfriend With Some Los...

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...

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Pleas Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry 370hssv 0773h

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If U R Sitting Among Group Of Ppl N There Heads R Down N Ur Is Up , Thats Not The Proof That U R A Self Confident Persin U Just Don't Hae A Mobile!...

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A Guy Was Setting Up His New Email Account. While His Girlfriend Sat Beside Him. Feeling All Macho,he Put In P*nis As His Password. His Girlfriend Fell Off He...

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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having Black Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful .....

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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Teacher : Now, Sam, Tell Me Frankly Do You Say Prayers Before Eating? Sam : No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook. :p

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I'd Like To Be The Sort Of Friend That You Have Been To Me, I'd Like To Be The Help That You've Been Always Glad To Be I'd Like To Mean As Much To You Each Minu...

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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Q. What Is The Difference Between A Hedgehog And A Busload Of Manchester United Fans? Ans- On A Hedgehog All The Pricks Are On The Outside !!!

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If You Really Want To Know The Meaning Of Life? Then Then Look In The Dictionary .!

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My Mobile Is Full With Rajnikant Jokes ............ . . . . .... . . . Now I Dont Need A Charger!!

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Three Monkey Has Escaped From Zoo. One Is Climbing On Tree Another Is Running On The Wall And The Third One Reading This Sms..

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Financial Management! A Begar Found 100rs He Decided To Have A Great Dinner In 5 Star He Went To A Hotel N Enjoyed The Diner, When Bill Came He Said I Hav No ...

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We Pronounce.. 22 As Twentytwo 33 As Thirtythree 44 As Fortyfour 55 As Fiftyfive Why Not.... 11 As Onetyone? -doubt Raised By Last Bench Association.....

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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...

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'sach Ka Samna' Jawab Sirf Haa Ya Naa Me Dena Hai. Aapke Liye 1 Sawal:- . Kya Aapne Bhikhari Ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt Hai To Reply Kar...

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Govt. Has Passed A New Rule..... Beautiful Girls Handsome Boys Have To Pay Tax.. Why R U Smiling U Escaped But Think About Me......

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Dad, What V****a Looks Like? Before S*x: A Pink Rose With Soft Lovely Pelats And Perfum Aroma. And After S*x? Boy, Have You Ever Seen A Bulldog Eating Mayonnais...

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One Day An Angel Tested Me He Erased My All Memory Asked? Do You, Remember Anyone Now? 'i Told Your Name. Angel Smiled Said Some Virus Can't Be Deleted...

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Do You Want Your Photo? Smile!! ---klik!--- )..( ((..)) Your Photo:)

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A Rich Man Dying Call Upon His Wife 2 The Bed, Honey, When I Die I Like 2 Bring Along All My Money..will U Promise Me? I Promise. Her Sister Who Overheard Ask...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar...

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...................if U Agree 2 All Her Likes, U R A Wimp. If U Dont, U R Not Understand'g So Simple Yet So Complex, So Wierd Yet So Beautiful. Thats A Girl...!...

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I Like Your Style, You Got Sheer Class, But Babe, My God, I Want Your A*s!

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Jivan Me 1 Baat Yaad Rkhna Aansu Pochne Wale Milenge, . . . Par . . . . Naak Pochne Koi Nhi Aata Isliye Thand Aa Gayi He Apna Dhyan Rakhna.. Happy...

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Sardarji Went To Party And Introduced His Family To His Friends. I Am Sardar And This Is Sardarney, This Is My Kid And This Is My Kidney

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A Lady Goes To Police Sation...and Says That My Husband Went To Sabji Market To Bring Potatoes Nd Hasn't Returned...yet Santa Inspector Thinks For A Long While....

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