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Here Are 7 Words To Describe You As My Good Friend: Kind Adorable Nice Attractive Sociable Amicable Intelligent In Short, You Are K.a.n.a.s.a.i...!!!...

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She Pulled To Make It Straight And Licked To Make It Stiff And It Was Perfect, So She Inserted It Into The Hole. Guess What She Is Doing ?? : : : : Inserting Th...

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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...

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Science Teacher: Oxygen Is A Must For Breathing For Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Blonde Student: Thank God ! I Am Born After 1773 Otherwise, I Would Have ...

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U Picked Me Up, . U Took Me Home, . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . U Took Off My Top, . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . Thank God Im A Bottle Of Pepsi......

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American :why Are All U Indians Of Different Colours ,look We Are All The Same White Indian: Horses Are Of Different Colours But Donkeys Are All Of The Same Col...

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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...

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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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Sardar Mobile Company Me Job K Lie Gaya Pahle Hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pe Use Maar K Bhaga Dia Sawal Tha? Sbse Mashoor Network Kaun Sa Hai? Sardar:cartoon Net...

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Some Great **** Sayings... U Make Me Wet & Put Me In Ur Mouth Everyday -tootbrush. And The Most Killer One U Cannot Njoy Me Unless U Spread Me -butter..:-p...

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- Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven? -- Answer - Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...

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A Travelling Salesman Rings The Doorbell And A 10 Year On Johnny Answers, Holding A Beer-can And Smoking A Fat Cigar. The Sales Man Asklittle Boy Is Your Mum Ho...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniform...

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The Most Active Person In The World -one Who Invented Alarm. The Most Lazy Person In The World -one Who Invented Snooze In Alarm.. -

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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That We Cannot Include In Our Cv Despite Of Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Refferences.. )...

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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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There Are 4 Steps To Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together! Love U !!!

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Men Are Like Tape Recorder.. Forward,backward,forward,backward, Forward,backward, Stop Eject

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: What??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful.....

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Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue . . . . . . . Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue . . . . . Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue..... . . . Tu Kiti Pan Khali Ja Tari..... . . Rose Is Red, Sk...

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U R The One Who Is Charming U R The One Who Is Intelligent U R The One Who Is Cute And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These Rumours.

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Did I Do Anything Wrong? Then Why R U Avoiding Me? At Least Remember Me Once In A Week. Its Really Hurting Me. With Luv Ur Toothbrush......

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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What Is The Difference Between A Panty And A Stage Curtain?????? When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty , Its The ...

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1 Ladki Jannat Me Gai To Farishton Se Boli:meri Shadi Kisi Delhi K Ladke Se Krwao. Farishta: Sabar Krle Begherat Pehly Kisi Delhi K Lrke Ko Jannat Me To Aane D...

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Amnesia. Amnesia Who? See? You Forgot Too! :)

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'sonu: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Sonu: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.'

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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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What Did The Paper Clip Say To The Magnet? . . . . . . . I Find You Very Attractive.

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Man To Se.xy Air Hostess: Whats Your Name? Air Hostess: Benz, Sir Man: Lovely Name. Any Relation With Mercedez Benz? Air Hostess: Same Price Sir....

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...

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