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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Dad To Son : When I Beat U How Do U Control Your Anger. Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet. Dad: How Does That Satisfy You? Son: I Clean With Ur Tooth Brush....

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A Dumb Blonde, And A Smart Blonde Both Jump Of A Cliff At The Same Time. Who Hits The Ground First? The Dumb Blonde, Because There Is No Such Thing As A Smart ...

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A Banana Peel And A Banana Are Robbing A Store. 'don't Worry,' Says The Peel. 'i've Got You Covered!'

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One Day An Angel Tested Me He Erased My All Memory Asked? Do You, Remember Anyone Now? 'i Told Your Name. Angel Smiled Said Some Virus Can't Be Deleted...

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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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New Style Of Prposing: . Boy:can I Take Ur Photo? . Girl:why? . Boy:i Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Their Mom Looked In Her Young Age.....

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A Family Of Mice Were Surprised By A Big Cat. Father Mouse Jumped And Said, Bow-wow! The Cat Ran Away. What Was That, Father? Asked Baby Mouse. Well, Son, That'...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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Little Boy: Aunty, What Is Inside Your Stomach? Pregnant Lady: It's A Cute Little Baby. Little Boy: If It Is Cute, Why Did U Eat It?

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1 Day I Read, Smoking Is Bad I Stop Smoking 1 Day I Read, Drinking Is Bad I Stop Drinking 1 Dat I Read, S*x Is Bad And Say,, Oh My Gush!!! From Now On...

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Your Future Depends On Your Dreams - So Go To Sleep!

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Now This 1 Is A Pj In Real Sense.. . Why Akshay Kumar's Wife Is Not A Big Star.? . . . Guess? . Because U Know Yaar, . Twinkle Twinkle Little...

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Define Contraceptive Pill? Its The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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Two Woman Were Talking About The New Hunk In The Neighborhood. But He Acts So Stupid, Said One To The Other. I Think He Must Have His Brains Between His Legs. Y...

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I Told My Wife That A Man Is Like A Fine Wine... I Always Get Better With Age. The Next Day, She Locked Me In The Wine Cellar.

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Why Did Tiger Stick His Head In The Toilet? He Was Looking For Pooh!

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Anmol Vachan Agar Apko Koi Pathar Mare To Ap Usey Phool Maro,..par Dhyan Rahe,........phool Gamle Ke Saath Hona Chahiye.

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'sonu: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Sonu: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.'

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Seventy Five Year Old Man Got Married To A Fifteen Year Girl. On Their First Night Both Were Crying - Why Reason - Becuse She Did Not Know Anything, And He Ha...

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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...

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Wm1-what Do Use For Washing Dishes? Wm2-oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best.

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A Friend Is Someone Who, Upon Seeing Another Friend In Immense Pain, Would Rather Be The One Experiencing The Pain Than To Have To Watch Their Friend Suffer.

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What Do You Do With A Years Worth Of Used Condoms? Melt Them, Turn Them Into Tire And Call It A Goodyear.

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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A Machine Invented 2catch Thieves Was Tested. In Uk,it Caught 50 Thieves In 30 Min, Spain:it Caught 110 India:in 15 Min Machine Ws Stolen.. . .

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Insan Ko Sabse Bda Shock Kab Lgta Hai?? . . . . . Think . . . Think Jab Use Ye Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Sms Pack K Sms Kar Rha Hai...:);)

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Q. What Do U Call A Manchester United Fan With Half A Brain? Ans-gifted.

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped In Front Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse: That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign ...

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Doctor Tells A Prostitute She Is Pregnant And Asked If She Knows Who The Father Is. The Prostitute Replys If You Eat A Can Of Beans Do You Know Which One Made Y...

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Teacher And Nick, His Student: Teacher: Nick, What Is The Past Participle Of The Verb To Ring? Nick: What Do You Think It Is, Sir? Teacher: I Don't Think, I ...

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Santa-5min M Exm Chhor K Jane Laga Teahr-kya Hua Paper Nai Ata? Santa-wo Bat Nai H, Muje Kal K Paper Ki Tayari Krni G Ek Ek Minit Kimti H.

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project...

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Maths And Women Are 2 Most Complicated Things In This Wold. But.... Maths, Atleast , Has Logic!...

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Sharaab Bani To Maikane Bane. Husn Bana To Deewane Bane. Kucch To Hai Aap Mein, Yun Hi Nahin Paagal Khane Bane!

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I Dont Fear Exams Now Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer Ill Write. According To Rajnikant.

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