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Imagine That Ur In The Forest Where There Is A Tiger In Front Of You Right About To Eat You. What Do You Do? U Stop Imagining.
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Am I Go0d B0y Or Nt .... Am I Lo0k Innocent ... Say Ur Oppinion... Of Coz U All Will Say... No ... Coz U All Jealous ... Lol
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Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes, After That . . . . . . . . . Who Cares? He's A Mile Away N D Shoes Is Yours..!!...
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Teacher: What Is Your Name?. Student: My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear Teacher: What Kind Of A Name Is This? Dont Joke Tell Me The Right Name Student: My N...
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Guy1: Bro, Ask Me Anything In English Ill Answer You Spanish Guy2: Ows? Okay. What Is The Essence Of Reincarnation In Our Mundane Existaence? Guy1: S...
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- Who Lives Blondes Head? - Rodents, Which Are Bothering The Brain. - And What They Are Doing There Now? - Dying Of Starvation ...
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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.
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Definition Of A Nurse A Young And Beautiful Woman Who Fingers You In All Places N Holds Your Hand And Then Expects Your Pulse To Be Normal!...
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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me*jsk*...
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Q. What Did One Teddy Bear Say To The Other Teddy Bear When He Offered Him Some Dessert? A. No Thank You, I Am Stuffed.
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Anmol Vachan Agar Apko Koi Pathar Mare To Ap Usey Phool Maro,..par Dhyan Rahe,........phool Gamle Ke Saath Hona Chahiye.
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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pnis So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!
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Rajni Slam Book:- Name:rajnikant(name To Suna Hoga) Hobby:playing With Tigers And Lions My Record:faught With Elephant And Broke Its Neck,jumped Over A Giraffe ...
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HOBBY:Playing with tigers and lions
My record:Faught with elephant and broke its neck,Jumped over a giraffe in long jump compition
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Teacher : Why Are There Old Dinosaur Bones In The Museum? Student : Because They Can Not Afford The New Ones.
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The 2 Hardest Things To Say In Life: 1. Hello For The 1st Time To An Unknown Person.! 2. Good Bye For The Last Time To Whom We Love Most..!...
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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.
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Ek Chor Chori Karne Gya,tijori Par Likha Tha Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi, Button Dabao Khul Jayegibuton Dabate Hi Police Aa Gyi.chor-maa Kasam Insaniyat H Nhi H ...
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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.
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Do Not Stand Too Much In Front Of Mirror. Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love With You, . . Because . . You Are So Cute And Dashing... . . . . . . . . For More Jo...
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Mai Pee Ke Nhi Bahekta.. Bahekta Hu Usey Dekh Kar.. Ab Btao Sharab Haram Ha Ya Woh? . . To Ammi Ka Jawab Aaya: Sharab Haram Hai Aur Wo Haraamzadi ..;)
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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...
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. Catch Her By Her Waist . Bring Her Home . . Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck . Put Ur Lips On Her Lips . Have A Nice Drink..... . Coca-cola!!! ....
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( Joke ) Teacher- Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Hath Na Ho, Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Khenge? Santa- Hindi Me Thakur Aur Eng Me Hendfree.
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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Boy : Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...
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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...
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Think Well, Plan Well, Do Well, Sleep Well, Play Well, Laugh Well And Throw Your Mobile Also In 2 Well, Because U R Not Messagin...
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A Doctor Implanted A New Ear To A Man. Man: U Idiot, U Gave Me A Woman?s Ear. Doctor: It Makes No Difference. Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything But Unders...
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Girlfriend: I Can't Marry You. I Am One Year Elder To You. Boyfriend: Very Good, I Love You So Much That I Can Wait For You For One Year.
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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.
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Exams Are Like Girl Friends - Too Many Questions - Difficult To Understand - More Explanation Is Needed - Result Is Always Fail!...
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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...
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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...
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Santa : Oh God ! Please Make New York The Capital City Of Punjab Banta : Why ? Santa : That Is What I Have Written The Exam...
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Father Asked The Boy, So,you Wanna Become My Son-in-law? The Boy Replied, Not Really Sir, But This Is The Only Way To Marry Your Daughter!
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Always Remember: A Good Friend Never Allows You To Do Stupid Things.... Alone :d...
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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...
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First Guy (proudly): My Wife's An Angel! Second Guy: You're Lucky, Mine's Still Alive.
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