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Husband To A Newly Wed Wife.i Could Go To The End Of The Worldfor U,, Wife Thanks, But Promise Me U Will Stay There.

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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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Pandit: I Am So Miser (kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Ho...

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I Have The I, I Have The L, I Have The O, I Have The V, I Have The E, So Pls Can I Have U?

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A Sardar Doctor And A Pandit Loved The Same Girl. Pandit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Docotr Asked: Why?? Pandit: An Apple A Day Keep...

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I Asked My Wife, Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said, Somewhere I Have Never Been! I Told Her, How About The Kitchen

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I Have No Trouble With My Enemies. I Can Take Care Of My Enemies All Right. But My D**n Friends-they're The Ones That Keep Me Walking The Floor Nights!

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Maine To Bustop Me Khadi Ldki Se Sirf Time Pucha Tha.. . . Ae Dosto.. Ki Kitne Baje? Wo To Sarma Ke Boli Park Me Thik Subah 9 Bje...

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Height Of Over Love: A Boy Doesnt Chat Wid His Gf Cz He Feels Dat Her Hand Myt Pain While Typing The Text...! Rofl!! :d...

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A Girl Talking On Mobile . . 2nd Girl: Kis Se Baat Kr Rahi Ho? . . 1st: Bhai Se. . . 2nd: Itnay Pyar Se.? . . 1st: Han Tera Jo Hai......

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X Opened A College, What Will Be The Name Of That College? Guess X Medical College Of Engineering For Arts,science N Commerce

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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya Thodi Der Chup Baithne K Bad Ladka Bola- English Handle Kr Leti Ho Naa Ladki Sharmate Hue- Namkin Saath Me Ho To Desi B Chalti Hai.

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A Kid Came Up 2 Me Today And Said Whats Your Favorite Telly Tubby.i Replied Probably The Samsung 3-d 42 Inch Flat Screen You Cheeky Little B*stard!

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What Has A Slice Of Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend Got In Common? In Both Cases You Wish You Took It Out A Few Seconds Earlier.

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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Rajinikant Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It It Takes Rajanikanth 20 Minutes To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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Little Boy: Aunty, What Is Inside Your Stomach? Pregnant Lady: It's A Cute Little Baby. Little Boy: If It Is Cute, Why Did U Eat It?

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Most People Have 5 Senses. Some People Have 6 Senses. But U R Blessed With 7 Senses. An Extra Sense Is Non Sense...!!

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My Sister Came Back Home Crying To My Mum After Her New-wed Honeymoon. Mum : Why Are You Crying My Girl? Girl : We Ended Up Quarelling On The First Night.. ...

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What Is The Difference Between A Panty And A Stage Curtain?????? When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty , Its The ...

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Guess Who I Saw Today? Everyone Who I Looked At........ :-)

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When I Was Young I Used To Pray For A Bike, Then I Realized That God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Prayed For Forgiveness.

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Whats Attitude? . Ricky Ponting Says God Sent Me To Earth To Show People How To Play Cricket. . . . . . Sachin Tendulkar Replied I Never Sent Anybody.:)...

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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I Told My Wife That A Man Is Like A Fine Wine... I Always Get Better With Age. The Next Day, She Locked Me In The Wine Cellar.

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: What??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful.....

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Glfrd-2day's My B'day,arn't U Giving Me A Gift? Byfrd-ofcourse I M,can U C Dat Red Car On Road? Grlfrnd- Ya..ya.. Bf-m Going 2 Buy U A Hairpin Of Same Color......

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'sach Ka Samna' Jawab Sirf Haa Ya Naa Me Dena Hai. Aapke Liye 1 Sawal:- . Kya Aapne Bhikhari Ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya? Himmt Hai To Reply Kar...

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Wife- Aaj Mai Towel Me Thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..! Pati- Fir Tumne Kya Kiya? Wife- Towel Ko Kholke Ghunghat Bana Liya..! Kuch Sanskaar Mujhme Bh...

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Teacher : Why Are There Old Dinosaur Bones In The Museum? Student : Because They Can Not Afford The New Ones.

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar...

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A Girl Asks Her Mom:i Want Some Fresh Air, Can I Go For A Walk? Mom: Alright,but Ask Your Fresh Air To Drop You Home By 10 P.m

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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I Saw U On Road Today. ... U Were Lukin So Fine, ... Ur Face So Divine, ... Ur Walk So Perfect. ... My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: ... Who Let The D...

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