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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends - Too Many Questions - Difficult To Understand - More Explanation Is Needed - Result Is Always Fail!...

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Solid Beztiiiii... Girl Friend - Januu Ek Baat Kahu... . . . . . . . Boy Friend - Nahiiiiii.... Or Thora Durrr Ho Kr Beth !!!

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Rahul Gandhi : Mom Hum Is Desh Ko Kab Tak Lootenge?? Sonia :'jab Tak Hai Jaan' Now What We Think? Rahul Gandhi : Hamari Help Kaun Karega? Sonia:'son Of Sar...

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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A - U R Attractive B - U R The Best C - U R Cute D - U R Dear 2 Me E - U R Excellent F - U R Funny G - U R Good-looking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking L...

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U Have $300 U Lost $50 Then Found $30 But Bought 5 Candies For $0.50 And Gave A Dollar To A Kid Relax! Now, My Question... How Are You? Xd...

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Guess What I Got For My Mother For Christmas? An Electric Broom! Said The Wife. Why? Said The Husband. So She Can Get Here Faster?

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History Teacher: From Where To Where Did The Hitler's Rule? Student: Sir I Am Not Sure But I Think From Page 15 To 26

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Breaking News Atm At Kochi Is Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Tintu's Girl Friend Put Hair Pin In Machine When It Said, Enter Ur Pin

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One ...

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To Reduce Depression Of Students Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots.. Sir- Wat Did U Learn From D Movie? Students- During Kiss, No Harm From Nose.

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Sardr Rapin A Girl In Car. A Policman Came Said Wht R U Doin? Sardr:im Rapin Her. Polce:ok Im Next. Sardr:fine, But I Hav Nevr Rape A Policman...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing A Doorbell.... . . . Today He Is Known As 'inspector Daya'...

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Grlfrnd:mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.boyfrnd :aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo Ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun.. :d

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher:if 1000 Kgs=tonden 3000 Kgs=how Much? Sardar: Ton!ton!ton!...

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Pop Pop Popsicle!! Ice Ice Icecicle!! Test Test..... Oh Wait :p

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Seventy Five Year Old Man Got Married To A Fifteen Year Girl. On Their First Night Both Were Crying - Why Reason - Becuse She Did Not Know Anything, And He Ha...

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Patient: I Have Swallowed A Key. Sardar Doctor: When? Patient: 3 Months Back! Sardar Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Patient: I Was Using Duplicat...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Tcher While Lecturing , Noticed A Student Sleeping At The Back. Tcher Shouts 2 Hs Neighbor : ? Wake Him Up!? Neighbor Yells : ?u Put Him 2 Sleep , So U Wake H...

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Punjab Police Ka Jalwa... Santa Taalaab Me Nanga Naha Raha Tha.. Police-chal Oye Baahar Aakar Kapde Pehen Le Teri Talaashi Leni He..:d

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I Think It Is Time I Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back...! Nice A*s.

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pnis So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Evry Night Dr: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok Sardar: Can I Take Tommorrow, Tonight Is Final Game !!!!...

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number. We Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience..

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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night

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A Cool Thought . Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.. . . There Are So Many New Ones.. Try A Diferent 1 Each Day.. After All, Variety Is The Spice Of...

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Height Of Bravery: Entering Into D Class Widout Permission N Telling D Teacher 'hey Sweety Carry On.. Dont Stop 4 Me'!!!

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Kanjus: Ek Toothbrus Dena, Mere Brus Ka Ek Baal Toot Gya Hai! Shop'kpr: Ek Baal Tootne Pr Ek Brus Kyu Le Rhe Ho? Kanjus: Jo Baal Toota Hai Wo Aakhri Tha....

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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Woman: When My Husband Left Me,he Said: He Was Going To Join The Army For A Little Peace.

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# How True.. .a Cigarette Shortens Your Life By 2 Min, A Beer Shortens Your Life By 4 Minutes, A Working Day Shortens Your Life By 8 Hours!

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U Are A.. B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? You Are Really B***h

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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