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It's Better To Let Someone Think You Are An Idiot Than To Open Your Mouth And Prove It.

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Santa Clas Me Hans Rha Tha 1ldki Boli- Stand Up Kon Ho Tum Snta:tum Kon Ho? Ladki:mai Monitor Hu Snta:ha Ha Tere Din Gye Pgli Ab Laptop Or Tablet Ka Zmana H...

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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'sonu: Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke Dost Chura Lengey? Sonu: Nahin, Pehchan Lengey.'

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said...come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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Wife:“shaadi Ke Shuru Mein Jb Me Khana Pakati Thi,aap Zyada Mujhe Khilate Or Khud Kum Khaty The,par Ab Aisa Kyo Nahi Hai” Husband:“kyo Ki Aab Tume Pakana...

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Daru Se Nasha Badhta He, Nashe Se Junun, Junun Se Mehnat, Mehnat Se Paisa, Paise Se Izat. Isliye Izat Paneke Liye, Daru Pina Bahut Jaruri He.. Lol

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Son: Mom, When I Was On The Bus With Dad This Morning, He Told Me To Give Up My Seat To A Lady. Mom: Well, You Have Done The Right Thing. Son: But Mum, I Wa...

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Two Girls Boasting About Their Boyfriends. Jacks Unbelievable, Said The First Girl. He Walks Right Up To Me And Puts It Straight In. Thats Nothing, Said The...

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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Laloo Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Santa: Why Are You Writing So Slowly Laloo: I Am Writing To My 5 Years Old Kid Jhurlu, He Can't Read Very Fast.

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A Cute Proposal.. Boy-i Luv U.. Girl-haatttt Nopee.. Boy-i Wil Die For U.. Girl-hattt Boy- I Cant Live Without You.. Girl-hatt Boy-i Wil Marry U.. Girl-reallyy?...

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isnt Lifting Himself Up. Pushing The Earth Down.

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1's Receive Messages From Me...

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . . Foe Playing Chess...

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Marriage: It`s An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master Degree!

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Friendship Isn't How U Forget But How U Forgive,not How U Listen But How U Understand,not What U See But How U Feel,and Not How U Let Go But How U Hold On!!!

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha You Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know, Coz The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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Wife: (standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled And No Longer Pretty. Will You Still Give Me A Compliment? Funny Husband: Your Eyesight Is Still E...

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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A Rich Man Dying Call Upon His Wife 2 The Bed, Honey, When I Die I Like 2 Bring Along All My Money..will U Promise Me? I Promise. Her Sister Who Overheard Ask...

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Important Test Are You A Boy Or A Girl? To Find Out Try This!! Look Down!!! Hello Are You Nuts? I Said Look Down At Your Bottoms!!! Cant You Even Determi...

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Why Don't They Have Any Toilet Paper In Pizza Restaurant? Because Its Finger Licking Good!

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We Spend Our Whole Life In Buying New Clothes, But The Best Time We Enjoy Are Without Clothes...:-)

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First Guy (proudly): My Wife's An Angel! Second Guy: You're Lucky, Mine's Still Alive.

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Once Rajinikant Bunked A Whole Day In School.. . . . . . . . Since Then That Day Is Known As Sunday...

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Popcorn Garm Tve Par Kyu Ucchalte H. ? ? ? Kabhi Khud Beth Ke Dekh Lena Pta Chal Jayega.

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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Sonu : I Want To Expand My Laptop .. Monu : How ? Sonu : By Installing Door Instead Of Windows .!!!

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Rajinikanth Never Wet His Bed As A Child. The Bed Wet Itself In Fear. The Only Man Who Ever Outsmarted Rajinikanth Was Stephen Hawking, And He Got What He Dese...

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Hi Babes! Hows My Cute Darlin?i Miss You !! I Missed Kissing And Cuddling And Smelling You !! How's My Pumkin? Is My Baby Hungry? Have You Eat...

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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Pati K Hath Me Diya Wo Khushi Se Chillaya-puttar Hua. Puttar Hua Nurse Chillayi- Abe Andhe Ladki Hui Hai, Meri Ungli Chhod..!

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Santa In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing He Was Excited And Shouted Bombay Bombay Bombay Airhostess Said:- B Silent Santa:- Ok Ombay Ombay Ombay....

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Lastnite, My Lovely Pyjama

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Teacher: What Is Your Name? Student: Mera Naam Suraj Prakash Hai. Teacher: When I Ask A Question In English, Answer It In English. Student: My Name Is Sunlig...

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***newsflash*** Tell All Your Female Friends That I Can Get 100 Tampons For 1 ... No Strings Attached ...but For A Limited Period Only! ...a Bloody Good Deal!...

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Whats True Bravery? To Arrive Home Fully Drunk Late Night And Mom Waiting With A Broom And U Ask: Hey Mom, Still You Are Cleaning The Room...

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