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Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Tujhe Aai Ho Bade Zor Se Susu, Aur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile !

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Man: Among My 4 Sons, 3 Are Mba. Friend: 4th? Man: He Didn't Study And Became A Thief... Friend: Why Don't You Throw Him Out? Man: He Is The Only 1 Who Earn...

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Sardarji Is Not Sleeping With His Wife These Days Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds Itimpossible To Teach You Anything!son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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I Think It Is Time I Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back...! Nice A*s.

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Q. What Do Lesbians Cook For Dinner? A. They Don't. They Eat Out!...

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Condom Always There When Things Are Hard.

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Laloo And Rabri Were On An African Safari When A Lion Suddenly Dragged Rabri With His Jaws. Rabri: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! Laloo: Wait! Wait! Let Me Change The ...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips Let Me Feel Ur Teeth Let Me Taste Ur Tongue This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminding U 2 Brush.

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Some One Told Me U Were 2faced But I Stuck Up 4u N Said Bulls**t.. If U Had 2faces Why Woud U Use The Ugly One All T Time!

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Once A Girl Askd A Boy-y We Have Units To Measure Weight, Force,speed, Distnce Etc Bt Nothin To Measure Luv,trust, Frndshp.y? Boy Thought For A While, Took Her ...

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If U R Sitting Among Group Of Ppl N There Heads R Down N Ur Is Up , Thats Not The Proof That U R A Self Confident Persin U Just Don't Hae A Mobile!...

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Where Do You Find Mangoes? Mango Tree? Fruit Shop? **** No **** Where Ever Woman Goes, Peeche-peeche Man-goes!

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Girls R Special Ones Created By God.. If U Praise Her,she Thinks U R Tell'g Lies If U Dont, U R Gud 4 Noth'g If She Talks,she Wants U 2 Listen.if U Listen, She ...

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Punjab Police Ka Jalwa... Santa Taalaab Me Nanga Naha Raha Tha.. Police-chal Oye Baahar Aakar Kapde Pehen Le Teri Talaashi Leni He..:d

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Bush Sent A Coded Message To Saddam.it Read: 370hssv-0773h Saddam Was Stumped And Sent For His Son. His Son Was Stumped Too,so It Went To His Other Son.son Coul...

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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Friend Search: Friend Detector Activated...calibration Complete, Now Searching.....still Searching....still Searching......sorry, No Friends Found.

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What Is Height Of Desperation? A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin

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A-ur Attractive B-ur Beautiful C-urcaring D-ur Delicous E-ur Exciting F-ur Funny G-ur Gorgeous H-ur Heavenly I-im J-just K-kidding L-loser!...

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Please Help... My Income Tax Return Form Has Been Sent Back To Me Because In Response To Question For Number Of Dependent On You ? I Replied : 2.1 Million...

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I Want To Kiss Your Lips. I Want To Play With Your Teeth. I Want To Taste Your Tongue. Hey! Don't Get Angry Fren, I'm A Toothpaste.

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Its A Humble Request 80 Percent Of Teachers Suffer From Headache By Teaching Loud So Plz... Bunk The Clases As Much As Possible To Save Our Teachers..thanks...

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Gal-if My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Is Dinner. Wat Will U Lyk 2 Have? Boy-i Am On Diet. I Will Only Have Snacks In Between Lunch And Dinner!! :-...

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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Principal Pappu Se: India Ka Jhanda Sbse Pehle Kaha Lgaya Gya? Pappu (kaafi Sochne K Baad): Dande Par. Lol. . Moral- Pappu Itna V Bevkuf Nhi He..

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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

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A Boy Called Fm Radio Said: I Have Found A Purse With 15 Thousand Rupees,a Credit Card An I.d Card Of Ms.ramya,no.13 Halls Rd, Chennai. Rj: How Honest Sir...

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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Laziness Rocks: Boy:mom, Pls Giv Me A Glass Of Water, Mom:u Come & Drink. Boy:pls Mom. Mom:if U Repeat, I'll Slap U. Boy:wen U Come To Slap Me,bring W...

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It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper That We Use To Write One Exam. Join Us In Promoting The Noble Cause Of Saving Trees. Say No To Exams....

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Universal Truth We Learnt: Sun Rises In The East Fact: Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates..! Moral: Education Spoils Our Commonsense;)...

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Guess What I Got For My Mother For Christmas? An Electric Broom! Said The Wife. Why? Said The Husband. So She Can Get Here Faster?

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Doctor To Lady: U R Looking So Weak And Exhausted ! Are U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised ? Lady: Oh My God ! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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In Usa,every Year,thomas Alva Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Cutting Current For 2min.. But Here Due To Over Respect, V Celebrate It For 6-8hours...

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Boy : Do U Love Me? Girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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