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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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Men Are Like Tape Recorder.. Forward,backward,forward,backward, Forward,backward, Stop Eject

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller ...

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7 Stages In A Womans Life- 1. Infant 2. Baby 3. School Girl 4. Young Girl 5. Young Woman 6. Young Woman 7. Young Woman She Never G...

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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...

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Why Do Indian Women Pray 2 God 4 Same Husband In Next Life? 2 Ensure The Efforts Taken 2 Train Him In Dis Life,do Not Go In Vain!

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil : Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay Devil : Nothing. H**l To H**l Is Free...

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Boy- He Says I Love U 2 His Girl Frnd Studenly Falls On The Floor. Girl Frnd- Whts This?? Boy- I Am Falling In Love.

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How Do We Recognize A Happy Alcoholic? The Liver Reaches The Liver...

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It Is The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It In The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bedroom Or Anywhere. U Must Never Stop Doing It. It Is Prayer. God Blesses You.

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Rajinikanth Never Wet His Bed As A Child. The Bed Wet Itself In Fear. The Only Man Who Ever Outsmarted Rajinikanth Was Stephen Hawking, And He Got What He Dese...

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Teacher: Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time.

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What Do You Do With A Years Worth Of Used Condoms? Melt Them, Turn Them Into Tire And Call It A Goodyear.

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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...

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Sardar In Bio Practical Exam Exmnr: See D Birds Leg Tell Its Name. Sardar: I Dont Know. Exmnr: U R Failed. Wats Ur Name? Sardr: Now U C My Leg Tell My Name.......

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Survey At The Doctor's... Doctor: Do You Smoke? Patient: No,thank You.i Would Rather Drink Something....

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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What Is Height Of Desperation? A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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Why Katrina Have Small But Hot Bal ....... .... .... Because Salman Has Already Drink It Man

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Rajinikanth Does Not Own A Stove, Oven, Or Microwave, Because Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That's Why There Are N...

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True...

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Q. What Do Lesbians Cook For Dinner? A. They Don't. They Eat Out!...

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Santa:-banta Se Yaar Dhoka Ho Gya.. Banta:- Kaise?? Santa:- Yaar Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The Ghar Se, Ghar Walo Ne Books Hi Bhej Di.....

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N_boys: Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men Toilet : The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands! -

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Here's To The Girl That I Kissed Last. She Didn't Kiss Slowly Nor Did She Kiss Fast. But She Kissed So Long And She Kissed So Sweet. She Made Things Stand Th...

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio...!!

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What Did The Paper Clip Say To The Magnet? . . . . . . . I Find You Very Attractive.

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Once Rajinikanth Told A Kid, Go To H*ll. Today That Kid Is Known As Yamraj Airtel Uses Rajinikanth's Sim...

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What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used, While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....

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When I Was Studing, My Mom Was Calling Me . But I Dint Respond, I Was Deeply Involved In Studies But She Called Again And Again, I Shouted Plz Leav Me To Study,...

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1's Receive Messages From Me...

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Classroom Is Like A Train 1st 2 Benches R Reserved 4 Vips Nxt 2 R General Coach N The Last 2 Benches R Very Demanded Bcoz Its Sleeper Coach... :

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Lady:shoes Dikhaiye Shopkeeper:kitane Number Ka? ? Lady: 36 ? ? Shopkeeper:jaao Jaao Madam, Ghar Se Soch Kar Nikla Karo, Ki Kya Lena Hai.

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami. . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Was Swimming In The Ocean That Day.....

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