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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'

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The Most Active Person In The World -one Who Invented Alarm. The Most Lazy Person In The World -one Who Invented Snooze In Alarm.. -

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Q: What Did The Blond Do When She Missed The 66 Bus? A: She Took The 33 Bus Twice Instead.

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Send E-mail To The Rest Of The Company To Tell Them What You're Doing. For Example: If Anyone Needs Me, I'll Be In The Bathroom.

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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It Is Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, And A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Important That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!!

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A Miss Asked 4rm Chilrens... Tell Me D Things We Should Avoid Putting In Mouth? Johny Replied, Hot Bulb !! Miss- But Why Is It Hot Bulb?? Johny- Last Night M...

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Height Of Status: Lady Goes To A Fruit Shop. Shopkeeper: Your Dog Is Eating My Fruits. Lady:dolly! Don't Eat The Fruits Without Washing Them.

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Accidents Do Happen.i Slip- I Trip- I Stumble- I Fall Usually I Don't Care At All... But Now I Don't Know What To Do Coz I Slipped And Fell In Love With U....

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Wife: (gusse Me) Aapne Bola Tha Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Peoonga... Husband: Reason Hai... Diwaali Aa Rahi Hai, Rocket Chalane Ke Liye Khali Bottle Chaahiye...

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Santa: Yaar Banta, Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ki Aaj Extra Class Hogi, Kya Karun? Banta: Message Sending Failed Likh Ke Bhej De

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...this Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... Now Read Without The Word Dog......

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Teacher: Everyone Write Your Lover Name On A Paper After 2 Seconds, Girls: Finished Madam After 10 Minutes, Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!...

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Kissing At The Top,holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answar? What? Ho...don't Think Dirty... Its A ''cigrette''

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What Is Wife? 'wife Langar Ke Prasad Ke Jaisi Hoti H Jisme Chahte Huye Bhi Koi Nuks Nahi Nikal Sakte, Shradha Aur Majburi K Sath Chupchap Khaye Jao.

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He: Darling, If You Marry Me, I Will Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She: And What About The Big Wishes.

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Smoke Everyday! Smoke Means S=send M=me O=one K=kool Sms E=everyday So Please Feel Free To Smoke.request You To Be A Chain Smoker.good Day.............

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams, Which The Father Receives As : Father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam....

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An Arab Was Intrviewed At Chckpoint Ur Name Pls? -abdul S*x? -6 Times A Week. I Mean M Or F? -doesn't Matter Sometimes Even Camel Holy Cow -yes, Cows And Go...

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Doctors Aftr Operation And Students Aftr Exam Both Tell The Same Answer . . . . . . . . We Tried Our Best Cant Say Anything Right Now! :d:>

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Grlfrnd:mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.boyfrnd :aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo Ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun.. :d

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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X Opened A College, What Will Be The Name Of That College? Guess X Medical College Of Engineering For Arts,science N Commerce

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You Will Never Believe This, Johnny, Said The Simple Friend. My Wifes A Bit Backward. Why???? On Our Wedding Night She Put The Pillow Under Her A#*e Instead O...

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A Lady Shouts On Her Maid...u Have Stolen My Panties!!! Maid Replied: No Mam, I M Totally Innocent... Lady Replied: No...i Can't Believe What U Said!!! Maid R...

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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Ek Chuha Tha ? ? ? ? , ! ! ! ! Battameez Sara Msg Hi Khaa Gya Warna Itna Kuch Likha Tha Apki Tarif Me Pucho Mat..

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Why Are Condoms Transparent? So That The Sperms Could At Least Take A Glance And See The Scenery Of Their.. Supposedly Promised Land..haha...

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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing A Doorbell.... . . . Today He Is Known As 'inspector Daya'...

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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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Teacher: What Is Your Name? Student: Mera Naam Suraj Prakash Hai. Teacher: When I Ask A Question In English, Answer It In English. Student: My Name Is Sunlig...

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Mr.bean Said To His Girlfriendi Luv U& Fell Down. Again Toldi Luv U&fell Down.girl: Y U R Doing Like This? Mr.bean: I Am Falling In Love

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Which Sexual Position Produces The Ugliest Children? Ask Your Mom.

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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Sardar Ko Sapne Me Kisi Ladki Ne Chappal Mari, 2din Bad Sardr Ne Apna Bank A/c Band Kr Diya. Qki Bank Me Likha Thahum Aap Ke Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hai.

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'signal Pay 1 Aurat Ki Car Ruki To 1 Fakir Mangnay Laga. Aurat Boli. Tmhari Shakl Kuch Jani Pehchani Lagti Hy. Fakir Bola. Madam V R Friends On Facebook ...

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Here Are 7 Words To Describe You As My Good Friend: Kind Adorable Nice Attractive Sociable Amicable Intelligent In Short, You Are K.a.n.a.s.a.i...!!!...

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