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Sam Thought Lol Meant Lots Of Love So He Sent It In The Followin Text 2 His Girlfrnd . . 'sorry To Hear About Ur Mothers Death . . .lol :p...

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...

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Cheese Is Cheese Butter Is Butter If U 4get Me I Will Throw U In *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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Bobby Saw His Parent ''having Fun'' One Night. The Next Day He Went Shopping With His Mom To The Town N Halfway On The Bus His Face Turned Red Suddenly.. Mom ...

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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Which Is The Most Famous Car Of India Nowadays? A Boy Replied Balatcar

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A Father's Boy Was Joined To Facebook He Is New On It ...he Went For His Son Profile ... N Then He Saw.. Wtf In His Profile... His Father Ask Wat Means Wtf ......

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Husband Sitting With His Wife In Restaurant, . Drinking Beer N Says:- I Love U Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? .husband:- Its Me, Talking To Bee...

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A Reporter Was Interviewing A 104 Year-old Woman: And What Do You Think Is The Best Thing About Being 104? She Simply Replied, No Peer Pressure.

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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If U Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks And The Sings Of Skin Ageing, Then Try . . . . . . . . . . . . Adobe Photoshop...

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Santa Was Weeping At A Grave, Why Did You Die? Why Did You Die? Your Death Ruined My Life. Banta: For Whom Do You Mourn So Deeply? A Child? A Parent? Wife? Or ...

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What Do You Call A Reindeer With No Eyes? No Eyed Deer.

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The Good Thing Abt Vodka Is That It Looks Like Water.... And The Good Thing Abt College Is That.... Water Bottles Are Allowed....!!!

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A Devil Came Running To My Room. He Wanted To Have Trouble With Good People. I Suggested Your Name. Oh No! He Said, We Should Not Disturb Our Superiors!

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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Thought Of The Day Dont Depend Everythime On My Thoughts, Try To Think Of Ur Own Sometimes!!!!!!!!!!

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Kaash Mere Dardo Ki Tujhe Aisi Saja Mile Tujhe Aai Ho Bade Zor Se Susu, Aur Kahi Karne Ki Jagah Na Mile !

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B Practical Daw.... F Ur Suitor Will Ask U Wat U Want... Chocol8? Flower? Stuff Toy? Necklace? O C'mon! B Practical Girl! Bigas Girl! Bigas!....hehehehe...

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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7-8 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kia Mujhe Lekin Ab Tum Mujhe Or Dur Nhi Rkh Sakte Aaj Nhi To Kal Tm Mujhe Jarur Apnaoge Wid Luv Tumhra Purana Sweater Happy Winter...

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Mujrim- Saab Muje Aysi Saja Do K Log Mere Naam Pe Thu-thu Kare Jaha B Jau Log Mujhe Galiya De... Judge- Sale Ab Tujhe Pm Bana De Kya..?

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: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!.............

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Boys Are Like Roses You've Gotta Watch Out For The P . R . I . C . K . S

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Mr.bean Said To His Girlfriendi Luv U& Fell Down. Again Toldi Luv U&fell Down.girl: Y U R Doing Like This? Mr.bean: I Am Falling In Love

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Rajinikanth Can Make Onions Cry. .... ...... Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Pr

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :...

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Smile Is Gift Given By God To Us So Keep On Smiling Smiling Smiling Smiling Until You Are Admitted In A Mental Hospital...

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If U Sleep With Ur G.f On 14 Feb (valentine Day )she Wil Giv U Gud Newz On 8 March (mothers Day) And U Wil Hav A Child On 14 Nov (childern Day)...see D Medical ...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . -)

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