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My Bro Returns Fr Sch N Says He Got A 'f' In Maths. Why? Asks My Father. The Teacher Asked Wht Is '2x3' N I Said '6'. But That's Right! Yeah, But Then She...
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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...
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I Saw A Bad Dream Last Night, All Fools In World Are Dead. So Now You Give Me A Miss Call Urgently .... Because I Am Really Worried About You ............
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Student Life Is Similar To Walking In A Park And The Park Is Similar To Jurassic Park :p
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Newly Wed Couple, A One Footed War Vet And His Bride Start To Undress. He Nevr Told Her About His False Foot. She Sees Him Taking It Off And Runs Out Of The R...
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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...
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Guy Walks Into A Pub After The Merseyside Derby And Asks For A Lucas, The Barmaid Replies What Is That? Guy Replies A Quick Half And Im Off
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Teacher: If A=b, B=c Then A=c Can U Tell One More Example Of This Type Student : I Love My Teacher, Teacher Loves His Daughter, So I Love Teacher Daughter
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Woman: When My Husband Left Me,he Said: He Was Going To Join The Army For A Little Peace.
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Husband: You Know, Our Son Got His Brain From Me. Wife: You Are Right, I Still Got Mine With Me!!!
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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..
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Where Did Love Born ? Guess, Think. Simple In China, Because It Has No Warranty And No Guarantee.
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Indian Wife Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai.. Wo Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko . . . Abey Gadhe Ya 'oye Gadhe' Nahi Kehti. . Isliye Wo Short Me Kehti Hai A.g./o.g. Su...
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Child.god//plz I Dont Want 3rd World War.... God. Y,u Luv Ur Country So Much? Child.no God I Am Weak In History I Cant Study Anothee War....
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Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? A Little Boy Falls Into The Mud Wanna Hear A Clean Joke? He Takes A Bath With Bubbles Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? Bubbles Is Michal Jackso...
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A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Said: Look Mom Look,that Boy N Girl R Fighting For A Chewing Gum. . .
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Black Mailing In New Style: Employee To Boss: If U Don't Inrease Ma Salray, Then I Will Tell The Whole Staff That Boss Has To Increased Ma Salary......
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Wife: (standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled And No Longer Pretty. Will You Still Give Me A Compliment? Funny Husband: Your Eyesight Is Still E...
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Gk Question: Which Insect Has No Life? A Dead Insect! Oh God, Y U Made Me So Clever?...
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A-ur Attractive B-ur Beautiful C-urcaring D-ur Delicous E-ur Exciting F-ur Funny G-ur Gorgeous H-ur Heavenly I-im J-just K-kidding L-loser!...
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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me! I Don't Wanna See You Die!
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Sardar And Pathan Going Somewhere Together They Found Rs. 1000 On The Way. Pathan- Lets Take 50-50 Sardar-what Will U Do Of Remaining 900?
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Laloo Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Santa: Why Are You Writing So Slowly Laloo: I Am Writing To My 5 Years Old Kid Jhurlu, He Can't Read Very Fast.
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Supervisor To A Student Supervisor: Why R U Tensioned? Did U Forget Hallticket, Id Or Calculator? Student: Oh! No Sir By Mistake I Brought 2morow's Exam Bit T...
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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...
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Teacher: Because Of Gandhijis Hard Work What Do We Get On 15th August? Student: A Holiday
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No Matter How Sad, No Matter How Sick, I Feel Better Just Thinking Of You... But I'm Happier Each Time I Send You A Message 'coz I Know I'll Be Disturbing You!...
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Lady:shoes Dikhaiye Shopkeeper:kitane Number Ka? ? Lady: 36 ? ? Shopkeeper:jaao Jaao Madam, Ghar Se Soch Kar Nikla Karo, Ki Kya Lena Hai.
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A Cute Proposal.. Boy-i Luv U.. Girl-haatttt Nopee.. Boy-i Wil Die For U.. Girl-hattt Boy- I Cant Live Without You.. Girl-hatt Boy-i Wil Marry U.. Girl-reallyy?...
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When An Apple Is Green, It's Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is Sixteen She's Ready To ..woops...wrong Number....
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What Is An Outdoor Girl???? . . . . One With The Bloom Of Youth In Her Cheeks And The Cheek Of Youth In Her Bloomers!!!!!!!...
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Height Of Over Love: A Boy Doesnt Chat Wid His Gf Cz He Feels Dat Her Hand Myt Pain While Typing The Text...! Rofl!! :d...
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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....
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.... Boy:baby,i Want Something Under Your Bra Girl:you Are 35th Of Them. 35th Boy Already Want That As It So Big But I Don't Give Him The Sweet Mi...
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Student Life Is So Easy... Just Like A Walk In A Park.... But Park Is Like...... . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park...........!...
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Its The Thing That Satisfies Your Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Your Naughty Mind!...
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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It\'s Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month.. Lol
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