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Orry 4 Disturb U. Can U Fax Me Ur Photo, Its Very Urgent, Serious Matter Has Comeup Actually, We R Playing A Cards And I Lost The Joker...............

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Important .... I Am Playing Cards And We Have Misplaced ...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? . . . . . . Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Playing Cricket And Rain Stopped Due To Heavy Play... Rajinikanth Can Lift Up A Chair While Sitting On It

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked:why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard Dard Me Yaqin Yaqin Me Khyal Khayal Me Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir Tasvir Me Sirf Ap! Itna Darawna Khuwab? Baap Re Baap.

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Pandit: I Am So Miser (kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Ho...

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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We Spend Our Whole Life In Buying New Clothes, But The Best Time We Enjoy Are Without Clothes...:-)

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Girls Express There Feelings With Tears. Boys Express There Feeling With Beer.

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The B...

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A Cool Thought . Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.. . . There Are So Many New Ones.. Try A Diferent 1 Each Day.. After All, Variety Is The Spice Of...

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Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum Idiot, Stupid, Bakwas Ho Tum Par Jo Bhi Ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakas Ho Tum

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When I Was A Dog, And Your Were A Flower I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!! Hhhhhhhhhhh

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. ....pay The Bill........

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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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Fly Asian Spirits! You Fly As Asians, You Land As Spirits..!!

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If You Are Sitting In A Group Of People And Their Heads Are Down While Ur's Is Up, Its Not The Proof Tht U R A Self Confient Person, Its Just. . . That U Dont...

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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U Picked Me Up, . U Took Me Home, . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . U Took Off My Top, . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . Thank God Im A Bottle Of Pepsi......

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Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My V****a Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. Girl: Just Recharge The Battery...

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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Haryana You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dear (thanks To Haryana Elect...

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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What Did One Math Book Say To The Other Math Book? 'i Have A Lot Of Problems!'

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Q: What Do You Get When You Offer A Blonde A Penny For Her Thoughts? A: Change.

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get? Kid: Three New Girlfriends.

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Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea... You Stand By The Ironing Board While I Sit On The Sofa And Fart.

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words...

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A Travelling Salesman Rings The Doorbell And A 10 Year On Johnny Answers, Holding A Beer-can And Smoking A Fat Cigar. The Sales Man Asklittle Boy Is Your Mum Ho...

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When U Fall 4m Great Height,trust Me I'll Always B Der 2 Catch U..... /o/ () !! O__ ()-- !! O () !! ---o 0ops! Once More Plz.........

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Sir: Why Late? Stud: I Came By Walk That's Why Sir: Why Can't U Come In Bus Or Vehicle. Stud: I Have Told To Ur Daughter But She Is Refusing...

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Difference Between Well And Girls One Can Be Permenently Filled And Other Can Only Be Temporarly Filled One Can Be Permenently Sealed And The Other Can Only Te...

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Women's Life Is Very Hard. Moring-wash Clothes. Noon-dry Clothes. Evening-iron Clothes Night-remove Clothes Late Midnight Searching Clothes.

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Q: What Did The Gangsters Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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Mjmax15 - Q. The Madrasi Said, I Want To See The Movie 'heart Is Umbrella'. Which Movie Did He Really Want To See? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dil Chhata Hai!...

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