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The Sardarni Asked Her Lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, If We Get Engaged Will You Give Me A Ring? Sure Replied Santa What's Your Phone Number?...

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Boy- He Says I Love U 2 His Girl Frnd Studenly Falls On The Floor. Girl Frnd- Whts This?? Boy- I Am Falling In Love.

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A High Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p...

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Students Poem...... God Made Bees, Bees Made Honey, We Do Study And, Teacher Get Money.

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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I Searchd Many Shops To Buy The Best Chocolate 4 U. But, I Did'nt Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than You N Ur Smile... . . . Next Joke Tomorrow At Same Time..

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Survey At The Doctor's... Doctor: Do You Smoke? Patient: No,thank You.i Would Rather Drink Something....

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Yo Mama So Nasty They Banned Her From A Sewage Plant For Sanitary Reasons.

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- Why Is Six Afraid Of Seven? -- Answer - Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.

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Every Girl Has Three Guys In Her Life... The One She Loves... The One She Hates... The One She Cant Live Without... And In The End, They're All The Same Guy......

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said...come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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A-ur Attractive B-ur Beautiful C-urcaring D-ur Delicous E-ur Exciting F-ur Funny G-ur Gorgeous H-ur Heavenly I-im J-just K-kidding L-loser!...

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp.i Asked Him To Increase All Girls' Brain 10 Times More.he Laughed & Told-multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero..!

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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What Did The Boy Octopus Say To The Girl Octopus? I Want To Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand....

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Cheese Is Cheese Butter Is Butter If U 4get Me I Will Throw U In *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Q: Did You Hear About The Hooker Who Got Arrested In The Coal Fields? A: She Was Charged With Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Miner.

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Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? A Little Boy Falls Into The Mud Wanna Hear A Clean Joke? He Takes A Bath With Bubbles Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? Bubbles Is Michal Jackso...

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of Th...

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Appu-oye!wat R U Doing? Pappu-recording Babys Voice. Appu-y? Pappu- When He Grows Up,i Shal Ask Him Wat He Meant By Dis ... ?

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Why Don't They Have Any Toilet Paper In Pizza Restaurant? Because Its Finger Licking Good!

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Teacher : What Is The Formula For Water? George : H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher : Did I Teach You That? George : Yes You Did, You Said H To O! Teacher : ...

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A Father's Boy Was Joined To Facebook He Is New On It ...he Went For His Son Profile ... N Then He Saw.. Wtf In His Profile... His Father Ask Wat Means Wtf ......

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A Lot Of Aunties Crowded At A Bookshop Due To A Typing Mistake In Bookshop's Advertisement Which Was... . . . Special Offer: Get New B***s (books) In Exchange O...

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Interviewer: Congrats, You Are Selected. Your 1st Month Salary Is Rs: 6000. Next Month Salary Will Be 10000. Sardar: Ok Sir, Ill Join Next Month....

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What Has A Slice Of Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend Got In Common? In Both Cases You Wish You Took It Out A Few Seconds Earlier.

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Touch It Gently... Put Ur Finger Inside.. If Da Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers.. Rub It Up Down Gently....... That's The Right Way Of Washing The Glass!!!

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Bre*ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt .....u Dirty Mind

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When You Feel Alone ... Close Your Eyes And Think Of Me.. Surely You Will Suddenly Smile And Say Who Is The Cutest Person I've Met? ()() ( 'o', )) Ahemn! ...

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( Joke ) Teacher- Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Hath Na Ho, Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Khenge? Santa- Hindi Me Thakur Aur Eng Me Hendfree.

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X Opened A College, What Will Be The Name Of That College? Guess X Medical College Of Engineering For Arts,science N Commerce

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Fact Of Education. Ocean Level Syllabus River Level Teaching Bucket Level We Study Jug Level We Answer. Marks Comes Drop By Drop.....

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Hey Kids, Why Don't You Try A New Social Networking Tool? It's Called, Outside....

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? . . . . . . Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind...

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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A Miss Asked 4rm Chilrens... Tell Me D Things We Should Avoid Putting In Mouth? Johny Replied, Hot Bulb !! Miss- But Why Is It Hot Bulb?? Johny- Last Night M...

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Police: Sir Ur Wife Had An Accident, Pls Cme 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: I'm Busy Nw, U Tke Photo N Tag Me On Facebook. If It's Her, I'll Click 'like'!!...

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Haadsa- Dad- Beta Jra Apna Cel De. Son-1min. On Kr Du Dlt. Videos Dlt. Photos Dlt. Cals Dlt. Msgs Ye Lo On Ho Gya Dad-ni Re Time Bta De Bas..

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