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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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Q. What Do U Call A Pregnant Manchester United Fan? Ans- A Dope Carrier.

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Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race.. . . . . . Don't Ever Try To Guess What Happened... . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear......

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How Fast Can You Guess These Words? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ Ndom 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N _s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answers:1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Sixyou Go...

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar...

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Men Want 3 Qualities In Wives: Economist In Kitchen, Artist In Home And Devil In Bed. But They Get: Artist In Kitchen, Devil In Home And Economist In Bed...

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Q. What Are Two Things You Cannot Have For Breakfast? A. Lunch And Dinner.

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Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. I Was Cycling To School. I Saw A Dead Body. Bobby: I Saw A Dead Body Cycling To School.....

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Most People Have 5 Senses. Some People Have 6 Senses. But U R Blessed With 7 Senses. An Extra Sense Is Non Sense...!!

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Manager You R Appointed And Your Salary Is 10,000 Next Year It Will Be 20,000! Sardar: Ok I Will Join Next Year!

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Why Do Girls Wear Panties?? State Law Requires All Manholes To Be Covered When Not Being Serviced!

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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Sardar - Where Is A Free Gift On The Shampoo Which I Purchase From You Yesterday Shopkeeper- Their Is Nothing Free With That Shampoo Sardar - You Trying To Make...

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.

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India Is Nation And Dadar Is Station, Wha Wha India Is Nation And& Dadar Is Station, Do Not Fall In Love, First Complete Your Education..!!

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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...

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Can U Believe They Are Still Together After All The S**t That Has Happened Between Them For All These Years...who? . . . . . . . . . . . Ur Bums !!...

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A N*k*d Girl Enters In A Taxi.... Suddenly Driver Got Shocked On Seeing Her..... Girl : What R U Looking At ??? Don't You Ever Seen A N*k*d Girl ??? Driver :...

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Love You So Much That I Can't Say It With Words Love You So Abundantly That I Can't Put It In A Gift Box Love You So Endlessly That I Can't Measure It With Time...

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Jb Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye Dil Ki Dhadkan B Badh Jaye . . . . . . Tb Dusaro Ki Neend Kharab Kr Do Shayad Unki Dua Se Aapko Neend Aa Jaye.

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Who's D 1st Indian Cricketer 2 Became Captn In His 1st Match,scored 100 In D Same Match And Hit A 6 Of Last Ball 2 Defeat England? . . . . . Aamir Khan In Lagaa...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A High Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p...

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Science Teacher: Oxygen Is A Must For Breathing For Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Blonde Student: Thank God ! I Am Born After 1773 Otherwise, I Would Have ...

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The Boy To His Father: Is It Real That Love Is Blind? The Father:it's True Look At Your Mom And You Will Know !!

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Marriage: It`s An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master Degree!

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Always Keep Your Lover's Photo In Your Purse.when Ever You Are In Big Trouble See The Photo.you Will Feel That No Other Problem Bigger Than This...

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What Is A Tree's Favorite Drink? Root Beer!

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Mother To Teenage Daughter : I Think Its Time That We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter : Yes Mom, What Do You Want To Know ?.

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical And A Good Cook..... But The Law Allows Only One Wife

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically...!!

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Q: Do Thieves Open Bank Account? A: Yup, Politicians Got More Than One :)

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Don't Admire Ur Beauty 2much Infront Of Mirror Even Mirror Will Fall In Love With U On Seeing Ur Beauty :- Nice Na... I Have More Jokes Like This I'll ...

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