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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects
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Indian Gal Maried A Spanish Went 2 Spain She Dint Knw Spanish.if She Wntd 2 Buy Leg Piece Of Chiken She Wud Lift Hr Skirt N Sho Her Leg.dis Went 4 Smtym 1 Day S...
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Rajinikanth Never Wet His Bed As A Child. The Bed Wet Itself In Fear. The Only Man Who Ever Outsmarted Rajinikanth Was Stephen Hawking, And He Got What He Dese...
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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)
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A Dentist Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dr. Madam U R Holding My Balls , Lady Yes It Is Just Remind U That We R Not Going To Hurt Each Other..
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1 Aadmi Ne 100 Times Blood Donate Kar K Record Banaya Blood Bank Walo Ne Uski Wife Ko Bhi Prize Diya Ye Kehte Hue Ki Apne Nahi Piya, Tabhi To Humne Liya.:-)
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1 Day An Angel Tested Me. He Erased All My Memory And Asked: Do U Remember Anyone? I Told Ur Name Angel Smiled And Said: Some Viruses Can't Be Deleted....
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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects...
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I Have Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Can’t Send You All Of Them, It Will Take A Lot Of Time, So I’m Sending You Just 1 Joke . . . “you Are So Be...
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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...
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Papu Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gyi, Wah Apni Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya, Doctor Inke Kuch Test Honge, Papu Hey Bhagwan Ab Kya Hoga Meri Maa To Anpadh ...
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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.
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A Man At A Gas Station Noticed A Spaceship Landing In Front Of Him An Alien Stepped Out Of The Ship And Started To Pump Gas The Man Saw The Letters (ufo) He Ask...
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A Boy Pulled A Gal In2 A Room,lockd D Door,put Off D Lite,pulled Her On D Bed,dragged Her In2 D Blanket N Said: Look My New Lighting Of Radium Watch.
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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.
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Accha Ek Baat Batao:- Ghadha Tanhai Me Kaya Mehsush Kerta Hai? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Koi Jalldi Nahi Hai Mehsush Ker Kebata Dena...
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Gal-if My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Is Dinner. Wat Will U Lyk 2 Have? Boy-i Am On Diet. I Will Only Have Snacks In Between Lunch And Dinner!! :-...
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Gods Are Also I.t. Engineers Brahma System Installer Visnu System Supporter Shiv System Programmer Naarad Data Transfer Yam Deleter Menka...
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Ultimate Insult: Heavy Rain., In Busstop People Were Waiting In Q For Bus, 1 Beggar Came, Collected Money Form Every1 And Sat In A Txi Taxi And Went To Home...
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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...
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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....
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Rajinikanth Once Got Into A Fight With A Vcr Player. Now It Plays Dvds. Rajinikanth Can Slam A Revolving Door.
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Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Men, Khwabo Men, Jazbaton Men Rehti Ho!! . . . . . . . Larki:bhaai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya He,me Station Ke Pass R...
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What Is Love..? . Jab Apki Girlfrnd Gas Chore Aur Uski Badboo Agar Apko Gulab Ki Khushbu Ki Tarah Lage To Samaz Lena Apko Saccha Pyar Ho Gya He. Puuu......
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I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.u Cry I Cry.u Lauf I Lauf.u Jump Out Of Da Window... I Look Down Den... I Lauf Again
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Takat Ki 3 Item.. Ghee Asar Krta Hai 3 Din Me.. Doodh Asar Krta Hai 3 Ghante Me.. Aur Daaru Asar Krti 3 Minute Me.. Don't Wait, Save Time.
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It's Late At Night And The Husband And Wife Are In Bed.. They Jst Abt To Fall Asleep When Hubby Whispers, How About A Little Loving Honey??? Oh No, She Replie...
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Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea... You Stand By The Ironing Board While I Sit On The Sofa And Fart.
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Teacher : Now, Sam, Tell Me Frankly Do You Say Prayers Before Eating? Sam : No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook. :p
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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...
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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...
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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...
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A Small 2 Seater Plane Was Crashed In Graveyard. A Sardar Was Investigation Officer. In Report He Said: 500 Dead Bodies Are Found And Digging For Rest....
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Mummy, Mummy, Are Little Birds Made Of Metal? Of Course Not, Darling, Why Do You Think That? I Just Heard Dad Say Hed Like To Screw The A**e Off The Bird Nex...
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Congrats.your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....
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Wife Phoned Banta In The Office And Saiddarling,come Home Early,we Are Going To Have My Mother For Dinnergoodreplied Banta,make Sure She's Prepared Well.
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Man Says To Hotel Manager : Hey, Hurry Come Fast, My Wife Is Going To Jump Out Of The Window And Commit Suicide! Manager : But What Can I Do Sir??? Man : Idi...
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On A Cold, Cold Night Two Bulls Are Standing In A Field. One Says Boy It's Mighty Cold Out Here!, The Other Says Yes, I Think I Might Slip Into A Nice Jersey....
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