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Before Marriage: Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don`t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.

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Some 1 Was Asked, What Is A Adult Joke? Reply Came Any Joke Which Is Eighteen Years Old.

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Take Time Each Day 2 Thank God 4 Ur Blessings, U May Not Be As Cute As I Am, But U Can Be Look Full Dat At Least U Have A Face... H...

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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do Wid $1 What A Fool Does Wid $100-just As V Complete Our Syllabus In 1 Day And Our Teachers Try In 1 Yr. We Rock!!!!!!

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Which Is The Most Famous Car Of India Nowadays? A Boy Replied Balatcar

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During S*x, Sardar Suddenly Stops And Remains Motionless.. Girl :- What The H**l Are You Doing ?? Sardar :- I Have Seen This On P**n Sites, Its Called Bufferi...

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It\'s Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month.. Lol

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My Sister Came Back Home Crying To My Mum After Her New-wed Honeymoon. Mum : Why Are You Crying My Girl? Girl : We Ended Up Quarelling On The First Night.. ...

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World Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife, Thank You.

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Santa At An Interview In An It Company. Manager: Do You Know Ms Office? Santa: If You Give Me The Address, I Will Go There Sir.

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Father To Son After Exam: “let Me See Your Report Card.” Son: “my Friend Just Borrowed It. He Wants To Scare His Parents.”

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In Order To Get 100/100 In Life, A Man Requires 100 Talent, Whereas A Woman Requires Only 4 Talent The Remaining Is Only 36-24-36

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5 Years Are Required To Make A Human A Doctor.. And Then Whole Life Is Required To Make Him Human Again:dd

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Girl:its Too Tight Boy: Dont Worry Ill Do It Slowly, Gal: Push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal: Its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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Teacher: Aisi Kisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Aadmi Ne Hai Par Fir Bhi Wo Wahan Par Ja Nahi Sakta? . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .p...

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Police: Sir Ur Wife Had An Accident, Pls Cme 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: I'm Busy Nw, U Tke Photo N Tag Me On Facebook. If It's Her, I'll Click 'like'!!...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave........

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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole. :-)

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My Wife And I Have The Secret To Making A Marriage Last. Two Times A Week, We Go To A Nice Restaurant, A Little Wine, Good Food... She Goes Tuesdays, I Go F...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Santa Was Caught Pressing A B*ob Of A 23 Year Girl!!! Why? .. .. Because On Her Shirt It Was Written Press

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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A Young Girl Went Into Confession And Told The Priest She Had Slept With 4 Different Men Over The Past Week! The Priest Said Buy Two Lemons And Suck Them!! Wi...

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Boy: I Am 20 Yrs Old And U ? Girl: I Am Also 20 Years Old. Boy: Then Come. Girl: Y? Boy: To Play 20-20

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Whats True Bravery? To Arrive Home Fully Drunk Late Night And Mom Waiting With A Broom And U Ask: Hey Mom, Still You Are Cleaning The Room...

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A Black Boy To His Black Girl Friend In A Dark Night Near Sea, Asked In Very Romantic Mood! Darling! . . . . . . . . . Where R U? :p

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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Son : I Wanna Tell U Something Dad : Its Not Good To Talk While Eating.. (after Eating)! Dad : Now Tell Me !! Son : There Was A Coakroach In Ur Food......

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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World. It Functions 24 Hours A Day, 365 Days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, And Stop Only W...

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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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Love You So Much That I Can't Say It With Words Love You So Abundantly That I Can't Put It In A Gift Box Love You So Endlessly That I Can't Measure It With Time...

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Did You Hear About The Two Antennas That Got Married? The Ceremony Was Long And Boring, But The Reception Was Great!

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1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window To See The Moon&stars. . . . . . . 2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The Mobile Charging Slot..

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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A Women Droped Dead Infront Of Me Yesterday After Buying A Bag For Life.

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God Made Man And Then Rested. God Made Women And Then No One Rested

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Girl 2 Doctor : I Have Got A Bad Discharge,, Doctor : Drop Your Pant*y..he Finger Her For 20 Mint. And Say ..how Does It Feel ??? Girl : Nice ...but The Disch...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasnt Come Back Yet! Santa: Why Dont U Cook Something Else.

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