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A Girl Remove Her Jeans And Threw It At Her Boyfriend And Said, Make Me Feel Like A Wife Boy Removed His Jeans Too, Threw It At His Girl Friend And Said Wash B...

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Bachcha:-mummy Is Baar Sare Patakhe Is Dukan Se Lenge. Mummy:- Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai. Bachcha:-papa To Kahte The, Saari Fuljhadiya Yahin Rahti H...

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Whenever I Find A Key To Success ............ . . . . . . . . . . Somebody Change The Lock

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Q. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A. Spoiled Milk.

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Sexy Police Wali Ne Suhagrat K Dusre Din Pati Se 800 Rs Jurmana Manga. Pati- Kis Chij Ka, Patni 100 Rs Over Speed, 300rs Wrong Side, 400rs Bina He...

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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar

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Son: The Girl Of Our Neighbors Dont Understand English. Father: How Do You Know? Son: I Said To Her Give Me Sweet Kiss And She Slapped Me*jsk*...

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What Do You Call A Prostitute With Her Hand Down Her Skirt? Self-employed

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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Baap: Beta Maine Tere Liye Ek Ladki Dekhi Hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, Or Sarasvati Hai. Beta: Lekin Papa Mein Kisi Or Se Pyar Karta Hoon Or Vo.. Garbhvati Hai. ...

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How Do You Kill A Science Student . . . . . . Just Put Water On All The Journals One Day Before D Submission... Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jayega...

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It Is The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It In The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bedroom Or Anywhere. U Must Never Stop Doing It. It Is Prayer. God Blesses You.

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher:if 1000 Kgs=tonden 3000 Kgs=how Much? Sardar: Ton!ton!ton!...

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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What,s Going On ? I Keep Trying To Call U But Ur Phone Says The Person Your Yrying 2 Reach Is Giving Head.. Would U Swallow Allready, I Need 2 Talk 2 U

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What Is The Similarity Between A Womans B****t And A Park ? . Actually Both Were Designed For Children But Adults Enjoy Them More!

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Manager You R Appointed And Your Salary Is 10,000 Next Year It Will Be 20,000! Sardar: Ok I Will Join Next Year!

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Top 10lies 1. I Love U 2. Im Single 3. Im Nt A Plyer 4. I M Vry Sincear Wid U 5. I M Only Your's 6.u Can Trust Me 7.i Cnt Marry U,famly Wont Agri 8.tlk To U Ltr...

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Father To His Adopted Son.. What Is The Height Of Laziness....???? Son:- What Else Than Having An Adopted Son.. :p

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Police: Sir Ur Wife Had An Accident, Pls Cme 2 Identify Body Nw. Husband: I'm Busy Nw, U Tke Photo N Tag Me On Facebook. If It's Her, I'll Click 'like'!!...

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio...!!

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Trying To Get A Drunk Girl To Finish Is Like Trying To Take A Drunk Girl Home When She Can't Remember Where She Lives. She's Like, 'that's Not It, That's Not It...

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of... S E X S - Smile E - Energy X - Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always Be Suc's*x'ful! In Life......

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A - U R Attractive B - U R The Best C - U R Cute D - U R Dear 2 Me E - U R Excellent F - U R Funny G - U R Good-looking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking L...

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Cool Teenage Martian: I Was At A Party On Mercury Last Night. His Friend: Was It Any Good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It Was Really Boring. His Friend: How Co...

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When I Call U 1 Ring Means I'm Thinking Of U 2 Ring Means I Like U 3 Means I Miss U 4 Means .........pick D Phone Idiot

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Bobby Saw His Parent ''having Fun'' One Night. The Next Day He Went Shopping With His Mom To The Town N Halfway On The Bus His Face Turned Red Suddenly.. Mom ...

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He Took Me From A Bar He Took Me In His Car He Took My Top Off He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine!...

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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If U R Sitting Among Group Of Ppl N There Heads R Down N Ur Is Up , Thats Not The Proof That U R A Self Confident Persin U Just Don't Hae A Mobile!...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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Dear Teacher, You Control My Grades, How I Talk, And My Clothes? You Went To Far Trying To Control My Bladder. Signed, Students.

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Husband Sits For 5 Hours Looking At His Marriage Certificate, Wife Asks What Are You Doing?... Husband Replies I'm Looking For The F**king Expiry Date!...

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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Sir: Tell Me 3 Tenses With Example. . Boy: I Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)...

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sbse Badi Scren Wala Mobile Liya . Kyu? . . . . Qki Vo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone On Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath Milate Hai.:d

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Newtons Law Of Romance:- Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, It Can Only Be Changed From One Girlfriend To Another

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