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Why Did Santa Keep The Door Open While Bathing? Because He Was Afraid That Someone Might Watch Him From The Key Hole. :-)
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Raju:“me Sick, No Work” Boss Sms Back: “when I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It” 2 Hours Later Raju Sms 2 Boss: “me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet. Lol
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While Making Love, He Says: - Darling, Let's Do 68! - 68??? What's That? - You Do It To Me And I'll Owe You One.
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Husband Says To His Wife Do You Fancy Playing The Rape Game? Wife Says, No. Husband Replies Thats The Spirit!
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Two Snakes Meet Each Other.. First Snake:i Hope I Am Not Poisonous. Second Snake:why? First Snake:because I Bit My Lip!
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First Kid: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously. Second Kid: Oh My God! Did You Survive That A...
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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love? God Replied, Dear, Result Is Near.
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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell!
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Q: What Do Disney World Viagra Have In Common? A: They Both Make You Wait An Hour For A Two Minute Ride.
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Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...
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Girl : (Running after him)..Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relation status.&
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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!
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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ? Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata…. Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
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Interviewer: Congrats, You Are Selected. Your 1st Month Salary Is Rs: 6000. Next Month Salary Will Be 10000. Sardar: Ok Sir, Ill Join Next Month....
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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...
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Where Do You Find Mangoes? Mango Tree? Fruit Shop? **** No **** Where Ever Woman Goes, Peeche-peeche Man-goes!
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One Day An Angel Tested Me He Erased My All Memory Asked? Do You, Remember Anyone Now? 'i Told Your Name. Angel Smiled Said Some Virus Can't Be Deleted...
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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............
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U Picked Me Up, . U Took Me Home, . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . U Took Off My Top, . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . Thank God Im A Bottle Of Pepsi......
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Height Of Courage: A Senious Student While Ragging A Junior I Will Kiss Ur Wife On Ur Wedding Junior Answers Dats Ok Sir.....but I Will Marry Ur Sister
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Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Popcorn Garm Tve Par Kyu Ucchalte H. ? ? ? Kabhi Khud Beth Ke Dekh Lena Pta Chal Jayega.
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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...
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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.
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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...
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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.
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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...
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An Idiot Takes Off His Cloths And Hangs Them , The Cloths Fell Off The Ground Idiot : Thanks God I Wasn't Inside My Cloths !!!
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Boss: (to Employee) - Experts Say Humor On The Job Relieves Tension In This Time Of Down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's There? Boss: Not You Anymore...
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Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing,
Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore&
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A Cool Thought . Never Make The Same Mistake Twice.. . . There Are So Many New Ones.. Try A Diferent 1 Each Day.. After All, Variety Is The Spice Of...
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Sardar: How Much Is My Mobile Bill??? Customer Care Girl: Sir,just Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status.. Sardar: I Asked Mobile Bill... Not Current Bill ...
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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!
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Before Marriage: Roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don`t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.
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Teacher : If A=b And B=c, Then A=c, Anyone Can Give Me A Practical Example From Real Life? Student : Oh Sir, I Love You And You Love Your Daughter, Then I Love...
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Girl: If My Right Leg Was Your Lunch, And My Left Leg Was Your Dinner, What Will You Prefer? Boy: . . . I Love The Snack Between Meals!...
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Wife: (standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled And No Longer Pretty. Will You Still Give Me A Compliment? Funny Husband: Your Eyesight Is Still E...
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Father Asked The Boy, So,you Wanna Become My Son-in-law? The Boy Replied, Not Really Sir, But This Is The Only Way To Marry Your Daughter!
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A Man In H**l Asked Devil: Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay. Devil : Nothing, H**l To H**l Is Free.
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Financial Management! A Begar Found 100rs He Decided To Have A Great Dinner In 5 Star He Went To A Hotel N Enjoyed The Diner, When Bill Came He Said I Hav No ...
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