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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview? When Both Keep The First Button Of Their Shirt Opened In Front Of The Ceo !!! . . . See The Difference :-...

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I Have The I, I Have The L, I Have The O, I Have The V, I Have The E, So Pls Can I Have U?

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The Boy To His Father: Is It Real That Love Is Blind? The Father:it's True Look At Your Mom And You Will Know !!

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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Child Donkey: Mummy Mai Kis Ke Saath Khelu, Sabhi Donkey Kam Me Vyast Hai.mother Donkey: Thodi Der Ruk Beta Uncle Abhi Sms Padh Kar Free Ho Jayenge....

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Try To Understand And Don't Disturb Me More Last Night I Didn't Sleep Thinking Of U. So Don't Play With My Life. Sardar Was Saying To Mosquito...

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Sardar Ji To Laloo: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Laloo Rushed Home Angrily. After Half An Hour, He Came Back And Slapped The Sardarji. La...

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A Man At A Gas Station Noticed A Spaceship Landing In Front Of Him An Alien Stepped Out Of The Ship And Started To Pump Gas The Man Saw The Letters (ufo) He Ask...

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My Sister Came Back Home Crying To My Mum After Her New-wed Honeymoon. Mum : Why Are You Crying My Girl? Girl : We Ended Up Quarelling On The First Night.. ...

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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Emo(1)- I'm Sick Of Cuttin Maself Emo(2)- Just Lie Down On Da Grass N I'll Get Da Lawnmower 2 Do It 4 U!

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Student Life Is So Easy... Just Like A Walk In A Park.... But Park Is Like...... . . . . . . . . . Jurassic Park...........!...

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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Wife:mai America Ja Rahi Hu Aapke Liye Kya Gift Laau. Husband:1american Ladki! . . Wife Wapas Aayi Husband Ne Gift Manga . . . Wife:bas 9 Mahine Intzar ...

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It Is Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, And A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Important That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!!

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Men Are Like Tape Recorder.. Forward,backward,forward,backward, Forward,backward, Stop Eject

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Newton Aur Einstein K Dohe : Baithe Baithe Kya Kare, Karna Hai Kuch Kaand... Chalo Bnaye Formule, Aur Fade Bachho Ki G***... :-d

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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed The Heart Of The Country? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats...

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If You Really Want To Know The Meaning Of Life? Then Then Look In The Dictionary .!

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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Onion Got Married 2cabbage & The Next Morning A Friend Asked Onion How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Ga...

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After An Emotional Hug.., Girl To Boy: If U Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Urs Forever.. Boy:thanks For The Warning !...

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How Do You Kill A Science Student . . . . . . Just Put Water On All The Journals One Day Before D Submission... Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jayega...

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Do You Like Maths? If So Add A Bed Subtract Ur Clothes Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Q: What Did The Gangsters Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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Sir: Tell Me 3 Tenses With Example. . Boy: I Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)...

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Why Did The Motorcycle Take A Break? Because It Was Two Tired!

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Chinese Man Wants To Buy A 10 Cans Of Cola Said To The Dumb Grocer In Chinese : Como Ni Ahaky Se He Cola And The Dumb Grocer Replied : You Want A 10 Cans Of...

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Girl: Do You Believe In Puppy Love? Boy: I Tried It Once, But Their A**holes Are Too Small.

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What Do You Call A G*y Dinosaur? Mega-saur-a*s

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Well, They Do Say Opposites Attact...so I Sincerely Hope You Meet Somebody Who Is Attractive, Honest, Intelligent, And Cultured.

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How To Impress A Girl: Respect Her, Honour Her, Love Her, Protect Her, Care For Her, How To Impress A Boy: Just One Smile (game Over).

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2 Drunks Home After A Long Nite In A Club. One Goes Over To The Mirror And Looks Into It, And Says: I've Seen That Face Before. The Other Guy Pushes Him Aside,...

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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This Sentence Is Sure To Make U Laugh....give It A Thought........... . . . . . The First Man Who Discovered Milk, Whoever He Is, Wat The H**l Was He Trying To ...

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Don't Feel Sad...don't Feel Blue...frankenstein Was Ugly Too...

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X Opened A College, What Will Be The Name Of That College? Guess X Medical College Of Engineering For Arts,science N Commerce

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A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men Toilet : The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands! -

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. ....pay The Bill........

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