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Lecturer: Which Comes First - Sun Or Moon? Sardar: Obviously Moon Lecturer: How ?? Sardar: Only After Honey'moon', 'son' Will Be Born.....
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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.
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Top 10lies 1. I Love U 2. Im Single 3. Im Nt A Plyer 4. I M Vry Sincear Wid U 5. I M Only Your's 6.u Can Trust Me 7.i Cnt Marry U,famly Wont Agri 8.tlk To U Ltr...
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Ek Chor Chori Karne Gya,tijori Par Likha Tha Todne Ki Jarurat Nahi, Button Dabao Khul Jayegibuton Dabate Hi Police Aa Gyi.chor-maa Kasam Insaniyat H Nhi H ...
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Man: Among My 4 Sons, 3 Are Mba. Friend: 4th? Man: He Didn't Study And Became A Thief... Friend: Why Don't You Throw Him Out? Man: He Is The Only 1 Who Earn...
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Message Of Great Comparison.. Whats Common Between Politicians And Sperms??.. Only One In A Million Do Their Job!!
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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...
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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...
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Sexy Police Wali Ne Suhagrat K Dusre Din Pati Se 800 Rs Jurmana Manga. Pati- Kis Chij Ka, Patni 100 Rs Over Speed, 300rs Wrong Side, 400rs Bina He...
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Q. Whr’s An Astronaut’s Favourite Place On The Computer? * * * * * A. The Spacebar!
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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips Let Me Feel Ur Teeth Let Me Taste Ur Tongue This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminding U 2 Brush.
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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy
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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...
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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...
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Imagine That Ur In The Forest Where There Is A Tiger In Front Of You Right About To Eat You. What Do You Do? U Stop Imagining.
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After Big Success Of, Ms Word, Ms Excel, Ms Power Point Etc. Microsoft Launched New Software Related 2 Cricket Ms Dhoni :)
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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.
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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......
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Q: What Will Happen When Beautiful Girls Of Egypt Walk Alone? A: They Will Become Mommy.
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Bank Or Bra Me Kya Samanta Hai? Bata Sakte Ho? Socho? Nahi Pata? Dono Me Jitna Jyada Maal Hoga Utna Jyada Interest Aayega.
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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...
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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.
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Kid'= Teacher Can I Go 2 The Bathroom? Teacher= (c0rrecting Him) ''may'' I Go 2 The Bathroom? Kid= Miss But I Asked 1st...!!
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Boss: (to Employee) - Experts Say Humor On The Job Relieves Tension In This Time Of Down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's There? Boss: Not You Anymore...
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Knock, Knock.
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Beauty Is Not Judged By Ur Clothes Or Ur Appearance Its Judged By Ur Inner Beauty So Plz Change Ur Underwear Daily
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What,s Going On ? I Keep Trying To Call U But Ur Phone Says The Person Your Yrying 2 Reach Is Giving Head.. Would U Swallow Allready, I Need 2 Talk 2 U
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Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It Two Hours Later Sardar Sms To Boss: Me Ok, Your Wife Is Very S...
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Bush Sent A Coded Message To Saddam.it Read: 370hssv-0773h Saddam Was Stumped And Sent For His Son. His Son Was Stumped Too,so It Went To His Other Son.son Coul...
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A Father's Boy Was Joined To Facebook He Is New On It ...he Went For His Son Profile ... N Then He Saw.. Wtf In His Profile... His Father Ask Wat Means Wtf ......
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Can Anyone Tell Me Y Girls Didnt Put Mobile In Their Bra......... Ans: Coz Vibraton Of Mobile Convert Their Milk Into Curd
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Q: What Did One Tube Of Glue Say To The Other Tube Of Glue? A: We Have To Stick Together. Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A: A Bulldoser. Q: What Did T...
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Love Is Like Pent But Frndshp Is Like An Undrwear When Pent Burst Then Underwear Keeps The Thing Hidden From People So Thankz For Being My Underwear......
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Teacher:- Which Was 1st Silent Film In English? Santa:- If D Film Was Silent, How Could U Know It Was In English ? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks !!...
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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.
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Sir:write Essay On Gandhi Jayanti Small Boy:gandhi Was A Good Man Jayanti Was A Beautiful Girl One Day Gandhi Proposed Jayanti That Day Is Called Gandhi Jayant...
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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