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John Wins 20 Million From Rs.20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11 Milion After Deducting Tax. Angry John : Give Me 20 Million Or Else Return Rs.20 Back....

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The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is... Marriage...

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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...

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How To Impress A Girl: Respect Her, Honour Her, Love Her, Protect Her, Care For Her, How To Impress A Boy: Just One Smile (game Over).

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Q: What Did The Gangsters Son Tell His Dad When He Failed His Examination? A: Dad They Questioned Me For 3 Hours But I Never Told Them Anything....

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