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Once Rajnikant Appeared In Exam Of B.tech Guess What Happened? . . . . Failed..? . . Beta Ye Engineering Hai. Rajni Ho Ya Gajni... Sabki H...
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Mbbs Final Exam Question: Fill In The Blanks. If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her Pu_s_ Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote Pulse
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Dear Santa, All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth....scratch That...i Want A Boyfriend!!
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Q. Why Cant U Get A Cup Of Tea At Old Trafford? Ans- All The Mugs Are On The Field And All The Cups Are At Anfield!
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Santa Asked 1 Question To D Teacher.. D Teacher Fainted... Question Was... Black Is A Color.. White Is Also A Color.. Buh Black N White Tv Is Not A Color ...
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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.
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Onion Got Married 2cabbage & The Next Morning A Friend Asked Onion How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night? Onion Said Arre Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Ga...
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Husband Sitting With His Wife In Restaurant, . Drinking Beer N Says:- I Love U Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? .husband:- Its Me, Talking To Bee...
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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...
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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.
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Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name? Sam : Ms Excel Deepu: Ms Word Rony: Ms Powerpoint Chikku: After Thinking A Lot- Ms Dhoni....
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After Finishing Mbbs Dr Munna Bhai Starts His Practice. He Checked His First Patients Eyes, Tongue Ears By Torch Finally What Did He Say? Battery Is Ok...
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When You Feel Alone ... Close Your Eyes And Think Of Me.. Surely You Will Suddenly Smile And Say Who Is The Cutest Person I've Met? ()() ( 'o', )) Ahemn! ...
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( 'o', )) ahemn!
((... )) dont you see?
Its me! hehe..
kidding.. :p&
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How Are Women And Tornadoes Alike? They Both Moan Like H**l When They Come, And Take The House When They Leave.
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Teacher:- Which Was 1st Silent Film In English? Santa:- If D Film Was Silent, How Could U Know It Was In English ? Teacher Shocks Santa Rocks !!...
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Sardarji Is Not Sleeping With His Wife These Days Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
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Whats The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases
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Your Smile Is So Delightful; It Encourages Me And Gives Me Power Equal To Thousands Of Mainframes Processing Power.
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm... Banta, Who Was Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It's ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It's 1394.
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Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...
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Girl : (Running after him)..Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relation status.&
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Bush Sent A Coded Message To Saddam.it Read: 370hssv-0773h Saddam Was Stumped And Sent For His Son. His Son Was Stumped Too,so It Went To His Other Son.son Coul...
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Sardar Ko Sapne Me Kisi Ladki Ne Chappal Mari, 2din Bad Sardr Ne Apna Bank A/c Band Kr Diya. Qki Bank Me Likha Thahum Aap Ke Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hai.
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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...
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The Best Anti-virus Program For A Computer Is Safe-s.ex. Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive!
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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...
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Q: Did You Hear About The Hooker Who Got Arrested In The Coal Fields? A: She Was Charged With Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Miner.
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Students Poem...... God Made Bees, Bees Made Honey, We Do Study And, Teacher Get Money.
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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number. We Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience..
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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Rajasthan You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dinner. (thanks To Rajasthan Electrici...
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Teacher: Because Of Gandhijis Hard Work What Do We Get On 15th August? Student: A Holiday
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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !
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Teacher: What Is Half Of 8? Pappu: 0 If Divided Horizontally And 3 If Done Vertically.
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I Can Tell Any Woman's Future By Touching And Feeling Their N***d Buttocks........ I Call This Divine Knowledge Of Mine As: ? ? ? ?? ??? A*s-trology :-)...
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Bobby Saw His Parent ''having Fun'' One Night. The Next Day He Went Shopping With His Mom To The Town N Halfway On The Bus His Face Turned Red Suddenly.. Mom ...
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Peter Found His Wife Na*ed On Bed, Shouting Heart Attack While He Went To Call Ambulance,little Tim Said,uncle Tom Is Hiding Na*ed Under Bed. Peter Found Tom Na...
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Kiss Definations.. Physics - Kiss Is The Process Of Charging Up Of Human Bodies.. Computer - Like Bodies Are Connected Wthout Any Data Cable.. Economics - Ki...
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Boy:my Girlfriend Left Me And Sent Me A Picture Of Her Wid Her New Boyfriend Friend:how Sad :wat Did U Do? Boy:simple I Sent Dat Sms To Her Dad!!!!!! Be Innov...
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One Day, Santa Walks Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender For A Drink. Then He Asks For Another. After A Couple More Drinks...
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On Their First Night: Husband: Is It Really Ur First Night? Wife: No No Actually It Is First Time At Night.
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