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Two Girls Boasting About Their Boyfriends. Jacks Unbelievable, Said The First Girl. He Walks Right Up To Me And Puts It Straight In. Thats Nothing, Said The...

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Am I Go0d B0y Or Nt .... Am I Lo0k Innocent ... Say Ur Oppinion... Of Coz U All Will Say... No ... Coz U All Jealous ... Lol

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Dear Santa . . . . . I Can Explain.. .

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Jokes: Hundred Words Don't Give Pain... . . But A True Friends Silence ...

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Man Says To Hotel Manager : Hey, Hurry Come Fast, My Wife Is Going To Jump Out Of The Window And Commit Suicide! Manager : But What Can I Do Sir??? Man : Idi...

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Congrats.your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,throw Your Phone Against The Wall.then Assemble The Pieces....

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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Pappu: When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When You Are A Mouse.

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This Is An Adult Sms.. People Over Age 18 Press Down .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... ... Election Is Coming...please Vo...

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What Comes After 69 . . . . . 'mouthwash Hahah

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Whats The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases

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Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Evry Night Dr: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok Sardar: Can I Take Tommorrow, Tonight Is Final Game !!!!...

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Message Of Great Comparison.. Whats Common Between Politicians And Sperms??.. Only One In A Million Do Their Job!!

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What Do You Call A G*y Dinosaur? Mega-saur-a*s

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You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

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On Their First Night: Husband: Is It Really Ur First Night? Wife: No No Actually It Is First Time At Night.

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A Boy Was Online In Facebook In Night At 9.00pm ... He Chat With His Friend... When He Want Log Out He Say Bye Bye And Gud Night .. But His Friends Say U R St...

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I Think It Is Time I Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back...! Nice A*s.

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A - You're Attractive B - You're The Best C - You're Cute D - You're Dear To Me E - You're Excellent F - You're Funny G - You're Good Looking H - He He H...

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Every Girl Has Three Guys In Her Life... The One She Loves... The One She Hates... The One She Cant Live Without... And In The End, They're All The Same Guy......

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Little Boy: Aunty, What Is Inside Your Stomach? Pregnant Lady: It's A Cute Little Baby. Little Boy: If It Is Cute, Why Did U Eat It?

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What Are The Three Fastest Way Of Communication? 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell A Woman

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For Her: Ur Words R My Food, Ur Breath My Wine, U'r Everything To Me.... Bcos... I Love U...

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U Are A.. B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? You Are Really B***h

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Jb Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye Dil Ki Dhadkan B Badh Jaye . . . . . . Tb Dusaro Ki Neend Kharab Kr Do Shayad Unki Dua Se Aapko Neend Aa Jaye.

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Pleas Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry 370hssv 0773h

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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...

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One Day, Santa Walks Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender For A Drink. Then He Asks For Another. After A Couple More Drinks...

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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Rajinikanth Can Draw A Circle On A Paper Wid The Help Of A Pencil And Scale... Time Will Die When His Rajinikanth Comes :) Rajini Can Make Shakira's Hips Lie....

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A Boy Called Fm Radio Said: I Have Found A Purse With 15 Thousand Rupees,a Credit Card An I.d Card Of Ms.ramya,no.13 Halls Rd, Chennai. Rj: How Honest Sir...

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Q. What Is The Difference Between A Hedgehog And A Busload Of Manchester United Fans? Ans- On A Hedgehog All The Pricks Are On The Outside !!!

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Boy: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards? Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says,'to The Only Gal I Ever Loved!' Boy: Great! I Want 10 Of Them...

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Girl:i Slept Wit 4 Boys,people Call Me Bi*ch,u Slept With 40 Girls, They Call U Dude!!! Boy:a Lock Opened With Many Keys Is A Bad Lock,but Key Opens Many Locks ...

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Son : I Wanna Tell U Something Dad : Its Not Good To Talk While Eating.. (after Eating)! Dad : Now Tell Me !! Son : There Was A Coakroach In Ur Food......

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Teacher: Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time.

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When You Harrass A Boy, Pull His Pants Down And Your Skirt Up, Because You Can Run Faster With Your Skirt Up Than He With His Pants Down.

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A Travelling Salesman Rings The Doorbell And A 10 Year On Johnny Answers, Holding A Beer-can And Smoking A Fat Cigar. The Sales Man Asklittle Boy Is Your Mum Ho...

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Girl: I'm Hurt. Boy: R U? G: Do U Always Answer With A Que? B: Do I? G: U Just Did It. B: Did I? G: Y Do Men Always Ans Que With Que? B: Do We...

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