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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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. What Dog Keeps The Best Time? A. A Watch Dog..

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Dear Santa, All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth....scratch That...i Want A Boyfriend!!

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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

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Gal Fren : And R U Sure U Love Me N No 1 Else ? Boy Fren : Dead Sure!i Checkd Whole List Again Yesterday.

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Every Man Wants A Wife Who Is Beautiful, Understanding, Economical And A Good Cook..... But The Law Allows Only One Wife

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If You Need A Friend (text Me) Need A Laugh (call Me) Need A Hug (stop By) Need Money (this Number Is No Longer In Service)

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Doctor To Sardar: You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do U Want To See Any One Before U Die? Sardar: Yes, A Good Doctor

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Two Fools Talking To Each Other. 1st Fool: Tell Me What Is In My Basket, I'll Give You The Eggs In It If You Tell How Many Are There, I'll Give You All The 8 E...

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Peon: Sir, Santa Singh Is Standing Outside With A Heap Of Underwears In A Basket! Boss: Oh Hell ! I Told Him 2 Debrief His Team & Meet Me In 15 Minutes!. . . ....

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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...

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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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Breaking News Atm At Kochi Is Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Tintu's Girl Friend Put Hair Pin In Machine When It Said, Enter Ur Pin

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I Saw U On Road Today. ... U Were Lukin So Fine, ... Ur Face So Divine, ... Ur Walk So Perfect. ... My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: ... Who Let The D...

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.

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On A Cold Night,2 Bulls R Standing In A Field. 1 Says-boy It's Mighty Cold Out Here! D Other Says Yes, I Think I Might Slip Into A Nice Jersey...

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How To Impress Woman: Kiss Her, Hug Her, Compliment Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her How To Impress A Man: Show Up N***d With B...

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What Sexual Position Do You Have To Be In To Make The Most Ugliest Kid?. . . . Ask Your Parents!

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How To Impress A Girl: Respect Her, Honour Her, Love Her, Protect Her, Care For Her, How To Impress A Boy: Just One Smile (game Over).

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Mbbs Final Exam Question: Fill In The Blanks. If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her Pu_s_ Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote Pulse

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Fact Of Education. Ocean Level Syllabus River Level Teaching Bucket Level We Study Jug Level We Answer. Marks Comes Drop By Drop.....

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Two Guys Walk Into A Bar And Sit Down To Eat Their Lunches. Then The Bartender Says, ''sorry, But You Can't Eat Your Own Food In Here.'' So The Two Guys Look...

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What Did Lucy Say When She Went To A Village? Lucy: We Are Over Here To Give A.i.d.s

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History Teacher: From Where To Where Did The Hitler's Rule? Student: Sir I Am Not Sure But I Think From Page 15 To 26

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How Fast Can You Guess These Words? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ Ndom 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N _s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answers:1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Sixyou Go...

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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...

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The Most Romantic State Of India ? Guess! Ya Its Our Haryana You Know Why? Because Daily All Couples Do Candle Light Dear (thanks To Haryana Elect...

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Teacher: John, Give Me A Sentence Using The Word, 'geometry.' John: Okay, There Once Was This Little Acorn. Then It Grew And Grew And Woke One Day And Said...

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'signal Pay 1 Aurat Ki Car Ruki To 1 Fakir Mangnay Laga. Aurat Boli. Tmhari Shakl Kuch Jani Pehchani Lagti Hy. Fakir Bola. Madam V R Friends On Facebook ...

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If You Are Sitting Among A Group Of People And There Heads Are Down And Yours Is Up.... That Is Not The Proof That You Are Confident. You Just Do Not Have ...

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1.laziness..? Asking Lift For Morning Walk. 2.honesty.? Pregnant Women Purchasing 2 Tickets. 3.de-hydration..? Cow Giving Milk Powder. 4.hope..? A ...

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Jb Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye Dil Ki Dhadkan B Badh Jaye . . . . . . Tb Dusaro Ki Neend Kharab Kr Do Shayad Unki Dua Se Aapko Neend Aa Jaye.

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Thin Child..... . . . . . . . . . . Now That Child Is Known As 'the Great Khali'...!...

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1 Aunty Bus Me Khadi Thi, 1bacha Bola: Aap Meri Jagah Beth Jao.. ! Aunty Ne Use Thappad Maar Dia Q? . Qki Bacha Papa Ki Godd Me Betha Tha.

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This Is Your Cellphone Operator. We Just Found Out You're Too Dumb To Use Your Phone, So Please Put It On Ground And Start Jumping On It. Thank You

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A Friend Is Someone Who, Upon Seeing Another Friend In Immense Pain, Would Rather Be The One Experiencing The Pain Than To Have To Watch Their Friend Suffer.

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Injection Room K Bahar Notice Board Koi Mar Nahi Jata Injection Lagwane Se Galib... Bas, Uthne-baithne K Andaz Badal Jate Hai.

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A Man In Temple Left A Notice, Don't Steal My Shoes,-boxing Champion When He Returns,he Sees Shoes Missing, With A Notice, Don't Try To Catch Me,-olympic Cham...

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A Boy Watches His Mum And Dad Having S*x He Ask, What Are You Doing ? His Dad Replies, Making You A Brother Or Sister! Boy Say, Do Her Doggy Style I Want A Pupp...

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