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Woman-hey Your Parents Knows That You Smoke? Boy-your Husband Knows That You Are Having A Relationship With Him?

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Teacher : Now, Sam, Tell Me Frankly Do You Say Prayers Before Eating? Sam : No Sir, I Don’t Have To, My Mom Is A Good Cook. :p

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Teacher: What Is Common Between Jesus, Krishna , Ram, Gandhi And Budha? Sardar: All Are Born On Government Holidays...!!!

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A Guy Was Setting Up His New Email Account. While His Girlfriend Sat Beside Him. Feeling All Macho,he Put In P*nis As His Password. His Girlfriend Fell Off He...

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Yuckest Joke Ever. Y Do Kfc Toilets Have No Toilet Paprs? Guess Cuz Its Fingr Lickin Gud..! :p...

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Customer To Waiter: Everyday You Charge Me Money For A Cup Of Coffee. How Wonderful It Would Be If You Serve Me Coffee Free Of Cost Today. Waiter: Sir, Everyday...

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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1960: I'll Send You A Letter 1970: I'll Talk To You When I See You 1990: I'll Call You 2000: I'll Email You 2005: Can I Text You? 2010: What's Ure Ping Id 2012...

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My Bro Returns Fr Sch N Says He Got A 'f' In Maths. Why? Asks My Father. The Teacher Asked Wht Is '2x3' N I Said '6'. But That's Right! Yeah, But Then She...

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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Yo Mamma Joke 01: Yo Mamma So Poor She Runs Back Of A Garabage Truck With Her Grossery List ...

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Boys Calander, Jan=propose Feb=rose March=gift April=lift May=chating June=dating July=kissing Aug=missing Sep=drop Oct=escape Nov=rest Dec=next Ne...

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I've Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox Bt I Cnt Send U All Of Them It Vl Take A Lot Of Time So Im Sending U Jst 1 Joke U R So Beautiful

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked:why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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Pappu: Dad, What Is An Idiot? Santa: An Idiot Is A Person Who Tries To Explain His Ideas In Such A Strange And Long Way That Another Person Who Is Listening To...

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Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. I Was Cycling To School. I Saw A Dead Body. Bobby: I Saw A Dead Body Cycling To School.....

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An Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. There Was Alcohol On His Breath And Lipstick On His Collar. I Assume That There Is A Very Good Reason For You To Come...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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Whats True Bravery? To Arrive Home Fully Drunk Late Night And Mom Waiting With A Broom And U Ask: Hey Mom, Still You Are Cleaning The Room...

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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A Girl Remove Her Jeans And Threw It At Her Boyfriend And Said, Make Me Feel Like A Wife Boy Removed His Jeans Too, Threw It At His Girl Friend And Said Wash B...

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Q. What Do U Call A Manchester United Fan With Lots Of Girlfriends? Ans- A Shepherd.

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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced Dont Look At A Book Figure, Look At My Figure!! :-...

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A Small 2 Seater Plane Was Crashed In Graveyard. A Sardar Was Investigation Officer. In Report He Said: 500 Dead Bodies Are Found And Digging For Rest....

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Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Men, Khwabo Men, Jazbaton Men Rehti Ho!! . . . . . . . Larki:bhaai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakuf Banaya He,me Station Ke Pass R...

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It Is Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, And A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Important That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!!

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands Allday. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday....

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Height Of Guts: It's When Ur Girl Friend Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl N U Say Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!

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Arz Kia H, Lic Wale B Kya Gazab Dhate He, Lic Wale B Kya Gazab Dhate He, Logo Ki Wife K Paas Ghanto Baithkar Hsbnd K Marne K Fayde Ginate He?

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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Why Did The Balloon Burst? Because It Saw A Lolly Pop!

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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Baby... U Know That I Miss U I Just Wanna Get With U Came Here Baby I Wanna Kiss U Dont U Wanna Kiss Me?? . . . . . . . Mmmm What Do U Think? Can I Send Thi...

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Here's To The Girl That I Kissed Last. She Didn't Kiss Slowly Nor Did She Kiss Fast. But She Kissed So Long And She Kissed So Sweet. She Made Things Stand Th...

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A Baby Monkey Asked His Mother Mom,why R We So Ugly??? Mom Said.. Thank God We Look Like This..u Should See The Person Ho Reading This Sms!!!...

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Sardar's Dad Died... And He Was Crying After 5 Min Sardar Cries Louder Friend: Wut Happened Now ?? Sardar: My Sister Just Called Me (her Dad Also Di...

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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100 Gorgeous Babe !...

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Oh My Darling, Whispered The Passionate Young Man. Am I The First Man Youve Ever Made Love To???? Yes, Yes, She Replied, Looking Bored. Why Do Men Always As...

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