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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.
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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......
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Sardar Attending A Meeting Colleague: Sorry I'm Late.i Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs. Because Of A Power Failure. Sardar: Thats Alright, Me Too, I Got Stuc...
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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World That We Cannot Include In Our Cv Despite Of Having Years Of Experience And Number Of Refferences.. )...
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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...
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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...
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Men Are Very Kind And Women Are Very Mean..! * Proof: * * * * Most Women Dont Like To Help Unknown Men But All Men Are Always Ready To Help Unknown Women..:p...
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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...
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A Student Was Feeling Sleepy. His Head Was Going Down Down Due To Sleep... Teacher Comes Asks, What's This? Student: Gravitational Force Mam....
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Teacher 2 Sleepy Student: Who Invented Steam Engine ???? Student: What Ma'am ???? Teacher: Yes, Correst. It's James Watt. Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genera...
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Dr: Kya Hua?? Kaise Aana Hua?? Santa: Kuch Nahin. Tabiyat Theek Nahin Lagti. Dr: Sharab Peete Ho Kya?? Santa: Theek Hain. Ek Chhota Peg Bana Do ....
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True Frnds Stand Behind U During Ur Bad Times Do U Want A Documentary Proof 4 Ths? In Future Check Out Ur Mariage Video, U Vl Find All Ur Frnds Behind U!!
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A Sardar Doctor And A Pandit Loved The Same Girl. Pandit Started Giving An Apple To The Girl Everyday. Sardar Docotr Asked: Why?? Pandit: An Apple A Day Keep...
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In Chemistry Class,sir Asked A Ques To A Gal:what Is Nitrate? Gal(in Shy Mood):sir,night Rate Is 1500,hotel Charges Extra...!!
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A-u R Attractive B-u R D Best C-u R Cute D-u R Dear 2 Me E-u R Excellent F-u R Funny G-u R Gud Looking H-he He He I-i M J-just K-kidding...
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Black Mailing In New Style: Employee To Boss: If U Don't Inrease Ma Salray, Then I Will Tell The Whole Staff That Boss Has To Increased Ma Salary......
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Smile Is Gift Given By God To Us So Keep On Smiling Smiling Smiling Smiling Until You Are Admitted In A Mental Hospital...
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2 Teenage Girls In A Changing Room.. Talking About Their Private Parts... 1st Girl-don't You Have Hairs On Your P****y?? The 2nd Girl Replied- Dear Have U Ev...
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Baby... U Know That I Miss U I Just Wanna Get With U Came Here Baby I Wanna Kiss U Dont U Wanna Kiss Me?? . . . . . . . Mmmm What Do U Think? Can I Send Thi...
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You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.
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Santa - Aaj Main Dr Ke Paas Gaya.. Dr Bola Mere Daant Mein Keeda Hai.. Biwi - Dr. Ne Bimari Toh Sahi Batayi, Magar Jagah Galat Batayi..
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Hold It Gently Put Two Fingers If They Dont Fit Force Them In If The Holes Big Enough Put Three Move Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fill It? Thats...
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Newton In Romantic Mood...... Universal Law: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer Fromone Girl To Another Girlfriend With Some Los...
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Its So Strange That The Indian Question For Being In A Relationship And Being In The Hospital Is The Same...everyone Asks - Serious Hai Kya?
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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...
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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!
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Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs. This Is Only Sentence Tat Has All 26 Alphabets Of English. Be Proud 2 B A Drinker.
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Loading The Babe Meter..... 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.. Analysis Complete U R A 100 Percent Gorgeous Babe...
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Height Of Coolness..!two Friends, Finishing The Paper, Coming Out Of The Exam Hall, Having A Cool Drink Talking... 1st-dude..which Paper Was It...2nd-may Be Ma...
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Once A Girl Askd A Boy-y We Have Units To Measure Weight, Force,speed, Distnce Etc Bt Nothin To Measure Luv,trust, Frndshp.y? Boy Thought For A While, Took Her ...
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A Genius Is A Prson Who Can Do Anythng By $1 Wat Any Fool Cn Do By $100as Sch V Cmplete Syllabus In 1 Day, Wat Lecturers Try In 1 Year...hi! Gm.
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It Is Important To Find A Man Who Has Money, A Man Who Adores You, And A Man Who Is Great In The Sack. It's Also Important That These 3 Men Should Never Meet!!
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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having Black Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful .....
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What Happened To Your Mobile? I Was Trying To Call But I Got This Message: Welcome To The Jungle Network. The Monkey You Are Trying To Call Is On A Tree. Plea...
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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty
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1 Aadmi Ne 100 Times Blood Donate Kar K Record Banaya Blood Bank Walo Ne Uski Wife Ko Bhi Prize Diya Ye Kehte Hue Ki Apne Nahi Piya, Tabhi To Humne Liya.:-)
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