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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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Admi Ne Ground Me Tatty Krke Jor Se Pada Use Dekh Suwar Ke Bchche Ne Kaha -maa Mujhe Bhookh Lagi Hai Suwar Ki Maa-thoda Ruko Beta,abhi Ek Siti Aur Ho Jaane Do...

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U Will Seriously Go Crazy Knowing This Top Secret . . The New Symbol For Rupee Is Rajnikant's Autograph . . . -)

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Today Tommorow And Forever There Will Be One Heart That Beats For U , U Know Whoes Ur Own Stupid!!!!!

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Boy : Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty

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When I Was Studing, My Mom Was Calling Me . But I Dint Respond, I Was Deeply Involved In Studies But She Called Again And Again, I Shouted Plz Leav Me To Study,...

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Cool Teenage Martian: I Was At A Party On Mercury Last Night. His Friend: Was It Any Good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It Was Really Boring. His Friend: How Co...

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Joke:what Is The Type Of Cheese That Does Not Belong To You? Ans:na-cho Cheese(not Your Cheese)

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I Dont Fear Exams Now Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer Ill Write. According To Rajnikant.

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Dr: Kya Hua?? Kaise Aana Hua?? Santa: Kuch Nahin. Tabiyat Theek Nahin Lagti. Dr: Sharab Peete Ho Kya?? Santa: Theek Hain. Ek Chhota Peg Bana Do ....

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I Want To Share Everything With U. Ur Joys, Ur Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single 2nd Of Day Let Us Start With Ur Atm Password 1st....

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My Wife And I Have The Secret To Making A Marriage Last. Two Times A Week, We Go To A Nice Restaurant, A Little Wine, Good Food... She Goes Tuesdays, I Go F...

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Govt. Has Passed A New Rule..... Beautiful Girls Handsome Boys Have To Pay Tax.. Why R U Smiling U Escaped But Think About Me......

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How Are Women And Tornadoes Alike? They Both Moan Like H**l When They Come, And Take The House When They Leave.

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Once In A Fight Rajni Got Angry And Showed D Middle Finger To A Lady.the Lady Got Pregnant!.!

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( Joke ) Teacher- Jis Aadmi Ke Dono Hath Na Ho, Use Hindi Aur English Me Kya Khenge? Santa- Hindi Me Thakur Aur Eng Me Hendfree.

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January - Rose February - Propose March - Gift April - Lift May - Chatting June - Dating July - Miss You August - Kiss You September - Anger October - Danger No...

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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Pati K Hath Me Diya Wo Khushi Se Chillaya-puttar Hua. Puttar Hua Nurse Chillayi- Abe Andhe Ladki Hui Hai, Meri Ungli Chhod..!

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A Girl Asked, Why Cow Seems Depressed When Being Milked? Teacher: If Every Morning They Rub Yours 20-30 Minutes And Don't F**k U, U Will Feel The Same?

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The Only Thing Can Cure Me From _____ (e.g Sick Anything U Like) Is _____(e.g You Hug Me,say U Love Me Anything...up 2 U) Come !!!!!!!

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Sardar Mobile Company Me Job K Lie Gaya Pahle Hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pe Use Maar K Bhaga Dia Sawal Tha? Sbse Mashoor Network Kaun Sa Hai? Sardar:cartoon Net...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missin The Joker!

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A Man Was Running Home N Yelled At His Wife, Hey, Start Packing Now! I've Striked The California Lottery! Wife Was Really Happy, So Should I Pack For The Hot O...

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...

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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? A. Frostbite.

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Water Is So Precious, So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan: Save Water! Save Water! Share Shower With Neighbour's Daughter!!...

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me! I Don't Wanna See You Die!

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Two Golden Rules To Follow.....in Your Life...... 1) I'm Always Right...... 2) When Ever You Feel (your Name) Is Wrong........ Slap Yourself And Read Ru...

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History Teacher: From Where To Where Did The Mughals Rule? Student: Sir I Am Not Sure But I Think From Page 15 To 26....

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...

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Q: What Do Girls And Rocks Have In Common? A: Everyone Skips The Flat Ones.

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Why Is A Bachelor Skinny And A Married Man Fat? -the Bachelor Comes Home, Takes One Look At What's In The Refrigerator, And Goes To Bed. -the Married Man ...

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The Best Anti-virus Program For A Computer Is Safe-s.ex. Leave The Plastic Cover On The Floppy When Inserting In Drive!

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