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If Your Right Leg Was Thanksgiving And Your Left Leg Was Christmas Could I Meet U Between The Holidays?

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=shadi Jaldi Hone Ki Hydrabadi Mannat= Kab Aate Wo Dina; Ek Takiye Pe Do Gardna... Kab Tak Akele Sona; Ab Toh Begum Honach Hona..:) :p

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Madam: English M Kamar Ko Waist Kyu Kehte Hai? Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Cheez To Uske Upar Or Neeche Hoti Hai..! Beech M Kamar To Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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Crack: It Is Sickening Way, My Wife Keeps Talking Abt Her Ex-husband. Jack: Tats Nothng. Mine Keeps Talking Abt Her Next Husband.

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When I Was A Dog, And Your Were A Flower I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!! Hhhhhhhhhhh

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A Very Rich Businessman Asked His Small Son What He Would U Like For Christmas.... A Baby Brother Plzz, He Replied. I M Sorry, Son, There's Not Enough Time, ...

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There Was Once A Young Man Who, In His Youth, Professed His Desire Become A Great Writer. When Asked To Define Great He Said... Errer Msg

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Laloo And Rabri Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Laloo Thinks For A Moment And Tells Rabri: Dear, Let's Move ...

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(m) An (a) Lways (r) Espect (l) Ove (b) Ecause (o) F (r) Omance (o) Nly

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In A Hospital A Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading A Book.. . . . Guess The Name Of That Book? . 'how To Become A Doctor In 30 Days!'

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Wt Is 143? I Love U .no.!! I Hate U . No.!! I Miss U.. No.!! I Wish U. No !! 143 Means.one Hundrd Forty Three..!! Don't Yr Parents Teach U Anything?? Ha Ha!!...

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An 85 Yrs Old Lady Wanted Her Gravestone To Read As Born Virgin, Lived Virgin Died Virgin. The Sculptor Shortened It As Parcel Returned Unopened!!...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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Teacher: Because Of Gandhijis Hard Work What Do We Get On 15th August? Student: A Holiday

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans:secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir

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Cool Teenage Martian: I Was At A Party On Mercury Last Night. His Friend: Was It Any Good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It Was Really Boring. His Friend: How Co...

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Before Marriage:roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U.after Marriage:roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don`t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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When You Feel Alone ... Close Your Eyes And Think Of Me.. Surely You Will Suddenly Smile And Say Who Is The Cutest Person I've Met? ()() ( 'o', )) Ahemn! ...

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Why Are Condoms Transparent? So That The Sperms Could At Least Take A Glance And See The Scenery Of Their.. Supposedly Promised Land..haha...

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Man: Nars, My Back Is Hurts Bery Mats, Can U Tek D Pein Awi? Nurse: Okay Sir, I'll Give You A Shot Of Morphine. Man: No! Not Morpein! My Gudness, I Want Less ...

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Do You Want Your Photo? Smile!! ---klik!--- )..( ((..)) Your Photo:)

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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Father 2 Son: If U Don't Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me Dad. After Some Days.... Father: How Is Ur Result?? Son: Sorry John Uncle..!!.....

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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missing The Joker!!

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The Se.xiest Message Ever: A Quote On Girls T-shirt No Use Of Looking They Wont Get Bigger, Unless You Work On Them.

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What Part Of The Man Has No Bone But Has Muscles, Has Lots Of Veins, Like Pumping, Is Responsible For Making Love? Ans -heart...

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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What Kind Of Bees Produce Milk? Boobies

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The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of The Corners Off.

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The Ones Who Liked Jab Tak Hai Jaan Are Human Beings.... . . . . . . . . The Ones Who Didn't, Are Being Humans...

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What Did The Boy Octopus Say To The Girl Octopus? I Want To Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand....

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Once Rajinikant Was Drinking Water... . . Now.. Come On!.at Least Let Him Drink Water Peacefully... U Ppl Want Jokes For Everything??...

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Question: What's The Difference Between Pinocchio And Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's Nose Doesn't Grow When He Lies.

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2 Neighbours Are Chatting Over The Garden Wall. Today My Husband Will Bring A Bunch Of Flowers!! Oh Isnt That Nice, You Are Lucky.. No, Not Really. He Will Ex...

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I Saw U On Road Today. ... U Were Lukin So Fine, ... Ur Face So Divine, ... Ur Walk So Perfect. ... My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: ... Who Let The D...

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Girl:its Too Tight Boy: Dont Worry Ill Do It Slowly, Gal: Push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal: Its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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A Little Girl Went Into Her Parents Bedroom To Find Her Parents In Bed!!!!! Well! She Exclaimed........ And You Tell Me Off Just For Sucking My Thumb!!!!!!...

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