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Ek Student Ne Mba Ka Form Bharte Hue Pas Khade Chaukidar Se Pucha: Kaisa H College? Chaukidar:bahut Badhia H.humne Khud Yahi Se Mba Kiya H

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It's 3 Word It's 8 Letters I Can't Hold It Anymore I Have To Cnfess It To U I I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Yop So Laise Pa Traine Ton Yop...

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller ...

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play Magic? She Asks: What Do You Mean? He Says: We Go To My Place, Have S*x And Than You Disappear!

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If U Had A Donkey And I Had A Rooster, And Your Donkey Ate The Feet Off My Rooster, Then Technically U Would Have 2 Feet Of My C*ck In Your A**!!

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Height Of Over Love: A Boy Doesnt Chat Wid His Gf Cz He Feels Dat Her Hand Myt Pain While Typing The Text...! Rofl!! :d...

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Teacher Asked, If U Have 10 Dollars And Ur Father Gave U Another 10 Dollars, How Much Will U Have Now? Jeremy Replied, Still 10 Dollars. Teacher Puzzled, Oh.....

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Sardar Ko Sapne Me Kisi Ladki Ne Chappal Mari, 2din Bad Sardr Ne Apna Bank A/c Band Kr Diya. Qki Bank Me Likha Thahum Aap Ke Sapno Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hai.

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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missing The Joker!!

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of... S E X S - Smile E - Energy X - Xcitement So Make S E X A Daily Habit, And Youll Always Be Suc's*x'ful! In Life......

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil : Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay Devil : Nothing. H**l To H**l Is Free...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikanth

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Before Marriage:roses Are Red,sky Is Blue,o My Darling!i Love U. After Marriage:roses Are Dead, I Have Flu,don?t Come Near Me,paray Hatt Tuu.

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Girl: I Am Like A Radio, My Left N****e Is Volume Right N****e Is Tuner. Boy:turns Both But There Is No Sound. Girl: Manda Budhi..adhiyam Plug Kutheda...!!!...

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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.

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A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him...

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When An Apple Is Green, It's Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is Sixteen She's Ready To ..woops...wrong Number....

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Your Smile Is So Delightful; It Encourages Me And Gives Me Power Equal To Thousands Of Mainframes Processing Power.

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The Longest Five Minutes In The World Are The Last Five Minutes Of A Lecture, While The Shortest Five Minutes Are The Last Five Minutes Of An Exam...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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Mbbs Final Exam Question: Fill In The Blanks. If A Lady Faints, We Must 1st Check Her Pu_s_ Only Few Intelligent Students Wrote Pulse

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. Catch Her By Her Waist . Bring Her Home . . Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck . Put Ur Lips On Her Lips . Have A Nice Drink..... . Coca-cola!!! ....

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects...

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Full Form Of Condom C-confidential O-ornament N-needed For D-domestic O-occasion After M-marriage

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True Frnds Stand Behind U During Ur Bad Times Do U Want A Documentary Proof 4 Ths? In Future Check Out Ur Mariage Video, U Vl Find All Ur Frnds Behind U!!

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A Friend Is Someone Who, Upon Seeing Another Friend In Immense Pain, Would Rather Be The One Experiencing The Pain Than To Have To Watch Their Friend Suffer.

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes. Pappu: Bcoz If U Dont, You Could Scare The Dog.

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Love Is The True Means By Which The World Is Enjoyed: Our Love To Others, And Others' Love To Us. Love Is A Fruit In Season At All Times, And Within The Reach O...

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Teacher And Nick, His Student: Teacher: Nick, What Is The Past Participle Of The Verb To Ring? Nick: What Do You Think It Is, Sir? Teacher: I Don't Think, I ...

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Grlfrnd:mujhe Maaf Kar Do Maine Tumse Chupaya Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.boyfrnd :aray Koi Baat Nahi Chalo Ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun.. :d

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikant In Dance......... . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In D Film 'guzaarish'....

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Policewala 2 His Son: Beta Tumhara Result Achha Nahi Aya H,aj Se Tumhara Khelna Tv Dekhna Band. Son: Ye 500 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yaheen Daba Do” :-d

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Kid: Daddy, Daddy! Someone Ate My School Sandwich Which I Left In My Bag In June! Kid: Daddy! Kid: ...daddy?

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What Did One Cannibal Say To The Other Cannibal When They Were Eating A Clown? Does This Taste Funny To You?

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Hey Can U Do Me A Favour, Take A Pic Of Urself N Send Me It, I'm Playin Cards N I'm Missin The Joker!

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Sardar On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking

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3 Places Where A Human Cannot Die? 1. Heaven. 2. H**l. 3.star Plus. -smsguru...

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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