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One Advantage Of Marriage It Seems To Me Is That When You Fall Out Of Love With Him Or He Falls Out Of Love With U It Keeps U Together Until Maybe U Fall Inlove...

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He Came At Night Explored My Body Got On Top Of Me Touched Me He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed When He Was Satisfied He Left I Was Hurt.. Bloody Mosquito!!!...

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! ......rockss...

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Apna Hath Sir Par Firao, 1 Bar Fir Firao, 2 Bar Firao, Chalo 1 Bar Fir Dono Hath Firao, Ab To Yakin Aa Gaya Na Gadhe K Sing Nahi Hote....

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Sardar: How Much Is My Mobile Bill??? Customer Care Girl: Sir,just Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status.. Sardar: I Asked Mobile Bill... Not Current Bill ...

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A Quality Engineer Married An Average Girl. After 2 Years Of Tough Life With Her, Finally Engineer Got Angry And Send A Note To Father-in-law Stating That You...

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I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That....... * She Called Me To Get My Phone Number. * She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At The Orange Juice Box Because It Said ...

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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes. Pappu: Bcoz If U Dont, You Could Scare The Dog.

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As Promised To Obama, India Isgiving Jobs To Americans.............. . . . . . . . . . . Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruit...........

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Once There Lived A S**y Woman Who Has No Husband... But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . . . . . Her Dinner!! Don't Expect Non-veg Msg's From Me..coz I M A...

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...

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Girl:you Would Be A Good Dancerexcept For Two Things. Boy:what Are The Two Things? Girl:your Feet

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Pappu: Dad, What Is An Idiot? Santa: An Idiot Is A Person Who Tries To Explain His Ideas In Such A Strange And Long Way That Another Person Who Is Listening To...

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N_boys: Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing 2 My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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Husband Says When I'm Gone You'll Never Find Another Man Like Me. Wife Replied What Makes You Think I'd Want Another Man Like You!

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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Why Do The Taliban Wear Robes? . . . . . . . Cuz A Goat Can Hear A Zipper A Mile Away.

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A Man In H**l Asked Devil : Can I Make A Call To My Wife? After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay Devil : Nothing. H**l To H**l Is Free...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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Woman: When My Husband Left Me,he Said: He Was Going To Join The Army For A Little Peace.

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Bachcha:-mummy Is Baar Sare Patakhe Is Dukan Se Lenge. Mummy:- Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai. Bachcha:-papa To Kahte The, Saari Fuljhadiya Yahin Rahti H...

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A Sardar Goes To A Restaurant And His Cell Phone Rings. Wife- How Are U? Sardar (surprised)- I Am Fine But How Did U Know Where I Was?

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Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? A Little Boy Falls Into The Mud Wanna Hear A Clean Joke? He Takes A Bath With Bubbles Wanna Hear A Dirty Joke? Bubbles Is Michal Jackso...

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Girl: Describe A Hot Girl. Boy: Blonde Hair, Huge B***s,brown Eyes. Girl: Then I Guess I'm Not A Hot Girl. Boy: You Never Said To Describe A Perfect Girl....

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An Idiot Takes Off His Cloths And Hangs Them , The Cloths Fell Off The Ground Idiot : Thanks God I Wasn't Inside My Cloths !!!

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Which Body Part... Of A Man Has No Bone Its Full Of Veins Loves Pumping Responsible For Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Love The Way You Think...lol...

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A Counselor Was Helping His Kids Put Their Stuff Away On Their 1st Morning In Summer Camp.he Was Surprised To See One Of The Y.sters Had An Umbrella.the Counsel...

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A Rich Man Dying Call Upon His Wife 2 The Bed, Honey, When I Die I Like 2 Bring Along All My Money..will U Promise Me? I Promise. Her Sister Who Overheard Ask...

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Haryanvi Called Customer Care: Re Maari Bhains Ne Sim Kha Li Aur Bhaag Gi Cust Care:to Main Kya Karoo Haryanvi:rey Bavle Tu Mane Yo Bata Ki Roaming To Na Lag...

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Boy:my Girlfriend Left Me And Sent Me A Picture Of Her Wid Her New Boyfriend Friend:how Sad :wat Did U Do? Boy:simple I Sent Dat Sms To Her Dad!!!!!! Be Innov...

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How Amazing!! - A Mother Makes Her Son Intelligent In 20 Years, But A Girl Makes Him Stupid In 2 Mins

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Mummy, Mummy, I Have Discovered How Babies Are Made!!!! I Saw Daddy Put His W***y In Your Mouth Last Night. No, Thats Not Right, Replied Mummy, Thats How I Ge...

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.

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Doctor 2 Lady: U R Looking So Weak N Exhausted R U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised Lady: Oh My God I Hear 3 Males Per Day...

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A - U R Attractive B - U R The Best C - U R Cute D - U R Dear 2 Me E - U R Excellent F - U R Funny G - U R Good-looking H - Hehehe I - I'm J - Joking L...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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