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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . ....

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A Teacher Asks What Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet In The Air Screaming God I'm Comin!...

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Husband: Shall We Try A Different Position Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea... You Stand By The Ironing Board While I Sit On The Sofa And Fart.

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000.

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Do U Know That Why Does Most Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips? B'coz It Is D Best Most Beautiful Way To Shut The Women's Mouth Atleast For Some Seconds...

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***newsflash*** Tell All Your Female Friends That I Can Get 100 Tampons For 1 ... No Strings Attached ...but For A Limited Period Only! ...a Bloody Good Deal!...

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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As Promised To Obama,india Is Giving Jobs To Americans... Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruitment ...!!

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Principal Pappu Se: India Ka Jhanda Sbse Pehle Kaha Lgaya Gya? Pappu (kaafi Sochne K Baad): Dande Par. Lol. . Moral- Pappu Itna V Bevkuf Nhi He..

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Rajinikanth Does Not Own A Stove, Oven, Or Microwave, Because Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold. Rajinikanth Has Already Been To Mars, That's Why There Are N...

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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.

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Teacher: Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The Same Day Same Time.

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Teacher: What Is Your Name? Student: Mera Naam Suraj Prakash Hai. Teacher: When I Ask A Question In English, Answer It In English. Student: My Name Is Sunlig...

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Dad:who's The Guy That Got You Pregnant? Girl:dad,if You Ate 15 Bananas.would You Know Which One Made You Fat?? (dad..faints..:) Hahaha.....

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If You Like My Sms, It Means Im Smart. If You Save, Means You Agree Im Smart. If You Forward My Sms, Means You Spread That Im Smart. If You Delete My Sms, Means...

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Rajinikanth Can Make Onions Cry. .... ...... Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Pr

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A Software Engineer Was Smoking In Office. Girl Says, Cant You See The Warning? Smoking Is Injurious To Health The Engineer Says........ ... Any Guesses !...

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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What Happened To Your Mobile? I Was Trying To Call But I Got This Message: Welcome To The Jungle Network. The Monkey You Are Trying To Call Is On A Tree. Plea...

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God Asked Me What Do You Want A Million Dollar, Or A True Friend??like The One Reading Msg... I Said Million Dollar!! Be Practical Yaar! Mil Ke Udayenge Na!!!...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother Dats My Seat Boy: Ok But I M Not Ur Brother. My Father Never Touched Ur Mom Girl: True, But My Father Did. Moral: Dont Be Over Smart:-...

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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A Lady Went To A Doctor And Asked For A Check-up Docwhere Shall I Put The Thermometer? Girluh Not In My Mouth,doc.i Might Swallow It Doclets Try Your Armpit Gir...

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Q: When Do You Know You're Really Lonely? A: Your Own Tongue Starts To Feel Good In Your Mouth.

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To Make It Stand U Wet It!. To Make It Wet.. U Suck It!. To Make It Stiff.. U Lick It!. To Get It In.. U Push It!. D**n.! Threading A Needle Is.. Not A Joke.. L...

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There Are 2 Cowboys In The Kitchen. Which One Is The Real Cowboy? The One On The Range.

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What's Yellow And Stinking Of Fish ,,,,, Homer Simpsons 2 Fingers

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What Does The Little Computer Call It's Dad? Data

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Define Contraceptive Pill? Its The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It. Raju: No! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It. Teacher: Why? Raju: My Mother Will Not...

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Papa: Beta Facebook Ke Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .! . . . . . . Beta: O Really Papa??? Jara Link To $end Karna Uska:-:-)

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Boy: I Am 20 Yrs Old And U ? Girl: I Am Also 20 Years Old. Boy: Then Come. Girl: Y? Boy: To Play 20-20

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This Morning, An Angel Asked Me To Go To Heaven With Him But I Refused. There Is No Signal. How Can I Text You?

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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What Did The Chocolate Syrup Say To The Ice Cream? . . . . . I'm Sweet On You! ..

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