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Condoms Aren't Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus..

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Man Says To Hotel Manager : Hey, Hurry Come Fast, My Wife Is Going To Jump Out Of The Window And Commit Suicide! Manager : But What Can I Do Sir??? Man : Idi...

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We Need 3 Things In Lyf.. -love To Make Us Weak.. -alcohol To Make Us Strong.. N -friends To Pick Us Up Wen Both These Things Make Us Hit The Floor.. -)...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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Why'd They Call It Pms? Cos Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken!

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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I'd Like To Be The Sort Of Friend That You Have Been To Me, I'd Like To Be The Help That You've Been Always Glad To Be I'd Like To Mean As Much To You Each Minu...

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Beauty Is Not Judged By Ur Clothes Or Ur Appearance Its Judged By Ur Inner Beauty So Plz Change Ur Underwear Daily

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Sardar Mobile Company Me Job K Lie Gaya Pahle Hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pe Use Maar K Bhaga Dia Sawal Tha? Sbse Mashoor Network Kaun Sa Hai? Sardar:cartoon Net...

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Some Great **** Sayings... U Make Me Wet & Put Me In Ur Mouth Everyday -tootbrush. And The Most Killer One U Cannot Njoy Me Unless U Spread Me -butter..:-p...

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A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know... Night.

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What Is Full Form Of College C-come O-on L-lets L-love E-each G-girl E-equally So Come To College Everyday...

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Define Contraceptive Pill? Its The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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Q: What Do You Call A Blonde Holding A Brief Case, Up A Tree? A: The Branch Manager.

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Cat-how Old R U? Elphnt-10yr Cat-bt U Look Big? Elph-i M A Complan Boy Elp-u? Cat-i M 50 Elph-but U Look Smal? Cat-ponds White Beauti, Umar Mano Tham Si ...

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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Funny Joke Google Maybe The Most Powerful Search Engine But, It Can’t Search . . . . The Chappals U Lost At The Temple :d

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Gods Are Also I.t. Engineers Brahma System Installer Visnu System Supporter Shiv System Programmer Naarad Data Transfer Yam Deleter Menka...

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January - Rose February - Propose March - Gift April - Lift May - Chatting June - Dating July - Miss You August - Kiss You September - Anger October - Danger No...

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Computers Are Machines To Help You Solve Problems You Wouldn't Have If You Didn't Have A Computer.

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Girl- I Love U. Ican't Live Without U... Mar Jaungi Mit Jaungi Tere Pyar Mai Fanna Ho Jaungi. . . . Boy- Hmmm.. Dekhle Tere Ko Jesa Theek Lage :d

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...

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Friendship Never Speaks Volumes, It Never Demands Proof, It Never Has A Happy Ending Too Simply Coz It Doesn't End As Long As Friends R True, Just Like U!

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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed The Heart Of The Country? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats...

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Killing Message . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dhishkyaooooon........ :-d:-d:-d

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Homework: (noun) A Punishment Given To Students By Teachers After The Students Have Already Put In 7 Hours Of Hard Labor. (see Torture, Wrong, Boring, Cruel, Un...

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A Counselor Was Helping His Kids Put Their Stuff Away On Their 1st Morning In Summer Camp.he Was Surprised To See One Of The Y.sters Had An Umbrella.the Counsel...

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill !!!

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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Two Muffins Were Baking In An Oven. One Muffin Turns To The Other And Says, Holy S**t It's Hot In Here! The Other Muffin Says, Holy S**t... A Talking Muffin!...

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Girl 2 Doctor : I Have Got A Bad Discharge,, Doctor : Drop Your Pant*y..he Finger Her For 20 Mint. And Say ..how Does It Feel ??? Girl : Nice ...but The Disch...

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Santa Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Bahot Maara Logo Ne Pucha Kyu Mara? Santa-dosto Se Puchta Tha Ki Kis Se Bat Kar Rahe Ho Wo Yahi Kehte Teri Bhabi Se

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Three Monkey Has Escaped From Zoo. One Is Climbing On Tree Another Is Running On The Wall And The Third One Reading This Sms..

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Height Of Illiteracy: You Take A Blade And Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm. . . . . And Make A Spelling Mistake....

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Child.god//plz I Dont Want 3rd World War.... God. Y,u Luv Ur Country So Much? Child.no God I Am Weak In History I Cant Study Anothee War....

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