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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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U Good At Math? Well, Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Cloths, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!

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What Do You Call 365 Used Condoms? -a Good Year.

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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A 50 Years Old Man Asked The Trainer In Gym: I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls, Which Machine Should I Use? Trainer: Sir! In This Age Use The Atm Machine. :d...

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A Cat And Five Kittens Found Themselves Face To Face With A Big Dog. The Cat Started Barking Furiously And Scared The Dog Away. Then She Turned To Her Kittens: ...

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What Did The French Chef Give His Wife For Valentine's Day? . . . . . A Hug And A Quiche! ..

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Engineers Rock: Teacher2student: Naade Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain Student: P.h.d. Teacher: What Student: Pajama Holding Device.

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Q. What Did One Teddy Bear Say To The Other Teddy Bear When He Offered Him Some Dessert? A. No Thank You, I Am Stuffed.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Butter! Butter Who? Butter Open Quick, I Have To Go To The Bathroom!

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Did I Do Anything Wrong? Then Why R U Avoiding Me? At Least Remember Me Once In A Week. Its Really Hurting Me. With Luv Ur Toothbrush......

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Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard Dard Me Yaqin Yaqin Me Khyal Khayal Me Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir Tasvir Me Sirf Ap! Itna Darawna Khuwab? Baap Re Baap.

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If U R Sitting Among Group Of Ppl N There Heads R Down N Ur Is Up , Thats Not The Proof That U R A Self Confident Persin U Just Don't Hae A Mobile!...

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When I Was Young I Used To Pray For A Bike, Then I Realized That God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Prayed For Forgiveness.

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Q: What's The Definition Of Indefinitely? A: When Your Balls Are Slapping Up Against Her A*s, You Are In.....definitely.

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...

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1911: Dracula Used To Drink Virgin Girls' Blood... 2012: He Died Of Hunger... ;) :d

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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...

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1 Aadmi Ne 100 Times Blood Donate Kar K Record Banaya Blood Bank Walo Ne Uski Wife Ko Bhi Prize Diya Ye Kehte Hue Ki Apne Nahi Piya, Tabhi To Humne Liya.:-)

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Q: What Did One Tube Of Glue Say To The Other Tube Of Glue? A: We Have To Stick Together. Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A: A Bulldoser. Q: What Did T...

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight..or Do I Have To Walk By Again???

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Once Rajinikanth Told A Kid, Go To H*ll. Today That Kid Is Known As Yamraj Airtel Uses Rajinikanth's Sim...

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Why Do Most Of Women Sleep In The Afternoon? So They Can Screw The Tired Man All The Night And Blame Him For Poor Performance....

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy

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Mujrim- Saab Muje Aysi Saja Do K Log Mere Naam Pe Thu-thu Kare Jaha B Jau Log Mujhe Galiya De... Judge- Sale Ab Tujhe Pm Bana De Kya..?

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Anmol Vachan Agar Apko Koi Pathar Mare To Ap Usey Phool Maro,..par Dhyan Rahe,........phool Gamle Ke Saath Hona Chahiye.

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What Do You Call A Prostitute With Her Hand Down Her Skirt? Self-employed

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get? Kid: Three New Girlfriends.

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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Astudent Was Asked To Meke A Sign Board For Traffic Rules Near A College Campus. He Wrote: Drive Carefully. Don't Kill The Students. Just Wait For The Teachers...

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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When You're Right, No One Remembers. When You're Wrong, No One Forgets

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Man 1 : From The Letters A To Z , B Has More And More Cold............ Man 2 : How??? Man 1: Because B Is Present Between Ac...... Man 2 : ???????? --hahahahhah...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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Kya Aap Jante Hai Ki Popcorn Garm Tve Par Kyu Ucchalte H. ? ? ? Kabhi Khud Beth Ke Dekh Lena Pta Chal Jayega.

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Daru Se Nasha Badhta He, Nashe Se Junun, Junun Se Mehnat, Mehnat Se Paisa, Paise Se Izat. Isliye Izat Paneke Liye, Daru Pina Bahut Jaruri He.. Lol

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