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I Hav Lots Of Jokes In My Inbox, But I Cant Send U Al Of Them, It Vl Tak A Lot Of Time, So Im Sendng U Just 1 Jok U R So Beautiful...

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My Wife And I Have The Secret To Making A Marriage Last. Two Times A Week, We Go To A Nice Restaurant, A Little Wine, Good Food... She Goes Tuesdays, I Go F...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I...

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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Why Did The Motorcycle Take A Break? Because It Was Two Tired!

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star You Should Know What You Are And Once You Know What You Are Mental Hospital Is Not So Far.

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men Toilet : The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands! -

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A Lady Says To The Psychiatrist, I Think I Might Be A Nymphomaniac. He Says, I'll See What I Can Do To Help You. My Fee Is Eighty Dollars An Hour. She Says, How...

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Mummy, Mummy, Are Little Birds Made Of Metal? Of Course Not, Darling, Why Do You Think That? I Just Heard Dad Say Hed Like To Screw The A**e Off The Bird Nex...

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Dr: Kya Hua?? Kaise Aana Hua?? Santa: Kuch Nahin. Tabiyat Theek Nahin Lagti. Dr: Sharab Peete Ho Kya?? Santa: Theek Hain. Ek Chhota Peg Bana Do ....

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7-8 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kia Mujhe Lekin Ab Tum Mujhe Or Dur Nhi Rkh Sakte Aaj Nhi To Kal Tm Mujhe Jarur Apnaoge Wid Luv Tumhra Purana Sweater Happy Winter...

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Husband : Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle. Wife : Yes Honey I Still Do, The Only Difference Is Earlier It Was 300ml But Now It's 1.5 Litres....

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John Wins 20 Million From Rs.20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11 Milion After Deducting Tax. Angry John : Give Me 20 Million Or Else Return Rs.20 Back....

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In Chemistry Class,sir Asked A Ques To A Gal:what Is Nitrate? Gal(in Shy Mood):sir,night Rate Is 1500,hotel Charges Extra...!!

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Sardar Ne Mendak Se Pucha Ki Sardaro Mein Dimag Hota Hai ? Mendak Ne Kaha Nahi Aur Pani Mein Kood Gaya. Sardar Bola Lo Isme Suicide Karne Wali Kya Baat T...

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The Ultimate Brain : . Eak Sindhi Ke Hotel Ke Bahar Board Per Likha Tha, Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Main Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge

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Rajinikanth Once Got Into A Fight With A Vcr Player. Now It Plays Dvds. Rajinikanth Can Slam A Revolving Door.

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1 Admi Ki 6 Unglya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kehte The, Btao Kyo.? . Socho . Qki Radhe Shyam Hi Uska Naam Tha,;) Har Jagah Faltu Dimag Nahi Lgana ...

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Girl: I'm Hurt. Boy: R U? G: Do U Always Answer With A Que? B: Do I? G: U Just Did It. B: Did I? G: Y Do Men Always Ans Que With Que? B: Do We...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air And Said, Head, I Will Go To Sleep. Tail, I Will Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p

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A Girl In Abook Store . Do U Have Book Called Women-the Perfect Intelligence ? Salesman: The Comic Department Is On The Other Side Maam :-p...

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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The Saddest Part Of A Mans Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To: Hang Till Death!

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In The First Year Of Marriage, The Man Speaks And The Woman Listens. In The Second Year, The Woman Speaks And The Man Listens. In The Third Year, They Both Spea...

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Malkin: Kya Hua Tum 3 Din Kam Pe Nai Aayi? Kamwali: Mene To Facebook Pe Update Kiya Tha Ki Mai Gaon Ja Rai Hu, Apke Pati Ne Comment Bhi Diya Tha Mi...

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Daddy : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It!!!

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Father- Who Is Lincon Son- I Dont Know Father- Concentrate On Studies Than You Know Son- Who Is Naveen Father - I Dont Know Son - You Know If You Concentra...

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Dad, What V****a Looks Like? Before S*x: A Pink Rose With Soft Lovely Pelats And Perfum Aroma. And After S*x? Boy, Have You Ever Seen A Bulldog Eating Mayonnais...

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In Order To Get 100/100 In Life, A Man Requires 100 Talent, Whereas A Woman Requires Only 4 Talent The Remaining Is Only 36-24-36

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Rajni Wanted To Share 1 Of His Knowledge With The World And Then Came Google....

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I Think I Should Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back.. Nice A*s!!!!!!!

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller ...

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Facebook Fever... . . . Girl : I Love You Boy : (starts Running)..! Girl : (running After Him)..why Are You Running? Boy : To Update My Relation...

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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What Kind Of Bees Produce Milk? Boobies

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Dad- Beta 5 K Bad Kya Ata Hai? Son-6,7 Dad-wah Mera Brilliant Beta Or 6,7 K Bad? Son-8,9,10. Dad-kya Bat Hai, Uske Bad? Son-gulam,begum,badsha.

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Husband Sitting With His Wife In Restaurant, . Drinking Beer N Says:- I Love U Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? .husband:- Its Me, Talking To Bee...

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Chemistry Teacher: What Is The Chemical Formula Of Water? Student: Hijklmno. Chemistry Teacher: What Are You Talking About? Student: Yesterday You Said H To...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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