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What Did The French Chef Give His Wife For Valentine's Day? . . . . . A Hug And A Quiche! ..

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One Advantage Of Marriage It Seems To Me Is That When You Fall Out Of Love With Him Or He Falls Out Of Love With U It Keeps U Together Until Maybe U Fall Inlove...

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Girls Express There Feelings With Tears. Boys Express There Feeling With Beer.

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number. We Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience..

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Rajnikant Participated In Race Obviously He Came First Einstien Died Aftet Watching That....because...as Light Came Second!!!

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Girls Are Super Heroines... * * * * * * * * Who Else Can Bleed For 7 Days And Not Die:pp

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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People Say U Cant Live Without Love But I Personally Feel, Oxygen Is More Important Takecare

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A-u R Attractive B-u R D Best C-u R Cute D-u R Dear 2 Me E-u R Excellent F-u R Funny G-u R Gud Looking H-he He He I-i M J-just K-kidding...

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He : Doctor ! This Medicine Is Not Available In Any Medical Store. Doctor : Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.that Was My Signature.

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Boy1: I Got A New Car, A Laptop Ipod And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Brother, Wht Does Ur Father Do? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy1: He Sells Onions N Tomatos...

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Pick Up Line. Guy: Hey Do You Work At Subway? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Because You Just Gave Me A Footlong.

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After Finishing Mbbs Dr Munna Bhai Starts His Practice. He Checked His First Patients Eyes, Tongue Ears By Torch Finally What Did He Say? Battery Is Ok...

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Hitler : There Is No Word Like Impossible In My Dictionary..! Sardar: What Is The Use In Saying It Now. You Should Have Checked The Dictionary When You Boug...

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A Couple Is Lying In Bed. The Man Says, I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Woman In The World The Woman Says, I'll Miss You.

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# Girl Boy Were Having S.ex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips Let Me Feel Ur Teeth Let Me Taste Ur Tongue This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminding U 2 Brush.

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A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... . . . . . . . . .rajnikant Found It And Gave It Back To Her

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1 Day I Read, Smoking Is Bad I Stop Smoking 1 Day I Read, Drinking Is Bad I Stop Drinking 1 Dat I Read, S*x Is Bad And Say,, Oh My Gush!!! From Now On...

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Eye Doctor : Please Tell What Is Written In The Board......????? Patient : Where Is The Board Doctor ??????????? Eye Doctor : ???????????? -----hahahahahahah...

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Mother : U Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra ???? Daugther : Yes , It Is License To Enjoy Kamasutra...!!!!!

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Black Mailing In New Style: Employee To Boss: If U Don't Inrease Ma Salray, Then I Will Tell The Whole Staff That Boss Has To Increased Ma Salary......

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Do You Believe In Love At First Sight...or Do I Have To Walk By Again?

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Joke:- A Boy Asked Pregnant Mum' Ma Why Is Ur Belly So Big '' Mum'' Ur Little Brother Is In It'' Boy, Did U Love Him, Mum, Of Course I Love Him, Boy, But Why Di...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A High Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting :p...

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? Iam In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing N Biting Reply Me Soon Urs Lovingly Mosquito...

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Teacher: Everyone Write Your Lover Name On A Paper After 2 Seconds, Girls: Finished Madam After 10 Minutes, Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!...

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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Q: What Did One Tube Of Glue Say To The Other Tube Of Glue? A: We Have To Stick Together. Q: What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull? A: A Bulldoser. Q: What Did T...

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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Q. What Do U Call A Manchester United Fan On The Moon? Ans- A Problem. What Do U Call 100 Manchester United Fans On The Moon? Ans-an Even Bigger Problem. What D...

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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How Do You Kill A Science Student . . . . . . Just Put Water On All The Journals One Day Before D Submission... Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jayega...

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The Curtains Tell The Doctor They Are Not Feeling Well?? The Doctor Replied.pull Your Self Together. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Since U R My Gud And Dearest Frnd, M Concrnd About U. So Wenever U'v Any Problem, Plz Plz Plz Giv Me A Mis Cal And I'l Giv U.... Another Miss Call! Trust Me ...

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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We Pronounce.. 22 As Twentytwo 33 As Thirtythree 44 As Fortyfour 55 As Fiftyfive Why Not.... 11 As Onetyone? -doubt Raised By Last Bench Association.....

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