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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fears But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Ur Fear.. Go Ahead, Look Int...

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Honey Said Im D Sweetest In The World.god Laughed And Said Wait U Hav Not Met D Person Reading This Sms Moral:n God Also Jokes Some Times...

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey And Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message, Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours !

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Question: Why Do Only 20 Percent Of Women End Up In Heaven? Answer: Because If All Of Them Were In Heaven, Don't You Think It Would Be Pure H**l?...

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Tcher To Studnts:art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.10min Baad,tcher: Train Dikhao?st: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :...

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Jor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Molu-jb Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkilravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...stay With Me Until I Die...stay With Me...

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How Can You Tell When Mark Martin Is Going To Say Something Intelligent? He Starts Out With I Once Heard Tony Stewart Say......

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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Thought For The Future Generation: Don't Marry Make A Woman Happy. In Fact Remain A Bachelor Make Several Women Happy.

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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Both Of My Marriages Are Failures! Why? My First Wife Left Me Just Because Of A Little Disagreement. And Your Second? My Second Wife And I Are Always Having Big...

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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I Gave A Chance To Many Men... De Runs Out After A Time The Man's Confidence...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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If 'muuaah' Is A Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'kalmuuaah' Is Scheduled Kiss For Tomorrow...!! No Claps Plzzz...!!

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya, Isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu.sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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U Said U Luv Me? But Y U Leave Me Alone?? U Leave Me When I Need U... Y U Did This To Me?? Oh,my Pillow N Blanket Belove.....+.+...

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Her: I Broke Your Heart Once And I Don't Intend To Do It Again. Him: I Believed You Once And I Also Don't Intend To Do It Again. :-(:-(

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