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Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me. It Was The Sweetest Thing That Ever Could Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True It Was The Day I Met You....

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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I Gave A Chance To Many Men... De Runs Out After A Time The Man's Confidence...

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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Whats The Diffrence Between Men Women?? Ans- A Woman Wants One Man 2 Satisfy Her Every Need Man Wants Every Woman 2 Satisfy His One Need!!!...

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :) Take Care Alot...

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Question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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Whats S.t.u.d.y???? S=siting T=talking U=unlimited Dream And Yawning.... So Study, Dont Waste Time

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...

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Santa Was Slapped In The Lift By A Lady. . .. ... He Misunderstood Her Request Of Please Press 1.

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Santa Laughing Behind Banta At Atm Centre Santa: I've Seen Ur Password Banta: Wht Is It..? Santa: Its 4 Stars ****. Banta: U R Wrong Its 5253...

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Question By A Student !! If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All Subjects; Then.... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects........think........

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing, No...

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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A Mother Has Just Had A Triplet Birth. Her Husband Tells His Friend Through The Phone. But The Telephone Is Not Clear. His Friend Asks: Can You Repeat That? ...

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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It's Hard To Face Your Problem, If Your Problem Is Your Face !

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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