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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Don't Give Importance 2money.coz It Can Give Bed But Not Sleep,books But Not Brains, Cloth But Not Beauty,luxuries But Not Happiness.so,transfer It To My A/c.

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !:-)...

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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1knjus=aur Laddu Li Jiye Na Guest=nhi Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Lechuka Hu Kanjus=liye To Apne Wese6 He, Lekin Kher Yaha Kon Gin Raha He

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me ! I Don't Wanna See You Die !

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words...

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi...

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !:d!...

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Every Time I Hold Her Hand, I Feel Like Holding My Cheeks. She Always Slaps Me On The Face.

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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News: 3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo... 1 Was Caught Watching Tv... 2.another Playing Football And ...

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Judge-tumne Dn Me Chori Karne Ki Himat Kaise Ki?chor- Mujhe Is Baat Ka Dar Tha Kiraat Ko Mujhe Akela Paakar Koi Loot Na Le..

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Bcos Something Is Waiting 4 U D Know Wat Is That?.....

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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...stay With Me Until I Die...stay With Me...

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A Woman Gives A Man Just Two Happy Days, The Day He Marries Her, And The Day He Buries Her.

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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