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Men Who Don't Understand Women Fall Into Two Groups: Bachelors And Husbands

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya,isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu. Sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Husband Says To Wife In Honeymoon Husband: I Had Physical Relation With 20 Women Before Marriage. Wife:oooo It Was You Who Gave Me A False 500 Rupees Note....

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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The Two Times They Pronounce You Anything In Life Are When You Are Man And Wife Or When They Pronounce You Dead On Arrival.

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, That,s Confidential

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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When I Call You: 1 Ring Means : I Am Missing U, 2 Ring Means : I Like U, 3 Ring Means : I Am Thinking Of U, 4 Ring Means : I Need U, 5 Ring Means : Idiot L...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mbl No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai...

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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Dont Go For Looks, They Can Deceive Dont Go For Wealth Even That Fades Away. Go For Sum1 Who Makes U Smile Becoz Only A Smile Makes A Dark Day Seem Bright.....

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Man: My Wife Still Scared Of Water. Friend: How Come? Man: Today When I Went Home, She Was In Bath Tub With The Security Guard. !!

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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How To Satisfy A Woman Always - Love, Give Flowers, Praise, Charm, Humor, Entertain, Cuddle, Caress, Etc..... How To Satisfy A Man Always - Show Up N***d !...

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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