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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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God Said: Let There Be Music Nd There Was My Voice, Let There Be Love And There Was My Heart Nd Then God Said Again, Let Ther Be Beauty And...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Height Of Flirting : Gf: Do You Love Me ? Bf: Ofcourse Darling I Do. Gf: You Will Love Me After Marriage Too Bf: That Depends On Your Husband :-d...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter, Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring, May Beauty Of Every Season Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason 2 Smile. May God Suceed U In Every...

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100 . . . . Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100 . . . . Knows To Ha...

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U Said U Luv Me? But Y U Leave Me Alone?? U Leave Me When I Need U... Y U Did This To Me?? Oh,my Pillow N Blanket Belove.....+.+...

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 3.95 Per Minute.

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According To A Study. 70 Percent Of Men Don't Know How To Wear A Condom Properly... Do You Know What Such Men Are Called? Daddy! :-)....

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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Girls Are Like Cell Phones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To , But Press The Wrong Button And You're Disconnected.

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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Explosive Comedy. Sardar Givs Dictation Test 4 Students. Last Bench Students Says- V R Not Able 2 Hear Sir. Sardar Said Ok I'll Write On The Board:-d:-d...

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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Teacher Teaching Algebra Teacher-if A Is Equal To B ,b Is Equal To C Then ,a Is Equal To C Teacher-give An Example Student (like Us)-i Luv U ,u Luv Your Dau...

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Dont Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Dont Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Dont Use Me 4: Use Me But Dont Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Dont Tell...

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring. Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Q : Y Do Monkeys Sleep On Trees? ...?? ...?? ..?? Chal Jaane De Yaar...its Ur Personnal Metter...y Shud I Interfare...?dhyan Se...girna Mat.....

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Dont You Use A Mouth Wash.

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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