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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Position Of The Dirt Bag

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A Guy Says To His Girlfriend Do You Want Some One Thing Eat? She Reply's Yes He Says Get Down Load Then.

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H...

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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Husband 1: Whenever My Wife And I Fight She Threatens To Go Home To Her Mother. Husband 2: You're Lucky. When My Wife And I Quarrel She Threatens To Make Her...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Thought For The Future Generation: Don't Marry Make A Woman Happy. In Fact Remain A Bachelor Make Several Women Happy.

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Text Won't Flow, Everyone Knows, When The Load Fades Away. Text Will Die And Tears In Your Eyes. You've Got To Throw Your Fone Up High Yeah Yeah..............

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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I Saw U Staring Out From Da Window.. Ur Eyes.. Ur Face.. Ur So Adorable.. I Couldn't Resist Myself Started Signing... How Much Is Tht Diggy In Da Window.....

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Ques-define Rape With The Help Of One Gud Example? Ans-rape Is Vry Vry Difficult Job. For Eg-it Is Like Playing Golf With A Continuously Moving Hole....

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