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Ever Wonder Y Abcdef Are Used 2 Define Bra Sizes? A-almost B***s B- Barely There C-can Do D-d**n Gud E-excellent F-fake!!

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A Teacher Made Her Students Write A Composition With The Topicif I Were A Millionaire. She Sees That One Her Student, Eric, Has Not Started Writing, So She Ask...

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Raju-- Meet My Wife Tina. Raghu-- Oh! I Know Her. Raju--how? Raghu-- We Were Caught Sleeping Together. Raju-- What The H**l? Raghu-- 10 Yrs Ago, In The His...

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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Wife: Darling, What Can I Give You For Your Birthday? Husband: If You Shut Your Mouth You Can Give Me Thirty Minutes Of Peace And Quiet.

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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Life Is Like A Chocolate Cake, With Fruits Like Me And Nuts Like You.

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don`t Cry, I`m Just Happy That Cows Can`t Fly!

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Wife: Darling, When Did You Find Out That You Loved Me? Husband: Shortly After I Had Learned That I Was Crazy.

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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Right Now Someone Is Thinking Of You......ok Ok Its Me

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Question: What Does It Mean To Have One Child? Answer: That Means You're A Parent. Question: What Does It Mean To Have More Than One Child? Answer: Th...

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Girl And Boy In Train. Girl: Headake Boy Kissed Head Girl: Pain In Hand. Boy Kissed Hand Girl: Pain In Cheek Boy Kissed. An Old Man Sitting Near Sed. I ...

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling.

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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A Guy Says To His Girlfriend Do You Want Some One Thing Eat? She Reply's Yes He Says Get Down Load Then.

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Sardar: My Mobile Bill How Much? Call Centre Girl:sir,just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status. Sardar: Stupid, Not Current Bill My Mobile Bill...

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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Question: What's The Difference Between Stress, Fear And Panic? Answer: Stress Is When Your Wife Is Pregnant, Fear Is When Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant, And ...

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