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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Judge- Why Did U Attackd Dis Young Man.? . Old Lady- This Rascal Grabbed Me, Took My Clothes Off, Threw Me On D Bed Shouted April Fool.....

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Height Of Flirting : Gf: Do You Love Me ? Bf: Ofcourse Darling I Do. Gf: You Will Love Me After Marriage Too Bf: That Depends On Your Husband :-d...

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Raaz-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraaz-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braaz-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . A: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, But Paying The Bill Does!

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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The Teacher Asks Carl, Can You Name Three Things That Did Not Exist 50 Years Ago? A Computer. Right! Satellites. Correct! And ................me ..................

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . . Age No Bar, Color No Bar, Height No Bar, Caste No Bar, But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers....

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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News Flash! Earthquake In India Kills 50,000! Usa Sends Food. Australia Sends Clothes. Britain Sends Replacements.

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Lucky Boy? Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty. :p

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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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Teacher To Golu:mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karogolu Ne Sochasochasochaaur Bola,meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He....

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Fly Asian Spirits! You Fly As Asians, You Land As Spirits..!!

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpines And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Epliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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Nw A Days . Child In Washroom . . . Mom! . . Mom: Yes My Child Child:i M Suffring Frm Loosemotion...so Update The Status On My Orkut And Facebook Profi...

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One Man Read A Board 'likhne Wala Briliant, Padhne Wala Idiot.. Man Becomes Engry, He Rub Board And Writes, Padhae Wala Briliant,likhnewala Idiot....

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Girl's Smile Create Greatest Confusion In Boy's Mind... . . . . Saala Ghanto Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata.. . . Ki Hass K Dekh Rahi Hai.. ?? Ya Dekh K Hass...

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Dont Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Dont Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Dont Use Me 4: Use Me But Dont Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Dont Tell...

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salceman Was Also Saying Same Thing....

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Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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