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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkilravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Small But Very Effective Deadly Fact- When A Teacher Says Get Out Of Class It Simply Means. . . . . . . . . . U Have Won The Argument.

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A Tailor Ran Away With People's Clothes. Some Complaines About Their Pant Piece Or Suit Piece. But Anxious Santa - Mera To Naap Hi Lekar Bhag Gaya. :d :d...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts.. 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A Ruler 4.raj...

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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Three Types To Break Mirror: 1. Throw Stone On Mirror. 2. Take Mirror And Just Drop It. 3. You Ju...

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Sweet Insult- 1ladka Gadhe K Samne Gir Gaya. 1khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha: Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhuu Rahe Ho? Ladka: Hanji Bhabhi Ji.

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . . Age No Bar, Color No Bar, Height No Bar, Caste No Bar, But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers....

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing, No...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Both Of My Marriages Are Failures! Why? My First Wife Left Me Just Because Of A Little Disagreement. And Your Second? My Second Wife And I Are Always Having Big...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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When I Call You: 1 Ring Means : I Am Missing U, 2 Ring Means : I Like U, 3 Ring Means : I Am Thinking Of U, 4 Ring Means : I Need U, 5 Ring Means : Idiot L...

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Pita: Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Haibeta: Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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Teacher: What Do U Know About Sensex? Pappu : When We Have S*x With Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen Sushmita Sen Etc. It's Called Sen S*x!...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree. If U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give...

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mbl No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai...

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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