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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya,isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu. Sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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Officer: You Are On Duty In The Deep Of The Night. Suddenly Someone Holds Your Arms Tightly. How Do You React This Situation? Interviewee: I Will Say: 'dar...

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Banta Falls In Luv Wit A Nurse.. After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Luv Letter 2 Her: I Luv U Sister

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A Husband Coming Home From A Confession And Lifts His Wife And Carries Her On His Shoulder. Wife: Did The Priest Tell You To Be So Romantic Like This? Husban...

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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...................................... What U Think ?? . . . . . . . . Hey Stop Now I Am Making Fun Of U Heheh !!!...

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks The Signs Of Skin Ageing Then Try The All New . . . . Adobe Photoshop....

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Flash News: In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz ...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Lady:which Shampo Do U Have? Tom:if U Want 4 Hair On Head Take Head Nd Shoulders.if U Want 4 Hair Inside Ur Panty Den Take Pantene.

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A Good Friend Is Like A Bra =--()-()--= Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents U From Falling, Holding U Tight, N Always Close To Ur Heart......

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge......

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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After A Quarrel, Wife Said To Her Husband: You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. He Replied, Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice. :p...

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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Agar Koi Apko Dekh Kar Drwaza Band Kar Leta Hai To Yaad Rakhna . . . . . . . Kundi Dono Taraf Hoti Hai.... Aap Bhi Bahar Se Laga Kar Bhag Jao...

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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