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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Sad After Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Happy . . .:d:p...

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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Every Time I Hold Her Hand, I Feel Like Holding My Cheeks. She Always Slaps Me On The Face.

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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The Real Meaning Of Girl G-ghost I-in R-real L-life So All Boys Be Carefull................

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Dont Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Dont Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Dont Use Me 4: Use Me But Dont Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Dont Tell...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do Is Be Entertaining.

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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R U Emotionally Numb..? Creatively Challenged..? Artistically Void..? Socially Outcast..? Financially Zero..? Congratulations.. . . U R An Engineer..!...

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public.

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Best Friends Never Propose Each Other....... But They Feel Really H**l Bad When One Gets Committed To Some Other!!!!

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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2 Types Of Suicides 1.quick Death: Take A Big Rope, Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang 2.slow Death: Take Small Rope, Tie It On Girls Neck Marry Her.. Ha Ha..-)...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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