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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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I've Written A Poem For You: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far....

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Q. Why Was The Washing Machine Laughing? A. Because It Was Taking The Piss Out The Underpants :-d

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I Have A Picture Of U, I Think Its Very Nice, I Put It Under My Bed... 2 Scare Away The Mice!

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Man: My Wife Still Scared Of Water. Friend: How Come? Man: Today When I Went Home, She Was In Bath Tub With The Security Guard. !!

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Question By A Student !! If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All Subjects; Then.... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects........think........

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Student 1: You Didn't Pass The Test. How Far Were You From The Right Answers? Student 2: Oh, About Three Seats Away.

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? Boy: Yup...ur Beautiful Eyes...!!!...

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U, I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You...

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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Jokes: In A Park Two Lovers Eating Chips By Looking Each Other Eyes. Girl: Dear !what Are You Thinking At This Moment.....? Boy:i Think You Are Eating More Ch...

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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Do You Like Maths? If So, Add A Bed, Substract Ur Clothes, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!! :)

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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A Kid Went 2school 4the First Time.teacher Told Her Ifu Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said ... This Is Worse Than Divorce... I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife............

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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You're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away. Like Dandruff, I Can't Get You Off My Head. Like My Car , You Drive Me Crazy. Like Dentures, I Can't Smile Wi...

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi. Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya.

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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