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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It's Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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According To A Study. 70 Percent Of Men Don't Know How To Wear A Condom Properly... Do You Know What Such Men Are Called? Daddy! :-)....

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What Is Fashion Designing? Too Many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Ideas On How To Cover Two Little Areas.

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If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do Is Be Entertaining.

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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...................................... What U Think ?? . . . . . . . . Hey Stop Now I Am Making Fun Of U Heheh !!!...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . . Age No Bar, Color No Bar, Height No Bar, Caste No Bar, But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers....

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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Sardar Ko Sapne Me Ek Ladki Ne Chappal Mari, 2 Din Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya, Qnki Bank Me Likha Tha.. “hum Aapke Sapne Ko Hakikat Me Badalte Hain...

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words...

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Santa- Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Haman- Dur Ka Me Smjha Nhisanta- Iske Or Humare Darmiyan 13 Behane Ha

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Customar (hotel Manger Se-subah Ke Waqt Mai Baid Pe Breakfast Lena Pasnd Krta Humanegar-no Problam Lekin Apko Apna Bed Neche Restra Me Lana Hoga

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Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me. It Was The Sweetest Thing That Ever Could Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True It Was The Day I Met You....

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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D0ctor Talking 2 A Mntal Patient Mgaling Kn Pla Kc Cnagip M0 Frend M0 N Nlunod! Kya Lng, Ngbigti Sya S Cr! Patient: D Po Dok, Cnabit Q Sya Dun Pra Mtuyo!...

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost I...

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..?2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye.....

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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God Said: Let There Be Music Nd There Was My Voice, Let There Be Love And There Was My Heart Nd Then God Said Again, Let Ther Be Beauty And...

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