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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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Ghajini Effect: Tintumon Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road. Why? . . . . He Wanted 2 Check Whether He Is Going 2 School Or Coming Back.

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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U Laugh, I Laugh, U Cry, I Cry, U Fall Off A Bridge, I Laugh Until I Fall Off The Bridge Too!

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Ek Clinic K Aage Lambi Line Thi, 1aadmi Bar-bar Line Me Ghusta Tha, Par Log Usko Pakar K Piche Phek Dete The ~ ~ Admi:lage Raho, Saalo Clinic Hi Nahi Kh...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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I Saw You Cryin In The Middle Of The Rain, Then Nilapitan Kita Then You Said, Leave Me Alone!! I Just Smiled And Saud. Hala Adik!! Dadaan Lang Ee. Kalsada...

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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War Does Not Determine Who Is Right - Only Who Is Left.

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We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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If You Are Angry With Your Loveable Friend, Just Put Aside You Egos. Just Hug Each Other And Say: I Need You Idiot, At Least To Fight With Me.. Friendship Forev...

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Question: Why Is Marriage Give And Take For Guys? Answer: Because A Guy Should Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should Both Be Changed Regularly, And For The Same Reason.

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words......

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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When I Call You: 1 Ring Means : I Am Missing U, 2 Ring Means : I Like U, 3 Ring Means : I Am Thinking Of U, 4 Ring Means : I Need U, 5 Ring Means : Idiot L...

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Friendship Is Not About I M Sorry Its Abt Abbe Teri Galti Hai Friendship Is Not About I M Der 4 U Or I Missed U Its About Kaha Marr Gaya Saale Friendship Is N...

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When I Open My Eyes Every Morning I Pray To God That Everyone Should Have A Friend Like You.... Why Should Only I Suffer!!!

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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Here's The Secret Of Being Young , Eat Properly, Exercise, Get Plenty Of Rest, Avoid Stress And Lie About Your Age.

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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