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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse:that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Langu...

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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A Girl Comes Late To Class... Prof.: Why Are You Late ? Girl: Sir A Boy Was Following Me. Prof.: So How Did You Got Late ? Girl: Sir The Boy Was Moving Very...

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Q : Y Do Monkeys Sleep On Trees? ...?? ...?? ..?? Chal Jaane De Yaar...its Ur Personnal Metter...y Shud I Interfare...?dhyan Se...girna Mat.....

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits. And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split.

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What's The Difference Between Pleasure And Torture? Pleasure Is Thinking Of You And Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much. !

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It 2 Hours Later Sardar Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Santa Laughing Behind Banta At Atm Centre Santa: I've Seen Ur Password Banta: Wht Is It..? Santa: Its 4 Stars ****. Banta: U R Wrong Its 5253...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Wife : You Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other. Husband : You Tell A Woman Something: It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The ...

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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Santa To The Guard: Is This College Good? Guard: Probably The Best. I Did My Mba From This College And Immediately Got The Placement Too.

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Height Of Optimism: . . Before I Die, I Want To See Manmohan Speaking To Salman's Wife On Sachin's Retirement Party..:d =d

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...stay With Me Until I Die...stay With Me...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Bcos Something Is Waiting 4 U D Know Wat Is That?.....

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It's Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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