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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Santa Was Slapped In The Lift By A Lady. . .. ... He Misunderstood Her Request Of Please Press 1.

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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U Laugh, I Laugh, U Cry, I Cry, U Fall Off A Bridge, I Laugh Until I Fall Off The Bridge Too!

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents

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Prostitute Potato Q: Two Potatoes Are Walking Down The Street. One Of Them Is A Prostitute. How Can You Tell Which One Is The Prostitute? A: It's The One Stam...

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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How Can You Tell When Mark Martin Is Going To Say Something Intelligent? He Starts Out With I Once Heard Tony Stewart Say......

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Everything My Wife And I Do Is On A 50 - 50 Basis - I Tell Her What To Do And She Tells Me Where To Go.

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Agar Koi Apko Dekh Kar Drwaza Band Kar Leta Hai To Yaad Rakhna . . . . . . . Kundi Dono Taraf Hoti Hai.... Aap Bhi Bahar Se Laga Kar Bhag Jao...

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Height Of Flirting : Gf: Do You Love Me ? Bf: Ofcourse Darling I Do. Gf: You Will Love Me After Marriage Too Bf: That Depends On Your Husband :-d...

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Raj-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraj-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braj-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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1knjus=aur Laddu Li Jiye Na Guest=nhi Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Lechuka Hu Kanjus=liye To Apne Wese6 He, Lekin Kher Yaha Kon Gin Raha He

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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A Guy Says To His Girlfriend Do You Want Some One Thing Eat? She Reply's Yes He Says Get Down Load Then.

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Jokes: In A Park Two Lovers Eating Chips By Looking Each Other Eyes. Girl: Dear !what Are You Thinking At This Moment.....? Boy:i Think You Are Eating More Ch...

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Tiger Kills Cow, Hippo Sees It.tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell That In Court! But Hippo Refuses!tiger Asks Why? Hippo Replies:shakira Says, Hips Dont Lie!

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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I Want To Share Everything With You Your Joys Your Sorrows Your Every Single Second In Your Life. Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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A Man And His Wife Went To Bed And The Man Was Getting Rather Frisky. He Asked His Wife If She Was In The Mood. His Wife Answered, Not Tonight Dear, I Have A He...

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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Sardar Apni Beautiful Wife K Sath Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha... Tapori:- Oye Sardarji, Wife Hai Ya Locer..?? Sarasarji Lover Hogi Teri,meri To Wife Hai....

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Epliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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