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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling.

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What Word Can ''one Quarter (f)ish And Three Quarter D(uck)'' Be?

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Story Once Upon A Time, There Was A Country Which Was A Nuclear Power But Didn't Have Electricity. Moral: Hahahahahahaha...

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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Question: Why Is Marriage Give And Take For Guys? Answer: Because A Guy Should Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Ker Dua Ker Raha Tha? Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Tofiq De? 1 Din Uski Dua Qabool Huye Or Wo Ye Sms Bhi Padh Raha Hai

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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After A Quarrel, Wife Said To Her Husband: You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. He Replied, Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice. :p...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Where Did Love Born ? Guess, Think. Simple In China, Because It Has No Warranty And No Guarantee.

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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Did You Know.. That The Word Studying Came From The Words Student And Dying? Xd

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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100 . . . . Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100 . . . . Knows To Ha...

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What Is The Difference Of Before And Now? Before Long Hair And Now Longing For Hair Before Beer Joints And Now Aching Joints Before Rolling Stones And Now Kidn...

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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Teacher : Your Son Is Very Good But Spends Too Much Time Thinking About Girls. Mother : If You Find A Solution, Please Advise. His Father Has The Same Problem...

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Dis Cat Is Cat A Cat Gud Cat Way Cat 2 Cat Keep Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat 4 Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! Now Read It Without Sayin Cat!

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)-)...

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If You Are Angry With Your Loveable Friend, Just Put Aside You Egos. Just Hug Each Other And Say: I Need You Idiot, At Least To Fight With Me.. Friendship Forev...

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya.banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone?unhone Kaha Moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi....

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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Drunked Man Sees An Empty Beer Botles.he Smashes D 1stbotle Swearin'u R D Reason I Don Hv Wife.smashes 2ndbotle'u R D Reason I Don Hv Kids'.3rd Botle'u R D Reas...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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