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Question: Why Does A Guy Whistle When He's In The Toilet? Answer: Because It Helps Him To Remember Which End He Needs To Wipe.

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Lady:which Shampo Do U Have? Tom:if U Want 4 Hair On Head Take Head Nd Shoulders.if U Want 4 Hair Inside Ur Panty Den Take Pantene.

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Honey Said Im D Sweetest In The World.god Laughed And Said Wait U Hav Not Met D Person Reading This Sms Moral:n God Also Jokes Some Times...

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Ker Dua Ker Raha Tha? Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Tofiq De? 1 Din Uski Dua Qabool Huye Or Wo Ye Sms Bhi Padh Raha Hai

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Husband: Honey, Why Are You Wearing Your Wedding Ring On The Wrong Finger? Wife: Because I Married The Wrong Man !

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :)...

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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Tiger Kills Cow, Hippo Sees It.tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell That In Court! But Hippo Refuses!tiger Asks Why? Hippo Replies:shakira Says, Hips Dont Lie!

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Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'good Evening', And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't.

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I W...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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What Do A Girl Ugly Like You In A Place So Beautiful?ooops!what Do A Girl Beautiful Like You In A Place So Ugly?

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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When Tempted To Fight Fire With Fire, Remember That The Fire ......department Usually Uses Water. :p

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