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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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1 Bar Santa Usa Gayawaha Church Me Gaya To Achank Waha Aawaz I Tannittefaq Se Lyt B Chali Gayisanta Dar Kar Bolaoye Bhago Undertaker Aa Gaya....

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If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do Is Be Entertaining.

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham-nahalne Se B Kahi Bili Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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A Man To Santa : Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home.. Santa Rushes Home, Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said, He's Not My Fri...

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? Answer: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Ve...

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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Ques-define Rape With The Help Of One Gud Example? Ans-rape Is Vry Vry Difficult Job. For Eg-it Is Like Playing Golf With A Continuously Moving Hole....

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Lucky Boy? Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty. :p

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Raj-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraj-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braj-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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3 Kale Dosto Ko God Ne Vardan Offer Kia1-muje Gora Bana Do2-muje B3-hi Hi Hi,inko Fir Se Kala Bana Domoral-kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Rajnikant Once Slapped A Goat N It Started Crying.... Bey Bey Bey Bey Today Its Known As Justin Bieber....!!! :p

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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Jokes What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles- Bcoz There Is A Mile Between The First N Last Letters:-d What Starts With A T,ends With A T, ...

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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? Boy: Yup...ur Beautiful Eyes...!!!...

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Question: Why Is Marriage Give And Take For Guys? Answer: Because A Guy Should Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

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