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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Dont Go For Looks, They Can Deceive Dont Go For Wealth Even That Fades Away. Go For Sum1 Who Makes U Smile Becoz Only A Smile Makes A Dark Day Seem Bright.....

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study...

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One Man Read A Board 'likhne Wala Briliant, Padhne Wala Idiot.. Man Becomes Engry, He Rub Board And Writes, Padhae Wala Briliant,likhnewala Idiot....

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!saas- Bahu Ki C.i.d.shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World! Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means : Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere !! :-)...

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhidekha?raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute = You Sweet = You Thoughtful = You Good Looking = You Gorgeous = You Liar = Me!

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Golu:chilkay Samait Kela Kha Raha Tha.molu: Is Ko Cheel To Lo.golu:cheelne Ka Kia Zarurat Hai,hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is K Andar Kela He Hai.

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Men Who Don't Understand Women Fall Into Two Groups: Bachelors And Husbands

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye....

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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You're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away. Like Dandruff, I Can't Get You Off My Head. Like My Car , You Drive Me Crazy. Like Dentures, I Can't Smile Wi...

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Banti Asked Ballui Watch Tv In My Liesure Time,what About You?ballu Simply Repliedi Watch Tv When My Wife And Mother Quarrel With Each Other!!

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Every Time I Hold Her Hand, I Feel Like Holding My Cheeks. She Always Slaps Me On The Face.

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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