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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling, Om Our Engagement Will You Give Me A Ring?santa:ya Sure, Give Me Ur Telephone No.

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Height Of Optimism: . . Before I Die, I Want To See Manmohan Speaking To Salman's Wife On Sachin's Retirement Party..:d =d

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3 Kale Dosto Ko God Ne Vardan Offer Kia1-muje Gora Bana Do2-muje B3-hi Hi Hi,inko Fir Se Kala Bana Domoral-kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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Girl:aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney Ka Liyaboy:race Mey Jeeta Heygirl:wowrace Me Kitne Log Theyboy:3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)...

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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Father, What Is The Difference Between A Rifle And A Machine Gun? A Rifle And A Machine Gun Can Be Compared To Myself And Your Mother. While I Can Say A Few Wo...

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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Husband 1: Whenever My Wife And I Fight She Threatens To Go Home To Her Mother. Husband 2: You're Lucky. When My Wife And I Quarrel She Threatens To Make Her...

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between A Creditor And Debtor? Student: A Creditor Has A Better Memory Than A Debtor Does.

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pas...

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What Di I Do When I See Some1 Extremely Cute? I Stare And Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare And Den I Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile And When I Feel Tired I Put The ...

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Doctor: Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty .. Uk: Dressing Spain Beautiful America: Stylish Italy: Friendly Brazil: Hot . . . . India : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par Attitude Ki Koi...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? Boy: Yup...ur Beautiful Eyes...!!!...

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes.pappu: Bcoz If U Don`t, You Could Scare The Dog.

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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What Is Common Between The Sun And Women Panty? * Both Disappear By Night * Both Are Extremely Hot. * Both Looks Better While Going Down...

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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