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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Men And Rats? A: Both Keep Searching For New Holes.

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A Mother Has Just Had A Triplet Birth. Her Husband Tells His Friend Through The Phone. But The Telephone Is Not Clear. His Friend Asks: Can You Repeat That? ...

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Santa Was Slapped In The Lift By A Lady. . .. ... He Misunderstood Her Request Of Please Press 1.

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Honey Said Im D Sweetest In The World.god Laughed And Said Wait U Hav Not Met D Person Reading This Sms Moral:n God Also Jokes Some Times...

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Sardar: An Old King's Skeleton. Tourist: Who's That Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Sardar: That Was Same King's Skeleton When He ...

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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Teacher: Tum Apni Mummy Ko Mum Kahte Ho,to Apni Mumy Ki Badi Bahan Or Chhoti Bahan Ko Kya Kahte Ho?boy: Maximum & Minimum

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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Question: What Does It Mean To Have One Child? Answer: That Means You're A Parent. Question: What Does It Mean To Have More Than One Child? Answer: Th...

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Father:how Did Our Son Do In His Science Exam? Mother:oh!not Very Well.but It Wasnt Really His Fault. Father:why??? Mother:bcoz They Asked Him Bout What Happ...

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Duplicate Key, Now I Have Lost I...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.b-)

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Question By A Student !! If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All Subjects; Then.... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects........think........

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Lady Goes To A Fruit Shopshopkeeper:ur Dog Is Eating My Fruitslady:- Shona,dont Eat D Fruit Widout Washing Them

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Wife: Darling, What Can I Give You For Your Birthday? Husband: If You Shut Your Mouth You Can Give Me Thirty Minutes Of Peace And Quiet.

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling.

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Q : Y Do Monkeys Sleep On Trees? ...?? ...?? ..?? Chal Jaane De Yaar...its Ur Personnal Metter...y Shud I Interfare...?dhyan Se...girna Mat.....

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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