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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Raj-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraj-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braj-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said ... This Is Worse Than Divorce... I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife............

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I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhidekha?raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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A : U R Active B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dear Friend E : U R Excelant F : U R First G : U R Great Sorry It Will Take Too Much Time To Lie Till Z....

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We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public.

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mb No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai....

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Teacher: What Do U Know About Sensex? Pappu : When We Have S*x With Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen Sushmita Sen Etc. It's Called Sen S*x!...

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Boy: Mom, Why Am I Black And You Are White? Mom: Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking.

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Wife: Darling, When Did You Find Out That You Loved Me? Husband: Shortly After I Had Learned That I Was Crazy.

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Lucky Boy? Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty. :p

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Having S*x Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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You're Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away. Like Dandruff, I Can't Get You Off My Head. Like My Car , You Drive Me Crazy. Like Dentures, I Can't Smile Wi...

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Lecature K Darmayan Aik Larka Uath Kar Cahla Gayateacher; Yea Keo Uth Kar Cahla Gaya? Larke Ka Dost; Sir Is Ko Nend Me Cahlny Ki Adat Ha

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts.. 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A Ruler 4.raj...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mbl No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai...

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