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Boy: Hello....what Is Your Name? Girl: My Name Is Britney.... Boy: What? Girl: My Name Is Britney... Boy: What Again? Girl: My Name Is Britney!!! Boy: Oka...

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Importance Of Thumb Child Use It 4 Sucking Illiterate Ppl Use For Stamp Winners For Victory And My Fans Use It For Reading My M=sgs Oh You Tooo ) --...

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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Golu:chilkay Samait Kela Kha Raha Tha.molu: Is Ko Cheel To Lo.golu:cheelne Ka Kia Zarurat Hai,hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is K Andar Kela He Hai.

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Bcos Something Is Waiting 4 U D Know Wat Is That?.....

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A Man B4 Marriage - Roses Are Red,violets R Blue, Like It Or Not,i Am Stuck With U. A Man After Marriage - Roses Are Dead,i Am Blue, U Got On My Head,someday I...

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Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

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Flash News: In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz ...

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, James Bond, Ironman, Shaktimaan And Krish All Visited Rajnikanth.... Do You Which Day It Was.... Guru Purnima....

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.........girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Merepursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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1 Bar Santa Usa Gayawaha Church Me Gaya To Achank Waha Aawaz I Tannittefaq Se Lyt B Chali Gayisanta Dar Kar Bolaoye Bhago Undertaker Aa Gaya....

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U, I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You...

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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Wife: Can You Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Your Collar? Husband: No, I Really Can't. I Distinctly Remembered Having Taken My Shirt Off.

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Ker Dua Ker Raha Tha? Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Tofiq De? 1 Din Uski Dua Qabool Huye Or Wo Ye Sms Bhi Padh Raha Hai

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Tcher To Studnts:art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.10min Baad,tcher: Train Dikhao?st: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :...

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes.pappu: Bcoz If U Don`t, You Could Scare The Dog.

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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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