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It's Hard To Face Your Problem, If Your Problem Is Your Face !

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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Santa G Ka Ghora Race Main Sbse Peechay Tha,kisi Ne Poocha:santa Apka Ghora Konsa Hai?santa:o Dekh Jinnay Sareyan Nuagay Laya Hoya Ae.

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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Fly Asian Spirits! You Fly As Asians, You Land As Spirits..!!

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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Molu-jb Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H....

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car. Santa: If I Knew This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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Wife: Darling, When Did You Find Out That You Loved Me? Husband: Shortly After I Had Learned That I Was Crazy.

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When I Open My Eyes Every Morning I Pray To God That Everyone Should Have A Friend Like You.... Why Should Only I Suffer!!!

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Girl:aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney Ka Liyaboy:race Mey Jeeta Heygirl:wowrace Me Kitne Log Theyboy:3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)...

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I Was Trying To Send You A Message Earlier Saying That You Are Cute, Gorgeous And With Awesome S*x Appeal But Message Always Fails...........i Wonder Why? Mayb...

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Customar (hotel Manger Se-subah Ke Waqt Mai Baid Pe Breakfast Lena Pasnd Krta Humanegar-no Problam Lekin Apko Apna Bed Neche Restra Me Lana Hoga

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Wife : You Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other. Husband : You Tell A Woman Something: It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The ...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Sardar Starts Shouting In A Store...... Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil? Shopkeeper : There Is Nothing Free With This Sardar: It Is Written Cholesterol F...

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Knowledge Is Knowing A Tomato Is A Fruit Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are On The 3rd Floor And It Catches Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining !!!

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