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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi. Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya.

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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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Ek Clinic K Aage Lambi Line Thi, 1aadmi Bar-bar Line Me Ghusta Tha, Par Log Usko Pakar K Piche Phek Dete The ~ ~ Admi:lage Raho, Saalo Clinic Hi Nahi Kh...

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. Its ****. Santa: U R Wrong. Its 1394.

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Lady Goes To A Fruit Shopshopkeeper:ur Dog Is Eating My Fruitslady:- Shona,dont Eat D Fruit Widout Washing Them

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Teacher: Tum Apni Mummy Ko Mum Kahte Ho,to Apni Mumy Ki Badi Bahan Or Chhoti Bahan Ko Kya Kahte Ho?boy: Maximum & Minimum

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Question: What Three Things Are Common Between The Sun And Woman's Underwear? Answer: Both Are Hot, Both Look Better While Going Down And Both Disappear At N...

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 3.95 Per Minute.

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy : Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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God Said: Let There Be Music Nd There Was My Voice, Let There Be Love And There Was My Heart Nd Then God Said Again, Let Ther Be Beauty And...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Life Is Like A Chocolate Cake, With Fruits Like Me And Nuts Like You.

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fears But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Ur Fear.. Go Ahead, Look Int...

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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Height Of Flirting : Gf: Do You Love Me ? Bf: Ofcourse Darling I Do. Gf: You Will Love Me After Marriage Too Bf: That Depends On Your Husband :-d...

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mbl No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai...

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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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I Saw U Staring Out From Da Window.. Ur Eyes.. Ur Face.. Ur So Adorable.. I Couldn't Resist Myself Started Signing... How Much Is Tht Diggy In Da Window.....

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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I Saw You Cryin In The Middle Of The Rain, Then Nilapitan Kita Then You Said, Leave Me Alone!! I Just Smiled And Saud. Hala Adik!! Dadaan Lang Ee. Kalsada...

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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