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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Santa Was Slapped In The Lift By A Lady. . .. ... He Misunderstood Her Request Of Please Press 1.

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!...

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Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence - A Life Sentence !

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,bolo Kaise?chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Ker Dua Ker Raha Tha? Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Tofiq De? 1 Din Uski Dua Qabool Huye Or Wo Ye Sms Bhi Padh Raha Hai

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Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?pt: Pehle To Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dantaur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji....

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I Gave A Chance To Many Men... De Runs Out After A Time The Man's Confidence...

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A Husband Coming Home From A Confession And Lifts His Wife And Carries Her On His Shoulder. Wife: Did The Priest Tell You To Be So Romantic Like This? Husban...

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing, No...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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Girls Are Like Cellphones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To, Bbut Press The Wrong Button And Ur Disconnected. Guys Are Like Buses.... If U Miss That One, Ano...

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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Boy - Dear Santa, For Xmas, I Would Like A Baby Brother. Santa - Send Me Your Mother.

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Height Of Optimism: . . Before I Die, I Want To See Manmohan Speaking To Salman's Wife On Sachin's Retirement Party..:d =d

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Question By A Student !! If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All Subjects; Then.... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects........think........

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Don't Give Importance 2money.coz It Can Give Bed But Not Sleep,books But Not Brains, Cloth But Not Beauty,luxuries But Not Happiness.so,transfer It To My A/c.

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Fly Asian Spirits! You Fly As Asians, You Land As Spirits..!!

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Sardar: My Mobile Bill How Much? Call Centre Girl:sir,just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status. Sardar: Stupid, Not Current Bill My Mobile Bill...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Aids Awareness Slogan: Cover Your Stump, Before You Pump. Don't Be Silly, Cover Your Lully. Don't Be A Fool, Condom Is Your Tool.!...

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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