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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy : Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Son: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Son: Theyre Below C Level

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya..banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone.?.unhone Kaha...moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi.....

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You Like Sleeping? Me Too! We Should Do It Together Sometime.

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Lecature K Darmayan Aik Larka Uath Kar Cahla Gayateacher; Yea Keo Uth Kar Cahla Gaya? Larke Ka Dost; Sir Is Ko Nend Me Cahlny Ki Adat Ha

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Parent:how Did You Write Your Exam? Son:they Have Given The Questions Which I Don't Know. So I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know..!!

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Sardar : I Hav'nt Slept All Nite In The Train. Friend : Why? Sardar : Got Upper Berth. Friend : Why Didn't You Exchange? Sardar : Oye, There Was Nobody To Excha...

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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes.pappu: Bcoz If U Don`t, You Could Scare The Dog.

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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Raju-- Meet My Wife Tina. Raghu-- Oh! I Know Her. Raju--how? Raghu-- We Were Caught Sleeping Together. Raju-- What The H**l? Raghu-- 10 Yrs Ago, In The His...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Son:hey Mom, Wats Der 2 Eat?mom Throws A Stone At Him.son:hey Mom I Just Askd 4 Sumthin To Eat!mom:hum Eat Ka Jawaabpathar Se Dete Hai..:)

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring. Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya.banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone?unhone Kaha Moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi....

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do Is Be Entertaining.

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