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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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Yamraj=ur Time Is Overkatrina=kya Koi Rasta He Bachne Ka?yam=ha!sms Padhne Wale Ko Kiss Karokatrina=oh Shit!fir To Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. .

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Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should Both Be Changed Regularly, And For The Same Reason.

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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Santa- Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Haman- Dur Ka Me Smjha Nhisanta- Iske Or Humare Darmiyan 13 Behane Ha

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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The Young Couple Were Holding Hands In The Nudist Camp. Guy: When I Tell You I Love You Why Do You Always Lower Your Eyes? Girl Answered Shyly: To See If It's T...

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Boy: Mom, Why Am I Black And You Are White? Mom: Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking.

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey And Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message, Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours !

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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Question By A Student !! If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All Subjects; Then.... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects........think........

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pas...

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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Prostitute Potato Q: Two Potatoes Are Walking Down The Street. One Of Them Is A Prostitute. How Can You Tell Which One Is The Prostitute? A: It's The One Stam...

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The Best Kiss? It's When You Don't Want To Stop But You Have To Because You Can't Help But..... Undress :) Hehe

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public.

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Dis Cat Is Cat A Cat Gud Cat Way Cat 2 Cat Keep Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat 4 Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! Now Read It Without Sayin Cat!

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Golu:chilkay Samait Kela Kha Raha Tha.molu: Is Ko Cheel To Lo.golu:cheelne Ka Kia Zarurat Hai,hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is K Andar Kela He Hai.

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Girl's Smile Create Greatest Confusion In Boy's Mind... . . . . Saala Ghanto Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata.. . . Ki Hass K Dekh Rahi Hai.. ?? Ya Dekh K Hass...

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One Man Read A Board 'likhne Wala Briliant, Padhne Wala Idiot.. Man Becomes Engry, He Rub Board And Writes, Padhae Wala Briliant,likhnewala Idiot....

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Tom: Sale! 1 Laat Marunga Mumbai Ja K Girega!john: Mein Marunga To America Me Girega!santa: Bhai Mujhe Dhire Se 1 Laat Maro..pas K Gaon Jana Hai...

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between A Creditor And Debtor? Student: A Creditor Has A Better Memory Than A Debtor Does.

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Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Haidr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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