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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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Husband: Honey, Why Are You Wearing Your Wedding Ring On The Wrong Finger? Wife: Because I Married The Wrong Man !

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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Molu-jb Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Dont Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Dont Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Dont Use Me 4: Use Me But Dont Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Dont Tell...

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Rosemary Divorced Mr. Lele Because She Was Sick Of Introducing Herself As, Rozmari Lele..... Imagine Her Taugh Luck, When She Was Re-married To Mr. Marlow....

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Jimmy: According To A Medical Magazine, Kissing Can Be Unhealthy. Tommy: You're Right. Last Week I Kissed My Boss's Daughter. Jimmy: So What Was So Unhealt...

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Marriage Is Not A Word. It Is A Sentence - A Life Sentence !

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Boy - Dear Santa, For Xmas, I Would Like A Baby Brother. Santa - Send Me Your Mother.

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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On Ur Single Smile,thousands Of People Die.so, Keep Smiling Reduce World's Population.but, Don't Smile To Mirror,otherwise, You Will B No More.

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi...

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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What Is Common Between The Sun And Women Panty? * Both Disappear By Night * Both Are Extremely Hot. * Both Looks Better While Going Down...

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Question: What's The Difference Between Biology And Sociology? Answer: When The Baby Look Like The Father, Its Biology. When The Baby Looks Like The Neighbo...

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Dont You Use A Mouth Wash.

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After A Quarrel, Wife Said To Her Husband: You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. He Replied, Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice. :p...

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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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