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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Tell Me.is It Going In?..yeah ..is It Hurting?..ooh Yeah ..ouch Its Hurtin ..ok I Wil Put It In Slowly ..stil Hurtin..ahh Yeh ..den Lets Try D Other Shoe Madam

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What Di I Do When I See Some1 Extremely Cute? I Stare And Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare And Den I Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile And When I Feel Tired I Put The ...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Boy : Do U Love Me?girl : Yes Boy Starts Running Girl Asks : Where R U Going? Boy : Im Going To Update My Relationship Status On Facebook...

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This Sms Can Only Be Read By A S**y Person: Try Again...... Nothing? Sorry, I Guess Your Just Not S**y..hey! Dont Force It, Ugly Git!! .

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A Mother Has Just Had A Triplet Birth. Her Husband Tells His Friend Through The Phone. But The Telephone Is Not Clear. His Friend Asks: Can You Repeat That? ...

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Five Rules Of Girls 1: Love Me But Dont Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Dont Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Dont Use Me 4: Use Me But Dont Forget Me 5: Forget Me But Dont Tell...

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Doctor: Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever!!!!...

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Politicians And Diapers Have One Thing In Common. They Should Both Be Changed Regularly, And For The Same Reason.

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..?2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye.....

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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I Saw U Staring Out From Da Window.. Ur Eyes.. Ur Face.. Ur So Adorable.. I Couldn't Resist Myself Started Signing... How Much Is Tht Diggy In Da Window.....

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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Dis Cat Is Cat A Cat Gud Cat Way Cat 2 Cat Keep Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat 4 Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! Now Read It Without Sayin Cat!

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!...

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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3 Kale Dosto Ko God Ne Vardan Offer Kia1-muje Gora Bana Do2-muje B3-hi Hi Hi,inko Fir Se Kala Bana Domoral-kch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Banti Asked Ballui Watch Tv In My Liesure Time,what About You?ballu Simply Repliedi Watch Tv When My Wife And Mother Quarrel With Each Other!!

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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