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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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The Early Bird Might Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.

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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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You Like Sleeping? Me Too! We Should Do It Together Sometime.

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What Is De Maximum Speed During S*x? . 68, Because At 69 You Go Overturn!

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The Best Kiss? It's When You Don't Want To Stop But You Have To Because You Can't Help But..... Undress :) Hehe

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Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

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Do You Like Maths? If So, Add A Bed, Substract Ur Clothes, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!! :)

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What Is Common Between The Sun And Women Panty? * Both Disappear By Night * Both Are Extremely Hot. * Both Looks Better While Going Down...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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I've Written A Poem For You: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far....

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Santa Apna Sir Pani Me Duba Raha Tha - - Biwi:kya Kar Rahe Ho? - - Santa:dimag Chalta Nahi H Sala Dekh Rha Hu Kahi Puncher To Nah!! :) :d

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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. Wow!, Said Her Father, That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hour...

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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In A Crowded Bus A Man Suddenly Feels That Someone Is Stealing His Wallet. He Points To The Id Inside His Pocket And Tells The Thief: By The Way, You Forgot Th...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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Teacher: What Do U Know About Sensex? Pappu : When We Have S*x With Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen Sushmita Sen Etc. It's Called Sen S*x!...

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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What Is A Kiss? It's An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Will Lead To Deeper Penetration With Fast Acceleration That Will Create The Next Generation...

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute = You Sweet = You Thoughtful = You Good Looking = You Gorgeous = You Liar = Me!

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Raaz-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraaz-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braaz-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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U Said U Luv Me? But Y U Leave Me Alone?? U Leave Me When I Need U... Y U Did This To Me?? Oh,my Pillow N Blanket Belove.....+.+...

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Q Why Do Men Get Their Great Ideas In Bed? A. Because Their Plugged Into A Genius!

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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salceman Was Also Saying Same Thing....

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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I Will Put You In Bed, Make Sweat, Shake And Ache All Over. Make You Grunt And Groan Until You Can Take No More. All My Love The Flu...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Bcos Something Is Waiting 4 U D Know Wat Is That?.....

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever!!!!...

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