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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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U'll Always Be Mine, 4 Now 4 Ever, U'll Always Be Mine. Pls Tell Me Its True, Pls Be Mine 4 Ever, I'll Always Always Love You!

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Virginity Virginity Causes Cancer And Cancer Causes Death So Save Lives Share Your Virginity.

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Girl's Smile Create Greatest Confusion In Boy's Mind... . . . . Saala Ghanto Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata.. . . Ki Hass K Dekh Rahi Hai.. ?? Ya Dekh K Hass...

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham-nahalne Se B Kahi Bili Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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Girl At A Party Asked A Major , When Did U Last Have S** : Major : 1955 That Long Ago..do You Wanna Have Some Now ? Major Looked At His Watch And Said Not Now I...

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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Raj-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraj-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braj-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !:d!...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him. Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring. Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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Take Time Each Day 2 Thank God 4 Ur Blessings, U May Not Be As Cute As I Am, But U Can Be Look Full Dat At Least U Have A Face... H...

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day Wid A Few Frnds Is Nice . . But What About Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After A Few Drinks.... :) Speechless...)....

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . . Age No Bar, Color No Bar, Height No Bar, Caste No Bar, But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers....

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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Girl-i Hve Done S*x Wid 4 Boys N U Hve Done It Wid 6 Gals,still Evrybdy Calls Me A Call Girl N Call U A Real Man?plz Xplain Boy-vry Easy.wen A Lock Is Opened By...

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Dont Go For Looks, They Can Deceive Dont Go For Wealth Even That Fades Away. Go For Sum1 Who Makes U Smile Becoz Only A Smile Makes A Dark Day Seem Bright.....

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts.. 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A Ruler 4.raj...

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Girl- Nice Mobile!where Did You Buy? Boy-i Won This In Running Race... Girl-how Many Participated? Boy-owner, Police And Me... Gdni8. Swt Dremz....

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Boy: Mom, Why Am I Black And You Are White? Mom: Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking.

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Santa Apna Sir Pani Me Duba Raha Tha - - Biwi:kya Kar Rahe Ho? - - Santa:dimag Chalta Nahi H Sala Dekh Rha Hu Kahi Puncher To Nah!! :) :d

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Sardar Apni Beautiful Wife K Sath Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha... Tapori:- Oye Sardarji, Wife Hai Ya Locer..?? Sarasarji Lover Hogi Teri,meri To Wife Hai....

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