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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? Boy: Yup...ur Beautiful Eyes...!!!...

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Santa : Which Is The Most Painful Delivery In World? Banta : Sunny Deol Ki Maa Ki. Santa : Woh Kaise? Banta : Woh Nikla Gaddi Le Ke.....

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Raj-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraj-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braj-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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Lips R Lyk Frnds.if We Say Studyng,readng,writing D Lips Wil Nvr Join! Bt If We Say Roaming,bunking Playng,shoping Saale Fat Se Jud Jate Hai.....

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Molu-jb Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Wife: Darling, When Did You Find Out That You Loved Me? Husband: Shortly After I Had Learned That I Was Crazy.

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You Ve 5 Min 2 Ans This..... 1. Ur Opinion Abt D Sender ? 2. Ur Feeling If U Lose Me ? 3. Wat U Dnt Like In Me ? 4. A Song U Dedicate 2 Me ? 5. Reply If U Do...

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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Teacher: Oxygen Is Must 4 Breathing 4 Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Student: Thank God! I M Born Aftr 1773 Otherwise, I Wud Hav Died Without It.

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar. A Man Approaches Her. Hi, Honey, He Says. Want A Little Company? Why? Asks The Woman. Do You Have One To Sell?

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Malkin:tu 3 Din Kam Pe Q Ni Ayikamwali:maine Facebook P Status Update Kr Diya Thak Mai Gao Ja Rahi Hu Sahab Ne Comment B Kiyahave A Safe Trip

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey And Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message, Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours !

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . A: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, But Paying The Bill Does!

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya,isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu. Sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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Best Friends Never Propose Each Other....... But They Feel Really H**l Bad When One Gets Committed To Some Other!!!!

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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