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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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Life Is Like A Chocolate Cake, With Fruits Like Me And Nuts Like You.

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You Were Being Robbed Yet You Just Stood There? Why Didn't You Cry For Help? If I Opened My Mouth To Call For Help They Would Have Seen My Four Gold Teeth!...

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Rajnikant Once Slapped A Goat N It Started Crying.... Bey Bey Bey Bey Today Its Known As Justin Bieber....!!! :p

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Teacher: Which Tooth Grows Out At The Last? Student: A False Tooth.

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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U Said U Luv Me? But Y U Leave Me Alone?? U Leave Me When I Need U... Y U Did This To Me?? Oh,my Pillow N Blanket Belove.....+.+...

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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What Is The Difference Of Before And Now? Before Long Hair And Now Longing For Hair Before Beer Joints And Now Aching Joints Before Rolling Stones And Now Kidn...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Here's The Secret Of Being Young , Eat Properly, Exercise, Get Plenty Of Rest, Avoid Stress And Lie About Your Age.

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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If God Is Watching Us, The Least We Can Do Is Be Entertaining.

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.

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Friendship Is Not About I M Sorry Its Abt Abbe Teri Galti Hai Friendship Is Not About I M Der 4 U Or I Missed U Its About Kaha Marr Gaya Saale Friendship Is N...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Teeth Said To Tongue: If I Just Press U Little Hard, U Will Get Cut. Tongue Replied: If I Misuse One Word Against Someone, Then All The 32 Of U Will Come Out At...

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Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Q:wo Konsi Ek Baat Hai Jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The,aj B Kehte Hen Or Qayamat Tak Kahngay?ans:bus Kal Se Parhai Start.

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Husband Says To Wife In Honeymoon Husband: I Had Physical Relation With 20 Women Before Marriage. Wife:oooo It Was You Who Gave Me A False 500 Rupees Note....

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Agar Koi Apko Dekh Kar Drwaza Band Kar Leta Hai To Yaad Rakhna . . . . . . . Kundi Dono Taraf Hoti Hai.... Aap Bhi Bahar Se Laga Kar Bhag Jao...

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