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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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1. Cover Your Stump Before You H**p 2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker 3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout 5. Don...

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

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Life Is Like A Chocolate Cake, With Fruits Like Me And Nuts Like You.

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !:d!...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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Teacher To Golu:mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karogolu Ne Sochasochasochaaur Bola,meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He....

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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Here's The Secret Of Being Young , Eat Properly, Exercise, Get Plenty Of Rest, Avoid Stress And Lie About Your Age.

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How To Satisfy A Woman Always - Love, Give Flowers, Praise, Charm, Humor, Entertain, Cuddle, Caress, Etc..... How To Satisfy A Man Always - Show Up N***d !...

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Beat This!!!!!!!!!! Q- Y Do Oyester Dont Give Cherrity???????? . . . . Try Harder.. . . . . . Comon Its Eazy..... Ok.......... U Lose... A- Coz They R Shelfish...

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Teacher Teaching Algebra Teacher-if A Is Equal To B ,b Is Equal To C Then ,a Is Equal To C Teacher-give An Example Student (like Us)-i Luv U ,u Luv Your Dau...

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me ! I Don't Wanna See You Die !

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Santa Amrud Bech Rha Thabanta- Agar Amrud Me Kida Nikla To?santa-to Saaf Baat Hai...phale Hi Bol Dete Haihum Kide Ke Alag Paise Lenge

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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I Want To Share Everything With You Your Joys Your Sorrows Your Every Single Second In Your Life. Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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I Love You... Why?? U Give Light In My Life, U Colour My Life, That's Why I Love You... Thank You, Tenaga Nasional Berhad...muahahahah...

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham-nahalne Se B Kahi Bili Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First....

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Tom-papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaungapapa-q Beta?tom-aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gyapapa-to Kya Hua?tom-aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?...

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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A Sardar Learning English Introduces His Family In The Party: Hi! I Am Sardar, This Is My Sardarni, He Is My Kid, She Is My Kidney....

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Girl And Boy In Train. Girl: Headake Boy Kissed Head Girl: Pain In Hand. Boy Kissed Hand Girl: Pain In Cheek Boy Kissed. An Old Man Sitting Near Sed. I ...

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When I Call You: 1 Ring Means : I Am Missing U, 2 Ring Means : I Like U, 3 Ring Means : I Am Thinking Of U, 4 Ring Means : I Need U, 5 Ring Means : Idiot L...

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Girls Are Like Cell Phones, They Like To Be Held And Talked To , But Press The Wrong Button And You're Disconnected.

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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