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Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World! Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means : Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere !! :-)...

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,bolo Kaise?chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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Ek Clinic K Aage Lambi Line Thi, 1aadmi Bar-bar Line Me Ghusta Tha, Par Log Usko Pakar K Piche Phek Dete The ~ ~ Admi:lage Raho, Saalo Clinic Hi Nahi Kh...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F*cked Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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A Woman Gives A Man Just Two Happy Days, The Day He Marries Her, And The Day He Buries Her.

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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Explosive Comedy. Sardar Givs Dictation Test 4 Students. Last Bench Students Says- V R Not Able 2 Hear Sir. Sardar Said Ok I'll Write On The Board:-d:-d...

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For Vip Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !:d!...

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What Di I Do When I See Some1 Extremely Cute? I Stare And Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare And Den I Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile And When I Feel Tired I Put The ...

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Epliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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The Two Times They Pronounce You Anything In Life Are When You Are Man And Wife Or When They Pronounce You Dead On Arrival.

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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Wife : You Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other. Husband : You Tell A Woman Something: It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The ...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Honey Said Im D Sweetest In The World.god Laughed And Said Wait U Hav Not Met D Person Reading This Sms Moral:n God Also Jokes Some Times...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pas...

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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