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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mb No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai....

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham- Nahalne Se B Kahi Billi Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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What Is A Kiss? It's An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Will Lead To Deeper Penetration With Fast Acceleration That Will Create The Next Generation...

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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Smartness Of Me.. 1st Day In College, Me: What's Ur Name? Girl: Everyone Calls Me Sister.. Me: Wow.. What A Co-incident Everyone Calls Me Brother-in-law.....

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I Had A Little Broblem At School Today,i Solved It,oh Here's Your Gun Back

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If 'muuaah' Is A Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'kalmuuaah' Is Scheduled Kiss For Tomorrow...!! No Claps Plzzz...!!

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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Husband: Honey, Why Are You Wearing Your Wedding Ring On The Wrong Finger? Wife: Because I Married The Wrong Man !

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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Shadi K Bad Pehli Rat Dulha Kamray Me Atay Huyechair Se Takra K Gir Gya.dulhan: (ghabratay Huye) Aray Shahid Bhai Aagaye Apmoral:aur Kro Khandaan Me Shadi..!...

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A Teacher Made Her Students Write A Composition With The Topicif I Were A Millionaire. She Sees That One Her Student, Eric, Has Not Started Writing, So She Ask...

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Women Might Be Able To Fake O*****s. But Men Can Fake A Whole Relationship.

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It 2 Hours Later Sardar Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet

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Doctor: Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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I Was Trying To Send You A Message Earlier Saying That You Are Cute, Gorgeous And With Awesome S*x Appeal But Message Always Fails...........i Wonder Why? Mayb...

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Sad After Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Happy . . .:d:p...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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. In The Back Of The Book Of World Records, It Says All Records Are Held By Rajnikant. The Ones Listed Are In Second Place.

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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1980enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me,yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga...

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Psychiatrists Say One Out Of Four People Is Mentally Ill. So Go Check Your Friends Out............. If Three Of Them Are Okay Then It Must Be You !

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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