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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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Small But Very Effective Deadly Fact- When A Teacher Says Get Out Of Class It Simply Means. . . . . . . . . . U Have Won The Argument.

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Father, What Is The Difference Between A Rifle And A Machine Gun? A Rifle And A Machine Gun Can Be Compared To Myself And Your Mother. While I Can Say A Few Wo...

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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The Two Times They Pronounce You Anything In Life Are When You Are Man And Wife Or When They Pronounce You Dead On Arrival.

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Agar Koi Apko Dekh Kar Drwaza Band Kar Leta Hai To Yaad Rakhna . . . . . . . Kundi Dono Taraf Hoti Hai.... Aap Bhi Bahar Se Laga Kar Bhag Jao...

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Boy: Hello....what Is Your Name? Girl: My Name Is Britney.... Boy: What? Girl: My Name Is Britney... Boy: What Again? Girl: My Name Is Britney!!! Boy: Oka...

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Ram: Why R U Injured? Sham: My Photo Fell Below A Lady's Feet In The Bus And I Said:madam Please Lift Your Saree, I Want 2 Take Photo!

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya..banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone.?.unhone Kaha...moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi.....

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What Is The Difference Of Before And Now? Before Long Hair And Now Longing For Hair Before Beer Joints And Now Aching Joints Before Rolling Stones And Now Kidn...

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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85yr Old Man Buys Viagra 1st Time He Ask To Chemist Kiske Saath Lu Chemist-chacha Ganga Jal K Sath Le Lo,pata Nahi Itni Khushi Bardasht Kar Paoge Ki Nahi.....

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Smile Hang U 4ever....

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute = You Sweet = You Thoughtful = You Good Looking = You Gorgeous = You Liar = Me!

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Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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Girl- Nice Mobile!where Did You Buy? Boy-i Won This In Running Race... Girl-how Many Participated? Boy-owner, Police And Me... Gdni8. Swt Dremz....

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Best Friends Never Propose Each Other....... But They Feel Really H**l Bad When One Gets Committed To Some Other!!!!

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What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

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To Be Successful In Lyf Follow 3 Things! 1.ice Factory In Ur Brain.. B Cool! 2. Steel Factory In Ur Heart .. B. Strong! 3. Sugar Factory In Ur Tongue .. B Sweet...

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Teachar-mai Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi Ka Future Tense Kya Hoga?student- Tu, Saali Hath Laga Ke To Dikha..fir Batata Hu Tera Future Kya Hoga...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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