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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair. He Decides 2 Kill Her And Himself. He Places A Gun On His Head, Looks At His Wife N Says: Don't Laugh... U Are The Next!...

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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don`t Cry, I`m Just Happy That Cows Can`t Fly!

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Lecature K Darmayan Aik Larka Uath Kar Cahla Gayateacher; Yea Keo Uth Kar Cahla Gaya? Larke Ka Dost; Sir Is Ko Nend Me Cahlny Ki Adat Ha

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, That,s Confidential

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge......

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without The Tongue, So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise .,...

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A Man B4 Marriage - Roses Are Red,violets R Blue, Like It Or Not,i Am Stuck With U. A Man After Marriage - Roses Are Dead,i Am Blue, U Got On My Head,someday I...

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Teacher-bataao 80+90=? Santa-100! Teachr-no, 80+90=170.. Santa-par Sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H Ki Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bo, 80-90 Purey 100..!!...

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Epliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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The Best 2 Jokes In Belgium: Why Do Ducks... .have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks...

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This Time Im Sure About What I Feel Im Gonna Say It: I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls With Shaven Pusssys!...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Shadi K Bad Pehli Rat Dulha Kamray Me Atay Huyechair Se Takra K Gir Gya.dulhan: (ghabratay Huye) Aray Shahid Bhai Aagaye Apmoral:aur Kro Khandaan Me Shadi..!...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Men And Rats? A: Both Keep Searching For New Holes.

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Sardar: My Mobile Bill How Much? Call Centre Girl:sir,just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status. Sardar: Stupid, Not Current Bill My Mobile Bill...

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Friendship Is Sweet When Its New, Sweeter When Its True, But Sweetest When Its U. When God Gave Friends He Tried 2 B Fair! When I Got U, I Got More Than My Shar...

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2 Types Of Suicides 1.quick Death: Take A Big Rope, Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang 2.slow Death: Take Small Rope, Tie It On Girls Neck Marry Her.. Ha Ha..-)...

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Hi Had Ur Dinner? Den Go 2 Bed Fast Bcos Something Is Waiting 4 U D Know Wat Is That?.....

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Student 1: You Didn't Pass The Test. How Far Were You From The Right Answers? Student 2: Oh, About Three Seats Away.

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A Football Team Loses Their Star Player, Roger D*cks, Due To An Injury. Next Day A Headline Reads: Team To Play Without D*cks. The Manager Calls Up The Newspape...

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . A: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, But Paying The Bill Does!

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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What Do A Girl Ugly Like You In A Place So Beautiful?ooops!what Do A Girl Beautiful Like You In A Place So Ugly?

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