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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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C.l.i.c.k. Means : C= Cant Live Without U L= Love U I= I Miss U C= Care About U K= Kiss From My Heart 2 U So Whenever U Miss Me Just Say Click...

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Small But Very Effective Deadly Fact- When A Teacher Says Get Out Of Class It Simply Means. . . . . . . . . . U Have Won The Argument.

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.b-)

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Two Lovers Plan To Suicide.. Boy Jumped First... Girl Closed Her Eyes And Return Back Saying 'love Is Blind' In The Air Boy Open His Parachute And Said- 'l...

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Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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Girl- Nice Mobile!where Did You Buy? Boy-i Won This In Running Race... Girl-how Many Participated? Boy-owner, Police And Me... Gdni8. Swt Dremz....

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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You Ve 5 Min 2 Ans This..... 1. Ur Opinion Abt D Sender ? 2. Ur Feeling If U Lose Me ? 3. Wat U Dnt Like In Me ? 4. A Song U Dedicate 2 Me ? 5. Reply If U Do...

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7 Things Engineering Studnt Does In Study Leave:sleep,eat,sms,chat,music N Movies,chat,dream Of Studies And Last Asking Others Have U Read?i Havent?

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She Saw My Face,bt 4got 2 Luk 2 My Heart. I Tried Luking Into Her Heart,bt I Couldnt See It Bcoz . . . . . . . . .. . . Her B***s Were Jst Awsome!!...

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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Q. How Do You Teach A Blond Math? A. Subtract Her Clothes, Divide Her Legs, And Square Root Her.

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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Question By A Student!!if A Single Teacher Can`t Teach Us All The Subjects,then..how Could U Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects?

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Waiter: Would You Like Your Coffee Black? Customer: What Other Colors Do You Have?

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!...

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What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck

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A Man And His Wife Went To Bed And The Man Was Getting Rather Frisky. He Asked His Wife If She Was In The Mood. His Wife Answered, Not Tonight Dear, I Have A He...

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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Women Have 4 Types Of S*x.. 1.asthematic-ah...ahhhh.ahhhh 2.obdient-yes...oh Yess....ah.. 3.greedy-more..more Plzzzz 4.religious-ohh God...ohh God.......ahh...

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What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Position Of The Dirt Bag

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