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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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Boy: Hello....what Is Your Name? Girl: My Name Is Britney.... Boy: What? Girl: My Name Is Britney... Boy: What Again? Girl: My Name Is Britney!!! Boy: Oka...

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Banta Falls In Luv Wit A Nurse.. After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Luv Letter 2 Her: I Luv U Sister

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Bra N Bar:both Hve Same Alphabets. Both R Drinking Zones Both Hve Restricted Tym Of Opening N Closing But Wen Opened,both Make Men Crazy

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Jimmy: According To A Medical Magazine, Kissing Can Be Unhealthy. Tommy: You're Right. Last Week I Kissed My Boss's Daughter. Jimmy: So What Was So Unhealt...

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04, Jan 2009 Teacher To Student - U've Been Snding E-mail Other Students That I'm Ugly Student - Sorry Ma'am, I Didn't Realize, U Wanted To K...

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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Teacher: Tum Apni Mummy Ko Mum Kahte Ho,to Apni Mumy Ki Badi Bahan Or Chhoti Bahan Ko Kya Kahte Ho?boy: Maximum & Minimum

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree. If U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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It's Hard To Face Your Problem, If Your Problem Is Your Face !

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?pt: Pehle To Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dantaur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji....

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F*cked Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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U'll Always Be Mine, 4 Now 4 Ever, U'll Always Be Mine. Pls Tell Me Its True, Pls Be Mine 4 Ever, I'll Always Always Love You!

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I Really Don't Have Any Idea What I Should Give My Wife For Her Birthday. It Need Not Be Expensive, Just Anything To Make Her Happy. That's Easy. Just Write H...

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Father: Tumhari Mmumy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya, Isliye Mai Sharab P Rha Hu.sonu:mummy Ne Meri Pocket Money B Rok D, Isliye Mere Liye B 1 Glass Lagao Papa....

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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I've Written A Poem For You: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far....

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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According To Newtons 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It.....

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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