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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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This Dog, Is Dog, A Dog, Good Dog, Way Dog, To Dog, Keep Dog, An Dog, Idiot Dog, Busy Dog, For Dog, 20 Dog, Seconds Dog! ... .......now Read Without The Word Do...

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Appu: I Want You To Explain Why I Have To Wear These Same Old Clothes.pappu: Bcoz If U Don`t, You Could Scare The Dog.

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After A Quarrel, Wife Said To Her Husband: You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. He Replied, Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice. :p...

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Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

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Bra N Bar:both Hve Same Alphabets. Both R Drinking Zones Both Hve Restricted Tym Of Opening N Closing But Wen Opened,both Make Men Crazy

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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Why Is S*x Similar To Shaving? Well, Because No Matter How Well U Do It Today, Tomorrow U Hav To Do It Again.

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Innkeeper:the Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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I Was Trying To Send You A Message Earlier Saying That You Are Cute, Gorgeous And With Awesome S*x Appeal But Message Always Fails...........i Wonder Why? Mayb...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Ultimate Answer While Changing The Job. Interviewer: Why Did You Changed Your Last Job? Santa: Because The Company Shifted And Didn't Tell Me Where.....

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Men Have Two Emotions: Hungry And Horny. If You See Him Without An Erection, Make Him A Sandwich.

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According To Newtons 4th Law For Exams- Every Book Will Continue To Be At Rest Or Covered With Dust Until Some External Or Internal Exam Moves It.....

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?man:ur Honour, It's Easier 2 Shoot A Woman Once,than ----shooting A Man Every Month

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Plz Dont Neglect This Msg A Poor Boy Suffering Frm Mental Disorder Needs Shock Treatment Plz Send Ur Photo So That He Gets The Proper Shock...

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :)...

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said ... This Is Worse Than Divorce... I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife............

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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Dear Subscriber, Ur Girlfriend Can Become Mother Without Your Struggle.just Sms 'child' With Your Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Become A Tension...

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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I Want To Share Everything With U. Ur Joys, Ur Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single 2nd Of Day Let Us Start With Ur Atm Password 1st..!...

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A Father Brings His Son To The City For The First Time. They Check In At A Hotel. A Waiter Asks: Do You Need A Room With Water? Why, No ! The Boy Shouts: Wh...

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Do You Love Mee...?? Be Honest Please.. Don't Be Shy.. Confused..?? This Is Your Last Chance... Are You Sure You Don't Love Mee...?? Ok Fine,what Abou...

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In An Examination Hall, A Girl Asks Santa,sitting Next To Her Please Tell The Starting Of This Answer,i Will Write The Rest On My Own Santa Answers The:

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar. A Man Approaches Her. Hi, Honey, He Says. Want A Little Company? Why? Asks The Woman. Do You Have One To Sell?

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Tcher To Studnts:art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.10min Baad,tcher: Train Dikhao?st: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :...

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Pizza I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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A Guy Says To His Girlfriend Do You Want Some One Thing Eat? She Reply's Yes He Says Get Down Load Then.

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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