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Here's The Secret Of Being Young , Eat Properly, Exercise, Get Plenty Of Rest, Avoid Stress And Lie About Your Age.

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya.banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone?unhone Kaha Moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi....

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Customar (hotel Manger Se-subah Ke Waqt Mai Baid Pe Breakfast Lena Pasnd Krta Humanegar-no Problam Lekin Apko Apna Bed Neche Restra Me Lana Hoga

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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Raaz-tumhari Ankhen Ktni Hasen Haigrl-choro Naraaz-tumhare Bal Ktne Khubsurat Haigrl-choro Na,aap Braaz-itne Der Se Chor Hi Rha Tha

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Why Do You Want To Divorce Your Wife? Because She Goes To Night Club Everyday! Is She An Alcoholic? No. She Goes To The Club To Look For Me And Drag Me Home!...

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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I Want To Share Everything With U. Ur Joys, Ur Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single 2nd Of Day Let Us Start With Ur Atm Password 1st..!...

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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A Girl Comes Late To Class... Prof.: Why Are You Late ? Girl: Sir A Boy Was Following Me. Prof.: So How Did You Got Late ? Girl: Sir The Boy Was Moving Very...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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1st Sardar- Hey What Are U Doing? 2nd Sradar- Recording This Baby's Voice. 1st Sardar- Why? 2nd Sardar- When He Grows Up... I Shall Ask Him What He Meant By Thi...

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Tell Me.is It Going In?..yeah ..is It Hurting?..ooh Yeah ..ouch Its Hurtin ..ok I Wil Put It In Slowly ..stil Hurtin..ahh Yeh ..den Lets Try D Other Shoe Madam

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?pt: Pehle To Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dantaur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji....

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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7 Things Engineering Studnt Does In Study Leave:sleep,eat,sms,chat,music N Movies,chat,dream Of Studies And Last Asking Others Have U Read?i Havent?

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Man Calls His Wife Thru An Idea Mobile. Teh Calls Goes To Another Lady, Slowly They Start Dating And Get Married. Moral: An Idea Can Chang Your Wife...

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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Tom: Sale! 1 Laat Marunga Mumbai Ja K Girega!john: Mein Marunga To America Me Girega!santa: Bhai Mujhe Dhire Se 1 Laat Maro..pas K Gaon Jana Hai...

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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Doctor: Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Teacher 2 Golu : Jis Admi K Dono Hath Na Hon Usay English Main Kya Kahein Ge?...golu:...hands Free !!!

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni.

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Height Of Over Confidence, A G I R L S A Y Z W I D A L O T O F M A K E U P ! I L O V E M Y S K I N D U R I N G R A I N. . . . . .)=p...

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Dont Go For Looks, They Can Deceive Dont Go For Wealth Even That Fades Away. Go For Sum1 Who Makes U Smile Becoz Only A Smile Makes A Dark Day Seem Bright.....

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Ghajini Effect: Tintumon Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road. Why? . . . . He Wanted 2 Check Whether He Is Going 2 School Or Coming Back.

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