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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fears But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Ur Fear.. Go Ahead, Look Int...

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Wife: Can You Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Your Collar? Husband: No, I Really Can't. I Distinctly Remembered Having Taken My Shirt Off.

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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When Tempted To Fight Fire With Fire, Remember That The Fire ......department Usually Uses Water. :p

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Teacher: George, What Is The Most Often Used Phrase By Students Today? George: I Do Not Know. Teacher: Correct!

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/kg . Then, What Is My Age? Student:32 Yrs. Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister ...

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi. Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya.

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car. Santa: If I Knew This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

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One Man Read A Board 'likhne Wala Briliant, Padhne Wala Idiot.. Man Becomes Engry, He Rub Board And Writes, Padhae Wala Briliant,likhnewala Idiot....

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Q: What Do You Call Two Fat Men Having A Chat? A: A Heavy Discussion.

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Ever Wonder Y Abcdef Are Used 2 Define Bra Sizes? A-almost B***s B- Barely There C-can Do D-d**n Gud E-excellent F-fake!!

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Rajnikanth Doesn't Masturb8... He Just Stares At His Di.ck And Says ... : : : : Fire !!

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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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The Real Meaning Of Girl G-ghost I-in R-real L-life So All Boys Be Carefull................

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Alex! Alex Who? Alex Plain Later! Just Open The Door!

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Priest Was Rubbing A Gals Thigh.gal-plz Read Bibles Verse 89 Priest Get Ashamed,apologises,goes Home N Read Verse 89 It Said:go Higher 2 Find Glory...

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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1980enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me,yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.........girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Merepursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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I Don't Approve Of Political Jokes. I've Seen Too Many Of Them Get Elected.

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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