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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Priest Was Rubbing A Gals Thigh.gal-plz Read Bibles Verse 89 Priest Get Ashamed,apologises,goes Home N Read Verse 89 It Said:go Higher 2 Find Glory...

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Q: Do U Know Y Withes Don't Wear Panties? A: To Gve Them Beter Grip On Their Brooms. So That They Are Alwys Laughing And Laughing Coz They Feel It... And Like ...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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Don't Give Importance 2money.coz It Can Give Bed But Not Sleep,books But Not Brains, Cloth But Not Beauty,luxuries But Not Happiness.so,transfer It To My A/c.

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga. , :)

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don`t Cry, I`m Just Happy That Cows Can`t Fly!

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Drunked Man Sees An Empty Beer Botles.he Smashes D 1stbotle Swearin'u R D Reason I Don Hv Wife.smashes 2ndbotle'u R D Reason I Don Hv Kids'.3rd Botle'u R D Reas...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Boy - Dear Santa, For Xmas, I Would Like A Baby Brother. Santa - Send Me Your Mother.

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Shadi K Bad Pehli Rat Dulha Kamray Me Atay Huyechair Se Takra K Gir Gya.dulhan: (ghabratay Huye) Aray Shahid Bhai Aagaye Apmoral:aur Kro Khandaan Me Shadi..!...

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A Teacher Made Her Students Write A Composition With The Topicif I Were A Millionaire. She Sees That One Her Student, Eric, Has Not Started Writing, So She Ask...

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Pita: Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Haibeta: Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

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Teacher To Golu:mamooli Ko Jumle Me Istemaal Karogolu Ne Sochasochasochaaur Bola,meri Maa Mooli Bade Shouk Se Khati He....

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Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

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A Girl Sitting In Class,suddenly The Hook Of Her Bra Was Broken With A Sound Tukk A Boy Sitting Behind Her Asked-wat Happened? Girl-two Birds Who Were Under Cag...

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