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We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Height Of Optimism: . . Before I Die, I Want To See Manmohan Speaking To Salman's Wife On Sachin's Retirement Party..:d =d

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Wife: Can U Explain 2 Me How Dis Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Husband: No,i Really Cant.i Distinctly Remembrd Havng Taken My Shirt Off.

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Open With Love... If I Disturb U, I Am Sorry! But I Need To Say I... Love... Disturbing You...

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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A G0od Friend, Is Like A Go0d Bra.... Hard 2 Find, C0mf0rtable, Supp0rtive, Prevents U Fr0m Falling,holds U Tight,and Always Close 2 Ur Heart..

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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Where Did Love Born ? Guess, Think. Simple In China, Because It Has No Warranty And No Guarantee.

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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Wife: Can You Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Your Collar? Husband: No, I Really Can't. I Distinctly Remembered Having Taken My Shirt Off.

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? Answer: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Ve...

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Golu:chilkay Samait Kela Kha Raha Tha.molu: Is Ko Cheel To Lo.golu:cheelne Ka Kia Zarurat Hai,hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is K Andar Kela He Hai.

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far. Hahah

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

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Five Rules Of Girls.. 1: Love Me But Don't Touch Me 2: Touch Me But Don't Kiss Me 3: Kiss Me But Don't Use Me 4: Use Me But Don't Forget Me 5: Forget Me Bu...

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's 3.95 Per Minute.

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Height Of Over Confidence, A G I R L S A Y Z W I D A L O T O F M A K E U P ! I L O V E M Y S K I N D U R I N G R A I N. . . . . .)=p...

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Importance Of Thumb Child Use It 4 Sucking Illiterate Ppl Use For Stamp Winners For Victory And My Fans Use It For Reading My M=sgs Oh You Tooo ) --...

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Husband Asks,do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No,it Means-with Idiot For Ever....

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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