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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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Teacher: Can You Tell The Name Of 3 Great Kings Who Have Brought Happpines And Peace Into People Lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya..banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone.?.unhone Kaha...moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi.....

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhidekha?raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

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What Do You Say To A Paki That Asks You Out? Asif What Do You Call A Paki With A Ferrari? A Thief What Do You Call A Paki Prostitute? Lahore. What Do You ...

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A Tailor Ran Away With People's Clothes. Some Complaines About Their Pant Piece Or Suit Piece. But Anxious Santa - Mera To Naap Hi Lekar Bhag Gaya. :d :d...

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

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According To A Study. 70 Percent Of Men Don't Know How To Wear A Condom Properly... Do You Know What Such Men Are Called? Daddy! :-)....

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Baap:beta Koi Bat Nhi Tmhari Qismat Me Fail Hona Likha Tha Ho Gyebeta:ye To Acha Hua Dad Maine Pura Saal Nai Padha Warna Sari Mehnat Bekar Ho Jati.

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Tcher To Studnts:art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.10min Baad,tcher: Train Dikhao?st: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :...

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I Gave A Chance To Many Men... De Runs Out After A Time The Man's Confidence...

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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Golu Gadhe P Baith K College Jata Thafinal Year Me Vo Fail Ho Gya Or Phir Paidal College Jane Lgaqqki Gadhe Ki Graduation Complete Ho Gyi Thi...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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Whenever You Have Any Problem Just Sing Any Song..... Sometimes Later, You Will Realize That Your Voice Is A Lot Worse Than Your Problem..... Cheers !!!!!...

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Taste Ur Tongue, (smile) This Is Ur Friend Colgate Reminds U To Brush Ur Teeth.. Hehe...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister.

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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Teacher: George, What Is The Most Often Used Phrase By Students Today? George: I Do Not Know. Teacher: Correct!

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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaura...

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Ek Clinic K Aage Lambi Line Thi, 1aadmi Bar-bar Line Me Ghusta Tha, Par Log Usko Pakar K Piche Phek Dete The ~ ~ Admi:lage Raho, Saalo Clinic Hi Nahi Kh...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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2 Types Of Suicides 1.quick Death: Take A Big Rope, Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang 2.slow Death: Take Small Rope, Tie It On Girls Neck Marry Her.. Ha Ha..-)...

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Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

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I Have A New Pocketbook, It Just Matches My Shoes. What Is In The Pocketbook? Nothing. It Is Empty. Then It Matches Your Head Too. ...

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Shadi K Bad Pehli Rat Dulha Kamray Me Atay Huyechair Se Takra K Gir Gya.dulhan: (ghabratay Huye) Aray Shahid Bhai Aagaye Apmoral:aur Kro Khandaan Me Shadi..!...

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A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without The Tongue, So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise .,...

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