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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Do You Text Me To Be Your Lawfully Lovable Textmate To Have And To Hold For Rich Quotes Or Corny Jokes In Text Metering And In Poor Signal Till Low Batt Do Us P...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse:that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Langu...

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy : Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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...................................... What U Think ?? . . . . . . . . Hey Stop Now I Am Making Fun Of U Heheh !!!...

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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You Ve 5 Min 2 Ans This..... 1. Ur Opinion Abt D Sender ? 2. Ur Feeling If U Lose Me ? 3. Wat U Dnt Like In Me ? 4. A Song U Dedicate 2 Me ? 5. Reply If U Do...

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What Is A Kiss? It's An Upper Preparation For A Lower Invasion That Will Lead To Deeper Penetration With Fast Acceleration That Will Create The Next Generation...

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7 Things Engineering Studnt Does In Study Leave:sleep,eat,sms,chat,music N Movies,chat,dream Of Studies And Last Asking Others Have U Read?i Havent?

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1st Sardar- Hey What Are U Doing? 2nd Sradar- Recording This Baby's Voice. 1st Sardar- Why? 2nd Sardar- When He Grows Up... I Shall Ask Him What He Meant By Thi...

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This Pj Might Damage Ur Senses To Think . . What Would You Say If A Cow Dances?? . . . . . . . Guidance.;-)

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Husband: Darling, Will You Be Able To Survive In My Small Salary? Wife: Of Course Darling I Will Survive, But What Will You Survive On?

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A True Friend Is Not Like ',,'rain',,' Which Rained Left Away. A True Friend Is Like _air__ Symptoms Silient But Always Around U :)...

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I Shall Take You To Bed And Control You. I Will Make You Ache, Shake And Sweat Until You Grunt And Groan. I Will Make You Beg For Mercy. I Will Exhaust You T...

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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What Is The Difference Of Before And Now? Before Long Hair And Now Longing For Hair Before Beer Joints And Now Aching Joints Before Rolling Stones And Now Kidn...

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Lady Dr-tm Roz Subah Clinic K Bahar Khade Ho Kr Aurato Ko Kyu Ghurte Ho? Srdr-ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Ha-aurato Ko Dekhne Ka Time 9-12!!!

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Wife : You Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear And Comes Out Of The Other. Husband : You Tell A Woman Something: It Goes In Both Ears And Comes Out Of The ...

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya.banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone?unhone Kaha Moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi....

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The Teacher Asks Carl, Can You Name Three Things That Did Not Exist 50 Years Ago? A Computer. Right! Satellites. Correct! And ................me ..................

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We Live In A Society Where Pizza Gets To Your House Before The Police.

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# Decent Girls Open A Few Buttons In A Hot Atmosphere. But Smart Girls Open A Few Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Why Do Ducks Have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks

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Lady Goes To A Fruit Shopshopkeeper:ur Dog Is Eating My Fruitslady:- Shona,dont Eat D Fruit Widout Washing Them

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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No Visits. No Calls. No Sms. No Mails. No Miscals. Im Worried R U In Jail Again??

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Girl-kya Tm Mjsepyar Krte Ho?golu-hagrl-lekin Tm To Meri Parwah Nhi Krtegolu-oye...pyar Krnewale Kisi Ki Parwah Nhi Krte

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A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,he Went And Kissed Her. Girl: `stupid What Are You Doing?` Sardar: B.tech First Year.

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