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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study...

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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !:-)...

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Lecature K Darmayan Aik Larka Uath Kar Cahla Gayateacher; Yea Keo Uth Kar Cahla Gaya? Larke Ka Dost; Sir Is Ko Nend Me Cahlny Ki Adat Ha

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How Does A Man Show He's Planning For The Future? He Buys Two Cases Of Beer Instead Of One.

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Everything My Wife And I Do Is On A 50 - 50 Basis - I Tell Her What To Do And She Tells Me Where To Go.

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)-)...

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Small But Very Effective Deadly Fact- When A Teacher Says Get Out Of Class It Simply Means. . . . . . . . . . U Have Won The Argument.

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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Teacher: Oxygen Is Must 4 Breathing 4 Life. It Was Discovered In 1773. Student: Thank God! I M Born Aftr 1773 Otherwise, I Wud Hav Died Without It.

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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What Do A Girl Ugly Like You In A Place So Beautiful?ooops!what Do A Girl Beautiful Like You In A Place So Ugly?

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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don`t Cry, I`m Just Happy That Cows Can`t Fly!

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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.thoda Sor Se Bolo To Awaz Aayebanta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Flash News: In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz ...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? Student:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge.

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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You Were Being Robbed Yet You Just Stood There? Why Didn't You Cry For Help? If I Opened My Mouth To Call For Help They Would Have Seen My Four Gold Teeth!...

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Parent:how Did You Write Your Exam? Son:they Have Given The Questions Which I Don't Know. So I Wrote Answers Which They Don't Know..!!

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Rey Likes To Drive Fast. One Time He Meets With An Accident. When He Wakes Up He Moans, Where Am I? Room 315. A Nurse Answers. Is This A Hospital Or A Prison?...

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A Girl Comes Late To Class... Prof.: Why Are You Late ? Girl: Sir A Boy Was Following Me. Prof.: So How Did You Got Late ? Girl: Sir The Boy Was Moving Very...

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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If You Ask Your Husband If He Still Loves You He Will Answer, I'm Still Married To You , Aren't I ?

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Statistics Show That 1% Of Women In The World,are On Medication For Mental Illness So Beware! 99% Are Running Around Without Proper Medication.

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