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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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A Sympathetic Judge Asked A Prostitute,so Sister When Did You Realized He Had Raped You? Your Honour, When His Cheque Bounced

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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A Sardar Caught His Wife In An Affair..he Decided To Kill Her N Himself.sardar Puts A Gun On His Head,looks At His Wife N Says: Dot Laugh,,you Are Next..!!!! Ha...

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Teacher: What Will You Get If You Add 2,346 To 678,900 X 783,510? Student: Ahhhh.............uhmmm..............headache Ma'am !

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The Real Meaning Of Girl G-ghost I-in R-real L-life So All Boys Be Carefull................

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Every Time I Hold Her Hand, I Feel Like Holding My Cheeks. She Always Slaps Me On The Face.

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1st Sardar- Hey What Are U Doing? 2nd Sradar- Recording This Baby's Voice. 1st Sardar- Why? 2nd Sardar- When He Grows Up... I Shall Ask Him What He Meant By Thi...

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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Teacher: Which Tooth Grows Out At The Last? Student: A False Tooth.

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Patient:: Tell Me Truly Doctor, What Are My Chances Of Recovery? Doctor: Just 100 Percent, No Doubt. Statistical Reports Show That Only Nine Out Of Ten Die Fro...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Thought For The Future Generation: Don't Marry Make A Woman Happy. In Fact Remain A Bachelor Make Several Women Happy.

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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If Kisses Were Water, I Will Give U Sea. If Hugs Were Leaves, I Will Give U A Tree. If U Luv A Planet, I Will Give U A Galaxy, If Friendship Is Life I Will Give...

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

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Boy: Mom, Why Am I Black And You Are White? Mom: Listen Son, Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking.

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H....

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Rosemary Divorced Mr. Lele Because She Was Sick Of Introducing Herself As, Rozmari Lele..... Imagine Her Taugh Luck, When She Was Re-married To Mr. Marlow....

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta- Mai Khol Du,santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

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Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea. Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.

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Right Now Someone Is Thinking Of You......ok Ok Its Me

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F*cked Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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