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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100 . . . . Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100 . . . . Knows To Ha...

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If I Had A Flower For Every Time I Thought Of You, I Could Walk In My Garden Forever. -there Is No Remedy For Love But To Love More.

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Sardarji_jokes Interviewer: Just Imagine, U R On The 3rd Floor It Catches Fire, How Will U Escape? Sardarji: It's Simple! I Will Stop Imagining...

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H...

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B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dearest E : U R Excellent F : U R Always First G : U R Great Sorry Cant Lie Till Z

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Sit And Study The Above Stunts :-p Are Performed By Trained Professionals Under Controlled Environment Please Don't Try This At Home...!!...

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Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/kg . Then, What Is My Age? Student:32 Yrs. Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister ...

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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I Love You , You Love Me But You And Me Is Jokes

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public.

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Question: Why Does A Guy Ask For A Girl's Hand In Marriage? Answer: Simply Because They Are Tired Of Using Their Own !

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile, So Sweet Is Ur Style, So Sweet Is Ur Voice, So Sweet Is Ur Eye, See ... How Sweetly I Lie.

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Santa- Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Haman- Dur Ka Me Smjha Nhisanta- Iske Or Humare Darmiyan 13 Behane Ha

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

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Medical Science Says Dat Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation But The Truth Is, Tighter The Womens Clothing,faster The Blood Circulation Of Mans Blood.!!!!

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Jokes: In A Park Two Lovers Eating Chips By Looking Each Other Eyes. Girl: Dear !what Are You Thinking At This Moment.....? Boy:i Think You Are Eating More Ch...

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2 Makhkhiya Movie Dekh Kar Niklito Ek Makhkhi Ne Doosri Makhkhi Se Kahapaidal Chalegi Ya Kutta Kar Le

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Brains Aren't Everything. In Fact In Your Case They're Nothing.,.,.,

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