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My Pet Bear Dances When He Sees Someone Cute! ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L Plis Stop, Dont For...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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Boy : Whyyou Did Not Close Your Eyeswheni Kisses You ?.girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyesclose Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere Pursese 500 Rupy Chura Liye The...

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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Santa Daru Pee K Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nhi Khula,banta-mai Khol Du, Santa-mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai....

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Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.pati: Fir Kya Hua?patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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Friendship Is Sweet When Its New, Sweeter When Its True, But Sweetest When Its U. When God Gave Friends He Tried 2 B Fair! When I Got U, I Got More Than My Shar...

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Santa Apna Sir Pani Me Duba Raha Tha - - Biwi:kya Kar Rahe Ho? - - Santa:dimag Chalta Nahi H Sala Dekh Rha Hu Kahi Puncher To Nah!! :) :d

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Single Man And A Married Man? Answer: A Single Man Goes Home, Sees What's In The Refrigerator, Then Goes To Bed. ...

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The Young Couple Were Holding Hands In The Nudist Camp. Guy: When I Tell You I Love You Why Do You Always Lower Your Eyes? Girl Answered Shyly: To See If It's T...

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Life Is Like A Chocolate Cake, With Fruits Like Me And Nuts Like You.

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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Joke : Thought : Behind Every Successful Women , There Is A Satisfied Man , But Behind A Satisfied Women There Is An Exhausted Man.....

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A Man Is Dying Of Cancer. His Son Asked Him: Dad, Why Do U Keep Telling People U Are Dying Of Aids? Dad Answer : So When Im Dead No One Will Dare To Touch U...

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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I Really Don't Have Any Idea What I Should Give My Wife For Her Birthday. It Need Not Be Expensive, Just Anything To Make Her Happy. That's Easy. Just Write H...

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Sad After Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Happy . . .:d:p...

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Define Twilight.... The Story Of A Desperate Chic Who Cant Decide Whether To Losw Her Virginity To A Dog Or To A 108 Years Old Virgin Vampire.

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Boy:i Love You Girl:no Boy:think Girl:no No No Boy:call's The Waiter And Says Get 2 Seperate Bills Girl:no No I Love U Vey Much

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling, Om Our Engagement Will You Give Me A Ring?santa:ya Sure, Give Me Ur Telephone No.

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Drunked Man Sees An Empty Beer Botles.he Smashes D 1stbotle Swearin'u R D Reason I Don Hv Wife.smashes 2ndbotle'u R D Reason I Don Hv Kids'.3rd Botle'u R D Reas...

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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