Jokes Messages

Women Have 4 Types Of S*x.. 1.asthematic-ah...ahhhh.ahhhh 2.obdient-yes...oh Yess....ah.. 3.greedy-more..more Plzzzz 4.religious-ohh God...ohh God.......ahh...

Send this jokes SMS

Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salceman Was Also Saying Same Thing....

Send this jokes SMS

Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

Send this jokes SMS

Tell Me.is It Going In?..yeah ..is It Hurting?..ooh Yeah ..ouch Its Hurtin ..ok I Wil Put It In Slowly ..stil Hurtin..ahh Yeh ..den Lets Try D Other Shoe Madam

Send this jokes SMS

So Many Options For Suicide: Poison, Sleeping Pills, Hanging, Jumping From A Building, Lying On Train Tracks, But We Chose Marriage, Slow N Sure!

Send this jokes SMS

If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits. And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split.

Send this jokes SMS

What Is A Difference Between A Kiss,a Car And A Monkey? A Kiss Is So Dear, A Car Is Too Dear And A Monkey Is U Dear.

Send this jokes SMS

Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

Send this jokes SMS

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Shadi Se Pehle Apni Wife Kasturba Gandhi Ko Letter Likha: Dear Kasturba, I Love You . Tumhara Bapu.

Send this jokes SMS

Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy. Ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said!

Send this jokes SMS

Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

Send this jokes SMS

Examiner:y R U Under Tension?did U Forget Admit Card,id,or Calculator?studnt:no Sir!by Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrowexam’s Pharray Today:-)...

Send this jokes SMS

Sardar Apni Beautiful Wife K Sath Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha... Tapori:- Oye Sardarji, Wife Hai Ya Locer..?? Sarasarji Lover Hogi Teri,meri To Wife Hai....

Send this jokes SMS

Son: Father, Can You Close Your Eyes And Write Your Name? Father: Of Course, I Can. That's Easy! Son: Then, Please Close Your Eyes And Sign My Report Card?...

Send this jokes SMS

Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/kg . Then, What Is My Age? Student:32 Yrs. Teacher: How Do You Know? Student: Well, My Sister ...

Send this jokes SMS

Santa (to Receptionist Of Hotel): Can U Give Me A Room & A Bath? Receptionist: I Can Give U A Room, But U Will Have 2 Have A Bath Yourself.

Send this jokes SMS

Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

Send this jokes SMS

Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?banta:nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

Send this jokes SMS

What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck

Send this jokes SMS

Sweet Insult- 1ladka Gadhe K Samne Gir Gaya. 1khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha: Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhuu Rahe Ho? Ladka: Hanji Bhabhi Ji.

Send this jokes SMS

On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

Send this jokes SMS

One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

Send this jokes SMS

I Love You... Why?? U Give Light In My Life, U Colour My Life, That's Why I Love You... Thank You, Tenaga Nasional Berhad...muahahahah...

Send this jokes SMS

1knjus=aur Laddu Li Jiye Na Guest=nhi Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Lechuka Hu Kanjus=liye To Apne Wese6 He, Lekin Kher Yaha Kon Gin Raha He

Send this jokes SMS

At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

Send this jokes SMS

I Know You've Got Plenty Of Friends. Some Are Old And Some Are New . Some Are True Some Are Not . I May Not Be Your Perfect Friend But One Thing I Will Always B...

Send this jokes SMS

Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

Send this jokes SMS

One Guy Asks The Other: Hey, Have You Ever Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman? The Second Guy: No, But I've Woken Up With A Few.

Send this jokes SMS

Santa Ne Apne 6 Month K Baby Ki Birthday Party Arrange Kr Li,kisi Ne Pucha:6 Month K Baby Ka Brthday Kese?santa: Hum Semester System Ko Follow Karte H....

Send this jokes SMS

Husband Telling House Rules To Wife: Husband: I Will Eat When I Want To Eat And Come Home When I Want To! Wife: Ok, But There Will Be A Party At 7 Pm With Or ...

Send this jokes SMS

Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

Send this jokes SMS

Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||..es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo....

Send this jokes SMS

Did You Know.. That The Word Studying Came From The Words Student And Dying? Xd

Send this jokes SMS

1980enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me,yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga...

Send this jokes SMS

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'teacher' Se Pyar Karna.friend- Kyu?...boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!or Boli Handwriting Improve...

Send this jokes SMS

Best Friends Never Propose Each Other....... But They Feel Really H**l Bad When One Gets Committed To Some Other!!!!

Send this jokes SMS

What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

Send this jokes SMS

A Scientist Wanted To Make A Bra That Prevents The Motion Of B*****s While Running And Prevent Visiblity Of N*****s When Wet.......................................

Send this jokes SMS

A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

Send this jokes SMS

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,bolo Kaise?chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

Send this jokes SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!