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Friendship Is Not About I M Sorry Its Abt Abbe Teri Galti Hai Friendship Is Not About I M Der 4 U Or I Missed U Its About Kaha Marr Gaya Saale Friendship Is N...

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Golu Faqir Se: Baba Din Me Kitne Paise Kama Lete Ho?faqir: 500 Ya 600,aur Agr Ye Maaf Karne Wale Kamina Pan Na Kareto Araam Se 1000 Ho Jyee

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A Cute New Born Baby Asks The Nurse- Do U Have Msg Pack ? Nurse- Ya, I Have But Why ? Baby- Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely N Ask Him 2 Send Me My Girlf...

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Children: You Spend The First 2 Years Of Their Life Teaching Them To Walk And Talk. Then You Spend The Next 16 Years Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut-up.

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Teacher: Four Beautiful Girls Are Walking On The Road. Change It To Exclamatory Sentence. Student: Wow!

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Flash News: In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz ...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Molu-jb Tu School Me Padhta Tha To Teri Clas Me Sabse Mehnti Kon Tha?golu-mai Thabaki Sare Bche To Bethe Rehte Themai Bench Pe Khada Rhta Tha

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Why Do Ducks Have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? . . . . . . A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin.

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Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Haidr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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I Saw You Cryin In The Middle Of The Rain, Then Nilapitan Kita Then You Said, Leave Me Alone!! I Just Smiled And Saud. Hala Adik!! Dadaan Lang Ee. Kalsada...

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A : U R Active B : U R Best C : U R Cute D : U R My Dear Friend E : U R Excelant F : U R First G : U R Great Sorry It Will Take Too Much Time To Lie Till Z....

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1st Pathan:oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aayetu Kya Kiya Jaye..?2nd Pathan:0 Yara Neend Ka Intzarkarne Se Tu Behtar Haiaadmi So Jaye.....

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar. A Man Approaches Her. Hi, Honey, He Says. Want A Little Company? Why? Asks The Woman. Do You Have One To Sell?

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Son: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Son: Theyre Below C Level

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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What Di I Do When I See Some1 Extremely Cute? I Stare And Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare And Den I Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile And When I Feel Tired I Put The ...

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I Love You... Why?? U Give Light In My Life, U Colour My Life, That's Why I Love You... Thank You, Tenaga Nasional Berhad...muahahahah...

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Man: My Wife Still Scared Of Water. Friend: How Come? Man: Today When I Went Home, She Was In Bath Tub With The Security Guard. !!

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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One Person :-ca Karne Me Kitna Kharch Aata Haica Student:-paise To Bahut Kam Kharch Hote Hai Bhai, Par Jawani Puri Kharch Ho Jaati He

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At Indian Wedding Boy 1-yaar, Pili Wali Meri. Boy2-acha? Lal Wali Meri Phir Boy3-saale, Kuch To Sharam Kar Lal Wali Ke Hi Shaadi Pe Aya H !

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Doctor 2 Patient:the Cheque Which U Gave Me Has Returned Back.patient 2 Doctor:the Headache 4 Wich U Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned Back !!!

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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