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Boy-i Love Ugirl-sorry. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski Bmw Haiboy-are Maine Aj 10kg Pyaaz Kharide Hegirl-ohh.. Sorry Deari Love You Too !:-)...

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Father: What Did Your Teacher Say About The Homework I Helped You To Finished Yesterday? Son: Oh............. The Teacher Knew Right Away That You Helped Me. ...

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She Saw My Face,bt 4got 2 Luk 2 My Heart. I Tried Luking Into Her Heart,bt I Couldnt See It Bcoz . . . . . . . . .. . . Her B***s Were Jst Awsome!!...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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Kaani Wife:- Suno Ji Meri Aankhen Katrina Se Milti Hai Na? ?pati:-kambakht,teri Aankhen Aapas Me Nahi Milti, Katrina Se Kya Khak Milegi

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pas...

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Height Of Over Confidence, A G I R L S A Y Z W I D A L O T O F M A K E U P ! I L O V E M Y S K I N D U R I N G R A I N. . . . . .)=p...

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What Is The Difference Between Monkey And Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message, Donkey Deletes This Message. Choice Is Yours !

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Mariz- Doctor Sahab Sirf Aap Hi Meri Help Kar Sakte Ho....koi Bhi Meri Baat Nahi Sunta Meri Taraf Dhyan Hi Nahi Detadoctor- Next Please..

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The Doctor Told Santa That If He Ran 8 Kms A Day For 300 Days, He Would Loose 34 Kilos. At The End Of 300 Days, Santa Called The Doctor To Report He Had Lost Th...

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If 'muuaah' Is A Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'kalmuuaah' Is Scheduled Kiss For Tomorrow...!! No Claps Plzzz...!!

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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1 Gadha Ro Ro Ker Dua Ker Raha Tha? Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Tofiq De? 1 Din Uski Dua Qabool Huye Or Wo Ye Sms Bhi Padh Raha Hai

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.b-)

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Girl's Smile Create Greatest Confusion In Boy's Mind... . . . . Saala Ghanto Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata.. . . Ki Hass K Dekh Rahi Hai.. ?? Ya Dekh K Hass...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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Rose , I Heard You Were Able To Divorce Your Husband In Three Days. That Must Have Cost You A Lot Of Money In Attorney's Fees! Not Really. Actually I Paid No...

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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Best Friends Never Propose Each Other....... But They Feel Really H**l Bad When One Gets Committed To Some Other!!!!

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If They Say Good Looks Could Kill, Then Please Don't Look At Me ! I Don't Wanna See You Die !

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Sardar Apni Beautiful Wife K Sath Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha... Tapori:- Oye Sardarji, Wife Hai Ya Locer..?? Sarasarji Lover Hogi Teri,meri To Wife Hai....

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Pizza I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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News: 3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo... 1 Was Caught Watching Tv... 2.another Playing Football And ...

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A Woman Is Sitting At A Bar. A Man Approaches Her. Hi, Honey, He Says. Want A Little Company? Why? Asks The Woman. Do You Have One To Sell?

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Boy Askd God : Why Does She Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Doesn't Love Me, Who Dies 4 Her Everyday ??? God Replied : Aayyee Hayyee.. Dialogue ...

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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Husband 1: Whenever My Wife And I Fight She Threatens To Go Home To Her Mother. Husband 2: You're Lucky. When My Wife And I Quarrel She Threatens To Make Her...

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Sardar : I Hav'nt Slept All Nite In The Train. Friend : Why? Sardar : Got Upper Berth. Friend : Why Didn't You Exchange? Sardar : Oye, There Was Nobody To Excha...

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Do You Like Maths? If So, Add A Bed, Substract Ur Clothes, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!! :)

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Each Of Us Has His Own Fears But Sooner Or Later We Must Face It. It Takes A Lot Of Guts To Overcome It. So Don't Be Afraid To Face Ur Fear.. Go Ahead, Look Int...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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