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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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80 Percent Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On The 1 Lecture U Missed And The 1 Book U Didn't Read.

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever!!!!...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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Boy1: Dude I Got A New Bike, A Laptop And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Man, Wht Does Ur Father Do? Boy1: He Sells Onion!!!!!

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don`t Cry, I`m Just Happy That Cows Can`t Fly!

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A Father Brings His Son To The City For The First Time. They Check In At A Hotel. A Waiter Asks: Do You Need A Room With Water? Why, No ! The Boy Shouts: Wh...

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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D0ctor Talking 2 A Mntal Patient Mgaling Kn Pla Kc Cnagip M0 Frend M0 N Nlunod! Kya Lng, Ngbigti Sya S Cr! Patient: D Po Dok, Cnabit Q Sya Dun Pra Mtuyo!...

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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When Tempted To Fight Fire With Fire, Remember That The Fire ......department Usually Uses Water. :p

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To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiotssir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?students- Kiss Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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A Teacher Lecturing On Population- In India After Every 10 Sec A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid. A Sardar Stands Up- 'we Must Find And Stop Her!' =)...

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya..banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone.?.unhone Kaha...moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi.....

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Sardar 2 Friend: Guess How Many Coins I Have In My Pocket? Friend:if I Guess Right, U Give Me 1? Sardar:oji, I Will Give Both Of Them.

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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1 Girl: Mai Ameer Ladke Se Hi Shadi Karungi2nd :baju Me Jo Ladka H Usse Shadi Karle, Wo Ameer H1st:kese2nd: Uske Muh Se Pyaj Ki Smell Aa Ri Hai

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Secret Of Happy Life! Get A Girl Who Cooks Well Get A Girl Who Takes Care Get A Girl Who Looks Well Make Sure That 3girls Don't Meet Each Other.....

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Innkeeper:the Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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Teacher -past, Present, Future Ka 1 Example Main Deti Hu Or 1 Tum Dotecher-mai Sunder Thi, Hu, Aur Rahungistudent-apko Veham Tha, Hai Or Rahega

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Question: What Does It Mean To Have One Child? Answer: That Means You're A Parent. Question: What Does It Mean To Have More Than One Child? Answer: Th...

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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What Di I Do When I See Some1 Extremely Cute? I Stare And Stare Stare Stare Stare Stare And Den I Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile And When I Feel Tired I Put The ...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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1980enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me,yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga...

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? A: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Very , Very , ...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Right Now Someone Is Thinking Of You......ok Ok Its Me

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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