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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Wife: Darling, What Can I Give You For Your Birthday? Husband: If You Shut Your Mouth You Can Give Me Thirty Minutes Of Peace And Quiet.

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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My Pet Bear Dances When He Sees Someone Cute! ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L Plis Stop, Dont For...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss......

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Teacher-bataao 80+90=? Santa-100! Teachr-no, 80+90=170.. Santa-par Sir Bachpan Se Humne Suna H Ki Akkad Bakkad Bambey Bo, 80-90 Purey 100..!!...

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If I Were To Make A Dictionary: Cute = You Sweet = You Thoughtful = You Good Looking = You Gorgeous = You Liar = Me!

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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A Husband Is Someone Who, After Taking The Trash Out, Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House.

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Only Time Can Heal A Broken Heart, Just As Only Time Can Heal His Broken Arms And Legs.

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi.par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya. :-)

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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With This Msg I Wud Like 2 Thank U 4 Being Such A Nice Friend 2 Me... I Really Appreciate Ur Goodness And Truthfulness Especially Wen U Confirmed My Cuteness.....

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter Abt How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet Sms.. His Reply Was- . . . . . . Do You Think They Are J...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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When I Call You: 1 Ring Means : I Am Missing U, 2 Ring Means : I Like U, 3 Ring Means : I Am Thinking Of U, 4 Ring Means : I Need U, 5 Ring Means : Idiot L...

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I Really, Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room, On My Bed ,lights Is Off , We Get Under The Cover Together.. .to Show U My.. New Watch That Glows In Th...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Don't Break Anyones Heart Because They Have Only One. . . Instead . . . . . . Break Their Bones They Have 206.

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Story Once Upon A Time, There Was A Country Which Was A Nuclear Power But Didn't Have Electricity. Moral: Hahahahahahaha...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajni's House.he Hit A Shot Which Broke Rajni's House's Window..... Rajnikanth Called The Boy And Told Him To Play Slowl...

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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Pappu While Filling Up A Form: What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long...!

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mb No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai....

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Dont Go For Looks, They Can Deceive Dont Go For Wealth Even That Fades Away. Go For Sum1 Who Makes U Smile Becoz Only A Smile Makes A Dark Day Seem Bright.....

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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I Had A Wet Dream About You Last Night..... I P***ed Myself Laughing When You Fell Of A Cliffe :)

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A Teacher Gets Upset With Some Noisy Female Students: You Ladies! Just Two Of You Are Equal To A Thousand Ducks! Not Long After The Teacher's Mother Comes To ...

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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A Kid Went 2school 4 The First Time.teacher Told Her If U Had 2 Go 2 Toilet,raise Ur Index Finger.kid Is Puzzled N Asks,thats Going 2 Stop It?

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