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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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I Was Trying To Send You A Message Earlier Saying That You Are Cute, Gorgeous And With Awesome S*x Appeal But Message Always Fails...........i Wonder Why? Mayb...

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Pita: Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Haibeta: Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

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Faqeer:ek Rupay De Do.lady: Sharam Nhi Aati Itne Smart Handsome Nojawan Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho!faqer:acha Janab Phir 1 Pappi Hi Dy Do....

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Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty .. Uk: Dressing Spain Beautiful America: Stylish Italy: Friendly Brazil: Hot . . . . India : Kuch Ho Na Ho Par Attitude Ki Koi...

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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One Guy Asks The Other: Hey, Have You Ever Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman? The Second Guy: No, But I've Woken Up With A Few.

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A Guy Walks Past A Mental Hospital And Hears A Moaning Voice 13.....13....13....13 The Man Looked Over To The Hospital And Saw A Hole In The Wall, He Looked Thr...

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A Neutron Goes Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender, How Much For A Beer? The Bartender Replies, For You, No Charge.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Golu:meri Billi Mar Gaimolu:kese Marigolu :maine Use Nahala Diya Tham-nahalne Se B Kahi Bili Marti Hg-maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichod B Thi...

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Q : Y Do Monkeys Sleep On Trees? ...?? ...?? ..?? Chal Jaane De Yaar...its Ur Personnal Metter...y Shud I Interfare...?dhyan Se...girna Mat.....

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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Husband Asks, Do You Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Everytime! Wife Satys No, It Means - With Idiot For Ever...

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Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Boloagar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.bacha : Ye Lo Kar Lo Baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

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Aids Awareness Slogan: Cover Your Stump, Before You Pump. Don't Be Silly, Cover Your Lully. Don't Be A Fool, Condom Is Your Tool.!...

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Lucy: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries And Troubles As Your Wife. Bobby: Wow, I Don't Know What To Say, Love, But I Right Now I Don't Hav...

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Bra N Bar:both Hve Same Alphabets. Both R Drinking Zones Both Hve Restricted Tym Of Opening N Closing But Wen Opened,both Make Men Crazy

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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A - You're Attractive B - You're Brave C - You're Cute D - You're A Darling E - You're Exicting F - You're Funny G- You're Great H - You're Heavenly I - I'm J -...

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Whats S.t.u.d.y???? S=siting T=talking U=unlimited Dream And Yawning.... So Study, Dont Waste Time

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If I Need Brain Transplantationi Will Prefer Your Brain...don`t Think That You Are A Genius..i Need A Brain Which Is Never Used Before

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Whats The Difference Between Divorce And Circumcision? With Divorce U Get Rid Of The Whole P***k!

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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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1980enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me,yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga...

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight?i`m In A Good Mood,just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!reply Me Soon,yours Loving Mosquito :)

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Banta Falls In Luv Wit A Nurse.. After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Luv Letter 2 Her: I Luv U Sister

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I've Been Married Seven Times. I Know Nothing About Marriages, But A Lot About Separation.

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Three Dreams Of A Man: To Be As Handsome As His Mother Thinks. To Be As Rich As His Child Believes. To Have As Many Women As His Wife Suspects

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon With...

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When Tempted To Fight Fire With Fire, Remember That The Fire ......department Usually Uses Water. :p

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