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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Superman Once Got Into A Fight With Rajnikanth. The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.

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Teachers Called It Cheating But For Us Student We Called It Teamwork.. Students That Cheats Together Graduates Together Hahaha :)...

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The Best Kiss? It's When You Don't Want To Stop But You Have To Because You Can't Help But..... Undress :) Hehe

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A Beggars Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be? Answers :- The Beggar Was A Female

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Do You Like Maths? If So, Add A Bed, Substract Ur Clothes, Divide Ur Legs And We Can Multiply!! :)

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Dear Katrina Kaif, Slice Is Just A Mango Drink, Not A Mango Flavored Condom! Take It Easy Girl..!! Dont Give Kaamasutra Expressions For An Aamsutra Ad

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Importance Of Thumb Child Use It 4 Sucking Illiterate Ppl Use For Stamp Winners For Victory And My Fans Use It For Reading My M=sgs Oh You Tooo ) --...

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Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'good Evening', And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't.

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Ghajini Effect: Tintumon Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road. Why? . . . . He Wanted 2 Check Whether He Is Going 2 School Or Coming Back.

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Golu-batao Raste K Dono Tarf Ped Kyu Hote Hemolu-polution Kam Karne K Liyegolu-galatkyuki Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kase Jayegi

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If You Are Alone I'll Be Your Shadow, If You Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder, If You Want A Hug I'll Be Your Pillow, If You Need To Be Happy I'll Be Your Smil...

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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Golu:chilkay Samait Kela Kha Raha Tha.molu: Is Ko Cheel To Lo.golu:cheelne Ka Kia Zarurat Hai,hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is K Andar Kela He Hai.

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car.

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face.....your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy ...

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Question: What's The Difference Between Stress, Fear And Panic? Answer: Stress Is When Your Wife Is Pregnant, Fear Is When Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant, And ...

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Tom: Sale! 1 Laat Marunga Mumbai Ja K Girega!john: Mein Marunga To America Me Girega!santa: Bhai Mujhe Dhire Se 1 Laat Maro..pas K Gaon Jana Hai...

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News Flash! Earthquake In India Kills 50,000! Usa Sends Food. Australia Sends Clothes. Britain Sends Replacements.

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Wakeel: Tum Ne Police Officer Ki Hatheli Pe Jalti Hue Cigret Kyun Rakhimujrim:ye Humko Bola Kaam Karvana Hai To Pehle Mutthi Garam Kro

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Question: Why Do Only 20 Percent Of Women End Up In Heaven? Answer: Because If All Of Them Were In Heaven, Don't You Think It Would Be Pure H**l?...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Position Of The Dirt Bag

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? Boy: Yup...ur Beautiful Eyes...!!!...

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How's My Darling Honey Sweety? My Baby Bunch Cutie Cutie? Come On Give Me A Hug, Mmm.. U Smell Good! How R U? U Missed Me? Cmon... ...

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Modern Day Break Up.. Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U.. Boy: Why?? Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On Facebook!!

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Statistics Show That 1% Of Women In The World,are On Medication For Mental Illness So Beware! 99% Are Running Around Without Proper Medication.

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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04, Jan 2009 Teacher To Student - U've Been Snding E-mail Other Students That I'm Ugly Student - Sorry Ma'am, I Didn't Realize, U Wanted To K...

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge...............

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I Saw U Staring Out From Da Window.. Ur Eyes.. Ur Face.. Ur So Adorable.. I Couldn't Resist Myself Started Signing... How Much Is Tht Diggy In Da Window.....

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Girl-kya Tm Mjsepyar Krte Ho?golu-hagrl-lekin Tm To Meri Parwah Nhi Krtegolu-oye...pyar Krnewale Kisi Ki Parwah Nhi Krte

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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