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Irl : Is Dress Ki Price Kya Hai . . . ??? :) Dukandar : 10000 Girl : Awwwww :> Girl : Achaw Wo Pink Wala . . . ??? %) Dukandar : . . . . Awww...

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Men Don't Know Anything About Pain, They Have Never Experienced Labour , Cramps Or A Bikni Wax.

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She Saw My Face,bt 4got 2 Luk 2 My Heart. I Tried Luking Into Her Heart,bt I Couldnt See It Bcoz . . . . . . . . .. . . Her B***s Were Jst Awsome!!...

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Jaane Kaise Log Kuch Yaadon K Sahaare Puri Zindagi Bita Dete Hai...:o . .. . . . . Saala Hum To Raat Ko Ek Topic Padhte Hai Wo Bhi Subah Tak Bhool Jaathe...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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Take Time Each Day 2 Thank God 4 Ur Blessings, U May Not Be As Cute As I Am, But U Can Be Look Full Dat At Least U Have A Face... H...

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Santa Ne Ekk Admi Ke Thappad Maar Diya..admi- Meri Kya Galti Thi??santa-tum Salo Galti Karo Iske Liye Hum Intjaar Thode Hi Karenge...............

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Question: What Is The Difference Between A Good Lawyer And A Great Lawyer? Answer: A Good Lawyer Knows The Law Very Well But A Great Lawyer Knows The Judge Ve...

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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I Love You... Why?? U Give Light In My Life, U Colour My Life, That's Why I Love You... Thank You, Tenaga Nasional Berhad...muahahahah...

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Santa-tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai Hai?banta-yaar Larki To Maine Phansa Li Thi. Par Tum Logo Ne Ye Mohalla Hi Chor Diya.

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Boy: Hello....what Is Your Name? Girl: My Name Is Britney.... Boy: What? Girl: My Name Is Britney... Boy: What Again? Girl: My Name Is Britney!!! Boy: Oka...

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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Define Twilight.... The Story Of A Desperate Chic Who Cant Decide Whether To Losw Her Virginity To A Dog Or To A 108 Years Old Virgin Vampire.

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A Tailor Ran Away With People's Clothes. Some Complaines About Their Pant Piece Or Suit Piece. But Anxious Santa - Mera To Naap Hi Lekar Bhag Gaya. :d :d...

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Only True Friends Stand By U During Bad Times. I Promise I Will Attend Ur Wedding.

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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Dear Katrina Kaif, Slice Is Just A Mango Drink, Not A Mango Flavored Condom! Take It Easy Girl..!! Dont Give Kaamasutra Expressions For An Aamsutra Ad

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Sardar Had Twins He Namd Tarasitara Again Twins, He Namd Peterrepeater Again Twins,he Namd Maxclimax Again Twins,sardar Got Angry N Named Stopfullstop..

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Father:how Did Our Son Do In His Science Exam? Mother:oh!not Very Well.but It Wasnt Really His Fault. Father:why??? Mother:bcoz They Asked Him Bout What Happ...

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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Q: What Do You Call Two Fat Men Having A Chat? A: A Heavy Discussion.

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Mr. Lawyer. I Want You To Defend Me. What's The Charge? I Was Arrested For Issuing Fake Checks. I'll Defend You, But Only If You Pay Me In Cash....

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S*x Is A Sensation, Caused By Temptation Were A Boy Sticks His Location In A Girls Destination To Increase Population For The Next Generation.. Do You Get My Ex...

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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Teacher: Childrens Exams Are Nearing,if U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..boys: In Wich Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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Question: Why Does A Guy Whistle When He's In The Toilet? Answer: Because It Helps Him To Remember Which End He Needs To Wipe.

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Story: I Filled In A Form At A Dating Agency Recently Describing My Ideal Woman... She Would Be Petite, Cute, Into Water Sports And Group Activities And Looked ...

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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Husband Asks,do U Know The Meaning Of Wife. It Means...without Information Fighting Evrytime! Wife On Hearing This Says, It Could Also Mean-with Idiot For Ever....

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Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It 2 Hours Later Sardar Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet

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Wife: Why R U Studying Blood Related Books? Sardar: Darling, Doctor Told Me That 2morow There Is A Blood Test For Me. So I Want To Score Good Marks..............

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Updesh:daru Pine Se Jindagi K Problem Solve Nhi Hoti.expert Drinker's Advice:problem Toh Doodh Pine Se Bhi Solve Nhi Hoti..

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A Doctor Advising His Depressed Patient, An Old Bachelor: Don't Take Life Too Seriously. You'll Never Get Out Of It Alive.

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Rey: I See Your Cough Is Better This Morning. Loi: Why Not? I've Been Practicing All Night.

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