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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Lucky Boy? Stupid Its Lifebuoy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty. :p

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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In Dis Cruel World Its Very Hard 2 Find A Frnd With A Beautiful Heart Pure Feelings Attractive Personality N Stylish Look.. So Dont Lose Me.....

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Abraham Lincon : If I Have 8hrs To Cut A Tree, I Spend 7hrs In Sharpening The Axe. Great Students: If We Have 8hrs To Study, We Spend 7hrs In Searching T...

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Once Upon A Time, Something Happened To Me. It Was The Sweetest Thing That Ever Could Be. It Was A Fantasy, A Dream Come True It Was The Day I Met You....

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Question: Why Do Only 20 Percent Of Women End Up In Heaven? Answer: Because If All Of Them Were In Heaven, Don't You Think It Would Be Pure H**l?...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Math Teacher To Boy-jayda Awaaz Mat Krwarna 2 Bar Diffrentiate Krke 1 Bar Integrate Kr Dungaboy- Sir Maine B E Ki Power X Hu Jo Karna Kar Lo...

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I Love You... Why?? U Give Light In My Life, U Colour My Life, That's Why I Love You... Thank You, Tenaga Nasional Berhad...muahahahah...

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!...

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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I Want To Share Everything With U. Ur Joys, Ur Sadness, Ur Happy Moments Every Single 2nd Of Day Let Us Start With Ur Atm Password 1st..!...

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Sardar: Will U Marry After I Die Wife :no I Wiil Live With My Sister Wife :will U Marry ,after I Die Sardar:no I Will Also Live With Your Sister...

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The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

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Tarzan The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. When He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail I...

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Teacher: Tum Apni Mummy Ko Mum Kahte Ho,to Apni Mumy Ki Badi Bahan Or Chhoti Bahan Ko Kya Kahte Ho?boy: Maximum & Minimum

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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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Lady:which Shampo Do U Have? Tom:if U Want 4 Hair On Head Take Head Nd Shoulders.if U Want 4 Hair Inside Ur Panty Den Take Pantene.

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8 Semesters 80 Gb Sylabus 80 Mb V Study 80 Kb V Remember 80 Bytes V Ans. Binary Marks V Get, Known As Btech (brain Technically Empty)...!...

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Boy1: Dude I Got A New Bike, A Laptop And A Mobile. Boy2: Cool Man, Wht Does Ur Father Do? Boy1: He Sells Onion!!!!!

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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Both Of My Marriages Are Failures! Why? My First Wife Left Me Just Because Of A Little Disagreement. And Your Second? My Second Wife And I Are Always Having Big...

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I Can't Smile Without You.............i Can't Laugh Without You.....i Can't Sing And I Can't Cry, Finding It Hard, To Do Anything So Please Help Me I Lost My Fa...

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Sure I'll Tie The Marital Knot - As Long As It's Around Her Neck.

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test....

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Rajnikanth Gone For Morning Walk, . And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him, . Why? . . . . . Bcoz He Reached In Usa Without Visa...

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Maa:apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?pappu:dadaji ,mamaji, Chachaji Ko.akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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Husband: Darling, Will You Be Able To Survive In My Small Salary? Wife: Of Course Darling I Will Survive, But What Will You Survive On?

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