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Love Is Like Maths Add Ur Lips Subtracts Ur Clothes Divide Ur Legs Multiply Ur S*x Result A Baby...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Man: My Wife Still Scared Of Water. Friend: How Come? Man: Today When I Went Home, She Was In Bath Tub With The Security Guard. !!

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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Women Have 4 Types Of S*x.. 1.asthematic-ah...ahhhh.ahhhh 2.obdient-yes...oh Yess....ah.. 3.greedy-more..more Plzzzz 4.religious-ohh God...ohh God.......ahh...

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Which Is D Biggest Thing In D World? Sea? No. Mountain?no. Sky?no. Dont Know? My Big Heart Which Sends U Sms Daily!...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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Mr. Reyes: I Wish My Wife Wouldn't Talk So Much About Her Last Husband............ Mr. Santos: Last Husband ! You're Lucky. Mine Is Always Talking About ...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World! Dont Misunderstand. Cute Means : Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere !! :-)...

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Speaker: Who Among You Had Experienced Having S*x With A Ghost? (a Farmer Raised His Hand). Speaker: Really? How Does It Feel To Have S*x With A Ghost? Farme...

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D0ctor Talking 2 A Mntal Patient Mgaling Kn Pla Kc Cnagip M0 Frend M0 N Nlunod! Kya Lng, Ngbigti Sya S Cr! Patient: D Po Dok, Cnabit Q Sya Dun Pra Mtuyo!...

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A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,he Went And Kissed Her. Girl: `stupid What Are You Doing?` Sardar: B.tech First Year.

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I Had A Little Broblem At School Today,i Solved It,oh Here's Your Gun Back

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One Good Way To Reduce Alcohal Consumption . . . Before Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Sad After Marriage. . . Drink Whenever U R Happy . . .:d:p...

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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I Saw You Cryin In The Middle Of The Rain, Then Nilapitan Kita Then You Said, Leave Me Alone!! I Just Smiled And Saud. Hala Adik!! Dadaan Lang Ee. Kalsada...

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What Is A Hymen? It's A Thin Sheet Of Flesh Like A Membrane Inside A Woman's V****a. It's Primary Purpose Is To Welcome Visitors: Hi Men!! Xd...

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Husband Says To Wife In Honeymoon Husband: I Had Physical Relation With 20 Women Before Marriage. Wife:oooo It Was You Who Gave Me A False 500 Rupees Note....

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Santa: Dr. Saab Mujhe Chot Lag Gayi Hedr: Bahut Gehri Chot Hai, Taanke Lagenge, 1000 Rs Lagengesanta: Bhutni Dea, Taanke Laune Ne, Kadayi Ni Karni.

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What Is The Difference Of Before And Now? Before Long Hair And Now Longing For Hair Before Beer Joints And Now Aching Joints Before Rolling Stones And Now Kidn...

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

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2 Guys Wer In A Jungle.. They Saw A Hungry Tiger, One Of D Guy Tightened His Shoe Lace, D Other One Asked Do U Really Think U Can Run Faster Than Tiger..? He Re...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-if 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =how Much? Santa- Ton!ton!ton!...

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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice? - Think Any Guess? - - Ok I Will Tell You.. - - Tom Jerry Cartoon Begins!...

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I Didn't Get Too Many Women Running After Me. It Was Their Husbands Who'd Be After Me.

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Evening News Is Where They Begin With 'good Evening', And Then Proceed To Tell You Why It Isn't.

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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High Class Insultboy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal To Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi Hogirl :- Isliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Pass Gadhe Kyo Khade Hai

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If A Baby Is Born In Africa, What Will Be The Colour Of The Babies Teeth? ? ? . . . . You Fool.! A New Born Baby Dont Have Teeth....

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Did You Know.. That The Word Studying Came From The Words Student And Dying? Xd

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Girl:aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney Ka Liyaboy:race Mey Jeeta Heygirl:wowrace Me Kitne Log Theyboy:3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)...

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Dear Weekend : Could You Please Slow Down X( !!!!!!!

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Girl:jaanu,agar Tumhara Sms Nahi Aya Tho Mein Roti Nhi Khaungiboy:sach?girl:haa,mei Sirf Paneer Partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi...

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Baap Ne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Cigrate, Masala,daru Ki Botal Or Ladkiyo K Mbl No. Nikle.baap Ne Bahut Mara-kbse Chal Rha H Sb?beta Rote Hue-papa Ye Jacket Apka Hai...

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